al-Zarqawi- A What If

[Dennis G]

Given only what we know at this point in time about the vicious murder of Mr. Berg I am curious about something.

Lets say for whatever reason Al-Zahawi were to fall into your hands. The way you treat him will be known only unto you and God. What would you do?

[Tane Angle]

Sorry, do you mean Berg's apparent killer, al-Zarqawi? Or al-Zawahiri, the much older AGO big man?

Either one knows a lot. It might be wise to get useful information. Have a good one, and just some thoughts...

[Khabbi]

Turn him in , prob a big cash thing and the US gov can deal with him better then me . Not my job as a civilan to go around killing terrorist .

[memphiz]

Id get someone to tie fishing twine to his testicular area....attach the other end to the bumber of a Ve-hickle....and do donuts in a parking lot....Break his jaw etc. (so he couldnt talk) .. then turn him in.

[Fintin]

take him to a strip club and buy him lots of drinks...its not against the GC and he would flip out....i would force the drinks down his throat but hey...after afew he wouldnt put up much of a fight

[OzMan]

I'm not exactly the "don't feed the trolls" type. I don't think I'd be able to hold myself back. I'd prolly beat the **** out of him, then put him downrange from a minigun.

[scm77]

Get someone with really nasty-ass feet to walk all over him (you know how much that offends arabs). Then I would cover him in bacon and slowly roast him on a rotisserie. Then I would shove a telephone pole up his ass and out his stomach. Then I would cover his balls in A1 steak sauce and let a pack of pit-bulls go after him. And finally I would cut his head of and go bowling with it, then drag his body around and hang it from a bridge.

[Trigger]

After soaking him in pig's blood, and breaking his kneecaps I would call the Homeland Defence people and retire a rich man.

What? He fell off the swingset.

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

Get someone with really nasty-ass feet to walk all over him (you know how much that offends arabs). Then I would cover him in bacon and slowly roast him on a rotisserie. Then I would shove a telephone pole up his ass and out his stomach. Then I would cover his balls in A1 steak sauce and let a pack of pit-bulls go after him. And finally I would cut his head of and go bowling with it, then drag his body around and hang it from a bridge.

HOOAH!

[shorty]

Shove pine needles under his nails and light them on fire. Then castrate him. After that peel his skin off of his extremities and make him eat it. Then blindfold him and drag him around town. Then behead him. Filet his body like a fish. Then shove his head on a spike and leave it in the middle of Fallujah as a warning.

[ShotOver]

Force feed him bacon, and wash it down with pigs blood, hit him with my shoe a few times.
Sledgehammer his knees, and ankles and fingers one by one, then hand him over to the Army, and become a rich man.

[scm77]

Yeah, I forget to hand him over to the US after I killed him. :(

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

hit him with my shoe a few times.
Big girl :P

[weedman]

Some of you are not better then he himself :roll:

[Argyll]

Some of you are not better then he himself :roll:

So what would you do to him?................ah that's right you'd invite him for Beer and Bratwurst and congratulate him on doing a splendid job against the American Infidel :cantbeli:

[weedman]

Some of you are not better then he himself :roll:

So what would you do to him?................ah that's right you'd invite him for Beer and Bratwurst and congratulate him on doing a splendid job against the American Infidel :cantbeli:No, but throwing him into jail til the end of his life.

[mack pl]

Some of you are not better then he himself :roll:

So what would you do to him?................ah that's right you'd invite him for Beer and Bratwurst and congratulate him on doing a splendid job against the American Infidel :cantbeli:No, but throwing him into jail til the end of his life.Ill invited him for vodka,big vodka,and again, as he will fuzkin dead,and he couldnt ever wake up.But jail is better palce for this savage bastard.BTW its quite stupid thread,so you shouldn't be so pissed off Argyll.Everyone have theirs own opinions what they could done with this asshole ,some have better ideas,some worst ;) Regards all.....die Al-zarkawi :fork:

[Pyle]

i'll hand him over to Lynndie England....

[weedman]

i'll hand him over to Lynndie England....lol, great answer rofl rofl ;)

[Argyll]

Some of you are not better then he himself :roll:

So what would you do to him?................ah that's right you'd invite him for Beer and Bratwurst and congratulate him on doing a splendid job against the American Infidel :cantbeli:No, but throwing him into jail til the end of his life.

How much do you think it would cost to have him in a secure maximum detention centre for the rest of his life?

Then google the cost of a single 9mm round. ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

$6.95 for 25 rounds of FMJ 9x23mm

That should do the trick. Or if you like how about Weedman and all the others who don't want to slot the f*cker get to pay for him to be in high security prison till he cops it.

Personally i'd rather just pay the $6.95

[Scottie]

LoL yeah get the C*ck and his friends to pay up for their own 50.cal rounds to be shot into him... :-*$

[henksmoeder]

I'd restrain him and than I would laugh at him because I would be morally superior to him, because i wouldn't torture or kill like he did :P.

[shorty]

Nahhhhh.....I wouldn't give him the pleasure of living. I'd rather do what I said in my previous post. Skin him and make him eat it, etc, etc.