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moughoun
05-17-2004, 01:43 AM
I'm sorry I'm just bored


Origin of ****
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.

As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could
(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the ever popular term S.H.I.T.

Nawlins
05-17-2004, 01:46 AM
Haha... that's kind of funny. I can imagine trying to explain an accident like that... "All the **** just blew up..." Haha.

Ballistic
05-17-2004, 08:28 AM
Hahaha, very interesting, thanks for that. :D

Pandy
05-17-2004, 10:14 AM
and when a chaptain is on board... they call it "Holy ****."

scm77
05-17-2004, 02:25 PM
I read somewhere the origin of f*uck. I'll try to find it.

Trident-za
05-17-2004, 02:48 PM
I read somewhere the origin of f*uck. I'll try to find it.

I heard a theory that it stands for "Fornication Under Command of the King"? Something about trying to outbreed the enemy.....