View Full Version : Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Commibuster
10-22-2007, 10:48 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html
Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.
So the joke would read after the martial arts star announced his endorsement Sunday for the former Arkansas (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html#) governor.
"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html#)," Chuck Norris wrote in a commentary posted on WorldNetDaily.com.
Click here to read Chuck Norris’ commentary. (http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58255)
Norris listed Huckabee’s upbringing, family values and the fact that he’s an avid outdoorsman as reasons for backing.
nullterm
10-22-2007, 10:51 PM
Then it's decided. Chuck Norris just saved the country millions in campaign costs. Damn he's good.
RxOnco
10-22-2007, 10:54 PM
If the selection process wasn't already pre-determined by selective allowance of media time and debate questions, many true conservatives would gladly vote for Huckabee or Hunter. Instead, we're going to be stuck with Rudy who's even more liberal than GWB.
dangerclose
10-22-2007, 11:22 PM
Some poll said that Mike Huckabee was unelectable because his name is too hayseed hick. Yeah that's substantive. Shrillary's fake laughs sound like cackles from a hag but that's not why I'm not voting for her. Huckabee has clearly been the best candidate in the debates. But of course he doesn't have a snowball's chance. With the exception of ... Ron Paul, any of the republican candidates would be better than what the dems are offering.
Republicans need to understand that the country is pissed off by the current administration. In order for Republicans to win, they must compromise and nominate a less hardcore conservative like Rudy to appeal to the non party voters. The choice is between Hillary or........
Huckabee may sound good but his theological background will be a turn off for many. I wish more Republican candidates would take our economy much more seriously than the dems do, because it will start cracking sooner or later.
dangerclose
10-22-2007, 11:38 PM
Republicans need to understand that the country is pissed off by the current administration. In order for Republicans to win, they must compromise and nominate a less hardcore conservative like Rudy to appeal to the non party voters. The choice is between Hillary or........
Huckabee may sound good but his theological background will be a turn off for many. I wish more Republican candidates would take our economy much more seriously than the dems do, because it will start cracking sooner or later.
If Bush is a hardcore conservative then Huckabee is Ghengis Khan. Bush's approval numbers have more to do with his disappointed base than anything else. If Bush would pull a Cheney and tell someone like Harry Reid to **** off his approval rating would go up 10 pts. instantly.
As far as the economy goes, Republican tax cuts help the economy and actually increase government revenue (you know, more people are making more money). Increased revenue to the government should be a good thing for liberals right? Except that the rich aren't getting hosed.
noname
10-22-2007, 11:54 PM
The shrub is no hard core conservative. If he was he would have actually vetoed some bills before year 6 in office.
9mmRifle
10-23-2007, 06:16 AM
Huckabee would spend a huge chunk of America's tax money doing stupid stuff like witch hunting gays and opening up those Dumbo Creationist Museums - then of course the American people will start wondering why China and India graduate 12 times more engineers than does the United States.
Yeah I like conservatives but I don't like zealots
dangerclose
10-23-2007, 07:08 AM
Huckabee would spend a huge chunk of America's tax money doing stupid stuff like witch hunting gays and opening up those Dumbo Creationist Museums -
Yeah I like conservatives but I don't like zealots
Brilliant. No seriously.
Commibuster
10-23-2007, 08:46 AM
then of course the American people will start wondering why China and India graduate 12 times more engineers than does the United States.
Nothing to do with the fact that they have literally billions of more people.
McNasty
10-23-2007, 09:09 AM
Nothing to do with the fact that they have literally four times as many people.
Glad to be of assistance.
Commibuster
10-23-2007, 10:57 AM
Glad to be of assistance.
Lol yeah that, too lazy to look up the exact stuff, but knew it was up there.
chuck norris like to knit sweaters in his free time. and by knit i mean kick. and by sweaters, i mean babies.
watch out for that third fist!
i dig chuck. seems the older he gets the more fun and cool he gets.
Shellshock1918
10-23-2007, 02:44 PM
With the exception of ... Ron Paul, any of the republican candidates would be better than what the dems are offering.
Ron Paul is the only hope this party has of winning. A pro-war Republican cannot win. It simply won't happen. Unless we are attacked again, it won't happen.
dangerclose
10-23-2007, 04:13 PM
Ron Paul is the only hope this party has of winning.
lol.
When reached for comment, Dennis Kucinich said "Ron Paul? I could take him."
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