My mum is mad

[Roger Rabbit]

She is now buying several loafs of cheap sliced bread a week. She lets it go mouldy then puts it on the bird table. She is buying bread, letting it rot with the intention of feeding it to some ugly birds.

Who do i need to call to get her locked up ;)

[Salty Dog]

your mom too huh?.....it's an epidemic....

[Romulus]

They are .99 cents a loaf. Big deal!

Now if she starts putting peanut butter and jelly on those then feeding them to the birds, call your nearest nut house.

[Haiw]

She is now buying several loafs of cheap sliced bread a week. She lets it go mouldy then puts it on the bird table. She is buying bread, letting it rot with the intention of feeding it to some ugly birds.

Who do i need to call to get her locked up ;)
Actually that's a bad thing to do. It makes them lazy in easy times to get food, which'll end up getting them screwed in hard times (winter). You should only do that in winter...

[Kriz]

She is now buying several loafs of cheap sliced bread a week. She lets it go mouldy then puts it on the bird table. She is buying bread, letting it rot with the intention of feeding it to some ugly birds.

Who do i need to call to get her locked up ;)
Actually that's a bad thing to do. It makes them lazy in easy times to get food, which'll end up getting them screwed in hard times (winter). You should only do that in winter...

Word, fat birds are not cool mkay !

[Rilence]

She is now buying several loafs of cheap sliced bread a week. She lets it go mouldy then puts it on the bird table. She is buying bread, letting it rot with the intention of feeding it to some ugly birds.

Who do i need to call to get her locked up ;)
Actually that's a bad thing to do. It makes them lazy in easy times to get food, which'll end up getting them screwed in hard times (winter). You should only do that in winter...

Word, fat birds are not cool mkay !
mkay!...you sound like that counseler on south park mkay

[Gringo]

I'm mad.

I say
'Good morning Mad Gringo, how are you today?'
'Mad thankyou, Mad Gringo'
'That's not much of a change then is it?'
'You'd be mad to expect a change'

[Roger Rabbit]

I don't mind to be honest. I'm going to order an air rifle and start thinning out their numbers. Then she'll get confused as to why the birds wont come near the food anymore MWUHAHAHAHAH

[Gringo]

I don't mind to be honest. I'm going to order an air rifle and start thinning out their numbers. Then she'll get confused as to why the birds wont come near the <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=food&v=55">food</a> anymore MWUHAHAHAHAH

I do the same with cats. They go into the garden and try to eat the fish in the pond. So, I shoot the basterds from my window

*cue Evil laugh*
:P :lol:

[California Joe]

Tell your Mum that they like bread that isn't moldy also. Then she can eliminate the whole mold spores causing her to become a mutant flesh eating zombie step.

I live in Virginia and the state bird is the Cardinal. Beautiful bird. Except for this one little cocksucker that likes to bang into one of the windows in my house for hours on end because he thinks his reflection is another male cardinal and he wants to pull a RussianAmerican Lights out Texas Death Match on him.

He is about to meet his untimely demise at the hands of my specially modified Gunny Hathcock crossman pellet sniper rifle.

[Secret Squirrel]

start feeding the birds rice... rofl

[Roger Rabbit]

Tell your Mum that they like bread that isn't moldy also. Then she can eliminate the whole mold spores causing her to become a mutant flesh eating zombie step.
California Joe has gone mad :D



start feeding the birds rice...

Thats just evil, although tempted to try it.

[Scrim]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

[Nawlins]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

Alka-seltzer.

[Fintin]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

Alka-seltzer.

someone had a deviant childhood

[Nawlins]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

Alka-seltzer.

someone had a deviant childhood

I never actually did it... I just heard about it.

[farmgirl]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

Alka-seltzer.

someone had a deviant childhood

I never actually did it... I just heard about it.


Hey D, I have no idea what you're writing... I just can't take my eyes off of your avatar... ;)

[Nawlins]

Is it true that Asprin makes birds explode?

Alka-seltzer.

someone had a deviant childhood

I never actually did it... I just heard about it.


Hey D, I have no idea what you're writing... I just can't take my eyes off of your avatar... ;)

I guess that makes us even. ;)

[Scrim]

Ohh, so its Alka-Seltzer, thats why it didnt work. Ill try again.