[Official] "Bash yourself" thread [/Confirmed]

[Jack Mehoff]

I spend too much time in front of my computer; I have 4500+ posts on an online forum which serves mostly to accelerate my psychotic behavior. I'm an ex-Mormon with tendencies toward ****** deviance and chronic masturbation, and I like girls.

[Haiw]

Just like Jack, I spend too much time in front of my computer as well...almsot 6000 posts. 6000 posts most of which are random joking, and I have a rare pyshological disability which results in me rarely being able to be serious. Furthermore I have the tendency to act more stupid than I am...

[Javehn]

I am good looking Mada Faka who will kick your ass like it ain't no sweat . Loves some sweat pussay also .

Oh yea , i spend to much time on internet . There is something addictive on this forum :oops: .

Oh yea 2 : :bash: >Myself < :bash: Hehe

[California Joe]

I refuse to answer this on the grounds I may run for President someday.

[mack pl]

I will not bashing myself, im perfect person :)

ohh,well, im narcistic :oops:

:bash:

[Hot Lips]

I refuse to answer this on the grounds I may run for President someday.

Have a cigar, Mr. President?

[Hot Lips]

I spend too much time in front of my computer; I have 4500+ posts on an online forum which serves mostly to accelerate my psychotic behavior. I'm an ex-Mormon with tendencies toward ****** deviance and chronic masturbation, and I like girls.

I spend too much time online and too much money.

[Haiw]

Yeah...give the cigar to CJ and I'll take the BJ.
;)

[Fintin]

umm....i drink too much...

[mack pl]

umm....i drink too much...ohh, me too :oops:

:bash:

fuzk,Im not perfect :(

[Tane Angle]

What is the deal with "have a good one, and just some thoughts...?" I mean really, how annoying is Tane's little closing? And quit being a sissy, trying to be all nice, be an a**h*** sometimes! And swear a little more! :bash: You're too uptight, loosen up, man!

You're 54, have gray hair and a pretty ugly beard, and when you're home for a long time, you get "love handles." And what's the deal with those dorky glasses?

Hey Tane, guess what-Gandalf and Obi-wan Kenobi wore dresses! :slap:

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Wow, I feel much better having gotten that out. p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Life ---> :bash: Me <------


have a good one, and just some thoughts...

[Haiw]

What is the deal with "have a good one, and just some thoughts...?" I mean really, how annoying is Tane's little closing? And quit being a sissy, trying to be all nice, be an a**h*** sometimes! And swear a little more! :bash: You're too uptight, loosen up, man!

You're 54, have gray hair and a pretty ugly beard, and when you're home for a long time, you get "love handles." And what's the deal with those dorky glasses?

Hey Tane, guess what-Gandalf and Obi-wan Kenobi wore dresses! :slap:

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Wow, I feel much better having gotten that out. p-)
rofl
Can't say the first two things are really negative though... you forgot whining about the environment, yapping about stars like a little child and always expressing your dislike of all US presidents since Kennedy though... ;)


And another bad thing about myself: I have the habit to express 'liking people' by flaming them into oblivion and ripping on them all the time. :lol:

Furthermore in regular life I'm known to complain 24/7 about literally anything.

[scott]

im a liberal institutionalist in a generally conservative/realist setting

i cant figure out if a troll is a person who posts every once in awhile or a person who posts once in a while to incite a riot (if the former, then im a troll)

and i get angry when people are closed minded (note not referring to anyone in particular, just the rafah discussion)

and actually, i never really introduced myself, what a jerk

[Hot Lips]

I'm too shy. No, really.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I am very shallow and superficial :|

[Javehn]

Wow , you people are really like to cry . This is ****ed up ;) .
No surprise Americans like to visit shrinks so often.

[moughoun]

Black Irishman!

[UkrainianAmerican]

Black Irishman!
:lol:

[Javehn]

RA is gay .

[EvanL]

Black Irishman!
You meanin black irish? or black african irish?

[UkrainianAmerican]

RA is gay .
Javehn is a bad DJ.

[Javehn]

RA is gay .
Javehn is a bad DJ.

You didn't heard my compositions dude ;) I have only one so far :roll:
You are primature ejaculator .

[moughoun]

Black Irishman!
You meanin black irish? or black african irish?

Yes :lol:

[Roger Rabbit]

I have no faults.....i am perfect, although i do sometimes do stupid things (like climbed down collapsed tunnels to get into WW2 underground air raid shelters, pictures coming soon) and i have this horrible albility to say the wrong thing at the wrong time and to offend anyone who listens to my inane drivel for longer than 30 seconds. But apart from that i'm fine :D

[usa320]

I refuse to answer this because i too may run for president some day, and democrats like to bring up misdemeanors that happened 40 years back.

rofl

[Vance]

Pretty girls make me nervous. :oops:

[Salty Dog]

i don't run enough.

[usa320]

Pretty girls make me nervous.

we all have the problem siomtimes.

[Salty Dog]

Pretty girls make me nervous.

we all have the problem siomtimes.

even nawlins?

yeah most of u guys are pretty sad, I've been here longer than most and I only have around 700 posts, atleast I'm not in the thousands....freaks... p-)

[California Joe]

I don't think anything makes Nawlins nervous.

[Fintin]

Pretty girls make me nervous. :oops:


yeah...this past year i lost all confidence i had when dealing with girls....i get all quite and red and trip over my words


::quite voice:: hi Ria.....::blushes::

[Salty Dog]

true joe, good point.

[Ratamacue]

I'm too reserved in the real world (quiet isn't really the right word) and shy with meeting new people. And I listen to that old, insane hermit Tane too much.

[California Joe]

Tane is a vacuum cleaner salesman from Detroit.

[Fintin]

Tane is a vacuum cleaner salesman from Detroit.

if tane is from detroit im worried...hes coming to get me...EEEKKK

[memphiz]

I have almost 3000 posts and ive been posting here since January 6th, Gaz started posting on that same day but one year previouse to me....yet I have 2000 more posts then him

[Midtown]

Everytime I get drunk, I steal ****, not like parking cones...but like banners off the front of mcdonalds, golf ball washers, all sorts of stupid ****, I have a helluva time staying faithfull to my GF, even tho I have been really good with this one compared to my others.

[UoUo]

I have crapy english!!!!! :bash: :bash:

Oh..and yes...you all have crapy hebrew!! :bash: :bash:

[Ratamacue]

My New York accent can come in with a vengeance when I'm talking fast...always funny to listen to.

[mack pl]

I have crapy english!!!!! :bash: :bash:

Oh..and yes...you all have crapy hebrew!! :bash: :bash:man, most of ppl here have worst hebrew than your english ;) :lol:

shalom alehem

fuzk , why you add this comment about hebrew :bash:

[Javehn]

All the languages from the word comes from the Hebrew . :lol:

[mack pl]

All the languages from the word comes from the Hebrew . :lol:

my name is hebrew(Maciej)-its mean "god gift" or something like that :)

[Haiw]

All the languages from the word comes from the Hebrew . :lol:
So there really is a zionist conspiracy! ;)

[Fintin]

bashing self on behalf of puffsasmerf:

i have a small we we and noone plays with it sept my dog...and only when i dip it in gravy..my mom makes me put a bag on my head cause im ugly...the kids at school think i smell bad....its not my fault the showers at home dont work...

[molly747]

I'm too shy, my southern accent becomes really thick when I drink (and I get too flirty), I get really cranky when I haven't had my 8 hours of sleep, I splurge too much on shoes and handbags, and I'm viciously competitive at Trivial Pursuit.

[Hot Lips]

I like Star Wars and Star Trek.




But I don't go to conventions. Honest.

[Ria]

I'm too shy

Same...and I'm too passive-aggressive sometimes.


yeah...this past year i lost all confidence i had when dealing with girls....i get all quite and red and trip over my words


::quite voice:: hi Ria.....::blushes::

hi fintin :hug: :)

[Javehn]

Don't make me go jealous , Ria :lol:

[Fintin]

hi fintin :hug: :)


woot...so...ahhh....what are you doing friday night?

[Ria]

Don't make me go jealous , Ria :lol:

Hugs for you too! :D :hug:

Fintin - Friday night? Going to get ready to go to NJ for the following day. Have to pack and stuff. Sorry ;)

[Javehn]

...so...ahhh....what are you doing friday night?

Spenging quality time with me , when you are hanging under some suspencion bridge , you Lepricon . :lol:

[Fintin]

Fintin - Friday night? Going to get ready to go to NJ for the following day. Have to pack and stuff. Sorry ;)

well...just so happens that im heading for jersey on saterday also ::calls NWA books flight to jersey::....want to meat in atlantic city...

[caspermeister]

Read too many books.... it's kinda geek then, shy, what else... ehm.... I like girls but usually I get panic-attack mode around these beautiful creature... :cantbeli:

[Ria]

Read too much book.... it's kinda geek then, shy, what else... ehm.... I like girls but usually I get panic-attack mode around these beautiful creature... :cantbeli:

woot yay for reading ;)

[molly747]

I like Star Wars and Star Trek.




But I don't go to conventions. Honest.

It's okay, Hot Lips, I'm quite the Lord of the Rings fan. It's the only thing I dork out about. I've never been to any conventions, although Dragon*Con is coming up in Atlanta. I could never... I have too much dignity.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

I can be an asshole at times but generally am nice. I have an obsession with combat gear (especially tigerstriped gear) and airsoft. I sit on the internet too much, and should go n get drunk more often. I have alot of friends, but only hang out with a few because the its less people to deal with. I read alot of stuff on the internet because im too cheap to go buy the books and too cool to use the library ;)

[gaz]

It seems I have a tendency to insult people. I also swear a lot.

[Tane Angle]

You went overboard on the eyeshadow there too. p-)

[Haiw]

It seems I have a tendency to insult people. I also swear a lot.
What you meant to say:
"It seems I have a ****ing tendancy to ****ing instult people. I also ****ing swear a goddamn lot". ;)

[gaz]

You went overboard on the eyeshadow there too. p-)

:D


What you meant to say:
"It seems I have a f*** tendancy to f*** instult people. I also f*** swear a goddamn lot".

Actually I don't swear that much here, it's just in real life. While here I generally have time to think of a cultured retort rather than simply fire back "F**k off you miserable skunk-humper".

[farmgirl]

What is the deal with "have a good one, and just some thoughts...?" I mean really, how annoying is Tane's little closing? And quit being a sissy, trying to be all nice, be an a**h*** sometimes! And swear a little more! :bash: You're too uptight, loosen up, man!

You're 54, have gray hair and a pretty ugly beard, and when you're home for a long time, you get "love handles." And what's the deal with those dorky glasses?

Hey Tane, guess what-Gandalf and Obi-wan Kenobi wore dresses! :slap:

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Wow, I feel much better having gotten that out. p-)



I still think you're sexay, Tane.... ;)

[Smoothie104]

I'm a classic underachiever, always have been.

When I was in school, I A'ced all the standardized tests, but got C's becuase I was too lazy to do any homework. My poor study habits only got worse in college, I've gotten by on my looks and personality, and can honestly say there are few people out there who work less than me.

At my job I have a habit of only doing what is needed to get by,and rarely anything else. I used to be a good capitalist, taking home over $90,000 a year after taxes. I had expensive hobbies, like roadracing motorcycles. I used to celebrate new years in a different city and sometimes country every year.

3 years ago I totaled out a brand new BMW, knocked myself out pretty good, got out of the hospital and went to Mexico for 2 weeks. I have yet to put in a solid weeks worth of effort since. It's like I don't care anymore.

Sure I own 2 houses, and drive a Mercedes, but I barley crack 70K anymore. Most of my friends in the Industry are averaging 250K plus.

I'm a slacker, and I can't get out of this rut. I even went to therapy to try and find some motivation, but I ended up banging my therapist.

I missed out on a promotion by the skin of my teeth. And the sad thing is, I knew what I needed to do to get it, and I literally sat in the car and said "F*** It" and turned away.

All I wanna do is ride my bicycle 300 miles a week, sleep, and watch Tour de France videos...........

What the **** is wrong with me?

[molly747]

Are you being serious or just f*cking around with us?

[California Joe]

Smoothie is the coolest.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

I'm a classic underachiever, always have been.

When I was in school, I A'ced all the standardized tests, but got C's becuase I was too lazy to do any homework. My poor study habits only got worse in college, I've gotten by on my looks and personality, and can honestly say there are few people out there who work less than me.

At my job I have a habit of only doing what is needed to get by,and rarely anything else. I used to be a good capitalist, taking home over $90,000 a year after taxes. I had expensive hobbies, like roadracing motorcycles. I used to celebrate new years in a different city and sometimes country every year.

3 years ago I totaled out a brand new BMW, knocked myself out pretty good, got out of the hospital and went to Mexico for 2 weeks. I have yet to put in a solid weeks worth of effort since. It's like I don't care anymore.

Sure I own 2 houses, and drive a Mercedes, but I barley crack 70K anymore. Most of my friends in the Industry are averaging 250K plus.

I'm a slacker, and I can't get out of this rut. I even went to therapy to try and find some motivation, but I ended up banging my therapist.

I missed out on a promotion by the skin of my teeth. And the sad thing is, I knew what I needed to do to get it, and I literally sat in the car and said "F*** It" and turned away.

All I wanna do is ride my bicycle 300 miles a week, sleep, and watch Tour de France videos...........

What the f*** is wrong with me?

damn
can i be you for a couple days?

[Smoothie104]

Are you being serious or just f*cking around with us?



I'm not bull****ting you.


I probably sound like an ass, becuase in the grand scheme of things, I'm doing well. But this thread was about bashing ourselves, and this is what has really been bothering me latley.

It's sunday night, I've got a big day as far as work is concerned tommorow, and at the moment, Im pretty pumped up about it, but only when I get up will I be able to have the courage and the balls to act on it.

Here's hoping I do....

[basket of soft kittens]

with im to beatiful for this world, i dont pay enough attention to my mortal worshipers, im a compulsuive liar, procrastinator, so mexican i sometimes eat three meals a day of tameles, have been known to watch full house and so lazy i dont post crap and and am not going to finish this s

[Nawlins]

I'm vain, clumsy, silly and a little too shy.

[Kenshin]

I'm sometimes clumsy and asshole to my wife more often

[NcDeuce]

I've only seriously dated three girls. All have been drop-dead gorgeous. There are a handful of attractive ladies that want to date now but I really don't want to for a good while...dunno :|

That and I should improve my grades a tad.

Get a new cell phone, everyone has a flip-phone. I've used the same one since my freshman or sophomore year in high school. It randomly turns off and I'll get a ton of missed calls and text messages. I need to go out and buy a new one :lol:

[chauncy republicans]

I enjoy fist-fighting, and smoke too much pot. I treat those close to me like **** (except my daughter) and I push away those who wish to be close. I'm an asshole ****head muther****er who only gives a **** about me and my own! I cant stand commitment, and getting attached to somone is a weakness. I use people to better my position in life, taking advantage of people comes naturaly to me. I believe life is cheap, people come people go, some suffer some dont. Violence pulses through my veins, and the desire for combat is buried in my soul. The only allegience I have is to myselfe and my child, everyone else can rot in hell. I am constantly contradicting myself and playing devils-advocate, because of this people who have known me for years dont really know me at all.

[ShotOver]

Hrmm.. PT, well i drink too much for starters, but i'm good to my liver because i chuck 3 liters a day of water through it, i can't spell for crap, i get too agressive in a game of rugby, i like to cook, i still have feelings for my X girlfriend (Shudders) And yeah, umm.. what else.
My mates say im too nice, and that i will never get a root because nice guys finish last, and every girl ive tried with considers me more of a good friend, then a partner... so THAT sucks.

Oh yeah, i have a bad habit of being too sarcastic, and have a very short temper, im 17 and still listen to Elvis, billy joel and Bob Dylan.... hehe

Ah yeah, snus 4 times a day, which is know is bad for me, but you swedish blokes in here know what im talkin about :)

[moughoun]

I enjoy fist-fighting, and smoke too much pot. I treat those close to me like **** (except my daughter) and I push away those who wish to be close. I'm an asshole ****head f*** who only gives a **** about me and my own! I cant stand commitment, and getting attached to somone is a weakness. I use people to better my position in life, taking advantage of people comes naturaly to me. I believe life is cheap, people come people go, some suffer some dont. Violence pulses through my veins, and the desire for combat is buried in my soul. The only allegience I have is to myselfe and my child, everyone else can rot in hell. I am constantly contradicting myself and playing devils-advocate, because of this people who have known me for years dont really know me at all.

Jesus!! I thought I was bad

[TacoDelRio]

My job f***ing blows, and I have no future.

I am into military-arts, but I have a heart disease. (Ticking time-bomb)

I'm too tall, too arrogent, too stupid, and too late.

DB

[moughoun]

My job f***ing blows, and I have no future.

I am into military-arts, but I have a heart disease. (Ticking time-bomb)

I'm too tall, too arrogent, too stupid, and too late.

DB

Bull****, that's quitter's talk , you make life not the other way around, we all gotta go someday, but ****ing hell the ride can be great :D :D

[TacoDelRio]

Moughoun, this whole topic is about quitter's talk (or has evolved to suit such needs).

Yeah, I won't quit when I'm getting shot at with 100lbs+ on my back and I have a quitter's case of cardiac arrest. DEATH IS FOR QUITTERS! :fork: :-*$

Now don't any of you go dying on me! Damn quitters!

Fat kids.

DB

[Rilence]

im an idiot who spends too much time on my computer and im retarded :D

[Fintin]

i lack even a shred of modivation to do anything at all other then lay in bed

im in love with girl i dont know anymore

waking up in the morning dissapoints me

i hate myself

my music has become my only friend

i dont care about anything, or anyone

the only way i can express myself is through poetry

im two faced

no one knows who i really am, or how i really feel

i have no confidence what so ever

im scared to go outside, let alone leave my room, because i might have to interact with another person face to face

i drink too much....or maybe not enough

i cry almost everyday for no reason at all

[sethen]

I am the leftist-communist-pinko-democrat-soldier-anomaly that refuses to go away. I don't listen to what is the current conventional "wisdom." I spend way too much time f#cking, and thus have too many kids. Short, big as a house and have trouble finding boxers big enough to contain my monstrously large package!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Haiw]

Short, big as a house and have trouble finding boxers big enough to contain my monstrously large package!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Read: my ass is as big as a bus tire.

[ShotOver]

Fintin man, you don't seem to be in very good condition, maybe you should do somthing about it?
:(

[moughoun]

Moughoun, this whole topic is about quitter's talk (or has evolved to suit such needs).

Yeah, I won't quit when I'm getting shot at with 100lbs+ on my back and I have a quitter's case of cardiac arrest. DEATH IS FOR QUITTERS! :fork: :-*$

Now don't any of you go dying on me! Damn quitters!

Fat kids.

DB


That's not what I ment man, I was not bad mouthing you but you just seem to be writing your self off and no one should do that, untill they put you in the ground, you got to keep moving up and on,

[Fintin]

Fintin man, you don't seem to be in very good condition, maybe you should do somthing about it?
:(

i tried....yall talked me out of it