Northern women versus southern women

[Jack Mehoff]

awesome!

[UkrainianAmerican]

rUSSIAN GIRLS PWN!

[molly747]

Southern women rule. We're taught proper manners from the moment we're born. We're strong, feminine, gracious, always dressed to a T, and can flirt like the devil. Oh, and we're raised on football, too.

Southern culture survival guide for northerners

So you thought you could escape the harsh winters and economic uncertainty of the old Midwestern Rust Belt by moving down South, did you? You took one look at the endless sunny skies and beautiful Southern women and said, 'Now here's the place for me.' You're in the South, my friend, and assimilation into the native culture will be your only key to survival. Here's a few notes to get you past the rough spots, just in case they run out of tar and you're still here next year.


1. If you are invited to a Southern wedding, don't expect to be driven home by taxi at three in the morning after foolishly having fifteen too many. Southern weddings are conservative affairs, held mostly in the afternoons and catered by the same group of women who catered your grandmother's wedding. Punch, nuts, fruit and mints are about all you should expect for refreshments, and don't go looking for the endless champagne fountain- it won't be there, unless it is thoughtfully filled with the aforementioned punch. Southern women plan their weddings from age 5, so if you are fortunate enough to be the groom at such an affair, keep a respectable distance from anything that vaguely resembles a decision. Any Southern wedding that should happen to feature a band and open bar was probably financed by the bride's uncle from New Jersey. Native Southerners hire a singer or two for the wedding, never a band for the reception. Count your blessings.



2. If you think a Southerner's drawl sounds funny, you should hear how you sound to them. Yankees invariably speak ten times faster than is strictly necessary, and native Southerners do not share the same fascination for Northern accents as Yankees have for the harmonious and charming Southern accent. Never insist that a Southerner say something cute in front of your Northern visitors- for a Southerner, this is a prime opportunity to get some payback for the sacking of Atlanta. A true Southerner's attitude towards Northerners looking for cheap entertainment at his expense varies wildly from simple bemusement to 'I know where you live, Yankee boy.'


3. For a Northerner, a 'Coke' is that refreshing carbonated beverage marketed by the Coca Cola bottling company. To a Southerner, 'coke' is the generic term for any drink fizzier than Yoo-Hoo. If a Southern waitress asks you if you'd like a coke, be specific. Coca-Cola may very well be the default drink you'll receive, but expect a pregnant pause as the waitress gives you that one last chance to narrow down your beverage decision.


Another tip when you're a Yankee just looking for something cold and wet? Order the iced tea and thank me later. Southerners have perfected the art of making iced tea, and it is as commonplace as water in most Dixie restaurants. Yankees who may be used to the forceful bite of instant tea mix will be seduced by the promise of real brewed iced tea with enough added sugar to make the spoon stand on its own. You will have to search high and low for the hot stuff, but the iced tea flows wild and sweet and cold in the South.


4. Everyday conversations with the natives will invariably throw you for a full year or so. Groceries are put in a 'sack', hamburgers are eaten 'all the way', people 'carry' their friends to the store, directions consist of 'Up air a ways' or 'down yonder', and "Y'all" covers everybody. If you are a Northerner eager to assimilate, pick up bits and pieces of the language where you can, and try not to sweat the small stuff. You may actually earn a grudging respect from a native Southerner if you pepper your speech with a few y'alls and howeryew's. Whatever you do, do not launch into an affected Southern drawl until you've earned the right (****ounce 'rat') to have one. Southern hospitality has its natural limits, and inadvertently mocking the natives is one of them.


5. Be respectful of where you've been planted or transferred. Leaving the brutally harsh winters of Michigan or the comfort and security of the Pennsylvania coalmines may have been difficult, but remember where you are and who's paying you good money to be there. The worst conversation starter for a Yankee in the South goes something like this: 'Back in Indiana, we had good public transportation and the water was better and...' You blew it at 'Back in Indiana,...'. You may be absolutely deadon right in your observations, you may have put your finger right on the pulse of the problem, you may have illustrated your point beautifully, but here is the one cardinal rule of engagement you must never break. The battle cry of any Southerner anywhere is: 'We don't CARE how they do it up North!' Remember that rule to your dying day, and enjoy your stay in Dixie. Just don't ruin the furniture.

[Hot Lips]

It depends on the individual.

[Uncle Sam]

I like women, period! I don't care where they are from. As long as they look good and a have good attitude. :lol:

[Smoothie104]

Since moving to Georgia, I have found Southern Women to be a study in contrast, or to be blunt, completly full of ****. The ones who claim to be "holier than thou" and spend the most time in church, are usually the worst.

As far as religion/behavior goes, I was banging a lot so called 'good southern christian girls, who all happened to be married'

They had no problem with the adultery, or being treated like a total whore in bed. As long as I didn't say "Goddamn"

It was like......"you and your frinends can gang bang me, but I don't say GD"

"Stick your other hand in my ass......" "Godamn thats tight!" "Don't say that...I'm a good girl"

[Fintin]

Leaving the brutally harsh winters of Michigan....

its not that bad...and besides...northern girls know how to keep their boyfriends warm at night...i know i heard that somewhere...::breaks out surfboard::

[UkrainianAmerican]

Since moving to Georgia, I have found Southern Women to be a study in contrast, or to be blunt, completly full of ****. The ones who claim to be "holier than thou" and spend the most time in church, are usually the worst.

As far as religion/behavior goes, I was banging a lot so called 'good southern christian girls, who all happened to be married'

They had no problem with the adultery, or being treated like a total whore in bed. As long as I didn't say "Goddamn"

It was like......"you and your frinends can gang bang me, but I don't say GD"

"Stick your other hand in my ass......" "Godamn thats tight!" "Don't say that...I'm a good girl"
rofl rofl rofl

[molly747]

Smoothie104, we're talking about Southern women, not white trash.

[Ratamacue]

Southern accents are hot.

Have a good one, and just some thoughts...

[NcDeuce]

Visit Ole Miss or UK for a good taste of it...or down here in Tennessee for that matter. ;)

Edit: I'm baaaaack.

[molly747]

Or my alma mater, The University of Georgia!!

[Mark Sman]

I feel obliged to pile on fo fun.

Remember: "Y'all" is plural, never used in the singular. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. Y'all may be said to a single person, but usually in reference to their family or football team.

If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" Stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.

Do not be surprised to find that 10 year olds own their own rifles, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

Be advised that in the South, "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.

If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will
accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in
the oven, we wouldn't call them biscuits.

Every southerner can tie a tow-hitch. Leastways thats what its called when anyone alse is around.

Sayings


That was as hard as Chinese arithmetic

He was as happy as a dog with two d**ks

Colder than a well diggers butt.

Shaking like a puppy passing a peach seed.

My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull.

Uglier'n a barrel of @$$h*les.

Hotter'n a fresh-f****d fox in a forest fire.

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."

"This'll jar your preserves."

"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

"I'll slap you clean into next week!"

Full as a tick on a dog's heart

I'll rattle your brain around like a coconut in a boxcar!

"I'll slap your teeth down your throat and DARE you to swallow them!!"

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

Ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin'

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Dumber than a box of hair.

And the catch all
F**k all y'all

[Midtown]

Ive been to both sides, either way your ****ed

[molly747]

I love these! I never tire of them...

He was as happy as a dog with two d**ks
Actually, I always heard it as "Happy as a puppy with two peters."

And my favorite,
"Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest."

[bobdakilla]

rUSSIAN GIRLS PWN!

no.... no they dont 75% of them are but ugly

[Beowulf]

I love these! I never tire of them...

He was as happy as a dog with two d**ks
Actually, I always heard it as "Happy as a puppy with two peters."

And my favorite,
"Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest."

"Man it's hotter than two rat's f-in in a wool sock"- My buddy from airborne school

edit: I went in June, can we say "Heat Cat five"

[molly747]

Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a [insert popular, overdone thing here].

[California Joe]

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.

[molly747]

"It's been hotter'n a goat's ass in a pepper patch."
"She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"Busier than a cat covering **** on a marble floor."

[memphiz]

"As noticable as a 15 year olds *****"-Richard Marcinko

[molly747]

That's about as subtle as a ***** in sweatpants.

[Smoothie104]

Smoothie104, we're talking about Southern women, not white trash.

You mean the snobby, elitist, materialisitc, money grubbing, racist, ******ly inhibited kind.


my bad.

[Vance]

Wow looks like someone had a bad experience. :|

[bishop1]

Molly is incorrect here. She either has only lived in places like Hazelhurst or other Thomastan. Yes, in the "country" you can often find respectable honest women. But unless youre in the "country" theres no difference at all. Southern women can be as snotty and bitchy as any other women. Im sure there are plenty of places in the north that have pockets of decent women, but the south is no better than the north. Like smoothie said, there are some ****ing whores in the south, but there are whores everywhere, so we are no different.

[Smoothie104]

Wow looks like someone had a bad experience. :|

Actually no, not at all.

I just call it like I see it. 99% of all women I've met from the south fall into one of those 2 catagories.

That's why I date an Australian. Mind you I'm thinking about pressing the eject button on that whole project too, but thats another story.



Southern girls, please enlighten all of us on your exclusive virtures....

[bishop1]

And thats the way to do it

[Fintin]

yeah...the southern girls that i know that are cool are the transplants that live up here in cold cold michigan....when i went to school in kentucky...those girls were no fun...the whole...im going to be an exchange student from ireland didnt fly with them...

[Mark Sman]

Ya know what, you're right.

Everyone in the South is racist and evil. So don't come down here.

In addition to that we are ignorant and have no more space left for you.

We may even have to ship a few Yankees back. We'll miss em, but I think we can spare a few if we try.

[molly747]

You're right, Mark Sman. Geez Louise, we need a sarcasm emoticon! I proud of where I come from, but I don't think I'm better than anybody else. Just having fun playing up/poking fun at my home. Kind of like sports teams. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a flame war 'round here....
rofl

[Fintin]

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a flame war 'round here....
rofl

yeah we swing dead hookers...its a little recycling program i started...we take care of the cats in other more..."handy" ways

[Nawlins]

Wow looks like someone had a bad experience. :|

Actually no, not at all.

I just call it like I see it. 99% of all women I've met from the south fall into one of those 2 catagories.

That's why I date an Australian. Mind you I'm thinking about pressing the eject button on that whole project too, but thats another story.



Southern girls, please enlighten all of us on your exclusive virtures....

I don't know what the hell exclusive virtues you're talking about. I don't have any. I just have freckles and a cool accent.

[NcDeuce]

Wow looks like someone had a bad experience. :|

Actually no, not at all.

I just call it like I see it. 99% of all women I've met from the south fall into one of those 2 catagories.

That's why I date an Australian. Mind you I'm thinking about pressing the eject button on that whole project too, but thats another story.



Southern girls, please enlighten all of us on your exclusive virtures....

I don't know what the hell exclusive virtues you're talking about. I don't have any. I just have freckles and a cool accent.

woot

*Shakes head and laughs at Smoothie's bad experience*

[Maine Finn]

Leaving the brutally harsh winters of Michigan....

its not that bad...and besides...northern girls know how to keep their boyfriends warm at night...i know i heard that somewhere...::breaks out surfboard::

Michigan winters.... bah! I'll take a Downeast winter, thank you. Bring it, I'll take it on any day. Snowshoers, go!! woot

[Airborneranger4israel]

i've only been to the south (other than florida) once and i wasnt really checking out girls. But girls here in long island are way too high matinence.

about 50% are so materialistic

[Jack Mehoff]

Since moving to Georgia, I have found Southern Women to be a study in contrast, or to be blunt, completly full of ****. The ones who claim to be "holier than thou" and spend the most time in church, are usually the worst.

As far as religion/behavior goes, I was banging a lot so called 'good southern christian girls, who all happened to be married'

They had no problem with the adultery, or being treated like a total whore in bed. As long as I didn't say "Goddamn"

It was like......"you and your frinends can gang bang me, but I don't say GD"

"Stick your other hand in my ass......" "Godamn thats tight!" "Don't say that...I'm a good girl"

BUMP.

Yes, I agree. Now I know southern women are really full of ****. I'll stay with Utah women this time.

[Warlord]

I visited the States for the first time last July. Been to Texas and New York entering through Newark. Maybe because I'm also a southerner in my own country that I find 'em southern women easier to talk to. I like jalepeno peppers a lot too. It goes for souhtern people in general. I struck a conversation with our waitress in Jack Astros because she was trying to guess my accent. We ended up in a converstation for around 10 minutes. But it took us only half a minute to order. I love listening to them talk. New Yorkers walk & talk so damned fast it was like being in Germany.

One lasting impression I got from Texas was the many hi's, hello's and good mornings' I got while walking in the street or inside the supermarkets I visited (I'm in the retail design biz). I didn't get any of that from New York. As for "nailing". I couldn't even if I wanted to and there was one that I really wanted to. Being a Catholic and married. Well you know what it means.

Hell, I'm actually thinking of immigrating to the US because of my impression of Texas and Texans alone. George Bush, here I cometh! Is that George W. tollway finished yet?

[Flagg]

From my experience, Southern women are no better or worse than their peers anywhere else.......but my vote says they are DISTINCTLY different.

Two girls I spent quite a bit of time with back in the day from Georgia and Alabama elevated SUBTLE flirting to an art form and displayed an unspoken strength of character that this former Yankee will not soon forget ;)

[shrek]

Have been every f..kin' where. Born and raised in the South though. Southern girls rock, are lower maintenance and are easier to please, everywhere!

[n4292936]

Southern women rule. We're taught proper manners from the moment we're born. We're strong, feminine, gracious, always dressed to a T, and can flirt like the devil. Oh, and we're raised on football, too. Judging from my brother's wife (and her serority friends) I'd have to agree, but I would add that they can be holier-than-thou stuck up biatches just as often as northern girls who feel that for some reason they have earned the right to treat others horribly :|

[penna]

well, all i can say is southern girls have got to be better than jersey girls. jersey girls are the worst kind alot go to my university. rich, always comparing pennsylvania to their own place, and feeling like they are entitled to everything.

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

[California Joe]

Jack, why don't you start a thread and just get it all off your chest. I've got a pretty good idea that all these "women are evil" posts are on here for someone "special" to read.

[ShotOver]

Jack, why don't you start a thread and just get it all off your chest. I've got a pretty good idea that all these "women are evil" posts are on here for someone "special" to read.

Yeah, he did. Buuut i ruined it by roasting him.
Somthing about all women are liers, like the other thread he made which was del0rted.

[NcDeuce]

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

rofl

Pennsylvania is nothing like Alabama!

On a sidenote, you can't beat a cute Southern accent. For example, when a cute chick says, "My word". Can't beat it...

[moughoun]

Yeah, he did. Buuut i ruined it by roasting him.

Oh, God PT, if only you knew what "roasting" means in our part of the World :lol:

[penna]

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

rofl

Pennsylvania is nothing like Alabama!

On a sidenote, you can't beat a cute Southern accent. For example, when a cute chick says, "My word". Can't beat it...

hey i didn't come up with the saying that it was like alabama. i just said going by that saying i'd come from an "alabama-esque" part

[Midtown]

Southern girls are way easier. IMO alot less work than the girls up here, up here you gotta be sneaky. down there you just gotta show a 20$.

Just kidding. maybe. oh ill be in FL in two weeks, so i can test this even more.

[Col. Reb]

I am totally biased towards Southern girls. I have always lived in the deep south, so they are all I know. I go to Ole Miss now, and anyone familiar with the Southeastern Conference knows what that means with respect to women. And NCDuece, I do love that. But when they slip out a curse its even better. I love the reaction they have. Plus, Farmgirl and Nawlins are from the South. And Ria lives in the south so there's your proof.

Also, Mrs. Nawlins, are you an LSU fan?

[Jack Mehoff]

west coast girls > northern girls > midwest girls > Paris Hilton > southern girls

[Trigger]

Geez Jack, chill out. You're not the first guy to screwed around on. :|

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I'm origininally a Masshole, but moved to the south a few years back. I developed a newfound respect for the folks here- espeically nice southern accents on cute girls - very ....appealing.

A few unique terms from where I came from

A "bublah" is a drinking fountain
An "elastic" is a rubber band
A "tonic" is any type of carbonated beverage
"Wicked" can subsitute for "very" as in "It was wicked huge"

[California Joe]

Your posts are wicked pissah.

I'm from Vermont, I went to college in Florida. While there I encountered a number of women from the deep south that spoke as if magnolia was dripping from their tongues. And by magnolia I mean baseball player's semen....but I digress. One in particular stands out, her name was Hope, a vacuous blonde from Georgia who explained to me that she came to college with the sole purpose of meeting a "baseball player with a good personality"

[2Sheds_Jackson]

. And by magnolia I mean baseball player's semen....but I digress.

...nice, I spit coffee out my nose on that one :lol:

[Beowulf]

f- baseball players

[tyovan]

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

rofl

Pennsylvania is nothing like Alabama!

On a sidenote, you can't beat a cute Southern accent. For example, when a cute chick says, "My word". Can't beat it...

hey i didn't come up with the saying that it was like alabama. i just said going by that saying i'd come from an "alabama-esque" part

Where in the state are you from penna? I'm from the Harrisburg region myself..

[Ria]

:lol: :cantbeli:

This reminds me of the "Israeli/Russian/Polish girls are the hottest ever!!!" comments.

Jack...your generalizations are shocking :P Other peoples' as well...

I never really tried to put a distinction between the two - never really had a reason to anyways.. - but the only huge difference I've noticed between nothern and southern girls is the way they talk. I've seen snobby, materialistic, etcetc girls everywhere. But I've also seen and have had experiences with nice, helpful, intelligent women as well (in the north AND south!!!!) I hate pointing fingers and stereotyping. It just seems...useless. But nice for a joke every once in a while :P

Thanks for your comment Col. Reb :)

[NcDeuce]

I'm origininally a Masshole, but moved to the south a few years back. I developed a newfound respect for the folks here- espeically nice southern accents on cute girls - very ....appealing.

A few unique terms from where I came from

A "bublah" is a drinking fountain
An "elastic" is a rubber band
A "tonic" is any type of carbonated beverage
"Wicked" can subsitute for "very" as in "It was wicked huge"

Nomahhhhhhhhhhh!

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[Col. Reb]

No problem sweetness, a Southern gentleman always mentions a lady.

[James]

I wish they all could be California girls...

[farmgirl]

I wish they all could be California girls...



The midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel all right....


just sayin' ;)

[James]

Haha! :D

[farmgirl]

Haha! :D


allow me to translate....

haha= agreed ;)

[James]

Hence the :D ...

;)

[farmgirl]

Hence the :D ...

;)


oh... I got it, sugar.... just wanted to make sure everyone else did... :D

[Lt_Crooks]

Or my alma mater, The University of Georgia!!

you go there molly , my sister goes there, well .... southern hospitality is a made up thing, SOME women down here are just as B*...MEAN as ones up north

[Milkman]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

[Romulus]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

[Fintin]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

sonfbitch never been to the west side of the state...

[Milkman]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

Meh, another testimonial:

My father told me once that the only hot women he ever saw in Cleveland Ohio (Lived there for awhile) were either Tourists or wives of football players. Apon hearing this my dads friend cringed and said, "God damn some of those bitches were ugly!" :lol:

[Romulus]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

sonfbitch never been to the west side of the state...

Or a UM campus.

[Romulus]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

Meh, another testimonial:

My father told me once that the only hot women he ever saw in Cleveland Ohio (Lived there for awhile) were either Tourists or wives of football players. Apon hearing this my dads friend cringed and said, "God damn some of those bitches were ugly!" :lol:

Ohio is a whole different ball game friend. Toledo is full of Shim's.

[WolverineBlue]

A guy I know moved down from Michigan a few years back. I asked him, "Why did you move all the way down to Texas?" His answer:

"Because the women in Michigan look like ugly men"



Need I say more? :D

That guy doesn't know shat!

I think Northern women are as hot as Southern. Frankly, I consider Michigan women to be Mid-Western not Northern, so by default they fall into the same hotness catagory as FarmGirl. ;)

sonfbitch never been to the west side of the state...

Or a UM campus.

We talked about this a little while back, but there is no question, southern college chicks on average are way hotter than their northern (or midwestern) counterparts. I was a busboy in a "hot" sorority at Michigan, and they were top-notch women there. Then you had the sororities that were populated by what we called, "snow-cows."

9 out of ten women in the Big Ten are good-looking -- the tenth goes to Michigan.

MSU and Indiana had tons of babes, and I'm sure Penn State would and Ohio State too. We played a lacrosse game at Indiana right after their spring break was over, and I tell you, we had a field day at the party that night -- whoa, Nellie! woot

[Romulus]

Snow-Cows!!!! rofl rofl

[mr.x]

Texas women are great! I swear they put something in the water here 'cause there are some gorgeous women around.

Yes the Bush is just about done to whomever asked.

Funniest Texas saying I've heard is...
Theres more than one way to kill a cat than by f***in' it to death!

[Hot Lips]

North, South, East, or West it really depends on the individual man or woman.

[NecrochildK]

::gags:: I hate the southern drawl of the southeast. lol So does my husband. It just sounds so... I dunno, fake. Give me a good, honest cajun accent any day. Nice and friendly. So are the people to. Heh, I remember my biological mother saying when she moved to Oklahoma it was so strange, no strangers saying hi on the street or giving a friendly wave.

[Hot Lips]

NEW CHICK!!

[James]

Give me a good, honest cajun accent any day. Nice and friendly.

Ayee! rofl

[penna]

::gags:: I hate the southern drawl of the southeast. lol So does my husband. It just sounds so... I dunno, fake. Give me a good, honest cajun accent any day. Nice and friendly. So are the people to. Heh, I remember my biological mother saying when she moved to Oklahoma it was so strange, no strangers saying hi on the street or giving a friendly wave.

that drawl is not only found in the south, it's found all over the US.

One of bush's daughter has a nice butt

[James]

One of bush's daughter has a nice butt

And, with a comment from left field, we have "FutureMarine"!

[Fintin]

One of bush's daughter has a nice butt

And, with a comment from left field, we have "FutureMarine"!

his real name is FECKINGMIDIOT

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

[Fintin]

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

you sir are worse then that little fecking 12 year old who had his mom take him to the show tonight...the little prick dyed his fecking eyebrows green...christ have pitty on his soul

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

you sir are worse then that little fecking 12 year old who had his mom take him to the show tonight...the little prick dyed his fecking eyebrows green...christ have pitty on his soul

I sense much hate in this one

[Fintin]

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

you sir are worse then that little fecking 12 year old who had his mom take him to the show tonight...the little prick dyed his fecking eyebrows green...christ have pitty on his soul

I sense much hate in this one

i wanted to grab his moppy curly hair and plant his face into the steel bar my ribs were becomeing found of

[Hot Lips]

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

you sir are worse then that little fecking 12 year old who had his mom take him to the show tonight...the little prick dyed his fecking eyebrows green...christ have pitty on his soul

I sense much hate in this one

The Dark Side clouds everything

[James]

Don't pretend you don't love me :hug:

you sir are worse then that little fecking 12 year old who had his mom take him to the show tonight...the little prick dyed his fecking eyebrows green...christ have pitty on his soul

I sense much hate in this one

i wanted to grab his moppy curly hair and plant his face into the steel bar my ribs were becomeing found of

Did you guys have some internet love spat that I missed?
Just curious.

[Abbyy]

Is it my imagination or are southern girls are full of ****, deceitful, materialistic and not easy to talk to than northern girls?

I was just down in Tennessee last year and the difference I noticed was amazing.

My friend, Russian, who worked both at south and north of USA said that southern girls stupid and materialistic while nothern girls much smarter and hotter at the same time.

[Mark Sman]

"Southern girls are stupid."

"Northern girls are stupid."

Jesus. We have southern and northern girls on this forum. I'm sure it wan't anyones intention to insult them in particular, but in general it sounds fairly . . . ummmmm . . . stupid.

On another note, anyone here who wants to disregard half the female population of the US is welcome to do it.

I must, however, continue to chase woman regardless of place of origin. But do as you will. I'm sure you will all be very happy together.

cough*circlejerk*coucghcough

[Abbyy]

but in general it sounds fairly . . . ummmmm . . . stupid.


Yep! ;)

[NecrochildK]

lol HotLips, sorry I didn't respond before. ^_^ Yep, my friend showed me this place and I just had to sign up just to respond to this thread.[/quote]

[basket of soft kittens]

lol HotLips, sorry I didn't respond before. ^_^ Yep, my friend showed me this place and I just had to sign up just to respond to this thread.[/quote]

weird

[James]

I was born in South Carolina. Just sayin'. I can play the "damn yankee" card when I need to. ;)

[basket of soft kittens]

whos your avatar

[James]

whos your avatar

My avatar is an Aussie named Ned Kelly. He was an outlaw bush ranger who was ultimatley hanged in 1880 at age 25.

[basket of soft kittens]

do you have some affiliation to him

[James]

do you have some affiliation to him

I do not. I am an American mongrel of mixed Hungarian/Scots Irish/ English/ German blood. I don't have any vile Australian convict blood in my veins.

[basket of soft kittens]

so whats up wit hthe avtar..just thought he looked tough?

[James]

so whats up wit hthe avtar..just thought he looked tough?

My man, that is Ned Kelly. I watched a movie about him, and I just fell in love...

[basket of soft kittens]

so whats up wit hthe avtar..just thought he looked tough?

My man, that is Ned Kelly. I watched a movie about him, and I just fell in love...


...yeah he does have a rather ruged look to him rofl

[Maine Finn]

Wow looks like someone had a bad experience. :|

Actually no, not at all.

I just call it like I see it. 99% of all women I've met from the south fall into one of those 2 catagories.

That's why I date an Australian. Mind you I'm thinking about pressing the eject button on that whole project too, but thats another story.



Southern girls, please enlighten all of us on your exclusive virtures....

I don't know what the hell exclusive virtues you're talking about. I don't have any. I just have freckles and a cool accent.

I don't got freckles, but I talk through my nose like any good Mainah does.

That's gotta count fah somethin', right?

[moughoun]

do you have some affiliation to him

I do not. I am an American mongrel of mixed Hungarian/Scots Irish/ English/ German blood. I don't have any vile Australian convict blood in my veins.
Ned Kelley is a famous Irish! outlaw in Australia ;)

[usa320]

Funny, i thought The north had the monopoly on bitches...


I find the women in the south and west more polite than the ones here...

[Parzival]

I like girls from the south. There are very nice girls in Rom and Barcelona :P

[farmgirl]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

[James]

I think women are cool no matter where they come from. Even some foreigners.

[Romulus]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

No doubt about it. ;)

[California Joe]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

I'd go down on you, just sayin'.

[Romulus]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

I'd go down on you, just sayin'.

rofl

Real subtle Joe. rofl

[California Joe]

p-)

[Nawlins]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

I'd go down on you, just sayin'.

Naughty.

[Jack Mehoff]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

I'd go down on you, just sayin'.



http://www.freshdirect.com/media/images/product/meals/appetizers/hmrap_wings_c.jpg

[farmgirl]

There are a lot of nice women in the midwest.... just sayin' ;)

I'd go down on you, just sayin'.

blink

[California Joe]

Good answer Selina. ;)

[farmgirl]

Good answer Selina. ;)

I thought you'd like that.... but the name is seph ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Last weekend in Denver I met a southern belle from Alabama, and she was so polite it was rather funny.

Me: "What's your name? Would you like to dance?"
Her: "Yes, I'd love to, thank you. Thank you for asking me"
After the dance she said: "Thank you very much for the dance."

I almost burst out laughing, but thank god I didn't.

[Thor]

She just wanted to be nice to you.

[11F5S]

Last weekend in Denver I met a southern belle from Alabama, and she was so polite it was rather funny.

Me: "What's your name? Would you like to dance?"
Her: "Yes, I'd love to, thank you. Thank you for asking me"
After the dance she said: "Thank you very much for the dance."

I almost burst out laughing, but thank god I didn't.

That's a southern woman's polite way of saying you have two left feet and you'll never get in my pants momma's boy.

[EvanL]

Last weekend in Denver I met a southern belle from Alabama, and she was so polite it was rather funny.

Me: "What's your name? Would you like to dance?"
Her: "Yes, I'd love to, thank you. Thank you for asking me"
After the dance she said: "Thank you very much for the dance."

I almost burst out laughing, but thank god I didn't.tsk tsk tsk
and she still never gave you her name.
p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Last weekend in Denver I met a southern belle from Alabama, and she was so polite it was rather funny.

Me: "What's your name? Would you like to dance?"
Her: "Yes, I'd love to, thank you. Thank you for asking me"
After the dance she said: "Thank you very much for the dance."

I almost burst out laughing, but thank god I didn't.tsk tsk tsk
and she still never gave you her name.
p-)
Not even she gave me her name, she also gave me her phone # and email address because she said she will be back to Denver again in August for THIS (http://www.cmdance.org/) and I'll be there.

Oh yeah, I danced dirty (blue dancing) with her several times that night and she was awesome and dirty woot

[Thor]

It must be true because it's on the internet.

[ShotOver]

Last weekend in Denver I met a southern belle from Alabama, and she was so polite it was rather funny.

Me: "What's your name? Would you like to dance?"
Her: "Yes, I'd love to, thank you. Thank you for asking me"
After the dance she said: "Thank you very much for the dance."

I almost burst out laughing, but thank god I didn't.

That's a southern woman's polite way of saying you have two left feet and you'll never get in my pants momma's boy.

:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

It must be true because it's on the internet.
It's not very hard to ask girls to be nasty with you on the dance floor if you meet all these conditions:
1) she has to be a non-Mormon
2) you can't be dog ugly, creepy, above 40 years old or smell like ****.
3) you need a pair of balls to make the first move. If she clinging onto your body like a leech, sticking her face against your neck and not facing away, then you know she wants it bad.
4) remember to remove objects from your front pockets in your pants before you blue dance to avoid misunderstandings

[sucker4gurls]

I like women, period! I don't care where they are from. As long as they look good and a have good attitude. :lol:

x2

[EvanL]

Its not hard to get girls to dance with you. Just dress nice and go to the club. I rarely ever end up asking a girl to dance before they ask me. Then again im not even interested in the dancing. Just going back to their apartment or mine and shagging their brains out.

[ShotOver]

Its not hard to get girls to dance with you. Just dress nice and go to the club. I rarely ever end up asking a girl to dance before they ask me. Then again im not even interested in the dancing. Just going back to their apartment or mine and shagging their brains out.

Phwoar, now that's a bloke to look upto JacquelineMeHoff.

[Maine Finn]

*begin ramble*

I don't how Southern women are, but I have to say that, by and large, the women here kinda suck. Just... ugh. So many are a bit on the chubby side (we're just comin' out of winter here, but wow!) or just flat-out obese. On the other side of that, there are the walking toothpicks. I'm not thin by any stretch of the imagination and neither am I overweight, but you'd think I was a big ol' butterball the way some people look at me. I mean, ffs, a little meat on the bones never hurt anyone but these blockheads don't get that. Ugh.

And personalities... heh... yessah, we got some personality issues here too. Just try tellin' a Mainer anything and you're almost guaranteed to get an attitude. Transplant or native; it doesn't really matter. Asshats seem to be taking over up here.

*end ramble*

[panzerjager]

It must be true because it's on the internet.

Thor, you win the thread. Pure awesomeness!!!!!!

[Jack Mehoff]

It must be true because it's on the internet.
Yes, it must be true because I'll post videos of me being nasty on the dance floor. Can you wait until July or August? p-)

[EvanL]

It must be true because it's on the internet.
Yes, it must be true because I'll post videos of me being nasty on the dance floor. Can you wait until July or August? p-)
Yes i can more than wait

[ShotOver]

Yep, I can wait more than that.

Better deliver Mr Disco inferno man.

[EvanL]

Yep, I can wait more than that.

Better deliver Mr Disco inferno man.
sh-sh-sh-sh-shake that ass girl

[Jack Mehoff]

Yep, I can wait more than that.

Better deliver Mr Disco inferno man.
Done deal woot .

[Maine Finn]

:roll:

Go Flats, go.

[EvanL]

:roll:

Go Flats, go.
hahaha
flats could mean two things.. both possibillities aree funny.

[Maine Finn]

:roll:

Go Flats, go.
hahaha
flats could mean two things.. both possibillities aree funny.

Means one thing (popularly) here, but I see your point. :)

In any case, both meanings would certainly apply here.

[EvanL]

:roll:

Go Flats, go.
hahaha
flats could mean two things.. both possibillities aree funny.

Means one thing (popularly) here, but I see your point. :)

In any case, both meanings would certainly apply here.
OMG your such an ice queen!

;)

[Maine Finn]

:roll:

Go Flats, go.
hahaha
flats could mean two things.. both possibillities aree funny.

Means one thing (popularly) here, but I see your point. :)

In any case, both meanings would certainly apply here.
OMG your such an ice queen!

;)

It's the winters... they'd harden any heart. :D

[mudbunny]

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

I'm from Western P.A and I currently live in the Philly area and people here in the Philly Metro area have turned, treating and talking to people, like they were garbage into an art form. The women are totally obnoxious and the guys are all little punks who think they're the cats-ass. Jersey is 10x as bad and I've never been to N.Y.C. God I miss Pittsburgh.

[EvanL]

there's a saying with pennsylvania: on one end there's philly, on the other there's pittsburgh, and in the middle it's alabama. i come from the alabama sections.

I'm from Western P.A and I currently live in the Philly area and people here in the Philly Metro area have turned, treating and talking to people, like they were garbage into an art form. The women are totally obnoxious and the guys are all little punks who think they're the cats-ass. Jersey is 10x as bad and I've never been to N.Y.C. God I miss Pittsburgh.
NJ is full of assholes.. They eat their kids.. Never try driving down to the jersey shore on a friday afternoon with NY plates on your car.

[Stormy]

<------ No one fuks with this chap no matter where he goes. Tough mutha fukka that gets high fives from unknown faces when he is walking the city streets. ;)



Not true Lloyd.. We NE big city ppl could easily tell when you from another region. Like riding on the subway and seeing some faces that you can easily tell you from outta town.. Ya easy beatdown. ;)

[EvanL]

<------ No one fuks with this chap no matter where he goes. Tough mutha fukka that gets high fives from unknown faces when he is walking the city streets. ;)



Not true Lloyd.. We NE big city ppl could easily tell when you from another region. Like riding on the subway and seeing some faces that you can easily tell you from outta town.. Ya easy beatdown. ;)
I lived in NYC for a long time, and fit in fine. but when you go to Jersey even with ppl from Jersey, and drive along the turnpike with NY plates, they can be the biggest bunch of assholes ever.

[Stormy]

The shore got some assholes that think they are ultra high class, the nose up in the air types.

I love Asbury Park though.

[Bulkowski]

southern accents can be hot to a degree, but if its too heavy it makes them sounds like a bum**** hick, which isnt hot

northern accents arent hot...especially NY/NJ, they can be shot

[sucker4gurls]

southern accents can be hot to a degree, but if its too heavy it makes them sounds like a f*** hick, which isnt hot

northern accents arent hot...especially NY/NJ, they can be shot

i quite agree, i also think that british and australian accents can be quite hot

[Maine Finn]

southern accents can be hot to a degree, but if its too heavy it makes them sounds like a f*** hick, which isnt hot

northern accents arent hot...especially NY/NJ, they can be shot

New York accents make me wish I was deaf. :(

[walford]

I'm from Western P.A and I currently live in the Philly area and people here in the Philly Metro area have turned, treating and talking to people, like they were garbage into an art form. The women are totally obnoxious and the guys are all little punks who think they're the cats-ass. Jersey is 10x as bad and I've never been to N.Y.C. God I miss Pittsburgh.Philly reminds me of Baltimore -- even the accent is similar.

Wife's from Beaver Falls...[Joe Namath's hometown]. She rarely admits to where she grew up [and Namath himself hasn't been seen back there in about 30 years]. The little town's gone to seed a bit she says...Oh and she absolutely despises people from Cleveland for some reason. "Never met one who wasn't an asshole."

[Stormy]

Oh and she absolutely despises people from Cleveland for some reason. "Never met one who wasn't an asshole."

Most Clevelanders act hard or tough. They act like they have the best sport teams, ect.. They also compare their city to others, other than that, Cleveland is okay.

[Mark Sman]

Wow, the threadsurection and the light.

[Aerosoul]

The south has the best women. Not only are there plenty of pretty ones, they're all really really nice. :) .

[toki]

hmm kinda funny this whole discussion. Could transfer it to any other country.

Ask Macs what he thinks about "his" south and then i tell you what i think of "my" west. Most countries are so far from being homogenous then they seem to be from any outer perspective.

I said in another thread just half an hour ago. I feel more familiar to my neighbouring country (speaking another language!) then the south of my own country, which actually also teaches you another language...

[Roaming East]

I do often feel sorry for those not fortunate enough to spend at least a year in a good southern area. Alma mater was Virginia Tech and spent a good deal of my life in Goldsboro NC and Yorktown Va (moving on up in the world)

[Jack Mehoff]

She just wanted to be nice to you.
A friend of mine told me the same thing after he had a dance with her. She was like that with all the guys she danced with.

[shorty]

She just wanted to be nice to you.
A friend of mine told me the same thing after he had a dance with her. She was like that with all the guys she danced with. Either she's super sweet....or she's a fecking whore.....

[Jack Mehoff]

I have falling in love with Colorado's girls because they want to play p-) . Colorado's girls want to play with you without all the bull**** marriage and trying to reconvert you like in Mormonville :slap: .

must....move.....to.....Colorado





She just wanted to be nice to you.
A friend of mine told me the same thing after he had a dance with her. She was like that with all the guys she danced with. Either she's super sweet....or she's a fecking whore.....
She sure didn't dress or talk like a whore.

[walford]

I have falling in love with Colorado's girls because they want to play p-) . Colorado's girls want to play with you without all the bull**** marriage and trying to reconvert you like in Mormonville :slap: .

must....move.....to.....Coloradohttp://www3.tokai.or.jp/hakano****a/wendy01.jpg

[Stormy]

I have falling in love with Colorado's girls because they want to play p-) . Colorado's girls want to play with you without all the bull**** marriage and trying to reconvert you like in Mormonville :slap: .

must....move.....to.....Coloradohttp://www3.tokai.or.jp/hakano****a/wendy01.jpg

Indeed, Jack's level of stress will decrease for sure.

[Jack Mehoff]

Regardless of how much I talk **** about the South, I still like southern women. I think I might make a trip to Atlanta for a Balboa fest in September to dance with southern belles. Who knows, I might get lucky when they find out that i'm in uniform. Southerners are flag-waving patriots and love men in uniform.

Man, maybe I should stop watching re-run of Forrest Gump.