BadAss MoFo's Rules to Live By

[Beowulf]

1. The BadAss MoFo is better than you.

If you are not a Badass MoFo, then you are inferior. The Badass MoFo could kick your ass, drink you under the table, scores more than you, etc.

2. The BadAss MoFo is never wrong.

The BadAss MoFo cannot, and will not admit he is wrong. Ever. Now, that does not mean he can say "The sky is brown", because that is not the way it works. The BAMF thinks about what he says before he says it, and speaks with educated refinement. The BAMF is wise beyond his years, and therefore others are too intimidated to challenge his opinions.

3. The BadAss MoFo can BS his way out of any situation.

What the BAMF does not know, he makes up. He can convince a surgeon that he was pre-med at Stanford. He can convince women that he is sensitive, when he is an asshole.

4. The BadAss MoFo pursues pie by any means necessary.

This needs no explanation. This is basically what every guy does, but the BAMF does it better.

5. The BadAss MoFo loves action flicks, pizza, and beer.

Duh

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.

Again, Duh.

7. The BadAss MoFo will rise to any challenge of his manhood and TRIUMPH!

This includes chugging mass amounts of alcohol, wrasslin', and other displays of manliness

http://www.badassmofo.com/

[EvanL]

You talking bout Shaft?

[Maine Finn]

Ha.

Girls are bettah. S'there. :D

[Ratamacue]

Those are some badass MoFo'in' rules.

[Fintin]

the bad ass mofo does not say "what you talking about willis"

he says "the F*ck you talkin about willis"...note the changes

[FallenAngel]

"Give me my wallet"

"Which one is yours?"

"The one that says Bad MotherF*cker on it..."

:lol:

[stuntman]

Is this tread about me? I swear its..

[UkrainianAmerican]

I am not a Bad Ass MoFo, for I puked all over a girls bathroom.
I acknowledge my inferiority.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.
What kind of sick person hates country music, everyone likes country its a well known fact unless of course your a communist or a vegan.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

You talking bout Shaft?

shut 'yo mouth...

[MEGR]

1. The BadAss MoFo is better than you.

If you are not a Badass MoFo, then you are inferior. The Badass MoFo could kick your ass, drink you under the table, scores more than you, etc.

2. The BadAss MoFo is never wrong.

The BadAss MoFo cannot, and will not admit he is wrong. Ever. Now, that does not mean he can say "The sky is brown", because that is not the way it works. The BAMF thinks about what he says before he says it, and speaks with educated refinement. The BAMF is wise beyond his years, and therefore others are too intimidated to challenge his opinions.

3. The BadAss MoFo can BS his way out of any situation.

What the BAMF does not know, he makes up. He can convince a surgeon that he was pre-med at Stanford. He can convince women that he is sensitive, when he is an asshole.

4. The BadAss MoFo pursues pie by any means necessary.

This needs no explanation. This is basically what every guy does, but the BAMF does it better.

5. The BadAss MoFo loves action flicks, pizza, and beer.

Duh

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.

Again, Duh.

7. The BadAss MoFo will rise to any challenge of his manhood and TRIUMPH!

This includes chugging mass amounts of alcohol, wrasslin', and other displays of manliness

http://www.badassmofo.com/

Man, that is just the story of my life.

[Brandon]

What the hell is a bas ass mofo?

I picture a bunch of gang-banging rappers. If that is the case, why does McDonalds have bad ass mofo music in their commercials? :lol:

[Maine Finn]

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.
What kind of sick person hates country music, everyone likes country its a well known fact unless of course your a communist or a vegan.

Country music = woot

Okay, so I grew up in the sticks of Southern Maine and later had the great privilege of spending a lot of time with folks from the sticks of Eastern Maine. I'd have to be crazy to not like country by now.

[Midtown]

country music is great. if your trying to impregnate your cousin. hee haw

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

country music is great. if your trying to impregnate your cousin. hee haw
Goddam you Midtown have you no shame. Along with communists and vegans I will now have to add anal bandits to the list country music haters.
Country ROCKS but Country Rock sucks **** I will stick with my old timey stuff.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I don't understand why Bad Ass MOFO's don't listen to country lets face it more people die of gun shot in a Marty Robbins song than any lame Gangsta track. :lol:

[molly747]

[quote="Beowulf"]

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.


I beg to differ. I grew up in Mississippi, and there were some pretty bad ass mofo southern boys that listen to Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, and George Jones. And those were some bad ass mofos, too! Nobody can hold a candle to a southern man!

[bishop1]

Man, i think most of the soldiers in SOCOM could *note seriously* apply as bad ass mofos. And i dont care if youre a weakling red headed step child or the baddest ass mofo that ever lived, every man loves McDonalds, some just dont admit it.