kicked in the head...

[Fintin]

fintin has been feeling pritty ****ty these past few weeks...just the usual donw in the dumps life i lead these days i guess....so what im asking is...happy go lucky posts...tid bits of advice..totaly random advice about anything really...what ever really....damn i feel pathetic that i have to turn here to try and cheer up....but thanks none the less

[mocking_loudly_died]

Become a **** star.

[elguapo]

Become a straight male **** star

[Ratamacue]

Listen to Mocking.

[Secret Squirrel]

get offline and enjoy the real world for awhile.

[Jack Mehoff]

masturbate

[Rilence]

masturbate
....well that relives stress

[Hot Lips]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and each orders a pint of Guinness. Like all good pubs there are flies, and sure enough a one lands in each pint.

The Englishman sees the fly in his beer and shoves to the back of the bar, saying, "That's disgusting! Fill me another pint."

The Scotsman sees the fly in his beer, picks it out, and drinks down the pint.

The Irishman sees the fly in his beer, picks it up and starts squeezing it over the glass, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT!!!"

[EvanL]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and each orders a pint of Guinness. Like all good pubs there are flies, and sure enough a one lands in each pint.

The Englishman sees the fly in his beer and shoves to the back of the bar, saying, "That's disgusting! Fill me another pint."

The Scotsman sees the fly in his beer, picks it out, and drinks down the pint.

The Irishman sees the fly in his beer, picks it up and starts squeezing it over the glass, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT!!!"Heard that Joke before, cept it was with a brit, an american, and a canadian.

[Secret Squirrel]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub..."damn that hurts!"

[Hot Lips]

A pirate walks into a bar with his fly unzipped and a steering wheel down his pants. A few patrons give him funny looks as he approaches the bar. After he orders a drink, the bartender asks him, "You know you have a steering wheel hanging from your package?"

"Ay," p-) the pirate responds. "It's drivin' me nuts!"

[Roger Rabbit]

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man walked into a bar.....ouch

A Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar....you would have thought one of them would have seen it

A horse walks into a bar and the barmen says "Why the long face?"

A Rabbi, an Iman and a Priest walk into a bar and the barmen says "Is this meant to be some kind of joke"

A penguin walked into a bar and said "can i have some screws please?" and the barmen says "this is a pub we don't sell screws." Next day the penguin walks into the bar again and says "can i have some screws please?" and the barmen says "I told you yesterday, this is a pub we don't sell screws." The next day the penguin walks into the bar again and asks "can i have some screws please?" and the barmen says "THIS IS A PUB WE DON'T SELL ****ING SCREWS IF YOU COME IN HERE AND ASK FOR SCREWS AGAIN I WILL NAIL YOUR ****ING BEAK TO THIS BAR." The next day the penguin walks into the bar and says "do you have any nails?" the barmen says "no" so the penguin says "in that case can i have some screws please?"

[Secret Squirrel]

three legged dog walks into a bar, "i'm looking for the man who shot my pa"

[Hot Lips]

*giggles*

[fisheyestudio]

Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and all these things will be added to you...

If you have the time on your hands, spend some time objectively looking into wether the gospel of Christ is a load of B.S. or really Good news...

I still have some serious down days, but when my emotions get out of line, I know that I can walk through those times knowing what is True even if my emotions do not line up with reality.

I pray that Jesus will cross your path with someone who has the Life that only He can give.

Jesus blessings!

[Herrmannek]

Hot lips what *** do you represent?

[mack pl]

Hot lips what *** do you represent?obojniak małpiszonie ;) :lol:

[Herrmannek]

Hot lips what *** do you represent?obojniak małpiszonie ;) :lol:

Mack how many times I must say you to not post after drinking :)

"Piłeś nie Pość" ;)

[Salty Dog]

don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

[mack pl]

Hot lips what *** do you represent?obojniak małpiszonie ;) :lol:

Mack how many times I must say you to not post after drinking :)

"Piłeś nie Pość" ;) :lol: bla bla :lol: ......ok,man ;)

[Hot Lips]

Hot lips what *** do you represent?

Hot ***.

Oh, you meant...

[Herrmannek]

Another question: Is your name Adam? :)

[Hot Lips]

Nope

[Fintin]

why does everyone want me to be a **** star?...mocking you worrie me some times...you crazy wanna be canadia

[Midtown]

just dont turn gay and hide boys in your floorboards....