Yellow stains on white shirts

[UkrainianAmerican]

THis has been bothering me for some time, but here goes:
I love wearing white undershirts, but it seems that with most deodorants (besides spray ons) i get yellow spot in the armpits, and even clorox wont get it out.
Anyone else have this problem?

THis has been bothering me for some time, but here goes:
I love wearing white undershirts, but it seems that with most deodorants (besides spray ons) i get yellow spot in the armpits, and even clorox wont get it out.
Anyone else have this problem?

rofl

[Fintin]

yeah i had a sweet shirt i got from the thrift...brandy new when i got it...judging by the fact there were about 10 of the same shirt...some charity broad way on ice thing...so me and the two friends i was with bought one each...just a funny shirt...but anyways...it started getting funky under the pits...went from yellow to blue...dont ask me why blue it just happend....i just dyed it OD....now no funk

[Fintin]

yeah i had a sweet shirt i got from the thrift...brandy new when i got it...judging by the fact there were about 10 of the same shirt...some charity broad way on ice thing...so me and the two friends i was with bought one each...just a funny shirt...but anyways...it started getting funky under the pits...went from yellow to blue...dont ask me why blue it just happend....i just dyed it OD....now no funk

[Brozozo]

THis has been bothering me for some time, but here goes:
I love wearing white undershirts, but it seems that with most deodorants (besides spray ons) i get yellow spot in the armpits, and even clorox wont get it out.
Anyone else have this problem?


rofl rofl rofl no offense AT ALL but that made you sound like such a f*cking hic, again no offense... rofl

[UkrainianAmerican]

THis has been bothering me for some time, but here goes:
I love wearing white undershirts, but it seems that with most deodorants (besides spray ons) i get yellow spot in the armpits, and even clorox wont get it out.
Anyone else have this problem?


rofl rofl rofl no offense AT ALL but that made you sound like such a f*cking hic, again no offense... rofl
No doubt :lol: woot

[Fintin]

interesting

[Brozozo]

:bash: :bash: :bash: F*cking sh*t posted 3 times :bash: :bash: :bash:

[Operation Ivy]

hmm

[Hot Lips]

Maxim Online


Those stains come from your apocrine glands, the underarm pheromone factories that spritz your pits with lipfuscin, a chemical that can turn clothing yellow and, in super-mortifying cases, bluish green. Short of do-it-yourself surgery to remove the glands (and by the way, watch for our big feature in next month’s issue), there’s little you can do to stop this splotching, which tends to get worse when you’re stressed but eventually decreases with age. “Changing your diet won’t help,” says NYU Downtown Hospital dermatologist Barry Goldman. “Apocrine glands are larger than sweat glands, so you can’t block them with deodorants or antiperspirants.” Your options are few, and none of ’em are pretty: You can adopt a Charlie Brownesque wardrobe composed entirely of yellow shirts, scrub your clothes with Spray ’n Wash or vinegar diluted in water, or simply wear your man-stains with brazen pride, knowing they’re chock-full of secretions that surely drive the ladies loopy with desire.

[Trigger]

'Man-stains' rofl

I heard that male b. o. actually has an aphrodisiac effect on strippers.

What?


Hot Lips, your avatar ROCKS!

[Brozozo]

Maxim Online


Those stains come from your apocrine glands, the underarm pheromone factories that spritz your pits with lipfuscin, a chemical that can turn clothing yellow and, in super-mortifying cases, bluish green. Short of do-it-yourself surgery to remove the glands (and by the way, watch for our big feature in next month’s issue), there’s little you can do to stop this splotching, which tends to get worse when you’re stressed but eventually decreases with age. “Changing your diet won’t help,” says NYU Downtown Hospital dermatologist Barry Goldman. “Apocrine glands are larger than sweat glands, so you can’t block them with deodorants or antiperspirants.” Your options are few, and none of ’em are pretty: You can adopt a Charlie Brownesque wardrobe composed entirely of yellow shirts, scrub your clothes with Spray ’n Wash or vinegar diluted in water, or simply wear your man-stains with brazen pride, knowing they’re chock-full of secretions that surely drive the ladies loopy with desire.


Well, you certainly sucked the fun outta that... :P

[Beowulf]

@trig.
yeah it's an olivia drawing....I'm knowledgeable :D

[Hot Lips]

I heard that male b. o. actually has an aphrodisiac effect on strippers.

I have experienced this phenomena.

[Trigger]

So, are you a stripper or do you have b. o.? :lol:

[Trigger]

@trig.
yeah it's an olivia drawing....I'm knowledgeable :D

olivia who? Link damnit! link!

So, are you a stripper or do you have b. o.? :lol:

look at her avatar :lol:

[Hot Lips]

So, are you a stripper or do you have b. o.? :lol:

Heh. No b.o. No stripping. OK maybe once. ;)

Edit: Here's a better link to Olivia Erotic Art (http://www.thepinupfiles.com/olivia1.html)


Here's the Stripperella link (http://homepage.mac.com/rsb1/stripperella/PhotoAlbum153.html)

[Trigger]

Cool, thanks!

[Gringo]

THis has been bothering me for some time, but here goes:
I love wearing white undershirts, but it seems that with most deodorants (besides spray ons) i get yellow spot in the armpits, and even clorox wont get it out.
Anyone else have this problem?

don't buy white. Darker colours are better. It's like buying a white car, the dirt shows more then on a darker colour car, my mum's grey Vauxhall Nova was quite good at not showing the dirt.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Thanks for the link, hot lips.
However I have a few doubts, whether its talking about the SAME exact phenomena. First off, vinegar didnt do ****, besides make my shirt smelly (until i washed it), second of all the problem disappeared when I switched to AXE (a spray on).
I read somewhere that they are caused by deodorants which contain Aluminum (most gel-deodorants) Aluminum bonds with the sil (or something to that cextent) and oxidizes wich makes it yellow. AXE and other spray ons dont have such an ingredient.

[Hot Lips]

I used a spray once that turned the underarms of a black dress a rusty red. Guess it just depends on the fabric and the deoderant you use.

[Haiw]

Just don't piss on your clothes...duh.

[farmgirl]

RA... got some Oxiclean (powder) and soak them... Seriously... that stuff is great. You might have to soak them for a long period of time. Try putting them in during the evening and letting them soak all night. Then wash normally.

[UkrainianAmerican]

RA... got some Oxiclean (powder) and soak them... Seriously... that stuff is great. You might have to soak them for a long period of time. Try putting them in during the evening and letting them soak all night. Then wash normally.
Benn there, done that. :lol:

[Javehn]

Somehow i don't bellieve you wash your own clothes :lol: ;) .

[Jack Mehoff]

Just flip your shirt inside out and you are good for another week.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Somehow i don't bellieve you wash your own clothes :lol: ;) .
Its called a laudromat :-*$
Jack, its yellow even MORE on the flipside!
I guess I will jsut have to stick with the uber-expensive AXE deodorant.

[farmgirl]

RA... got some Oxiclean (powder) and soak them... Seriously... that stuff is great. You might have to soak them for a long period of time. Try putting them in during the evening and letting them soak all night. Then wash normally.
Benn there, done that. :lol:


Make the solution much stronger, and soak them longer. Make sure you're soaking in warm water. That will help too.

[Javehn]

Don't you have normal speed stick deodorants , bitch ? Who the hell using Alcohol deodorant those days ? :roll: :lol:

Go commando , it's the best , no stains on the shirt .

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

RA use Davidoff's Cool Water spray its clear alchohol based deodorant its retails for around £17 a bottle in the UK but its well worth the money if like me you buy expensive shirts.

www.davidoff.com

[UkrainianAmerican]

RA... got some Oxiclean (powder) and soak them... Seriously... that stuff is great. You might have to soak them for a long period of time. Try putting them in during the evening and letting them soak all night. Then wash normally.
Benn there, done that. :lol:


Make the solution much stronger, and soak them longer. Make sure you're soaking in warm water. That will help too.
Ok, will try, and see what happens. Thanks woot .

Don't you have normal speed stick deodorants , bitch ? Who the hell using Alcohol deodorant those days ?

Go commando , it's the best , no stains on the shirt .
Speed stcik doesnt do **** for me. I sweat like it aint there. As for going commando, girls complain a lot. :lol:

[UkrainianAmerican]

RA use Davidoff's Cool Water spray its clear alchohol based deodorant its retails for around £17 a bottle in the UK but its well worth the money if like me you buy expensive shirts.

www.davidoff.com
I buy hanes 3 for 10 bucks under-shirts.
It easier for me to buy completely new shirts AND axe every 2 weekns that something for 17 pounds (30 dollars?)

[Gringo]

Just don't piss on your clothes...duh.

i heard it's ok to piss on boots to make it easier to break into them. :D

[Seraphim]

What the maxim link doesnt really explain is that its FAT/OIL...I had this oil stain on my shirt from cooking and it took about 20washes to get it out...I didnt wash it 20times in a row though.