Girls...what do you hate/like about them?

[Jack Mehoff]

Discuss

[Ratamacue]

They smell nice. But they're also damned expensive.

[Vance]

They give you kisses and stuff :oops:

[Andyman]

They dont know whether they are going left or right. Yah know the whole oh i dont know thing. I like a chick with confidence man yeah

[mocking_loudly_died]

They generally don't have any real hobbies or interests, they find a man and latch onto what he enjoys - thus the parasite theory.

Awaits incoming bombardment.

[Jack Mehoff]

Good=they have ****s, they smell good.

Bad=expensive to maintain, they talk too much, they give me headache, they make me want to commit suicide sometimes.

[molly747]

Sounds like you boys have more of a problem with the KINDs of women you date. Maybe you should rethink your standards. For every kind of silly, flighty, shallow girl out there, there are plenty more (like me) who will gladly pay their own way, who need their space, and who can be strong and opinionated, all while still maintaining their femininity.

:backhand:

[Jack Mehoff]

Sounds like you boys have more of a problem with the KINDs of women you date. Maybe you should rethink your standards. For every kind of silly, flighty, shallow girl out there, there are plenty more (like me) who will gladly pay their own way, who need their space, and who can be strong and opinionated, all while still maintaining their femininity.

:backhand:


From all men to all women -

That is a lie.

[molly747]

Oh, Jack, you're just jealous...

;)

[molly747]

Since we're talking about boys and girls, maybe you guys can answer this one question for me...

Why is it that guys NEVER look at the instructions when trying to put something together?? It never fails!! And what's up with not asking for directions??

:bash:

[Jack Mehoff]

Since we're talking about boys and girls, maybe you guys can answer this one question for me...

Why is it that guys NEVER look at the instructions when trying to put something together?? It never fails!! And what's up with not asking for directions??

:bash:

Babe, it's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.

[mocking_loudly_died]

Oh, Jack, you're just jealous...

;)

Shhhh........can you hear it?

Some where in the distance a lonely kitchen requires your productivity.

[molly747]

rofl

[Kriz]

I hate 99.9 % of women, but I hate 99.9 % of the world's population so :)

[Fintin]

girls...smell good...****s...smooth skin....long hair....NOT GUYS....

bad things...i dont think there are bad things about girls...well there are i just avoid those girls...

oh and molly...we dont use instructions cause we know stuff....if you put it together....it looks like the picture...it works...and you have left over parts...you are just smarter then the person who designed it

[Apogee]

... and they taste good ...

[Merik]

Good= soft and comfy, and if its the right chick you never get tired of looking at her.

Bad= cant drive worth a crap, always on the cellphone, will talk endlessly about things I dont know or dont want to know, overemotional at times, PMS.

[Gringo]

One thing I don't like about girls is that they gossip to bloody much.
It's like a newsreader on speed.

[farmgirl]

... and they taste good ...


better than MREs? ;)

[Uncle Sam]

Good = They have that special "something"... ;)

Bad = When they're mad, you don't get that special "something"... :(

[Jack Mehoff]

http://www.vissers.net/graphics/evilgirls.jpg

[Hot Lips]

Discussj

We're soft and smell nice.

[Fintin]

.............................................................


i feel i made my point....

[farmgirl]

I'll concur with Hot Lips... we're soft, and we smell good. In addition, we know how to make you feel very good. (which is why you'll put up with the things that drive you crazy.... ) ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Girls stink

[MolliG]

Girls are crap... Women on the other hand...

p-)

[DrunkenMaster]

Girls stink
i agree...if it smells like fish its the dish if it smells like cologne leave it alone.........plus you can never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesnt die. period opps i mean .

[Maine Finn]

Sounds like you boys have more of a problem with the KINDs of women you date. Maybe you should rethink your standards. For every kind of silly, flighty, shallow girl out there, there are plenty more (like me) who will gladly pay their own way, who need their space, and who can be strong and opinionated, all while still maintaining their femininity.

:backhand:

This is true.

But I wonder if these guys go looking for the "bad" ones just to be able to whine about it. ;)

[OnTheRocks]

lesbian ****
biggest contribution if you ask me

[Midtown]

Sounds like you boys have more of a problem with the KINDs of women you date. Maybe you should rethink your standards. For every kind of silly, flighty, shallow girl out there, there are plenty more (like me) who will gladly pay their own way, who need their space, and who can be strong and opinionated, all while still maintaining their femininity.

:backhand:

This is true.

But I wonder if these guys go looking for the "bad" ones just to be able to whine about it. ;)

we go for the bad ones, because they are alot more fun in bed usually.

[bishop1]

overdramatic, too gossipy, use *** as a weapon far to often, and they make you feel like a detective to try to figure crap out, they cant just say it, no, you gotta work for everything.

But you can do things with them you cant with a guy....

so its baout even id say,

there might even be some out there that are geniuanlly cool and normal

[Seoulstriker]

Discussj

We're soft and smell nice.


New femme fatale? :D :P

[Brandon]

The obvious good things have been mentioned. Wont repeat.

Bad = overemotional, talk too much, ask "whats wrong" when nothing is wrong and you just want to sit there and watch the game without interruption, when you continue watching the game they just look at you. hmmmm, cant think of anything else yet. rofl

That being said, the good things always outweigh the bad things.

[Maine Finn]

Hmm... I wonder if a thread like this should be made for the girls to discuss the guys.... :D

[Midtown]

The obvious good things have been mentioned. Wont repeat.

Bad = overemotional, talk too much, ask "whats wrong" when nothing is wrong and you just want to sit there and watch the game without interruption, when you continue watching the game they just look at you. hmmmm, cant think of anything else yet. rofl

That being said, the good things always outweigh the bad things.

unless the girl outweighs you.

[Falco]

Good : they're girls with all it implies

Bad : they're girls with all it implies

[Vance]

The biggest problem is when you KNOW something is wrong and they're like, "oh, nothing.." No you gotta work it out of them

[Brozozo]

Good: T & A

Bad: They'll rob you of every penny and ounce of dignity you have and they courts always side with them...

[Jack Mehoff]

Good: T & A

Bad: They'll rob you of every penny and ounce of dignity you have and they courts always side with them...


Yup

[usa320]

Other than the expense and arguments revolving around expense, i never have trouble with women.

[Gauntlet]

They nice to snuggle with. Admit it! All tough guys have a soft spot for snuggling with women! :D

All ladies are women, but not all women are ladies. ;)

[Operation Ivy]

just cant stand there long and ponitless stories :)

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

http://www.vissers.net/graphics/evilgirls.jpg
Amen brother!

[Nawlins]

Discuss

We're soft and smell nice.

I concur, except you forgot ****s. Those are important.

[Jack Mehoff]

Discuss

We're soft and smell nice.

I concur, except you forgot ****s. Those are important.

Very important.

[Fintin]

Discuss

We're soft and smell nice.

I concur, except you forgot ****s. Those are important.

Very important.

wouldnt the um...nether region be more important...along with the proper plumbing....i have seen guys with "****s"....

[Hot Lips]

****s. Check.

I don't know where this evil theory started. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif


?

[Nawlins]

****s. Check.

I don't know where this evil theory started. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif


?

Haha... I like you already.

[farmgirl]

****s. Check.

I don't know where this evil theory started. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif


?


Wouldn't that be.... ****s. check. check?? ;)


sweet smiley.... !!!

[Hot Lips]

I was holding one back.... being new and all.

[Jack Mehoff]

Hot Lips,

How about a bikini shot?

[Hot Lips]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

[Fintin]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

yeah it can...just not directly...you have to link it

[Nawlins]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.

[farmgirl]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.


naughty = good.... ;)

[Fintin]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.

this is a bad thing about girls...too tempting.....

[Nawlins]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.

this is a bad thing about girls...too tempting.....

Agreed.

[*Teryan*]

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1308&stc=1
:D

[Hot Lips]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".

[Jack Mehoff]

Let's keep on making stereotypes. I love this.

[farmgirl]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".


The secret to every woman's success.... I'm glad to see that you're on board.... p-)

[Fintin]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".


The secret to every woman's success.... I'm glad to see that you're on board.... p-)

so if thats your secret...all we have to do is not let it work...by not likeing it...then we win...WE WIN...WOW woot

[Nawlins]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".


The secret to every woman's success.... I'm glad to see that you're on board.... p-)

so if thats your secret...all we have to do is not let it work...by not likeing it...then we win...WE WIN...WOW woot

Good luck with that. ;)

[farmgirl]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.

this is a bad thing about girls...too tempting.....

Agreed.



speaking of tempting.... nice avatar, sugar... ;)

[Nawlins]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)

Ooooh... naughty.

this is a bad thing about girls...too tempting.....

Agreed.



speaking of tempting.... nice avatar, sugar... ;)

Thanks babe. ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Wow!!!

[Maine Finn]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".


The secret to every woman's success.... I'm glad to see that you're on board.... p-)

From what I hear, that's the way it works. I wouldn't know really, technically I'm still a kid. ;)

But yeah, it does work that way. p-)

Welcome aboard, Hot Lips.

[Fintin]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money

[Maine Finn]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money

I'm not a big fan of cars... but I'm a sucker for a guy with a good truck. :D

Money helps too.

woot

[Jack Mehoff]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money

I'm not a big fan of cars... but I'm a sucker for a guy with a good truck. :D

Money helps too.

woot

How about a Dodge Dakota?

[ibstolidude]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).

[Maine Finn]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money

I'm not a big fan of cars... but I'm a sucker for a guy with a good truck. :D

Money helps too.

woot

How about a Dodge Dakota?

Dodge?! Ugh!

Hell no, man.

[Nawlins]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).

Hahahaha... somebody's been dreaming again.

[farmgirl]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money


you're right about one thing.... we don't like boys... we like men. However... if the women you know only like cars and money.... then you're hanging around the wrong women.

[farmgirl]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).



Shhhhh Opsec/persec.... jeez Stoli.... :roll:

[Jack Mehoff]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).

He's right.

[Maine Finn]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

[Nawlins]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

[Fintin]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

all the more reason for us to try and keep the ladies warm...

[Jack Mehoff]

problem with girls...girls dont like boys they like cars and money...

women...they know us all too well...that all we think about is cars and money

I'm not a big fan of cars... but I'm a sucker for a guy with a good truck. :D

Money helps too.

woot

How about a Dodge Dakota?

Dodge?! Ugh!

Hell no, man.

Come on, Dodge is sexay.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5098/dakota.jpg

[Maine Finn]

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

I can't stand hot weather. It drives me nuts. Cold weather, however.... bring it on.

Frostbite isn't that bad the third time around, really....



What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

all the more reason for us to try and keep the ladies warm...

Nice...

[Fintin]

my focus could take that thing....

[Ratamacue]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

Goddamn tease.

[Maine Finn]

Come on, Dodge is sexay.

Bah. I know a guy who's had a Chevy for ever... I always like riding in it, 'cause it's comfy.

And it's a single cab, so it kinda smells like him too. :D

I like his truck a lot.

[Jack Mehoff]

Yeah, she wants me.

[Nawlins]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

Goddamn tease.

rofl

[farmgirl]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

Goddamn tease.
rofl

funny, D... didn't you call me that yesterday??? Seeeee it's really you! I'm innocent! Rat has NEVER called me a tease! :D

[Nawlins]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

Goddamn tease.
rofl

funny, D... didn't you call me that yesterday??? Seeeee it's really you! I'm innocent! Rat has NEVER called me a tease! :D

Eh... he'll get around to it eventually. And you can't deny it.

[farmgirl]

What's a bikini?

Up here in the ass-end of the East Coast, it's hardly ever warm enough to go that naked.

Hmmm.... The Atlantic Ocean is cold for a reason, folks. Put your clothes back on!

:roll:

Haha... clothes are for yankees... I'm a southern girl. ;)

Goddamn tease.
rofl

funny, D... didn't you call me that yesterday??? Seeeee it's really you! I'm innocent! Rat has NEVER called me a tease! :D

Eh... he'll get around to it eventually. And you can't deny it.


I have NO idea what you are talking about!!! I challenge you to prove that! ;)

[Nawlins]

I have NO idea what you are talking about!!! I challenge you to prove that! ;)

Are you sure you want me to do that?

[Maine Finn]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over there, correct?

[Ratamacue]

You're a tease too, FG. And don't you try to deny it.

[Nawlins]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

[Maine Finn]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

Umm... I did? :)

[Fintin]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

ummm....someone seems to like to dominate others.....

[farmgirl]

You're a tease too, FG. And don't you try to deny it.

AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT infinity ;)

[Nawlins]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

Umm... I did? :)

You know you wanna stay.

[Ratamacue]

You're a tease too, FG. And don't you try to deny it.

AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT infinity ;)

:roll: You can't go straight to infinity. You have to wait until we've gone back-and-forth at least once or twice.

[farmgirl]

You're a tease too, FG. And don't you try to deny it.

AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT infinity ;)

:roll: You can't go straight to infinity. You have to wait until we've gone back-and-forth at least once or twice.


rofl It was a preemptive strike.... :D


ps... wouldn't it only be teasing if we didn't mean it? p-)

[Maine Finn]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

Umm... I did? :)

You know you wanna stay.

This is true... but I have to get up tomorrow morning and finish packing. I leave for Millinockett and the rivers for the weekend. Woo-hoo! Whitewater here I come!

[Jack Mehoff]

Let's get back to the original discussion about how suck girls can be.

[Ratamacue]

rofl It was a preemptive strike.... :D

You've just awoken a sleeping giant, missy...erm, now what do I do?


ps... wouldn't it only be teasing if we didn't mean it? p-)

Perhaps in the most technical sense, that's true, but not in the manifestation in practical use. ;)

[Maine Finn]

Let's get back to the original discussion about how suck girls can be.

What for? This is more fun.

[Nawlins]

Erm... okay.... I think I'll be leaving now. The exit is over here, correct?

Who said you could go? ;)

Umm... I did? :)

You know you wanna stay.

This is true... but I have to get up tomorrow morning and finish packing. I leave for Millinockett and the rivers for the weekend. Woo-hoo! Whitewater here I come!

Cool... have fun!

[Maine Finn]

This is true... but I have to get up tomorrow morning and finish packing. I leave for Millinockett and the rivers for the weekend. Woo-hoo! Whitewater here I come!

Cool... have fun!

I will, thanks! I'll post pics when I get back.

See everyone on Monday!

[Hot Lips]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).

Hahahaha... somebody's been dreaming again.

I almost fell for that.

[Roger Rabbit]

This thread is hot.

Plus- they cook for you

Minus- sometimes it tastes horrible and if you don't eat it all or you complain then no *** for at least a month

[Vance]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".
Bah! I hate it but I love it at the same time :oops: We're powerless against it

[farmgirl]

Perhaps I should just tease you with the prospect of them for a while per sub paragraph 2.b of section X2 of the top secret female manual "manipulating men and making them like it".
Bah! I hate it but I love it at the same time :oops: We're powerless against it

That's the beauty of it.... ;)

[Nawlins]

Hmmm. The closest I got to a bikini pic can't be posted here. ;)
As a moderator I can assure you there will be no problem from the forum rules - they are more like guidelines anyway. :D

Farmgirl and Nawlins have both posted their bikini pics (if you call that dental floss Farmgirl wears, a bikini).

Hahahaha... somebody's been dreaming again.

I almost fell for that.

You gotta watch out for these boys... they're smooth. ;)

[Trident-za]

Women are great! For all the obvious reasons ( they read poetry, have meaningful emotions etc etc - well, was worth a try :lol: )

Only bad thing is their inability to actually SAY what they mean. Typical conversation:

Her: I was going to ask you to take out the trash

Me: OK, why did you change your mind?

End result: I'm in trouble because she doesn't understand tenses.... weird.

[Nawlins]

Women are great! For all the obvious reasons ( they read poetry, have meaningful emotions etc etc - well, was worth a try :lol: )

Only bad thing is their inability to actually SAY what they mean. Typical conversation:

Her: I was going to ask you to take out the trash

Me: OK, why did you change your mind?

End result: I'm in trouble because she doesn't understand tenses.... weird.

That's funny, I have a similar conversation all the time...

Me: Hey, can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

Two days later:

Me: Can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

And so on until I get mad and do it myself.

How about we start a thread about what we like/hate about boys? Just to make it fair.

[Fintin]

Women are great! For all the obvious reasons ( they read poetry, have meaningful emotions etc etc - well, was worth a try :lol: )

Only bad thing is their inability to actually SAY what they mean. Typical conversation:

Her: I was going to ask you to take out the trash

Me: OK, why did you change your mind?

End result: I'm in trouble because she doesn't understand tenses.... weird.

That's funny, I have a similar conversation all the time...

Me: Hey, can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

Two days later:

Me: Can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

And so on until I get mad and do it myself.

How about we start a thread about what we like/hate about boys? Just to make it fair.

poor mr nawlins....

[Trident-za]

That's funny, I have a similar conversation all the time...

Me: Hey, can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

Two days later:

Me: Can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

And so on until I get mad and do it myself.

How about we start a thread about what we like/hate about boys? Just to make it fair.

Lol, yeah, good points. For me, it never takes 2 days though... if I've let 5 minutes go by I get "reminded" big time. Over time I've learnt to stop whatever I'm doing and take the trash out - immediately :) They say the key to a succesful relationship is a woman who lets her man feel like the boss. In my case, this is true, as long as I do exactly what she wants, I'm in charge - and it works out just fine ;)

[Nawlins]

That's funny, I have a similar conversation all the time...

Me: Hey, can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

Two days later:

Me: Can you take out the trash?

Him: Okay.

And so on until I get mad and do it myself.

How about we start a thread about what we like/hate about boys? Just to make it fair.

Lol, yeah, good points. For me, it never takes 2 days though... if I've let 5 minutes go by I get "reminded" big time. Over time I've learnt to stop whatever I'm doing and take the trash out - immediately :) They say the key to a succesful relationship is a woman who lets her man feel like the boss. In my case, this is true, as long as I do exactly what she wants, I'm in charge - and it works out just fine ;)

Haha... I guess I'm too nice.

[Jack Mehoff]

Girls/women......pfffttttt, who needs them