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Techmarine1228
09-19-2007, 08:08 AM
Published Tuesday | September 18, 2007
http://www.omaha.com/neo-images/icons/video-white.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:playVideoClip%28%270918dv_sen_god_suit%27%29;)Nebraska State Senator Sues God
By NATE JENKINS Associated Press Writer
The Associated Press


This file photo from April 12, 2006, shows Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha during debate in the legislative chamber in Lincoln, Neb. Saying that God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes," Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing the Almighty to make a legal point.(AP Photo/Nati Harnik, file)

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a ****** assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in ***-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the ****** assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

source: http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=1000&u_sid=10134789

MoFo
09-19-2007, 08:10 AM
I fully support him on this matter.

grenadier07
09-19-2007, 08:14 AM
Slow day at the office for this guy I'm guessing.

Snoshi
09-19-2007, 08:16 AM
what have this to do with military matters?

timetraveller
09-19-2007, 08:52 AM
Why does that remind me of the awful Film " the man who sued God " starring Billy Connolly

MoFo
09-19-2007, 08:53 AM
Why does that remind me of the awful Film " the man who sued God " starring Billy Connolly

Because this mans suing god? p-)

Korath
09-19-2007, 08:57 AM
what have this to do with military matters?

if God looses, there are going to be loads of military-related claims, too p-)

btw, there was this fantastic sentence in Unforgiven about Nebraska. It makes sense in this context, too :)

shocker1
09-19-2007, 08:59 AM
Great job with that separation thing.

Shadowstorm
09-19-2007, 10:07 AM
He's a idiot. And this guy is screwing up city on whole bunch s**t.

SOG
09-19-2007, 10:41 AM
no good. OJ may not have access to johnny cockrin but God does. God wins hands down. he will get off on a technicality, he's God!

as an aside, this is incredibly stupid, a waste of resources, time and money. the people of nebraska should revoke this idiot from office immediately and in turn they should counter sue the **** out of him for pulling a stunt like this while in office.

putting him in a burlap bag with angry beavers and sausage links hanging out of his ass would complete his punishment. i dont think the lesbians would like that though.

Korath - Unforgiven: I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was in Nebraska ...

lt tahoe
09-19-2007, 11:03 AM
Slow day at the office for this guy I'm guessing.

And you were expecting Nebraska state politics to be a hotbed of activity?

The guy is making a point, and I agree with his sentiment, if not his methods. The legal system in this country is absolutely clogged already with cases with actual merit, yet there are thousands of ridiculous, frivolous lawsuits filed every year.

Not only that, but sometimes those bringing suit actually win! There should be a better system for scrutinizing cases, and there should be a better system of penalties in place for those who bring such cases.

grenadier07
09-19-2007, 11:11 AM
Hotbed of activity, no not really. However I did think that there would be slightly more pressing issues at hand. What I don't know since I live in Indiana. I do agree that the amount of lawsuits flying around these days is beyond absurd and what they are over can be pretty stupid, however a politician filing a lawsuit against God is just stupid. LUDICROUS SPEED....GO!!!

2Sheds_Jackson
09-19-2007, 11:49 AM
What a waste of time. The powerful swooping in to help the powerful. What, did the judge slip him a few thousand to come to his rescue? Why the hell is a US Senator involving himself in this?

sp2c
09-19-2007, 11:50 AM
he makes a good point but this is like peeing all over the toilet seat yourself just to get the other guy to stop it

besides, god will just claim it's in the bible and win ... and a freak lightning bolt will hit the senators car

Vehemence
09-19-2007, 01:45 PM
Who's gonna deliver the subpoena?

Albatross
09-19-2007, 05:18 PM
i got a 10 spot says GOD comes out on top here. anyone taking?? even odds.

clean
09-19-2007, 05:20 PM
I wouldn't want to be standing anywhere near this guy.

La8pv
09-19-2007, 05:22 PM
i got a 10 spot says GOD comes out on top here. anyone taking?? even odds.

I don't think god will show up. Just a hunch.

deagle
09-19-2007, 05:23 PM
he's got a bit of a point, lol. a funny point, but a point.

clean
09-19-2007, 05:23 PM
I don't think god will show up. Just a hunch.

Then he can hit God with a Failure to Appear. God's going down!

MoFo
09-19-2007, 05:25 PM
Even the Almighty himself cant miss a court appointment.

Kippari
09-19-2007, 05:40 PM
Will they send a bounty hunter?

MoFo
09-19-2007, 05:41 PM
Maybe, but he'd have to be an extreme christain to withstand the awesome power of god.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dogbountytopten.jpg

Laconian
09-19-2007, 09:45 PM
If I remember correctly, St. Michael the Archangel is running God's PSD tm. Whoever they send better bring help.

California Joe
09-19-2007, 09:49 PM
Hehehe They're gonna need a bigger boat....:)

Laconian
09-19-2007, 09:54 PM
Hehehe They're gonna need a bigger boat....:)

Like ark big?

nyarlathotep
09-20-2007, 01:26 AM
the people of nebraska should revoke this idiot from office immediately and in turn they should counter sue the **** out of him for pulling a stunt like this while in office.


His district is north O. If it weren't for the recent change to limit terms he would be in office until death.

Lazy Lob
09-20-2007, 06:22 AM
So who's the devil's advocate?.... p-)

Shadowstorm
09-20-2007, 06:36 AM
Ernie Chambers is ridiculous person. He killed some programs off in Omaha like the ballpark and streetcar which are coming be proposed again and some other stuff, because city vote down a propose to name a park after him.

RICHICOQUI
09-20-2007, 09:38 AM
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070918/nc_senatorsuesgod_070918.300w.jpg doesn't he look like karl marx?? http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:sxY-L4pUnuSaiM:www.nndb.com/people/740/000029653/karl-marx-MED.jpg

Kippari
09-20-2007, 12:08 PM
Shouldn't God be judged in the international court or perhaps the court of Israel or Vatican. The one thing I know that if God was American we would all be dead by now.p-)

nemowork
09-20-2007, 02:27 PM
Assuming God is omnipresent how can you lock him up for punishment?

Anyway, assuming God is real its impossible to charge God for killing somebody since removing them from life merely moves them on to a better or worse place? They dont cease to exist!

The only way for God terminating somebody to actually be a crime is if heaven and hell and God dont actually exist so death is a full stop?

Is there actual proof God was involved in any of these incidents or is it merely hearsay? Are there actual witnesses to these Biblical events and the presence of God?





Oh boy ive got too much time on my hands today :)

shocker1
09-20-2007, 02:32 PM
God: "I made you, I can break you. Though what is happening now is your own fault. Your kind is too dirty for me to even look at anymore."

Wodan
09-22-2007, 09:16 AM
"A big light appeared in the court, and said:
Have no fear.. but **** off, retard"

socom6
09-22-2007, 02:20 PM
LOL I refrained from posting when i first saw the topic but I cant help myself.

How is he going to prove that it was God who caused all those acts of nature?

How can u sue an extra dimensional/extra terrestrial entity of infinite power?

God always wins he is win itself.

Ahh theres a bunch of things wrong with this lawsuit coming from a probable atheist. Big waste of time.

nemowork
09-22-2007, 07:56 PM
So your suggesting he cant sue God until he proves conclusively he believes in the existence of God?

Interesting!

sp2c
09-22-2007, 10:53 PM
God always wins he is win itself.


but isnt god lose itself as well?