Childless couple told to try ***

[budanski]

Childless couple told to try ***
Ananova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife)

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having ***.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had ***, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given *** therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of *** education.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!

[ANGRY KIWI]

....

[Kenshin]

"..now being given *** therapy lessons "

*** for dummies

[Herrmannek]

Civilisation... :cantbeli:

[n_shanygin]

rofl

[scm77]

rofl rofl :cantbeli:

[fdt]

Sort of the "Kaspar Hauser's Mystery" of the XXI Century ... True story.

[Ichhabe]

Think about the uncharered territory they are now preapering to explore. Those lucky bastards. :)

[TacoDelRio]

Hey, I'm sure Kenshin's avatar could give me lessons! woot

Damn, that's hilarious.

DB

[Tengu]

DEAR MOTHER OF GOD :cantbeli:

[Midtown]

Only the germans could pull that off.

[Rantanplan]

Only the germans could pull that off.

I thought we are all *** crazed nazis?

[Ghostwolf]

They probably thought that only a large stork can bring them children.

[Midtown]

Only the germans could pull that off.

I thought we are all *** crazed nazis?

Only the beret wearing ciggar smokers are.

[Rantanplan]

Only the germans could pull that off.

I thought we are all *** crazed nazis?

Only the beret wearing ciggar smokers are.

^Word

[Nawlins]

Oh, so THAT's where babies come from!

[Herrmannek]

Oh, so THAT's where babies come from!

He gaved, He takes....
http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/soft/trash/pl/bocian.jpg

[anonymous individual]

I am not too sure if I should laugh at them since they honestly never knew how. If i could talk to them, I would say, "have a nice one!" ;)

[Fintin]

i used to have this theory that if you never showed a person a member of the opposet *** that they would not know how to have ***....most people said that the subjects would figure it out right away....i prove them wrong 8 friggidy years....

[farmgirl]

i used to have this theory that if you never showed a person a member of the opposet *** that they would not know how to have ***....most people said that the subjects would figure it out right away....i prove them wrong 8 friggidy years....



I still think that most people would have figured it out.... I would have.... just sayin' :D

[ibstolidude]

I never thought I would say this,
"why isn't HELEX here!"
damn. Of all the times to make bold, baseless, foolish generalizations - this would be it.

The opportunities abound!

This thread depresses me. How can they not know how to have ***? I mean they should have somesenses of what *** is like. Why do you think men look at womens asses all day? Yup, your right, they wanna tap it.

[Abolith]

ya know...I just don't know what to say about this one...........

ya know...I just don't know what to say about this one...........

just pray, god forgot to put the ****** senses in them

[scm77]

The poor guy is probably gonna explode after 10 seconds. :lol: He'll probably shoot a hole right through her. rofl rofl

[Vance]

The poor guy is probably gonna explode after 10 seconds. :lol: He'll probably shoot a hole right through her. rofl rofl
Those were the days :lol:

[StarvingStudent47]

I still think that most people would have figured it out.... I would have.... just sayin' :D

When I was five, I thought you got girls pregnant by peeing on them.

It seems perverse in retrospect, but in light of this conversation I think it can be cited as evidence that most people instinctively know their genitalia is involved with reproduction, even if they don't quite understand all the details yet.

[Vance]

I thought girls get pregnant by kissing...and I thought condoms were big pills that you took so you wouldn't get pregnant... :oops:

EDIT: When I was young, of course..

[digrar]

I couln't imagine being that repressed.

[AFG]

let em watch some ****, that will help ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

Don't let them near the internet

[Mark Sman]

Darwin in action until that silly clinic poked there noses in. p-)

[ZeroPositive]

Darwin in action until that silly clinic poked there noses in. p-)

This man speaks the truth natural selection totally disturbed....!!!!

[Gauntlet]

I thought that instinct might let them go at it. Apparently they had none.

[memphiz]

HAHAHA

[StarvingStudent47]

After some thinking, I'm convinced this is a hoax. How do you check to see if a man is fertile? Semen sample. How on earth can someone give a semen sample without understanding the basic purpose of male anatomy?

[Fintin]

I thought girls get pregnant by kissing...and I thought condoms were big pills that you took so you wouldn't get pregnant... :oops:

EDIT: When I was young, of course..

last week doesnt count as young

[786mine]

Only the germans could pull that off.

I thought we are all *** crazed nazis?

Only the beret wearing ciggar smokers are. :P

[king_nothing100]

30 / 36 years without ***, lmfao.

[Rilence]

and thier from germany? you learn somthing new once in a while i mean everyday ;) :P

[cut]

Only the germans could pull that off.

I thought we are all *** crazed nazis?

Only the beret wearing ciggar smokers are.

amen to that



I've been to Lubek and it's a weird place so I'm not surprised.

[Nawlins]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

[Fintin]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

and how do you know of such a site?...does Mr. Nawlins know?...lucky bastard

[Nawlins]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

and how do you know of such a site?...does Mr. Nawlins know?...lucky bastard

Haha... a friend told me about it today. It's pretty funny, you should read the author's comments.

[farmgirl]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

and how do you know of such a site?...does Mr. Nawlins know?...lucky bastard


Does Mr. Nawlins know??? Puhleeze... whose site do you think it is? ;) Mr. Nawlins is a *** ninja.... p-)

[Nawlins]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

and how do you know of such a site?...does Mr. Nawlins know?...lucky bastard


Does Mr. Nawlins know??? Puhleeze... whose site do you think it is? ;) Mr. Nawlins is a *** ninja.... p-)

Amen, sister.

[California Joe]

Yeah, I am.

[farmgirl]

Maybe they should take lessons from this guy: http://www.******positionsfree.com/

and how do you know of such a site?...does Mr. Nawlins know?...lucky bastard


Does Mr. Nawlins know??? Puhleeze... whose site do you think it is? ;) Mr. Nawlins is a *** ninja.... p-)

Amen, sister.


count your blessings.... you know what they say....

a good man is hard to find....



or is that.... a hard man is good to find? I always get confused... p-)

[Nawlins]

In my experience, both. ;)

[Apogee]

classic

[Jack Mehoff]

It doesn't really bother me, so I guess I'm neutral. I don't like the use of slang words for male body parts when referring to men

[DrunkenMaster]

WOW