So the wife...

[California Joe]

Is leaving Saturday for Vermont to start her new job on Monday. I'm staying here to keep working on making the world safe for Democracy and all cause I'm important and ****. Actually the kids don't get out of school till the 2nd week of June. Then I'm shipping them up there and doing the whole pre house sale painting/cleaning thing. So any of you guys want to come over and help, I'll buy the beer. Then I'm going to retire and paint military subjects and naked women for a living. But not naked military subjects, as that would be wrong. Next year I'll have a Milphotos party up there cause I have 89 acres and we could keep the Finns separated from the Israelis, the Germans from the Swedes, the Americans from the Canadians and Argyll from everyone that pisses him off.

[Beowulf]

sweet

[Hullebullen]

If I was in the neighborhood I'd drop by cuz I'd never turn down free beer...

[California Joe]

That'd be coo.

Guttorm will show up cause mental patients don't care. ;) Hey where is he anyway?

[NcDeuce]

I can see it already,

[at CJ's place...]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/949/018_3346.jpg
^ Farmgirl & Nawlins

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7404/22371Y.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3461/426254.jpg



rofl

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Cj I thought you were gonna be moving to warmer climes to paint naked women, did the pre sale clean and paint a couple of weeks ago myself all I have to do now is make sure my dirty socks and German naturist magazines are not lying about when buyers come to look the place over. :)

[Argyll]

Is leaving Saturday for Vermont to start her new job on Monday. I'm staying here to keep working on making the world safe for Democracy and all cause I'm important and ****. Actually the kids don't get out of school till the 2nd week of June. Then I'm shipping them up there and doing the whole pre house sale painting/cleaning thing. So any of you guys want to come over and help, I'll buy the beer. Then I'm going to retire and paint military subjects and naked women for a living. But not naked military subjects, as that would be wrong. Next year I'll have a Milphotos party up there cause I have 89 acres and we could keep the Finns separated from the Israelis, the Germans from the Swedes, the Americans from the Canadians and Argyll from everyone that pisses him off.


Could we not get the Finns to put targets out for your "long rifles" and maybe accidently shoot some of em? ;)

I'm only kidding guys :D ............Joe nobody will go if I'm there,which means we can Have Farmgirl all to ourselves ;)

[California Joe]

I'll worry about warmer climes when I'm rich and famous. ;) I've got 15 years of ****e to clean up or pack or dispose of. Gawd. I guess I'll have to get rid of all my old Playboys. I've got about 5000 old comic books upstairs.

[Rilence]

I can see it already,

[at CJ's place...]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/949/018_3346.jpg
^ Farmgirl & Nawlins

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7404/22371Y.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3461/426254.jpg



rofl
rofl

[California Joe]

Could we not get the Finns to put targets out for your "long rifles" and maybe accidently shoot some of em? ;)

I'm only kidding guys :D ............Joe nobody will go if I'm there,which means we can Have Farmgirl all to ourselves ;)

Sweet. Always thinkin' aren't you playa. ;)

[Seoulstriker]

Thanks NcDeuce. :lol:

[Trigger]

I'll be there for the party.

Send me your comics, eh?

Have fun moving. We moved about every 4 years. Ick!

[California Joe]

No comics for you!

At this point I think I'd rather be an Iraqi partying with Lynndie England than packing all this crap.

[Trigger]

If you were partying with her, you'd still be getting your **** packed! p-)

What?

[Hullebullen]

Remember, even if you find boring it's way better than having "she who must be obeyed" doing it. She will only throw away your "mint condition" first ed spiderman copy and then she'll wonder why you are so upset "it's just a comic book". Yeah, right.

[California Joe]

If you were partying with her, you'd still be getting your **** packed! p-)

What?

Thanks Beecher monkey. If she was really hot it wouldn't be so bad. ;)

[Ichhabe]

Joe, how did you know that Vermont was my favourite state in the US??? Just say when, and I'll mine clear both front- and back yard for ya.

[Roger Rabbit]

You pay for my plane ticket and i'll work for free and buy you a beer. :D

[Abolith]

Depending or where in California you are I Could come by and help :)

[Tane Angle]

:cantbeli: Thanks for reminding me, CJ. I was just beginning to block out the fact that when I get home I'll have to start doing all that moving stuff too. I should have bought property up north a few decades ago. p-)

Good luck with it all.

[mocking_loudly_died]

I reckon if I start swimming now......

[memphiz]

I'll bring Canadian beer if you buy me a plane ticket ;)

[Hullebullen]

I'll bring Canadian beer if you buy me a plane ticket ;)

Canadian beer any good? Haven't tried any, at least to my knowledge...

[Salty Dog]

I'll bring Canadian beer if you buy me a plane ticket ;)

a plane to vermont..huh......where in canada do you live?

[memphiz]

I'll bring Canadian beer if you buy me a plane ticket ;)

a plane to vermont..huh......where in canada do you live?
Out side Edmonton, near the Edmonton International Airport :D (very noisy)






I'll bring Canadian beer if you buy me a plane ticket ;)

Canadian beer any good? Haven't tried any, at least to my knowledge...
It much better than American ;)

[Salty Dog]

yeah nevermind, that is a little ways away from vermont....

[memphiz]

yeah nevermind, that is a little ways away from vermont....
Yeah...I think its like 2500km. :(

[Merik]

Ya know, it wouldnt be that bad of an idea to do the whole Forrest Gump thing where he runs across the nation since I've been running a lot lately. This would give me a perfect excuse too, I was just going over to CJ's house mom p-)

[Haiw]

You pay for my plane ticket and i'll work for free and buy you a beer. :D
^Ditto. I'll even bring quality Dutch/Belgian/German beer. :P

[Roger Rabbit]

^Don't listen to him, he'll just bring Heineken, Haiw loves Heineken, thinks its the greatest beer ever invented. :P :lol:

[Haiw]

What the hell are you smoking? :lol: I'll die before I bring Heineken!

[Roger Rabbit]

:lol: ok well heres a picture of someone massaging a pussy for you

http://www.catsprn.com/images/massage_pussy.gif

[Haiw]

Now that's what I call a nice back-pounding...

[AirZone]

If you buy me a ticket plane.. I will bring Israeli beer (to poison the finns and people who wont agree with Argyll rofl)

[Durandal]

You still going to be there this July? Or will you have moved by then?

[MolliG]

You pay for my plane ticket and i'll work for free and buy you a beer. :D
^Ditto. I'll even bring quality Dutch/Belgian/German beer. :P
^ Ditto, ditto. I'll bring quality Beef and sausages for the BBQ, and even some proper crusty roll/baps. ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

Ok so basically for California Joe to get some help then it's going to cost him in the region of the odd thousand dollars in plane tickets but on the plus side he gets loads of beer and food from around the world.

I dont mind going economy class :D

[MolliG]

Well we could all meet up in say, Paris, then all stuff into a big box and then travel as cargo. :lol:

[Haiw]

Sorry, but I'm not joining you in your darkroom activities.

[Roger Rabbit]

Its not gay if you can't see each other

[Haiw]

Tell that to your anus.

[Roger Rabbit]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v88/chrisoutlet/uranusint.jpg

Thats a diagram of the inside of Uranus

[MolliG]

A better plan...

Yellow: Stage One (Various)
Red: Stage Two (Road or Rail)
Green: Stage Three (Big Truck Convoy)

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5830/traveltocj.jpg

:P

[Roger Rabbit]

I dont have a small fortune to pay for petrol. And why is Greenland called Denmark?

[Haiw]

Because they planted their flag there? :P

[MolliG]

I dont have a small fortune to pay for petrol. And why is Greenland called Denmark?
Greenland (Self-Governing Territory of Greenland) is part of the Kingdom of Denmark; been a self-governing overseas administrative division of Denmark since 1979.


The world's largest non-continental island, about 81% ice-capped, Greenland was granted self-government in 1978 by the Danish parliament. The law went into effect the following year. Denmark continues to exercise control of Greenland's foreign affairs.

:)

[Roger Rabbit]

Thanks for the info, just seen two more bits of land i never knew existed.
Franz Joef Land and Swalbard.

[digrar]

A young Australian bird is about to marry into the Danish Royal Family. It's pretty big news here, I think the ceremony is about to happen now.


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40151000/jpg/_40151551_couple203afp.jpg

[2Sheds_Jackson]

No comics for you!

At this point I think I'd rather be an Iraqi partying with Lynndie England than packing all this crap.

Dude, I feel your pain. I'd been a contractor for the last 3 years -had to move 4 times. OMG the hassle. I finally got a gov't job & unpacked everything a few months back. Need any boxes/tape/bubble wrap/peanuts/dishpack/wardrobe/hand truck/pallets . . . . . ?

[JiJoMacLE45]

Just when I was contemplating a trip across the border you go and move on me Joe, WTF? If you need an escort through the mean streets of DE, give me a holler. Wouldn't want you to loose your scooter . . . again.

[DrunkenMaster]

If you were partying with her, you'd still be getting your **** packed! p-)

What? rofl

I could bring my bi-****** girlfriends ;)

[Maine Finn]

Is leaving Saturday for Vermont to start her new job on Monday.

What part of Vermont, Joe? It's not too far from Maine. I'll hitchhike.


Next year I'll have a Milphotos party up there cause I have 89 acres and we could keep the Finns separated from the Israelis, the Germans from the Swedes, the Americans from the Canadians and Argyll from everyone that pisses him off.

How about we keep the Finns in our separate area so we can plot a world takeover? p-)

[memphiz]

Because they planted their flag there? :P
They keep trying to put there flag on Canadian soil too, but we sent up a team of PPCLI, and Canadian Rangers to reclaim the land (put up a Canadian flag), we showed them ;)

[California Joe]

Just when I was contemplating a trip across the border you go and move on me Joe, WTF? If you need an escort through the mean streets of DE, give me a holler. Wouldn't want you to loose your scooter . . . again.

Man, she's leaving tomorrow morning so the party starts at Noon. I'll be here till the end of July probably. Come on down.

[Durandal]

'Cuz I still have a rather large and sexy piece of walnut for you Joe. :)

[California Joe]

'Cuz I still have a rather large and sexy piece of walnut for you Joe. :)

Most excellent my friend

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

My departure from this home of mine gets ever closer as I had what you might call an interested buyer in for a look see today and wants to come back on Sunday to discuss money and look the house over again. :D