Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[Sierra]

Well, I just did my stupidest thing.

I went out and picked up my friend (who I am not supposed to drive b/c I havent had my liscense long) and then we went and drove bla...bla. So we are driving away to find a smoke spot, and we got behind a cop (while she was packin a bowl) so I let the cop get far ahead and then in a few minutes I caught up to him, he pulled over and I passed him when I turned onto a side street but luckily he didn't follow me (b/c she had the weed out). So we get on the main road and we pull off into a small parking lot of a company, got out of the car and smoked. So we drove away and it sucked b/c I was high. So we drove around and then we went downtown to get food and after that, I was running out of gas so I went to a gas station and it was closed and I shut the car off in drive and I almost **** when I couldnt start it again. I thought I ran outta gas. But after like 5 mins, I looked and saw it was in drive I was so happy. So then I drove away to another gas station and got gas. Then we drove back d-town and chilled and then I drove her home. I hope she doesnt get caught. Then I drove around w/ all the windows open (since its my moms car) and I came home still high. So I walk in the door and my moms like come here, I wanna talk to you. And I can barely talk. She thinks I did **** (***. I only wish) with the girl but I didnt. But she is so hot and I really wanna. BUt anyways, I am like yes mom, drove w/ her for a few mins. And then I came upstairs to get away from my parents and here I am in my room still buzzed or high. And o ya! Time is really slow. So here I am.

O! And did I mention. Todays the 13th day ive had my liscense. I got it May 1st!

Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[Trigger]

I don't know, but you got me beat. :slap:

[TRACER_BULLET]

LOL nice story Sierra rofl
I'ma pleed the 5th on this one p-)

[EvanL]

Can you translate that from Masshole to english please? haha
go stare at some flashing lights man. u will find it amazing.

[moughoun]

Remember kiddie's drug's are bad m`kay

[Mark Sman]

Have you ever looked at your hands?

Like really looked at them?

[Ichhabe]

Where should I start?

So much that I choose to tell about one of those times that could have killed me. :D

When I was 8, I was not sure if I could swim. Only way to find out was to jump all the way out in the deep end in the swimming pool. So I did. Talk about bad idea. Cause as I surfaced, to my stunning surprise I learned that I could not.
But something good came out of that experience. You see, I had learned that people drowning, and is going under for the third time is done. I crushed that myth. I went under at least 5 or 6 times. Swallowing a lot of water. Luckilly I was saved by the teacher, and yanked up of the pool, and emptied for water. Man! Did I have a lot of water inside. As I stood up, the teacher wanted to send me home; but I just looked at him and said that I did not want to. Cause we did not go that often to the pool. I wanted to enjoy every seccond of it. So I jumped out again in to it. This time at the shallow end. I'm maybe stupid, but I'm not an idiot. ;)

I also belive that since I did go back, I did not develop a fear for water.
Just because I did that, it also allowed me to almost drown 3 times more, but that is a different story.

[Romulus]

Dumbest thing I've ever done was to take 2 minutes out of my life to read your drug induced rant and reply to it. Thanks

[Uncle Sam]

Replied to this...HERE (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14877&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)

[Maine Finn]

Stupidest thing I've ever done... well damn, I need to pick just one?

Okay. There was an incident senior year of high school when I got into an argument with my friend in the middle of the hallway just outside the main office. One of the secretaries overheard and thought that I was threatening my friend.

We didn't speak to each other for a week after that, and then another week and a half after I almost started a fistfight with her on a camping trip.

So I'm a little on the scrappy side.... :oops:

[Romulus]

http://www.somalicat.com/foxykats/KUNGFO.jpg^^^^^^^


Meow!

[scm77]

I can't think of anything stupid, that I did, but this was pretty funny. Once in 7th grade we were playing football in gym class. I punted the ball it went reeeeeeaaaallll high up and nailed the biggest **** in the class right in the face as he tried to catch it. :bash:

[Maine Finn]

http://www.somalicat.com/foxykats/KUNGFO.jpg^^^^^^^


Meow!

rofl

[scm77]

http://www.somalicat.com/foxykats/KUNGFO.jpg^^^^^^^

Meow!

CATFIGHT!!! woot

[Maine Finn]

Me-->http://www.somalicat.com/foxykats/KUNGFO.jpg<--My friend.

I might add that we've had a couple close calls in terms of physical fights. It can be a touchy friendship indeed. :oops:

[UkrainianAmerican]

O ok. WE had a poekr game at my friends house who had a cat. And my other friend brought his cat. and we waited for them to fight. But apparantly there is a reason why cats are reffered to as pussies.
They would stare at each other for 15 minutes, waving their paws. So we got tired and started throwing them at each other. That was some quality entertainment.
And it wasnt very smart either, so.......thats why i jsut wrote about it. :lol:

[Salty Dog]

we used to throw bricks through parked cars in drive by things. we used to call them "bombing runs" and we would drive by the parked cars and toss bricks out at the cars and they would go right through the windshields and stuff. that was so stupid. and also shot out windows with a pellet pistol. nobody we even knew either, all random cars. and i say again that was stupid. and mailbox baseball is pretty stupid too :cantbeli:

[memphiz]

Probly the stupidest thing was breaking into my old junoir high as they were tearing it down, but they postponed it temporarly...because of the abspestice(sp) and me an my friends ripped down all the protective sheeting that blocked the abspestice(sp)...Yup Im so going to get lung cancer

[Vance]

Probly the stupidest thing was breaking into my old junoir high as they were tearing it down, but they postponed it temporarly...because of the abspestice(sp) and me an my friends ripped down all the protective sheeting that blocked the abspestice(sp)...Yup Im so going to get lung cancer
Asbestos rofl

[memphiz]

Probly the stupidest thing was breaking into my old junoir high as they were tearing it down, but they postponed it temporarly...because of the abspestice(sp) and me an my friends ripped down all the protective sheeting that blocked the abspestice(sp)...Yup Im so going to get lung cancer
Asbestos rofl
Shut up you stupid....Texan :P

[Fintin]

a friend and i used to go out every weekend in middle school and throw rocks at cars...we never cought on to how dumb it was no matter how many times we hid from cops or people with baseball bats...we could have gotten jacked up...

[EvanL]

Me n my friends used to build roadblocks on our street and watch ppl drive over them popping tires and knocking off bumpers.
That was pretty stupid.

throwing ice balls at ppl. That was stupid.

Flaming dog **** on doorsteps.
Entertaining :D

Too much stuff to remember.
Firecrackers in school.
Jousting on bikes.

[Fintin]

Me n my friends used to build roadblocks on our street and watch ppl drive over them popping tires and knocking off bumpers.
That was pretty stupid.

we built a road block across woodward ave...look it up...one of the main roads in detroit...we would pull whole trees across the road

[Jack Mehoff]

I fell in love, lust.....whatever

[ronin2172]

I fell in love, lust.....whatever
i feel u on that one...the stupidest thing i ever did was fall in love with my ex.... :bash:

[Durandal]

This was, what, 13 years ago...I think.

Lit a friend on fire...1st and 2nd degree burns on his body. Just shy of 25% of his body. He went into shock.

Got him to the hospital.

Everything was ok in the end.

We were both at fault, but I knew better...so I consider myself being the dumb one in that event.

[Midtown]

Got drunk and hooked up with an obsessive Ex girlfriend...guess who still calls me every day...

[SeanAshi]

Went to a job interview drunk.

[MetalBoy]

I got kicked out of Universal Studios Halloween Night back in high school. I was walking through one of he mazes and one of the monster/employees was hiding in the shadows scaring people so after she scared me I swung a styrofoam bone hanging from the ceiling at her, but I missed. So she gets all pissed off, rips off her mask, and storms out of the building. I didn't think much of it, actually my friends and I thought it was hilarious, but coming out some cops are waiting with woman to pick me up.

So they question me and check my drivers license and I tell the cops what happened, and they say I am lucky becasuse the woman doesn't want to press charges on me, but they are going to kick me out anyways. So I get all pissed offf and tell the freaking cops and the Universal security guys that "Of course she won't press charges because she is full of **** and I have witnesses to back up my account." But they say because she is an employee they must side with her and kick me out. I don't know what they would have charged me with "Assault with a styrofoam prop"?

Needless to say I've never gone back to Universal Studios, and don't plan on it antime soon. No big loss, Universal Studios sucks ass anyways.

[weedman]

Arguing in this forum... :lol: ;)

[NcDeuce]

Jumping off 100 ft. cliffs into a river...at night...

[American Patriot]

The dumbest thing I've done was attempt to have anal *** with a girl who was either on acid or ecstasy or both.

Before I could do anything, her anal sphincter opened wide and brown ass nuggets tumbled out of it and all over me. I ran away screaming like a little girl.

[Hullebullen]

^OMG rofl

[SEALInTheMaking]

I was at a party at a lake near here last year. Big keg, huge bonfire, and lots of cute girls. So I pick out a cute one and start flirting, but it wasnt going so well. So in my slightly intoxicated state, I decided that I needed to do something stupid to get her attention. So I jumped though the bonfire. I land on the other side and can tell I have no leg hair left, then I hear my friend Jesse yell, "DUDE! YOU'RE ON FIRE!" So I dont even check to see if its true, I just sprint to the lake as fast as I can and dive in. Turns out I wasnt on fire. Safe to say, I didnt get any that night. :cantbeli:

[jamesp]

The dumbest thing I've done was attempt to have anal *** with a girl who was either on acid or ecstasy or both.

Before I could do anything, her anal sphincter opened wide and brown ass nuggets tumbled out of it and all over me. I ran away screaming like a little girl.


Hahahahahahaha. That's the funniest thing ever.

[Jack Mehoff]

The dumbest thing I've done was attempt to have anal *** with a girl who was either on acid or ecstasy or both.

Before I could do anything, her anal sphincter opened wide and brown ass nuggets tumbled out of it and all over me. I ran away screaming like a little girl.

http://forumspam.articblue.nl/misc/misc/images/0015.jpg

The dumbest thing I've done was attempt to have anal *** with a girl who was either on acid or ecstasy or both.

Before I could do anything, her anal sphincter opened wide and brown ass nuggets tumbled out of it and all over me. I ran away screaming like a little girl.


rofl rofl rofl rofl