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Sierra
05-19-2004, 10:28 PM
rofl

Two women go out on a girls night out, walking home they are both dying for a piss so they jump over a wall into a cemetry to relieve themselves. 'Course, theres no toilet paper, so one wipes on her knickers and throws them away. The other one tears a ribbon from a bouquet and uses that.


Next day the two husbands are talking. The first says "I'm really worried about my wife, she came home with no knickers last night..

The other said "You're worried? Mine came home with a card stuck up her arse!" "It said `from all the guys at the fire station, we'll never forget you'.

rofl

Brozozo
05-19-2004, 10:44 PM
rofl

good stuff

Vance
05-19-2004, 10:44 PM
That's cold rofl

Gringo
05-20-2004, 07:01 AM
It's ok, but nothing special.

It's better then my Dad's jokes.

"I was in town looking for some Camoflague trousers today and I couldn't find any"

:roll:

DrunkenMaster
05-20-2004, 12:09 PM
"I was in town looking for some Camoflague trousers today and I couldn't find any" :roll:
your dads funny rofl

Gringo
05-20-2004, 12:38 PM
"I was in town looking for some Camoflague trousers today and I couldn't find any" :roll:
your dads funny rofl

Why is it funny when I tell it. When my Dad tells it I just :roll:

he isn't funny though.
He said he looked like Michael Caine when he wears glasses, when he put them on, I said the frames are too thin for him to be Harry Palmer