What's the dumbest/funniest misconception you had as a child

[Jack Mehoff]

- Babies are born when couples kiss. (This made some boys to avoid kissing their own mothers; some girls avoided kissing their dads)

- Babies are bought from the malls because I saw lot of babies in the TV playing in mall like places

- Babies come from eggs like birds

- When the couples saliva mix the lady becomes pregnant

- Twins: one come from the father another from mother

- If a girl sleeps near a man she will become pregnant; so I was afraid to sleep near my dad’ - wrote one girl

[Marmot1]

I was sure that ****** was created by cuting off ***** and hiting bikini area with axe... seriously...

[Khabbi]

My brother told me that all bathroom sinks were made of gold , And they just added a top layer of another material so the gold wouldent be exposed , belived him for years.

I miss my brother very much :petting:

[Herrmannek]

I thought I'm looser :)

[ANGRY KIWI]

dogs where the 'boys'
cats where the 'girls'

[Herrmannek]

I thought I'm looser :)

No that wasn't missconception.....

[Rilence]

wow i feel so good about my childhood now :D

[Midtown]

HAHAHA AXE IN THE CROTCH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEEEE I LOVE DRINKING~!!!!

[Vance]

A condom was just a big pill

[Haiw]

I thought I was the best thing since sliced bread. Wait, that wasn't a misconception...

[Herrmannek]

I thought I was the best thing since sliced bread. Wait, that wasn't a misconception...

Don't want to burst your bubble but sliced bread is utter **** :)

[Roger Rabbit]

Unsliced bread is only good for eating the stuff inside of the crust, the soft bready part.

[Haiw]

Shut the hell up. :D

[Herrmannek]

BTW is that saying about factory sliced bread or about homemade slices?

[Haiw]

Sliced bread in general.

[MolliG]

Unsliced bread is only good for eating the stuff inside of the crust, the soft bready part.
The crust is the best bit! :backhand: p-)

[Roger Rabbit]

The crust with Heinz Tomato soup is good no doubt. But the inside soft fluffy bit can be eaten with anything and it still tastes better than the crust. :P

[Haiw]

Glad to see nothing changed here; you all still suck. :D ;)

[Herrmannek]

Glad to see nothing changed here; you all still suck. :D ;)

Want suck with us?

[Haiw]

Do I have a choice? ;)

[gaz]

When I was little I refused to take a leak during a thunderstorm. I was convinced that if lightning hit the sea or a lake somewhere the electricity would travel through the sea, up a discharge pipe, through the sewer, into my toilet and up my stream of piss which naturally would electrocute me through my wee willy winkie.

[Roger Rabbit]

^Thats just plain wierd :lol:

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

White dog **** came out of West Highland terriers. :)

[Roger Rabbit]

Where does white dog **** come from?

[UkrainianAmerican]

When I was little I refused to take a leak during a thunderstorm. I was convinced that if lightning hit the sea or a lake somewhere the electricity would travel through the sea, up a discharge pipe, through the sewer, into my toilet and up my stream of piss which naturally would electrocute me through my wee willy winkie.
rofl rofl rofl

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Where does white dog **** come from?
Some dietary problem that causes them to pass white turds.

[Herrmannek]

Where does white dog **** come from?
Some dietary problem that causes them to pass white turds.

I thought this is effect of bone eating...

[Seoulstriker]

dogs where the 'boys'
cats where the 'girls'

Damn, I had that problem too. :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

I thought girls were the devil.


Oh wait, that wasn't a misconception.

[Roger Rabbit]

^Are you gay?

[Jack Mehoff]

^Are you gay?

That depends. Do you have a hot sister?

[Roger Rabbit]

No, got a brother though, he could put a wig on if you like

[Fintin]

i was pritty sure the people on tv lived in my tv...just lots of really small people acting out shows for me every day....i thought cartoons were the only ones that were not real people in there....

[SHA]

I thought that whateva I was thinking about in my head would come out in bubbles like in cartoons and comics. So I tried to not think of anything bad. :(

[molly747]

I thought my stuffed animals came to life when I left the room.

I thought monsters lived under my bed, so if you let your hand or foot hang over the edge of the bed, they would grab you and pull you uder. So that also meant taking a running leap onto the bed, so they couldn't get you.

I thought '***' was lying down on a bed and kissing very hard (just like on TV).

I thought 'homo' meant a homeless person.

:lol:

[Salty Dog]

i thought my uncle was the strongest man in the world, was the head of the Navy, and invented the motorcycle.

[Falco]

I thought cars ran on ultrasounds :oops:

[Midtown]

My cousin from texas convinced me that black people like being poor.

[memphiz]

I thought my stuffed animals came to life when I left the room.

I thought monsters lived under my bed, so if you let your hand or foot hang over the edge of the bed, they would grab you and pull you uder. So that also meant taking a running leap onto the bed, so they couldn't get you.

I thought '***' was lying down on a bed and kissing very hard (just like on TV).

I thought 'homo' meant a homeless person.

:lol:
Me too,
and I thought(kinda still think) that adults can read my mind...very scary thought

[Hot Lips]

I used to be afraid to swim in dark water cause I thought sharks could get anywhere including ponds.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Am I the only NORMAL person here?
:lol:

[Fintin]

Am I the only unNORMAL person here?
:lol:

i had to

[Nawlins]

I used to think if I walked into a dark bathroom, something evil would come through the mirror and get me.

[Fintin]

I used to think if I walked into a dark bathroom, something evil would come through the mirror and get me.

its true...its called beowolf

[Nawlins]

I used to think if I walked into a dark bathroom, something evil would come through the mirror and get me.

its true...its called beowulf

No, that's a dark bedroom, silly.

[Fintin]

I used to think if I walked into a dark bathroom, something evil would come through the mirror and get me.

its true...its called beowulf

No, that's a dark bedroom, silly.

ok..you and FG both get the "you're dirty" tonight...

[Nawlins]

I used to think if I walked into a dark bathroom, something evil would come through the mirror and get me.

its true...its called beowulf

No, that's a dark bedroom, silly.

ok..you and FG both get the "you're dirty" tonight...

rofl

[Hot Lips]

I used to think something magical would happen when I'd pull my Grandpa's finger - but it was a lie!

[AFG]

the stork

and the easter bunny
and santa claus
and neverland (shudder)

[Haiw]

I used to think something magical would happen when I'd pull my Grandpa's finger - but it was a lie!
That's because the magic doesn't work when you rip it off untill the third knuckle...