Pickup lines thread *official*CONFIRMED*

[UkrainianAmerican]

Original pick-up lines that you have used successfuly.

[farmgirl]

Hi..... :D

[Jack Mehoff]

Hi, wanna ****?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Hi, wanna f***?
Did you seriously use it? Successfully?

[Jack Mehoff]

Hi, wanna f***?
Did you seriously use it? Successfully?

I use it all the time to my woman.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Hi, wanna f***?
Did you seriously use it? Successfully?

I use it all the time to my woman.
OK......Wifes dont count!

[Hot Lips]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.

[farmgirl]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.


Agreed... the one, two punch... :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.


Agreed... the one, two punch... :D
Life is os easy for you ladies :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.

Like this? http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/diablos/32.gif

[farmgirl]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.


Agreed... the one, two punch... :D
Life is os easy for you ladies :oops:


Sometimes it is, RA.... ;) However... we do have to put up with silly boys and endure childbirth, so we should be rewarded on occasion. :D

[MVSpartan117]

Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away!

:D

[UkrainianAmerican]

Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away!

:D
OK. For the 27.45th TIME! Something that actually got you some REAL ass! :cantbeli:

[Ria]

Does your butt hurt?

Cause I swear you just fell from heaven.


:P
That was from a commercial I saw a while back.

I wonder if any pick-up lines really work? You see them used in movies and stuff but I've never seen a case where someone used one to actually try and pick up a girl.

[Jack Mehoff]

Does your butt hurt?

Cause I swear you just fell from heaven.


:P
That was from a commercial I saw a while back.

I wonder if any pick-up lines really work? You see them used in movies and stuff but I've never seen a case where someone used one to actually try and pick up a girl.

Ria > * all

[UkrainianAmerican]

I know that its hard to say for someone with 24 posts-per-day, bu you people should get out more often.

[MVSpartan117]

Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away!

:D

Mine works

[Ria]

Ria > * all

:D :hug: :hug: lol, why thank you Jack. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

See, my pick-up line works.

[Ria]

Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away!

:D

Mine works

rofl rofl yeah..I can um...see why... :P ;)

[Ria]

See, my pick-up line works.

rofl

Mean. :P ;)

[Fintin]

write a quick poem on a napkin...hand it to her blushing....and just say hi.....

[UkrainianAmerican]

write a quick poem on a napkin...hand it to her blushing....and just say hi.....
And thats why you are still a virgin....

[Fintin]

write a quick poem on a napkin...hand it to her blushing....and just say hi.....
And thats why you are still a virgin....

no im still a virgin because i choose to be...not because i cant get a girl...think next time you open your mouth

[UkrainianAmerican]

write a quick poem on a napkin...hand it to her blushing....and just say hi.....
And thats why you are still a virgin....

no im still a virgin because i choose to be...not because i cant get a girl...think next time you open your mouth
And why would you make such an.....interesting choice?

[Hot Lips]

Cleavage and smiles work without a word.

Like this? http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/diablos/32.gif

Like this http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/09-blk.jpg

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

wanna pound?

It works...when you already got them in bed ;)

[Hot Lips]

wanna pound?

It works...when you already got them in bed ;)

Or your in England.

[Fintin]

And why would you make such an.....interesting choice?

because the rest of society says i should...i dont like being in the "in" crowd (more the one meaning on that one)...nor do i find anything cool about being a man whore...and really what does it matter to you...are you trying to say you want to take my virginity?

[memphiz]

I usually take something of theres they need (ie:shoe) then there all over me :D , then im like "Sup"

[UkrainianAmerican]

And why would you make such an.....interesting choice?

because the rest of society says i should

Definitely not the Western/American soicety

...i dont like being in the "in" crowd (more the one meaning on that one)...

rofl


nor do i find anything cool about being a man whore...and really what does it matter to you...are you trying to say you want to take my virginity?
I just dont see how you could claim a particular technique is successful unless you were "successful", that's all.

[Fintin]

I just dont see how you could claim a particular technique is successful unless you were "successful", that's all.

define success...if it means getting to know the girl...form a meaningful relationship with her...and see what happens from there...then yes...it works every time

if you mean banging her and never calling back...well then no i has never worked...

[bishop1]

Lol a man whore, "Youre a man whore Harry", lol j/k. If you honestly find a "serious want to know you" relationship type girl/woman as a teenager, thats damn rare. When youre a teenage youre not supposed to care, because when you do and it doesnt work out it hurts. Beleive me. Save the romantic serious crap for later, youll have plenty of time to find the *cough, right woman, cough*. Enjoy being a teenager or just young for that matter and dont take it so seriously. Hit em and forget em.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

wanna pound?

It works...when you already got them in bed ;)

Or your in England.

Well in England when they ask to borrow a smoke they ask to "bum a fag"...so asking if they "wanna pound" wouldnt be so bad.

Works here :P

[Hot Lips]

Well in England when they ask to borrow a smoke they ask to "bum a fag"...


Oh my.

[Fintin]

Lol a man whore, "Youre a man whore Harry", lol j/k. If you honestly find a "serious want to know you" relationship type girl/woman as a teenager, thats damn rare. When youre a teenage youre not supposed to care, because when you do and it doesnt work out it hurts. Beleive me. Save the romantic serious crap for later, youll have plenty of time to find the *cough, right woman, cough*. Enjoy being a teenager or just young for that matter and dont take it so seriously. Hit em and forget em.

yeah...even if it doesnt turn into a meaningfull dateing relationship...it helps make sweet friends...and im threw being a teenager...those years seemed cool while i was living them...but now i just look at how foolish i was...i know i got a ways to go...but its a start

[stuntman]

I once asked a Muslim chick out and it really didn't work but I thought it was a cool attempt.
I went up to her and ask if her parents were terrorist, and she replyed no why (with a look of confusion)!
And I said cuz you the BOMB

Get it???
Well she smiled and said "No thx!"

[caspermeister]

Can I please have your picture.... Why?.... I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track!

Do you work for Federal Express? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Were you that girl in Pearl Harbor movie, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

[Midtown]

I stole this from Dane Cook

"hey are you going to walk to your car alone later?"

I hate to say it but thats gotten me hooked up twice.

[flickme]

Are your parents really retarded or something, causer your somthin special! :roll:

[elguapo]

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? "

"Let's go to my place and do the things I told everybody we did."

"**** me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna kiss me."

"Nice shoes, wanna ****? "

"Bond, James Bond"

"Hi there, can I buy you a car?"

"Do you sleep on your tummy?
-No!
Can I?"

"Pull my finger"

That's guaranteed failure. :D

[Haiw]

"I'm gonna rape you and stab you with an ice pick"


That's bound to get you picked up...














...by the cops. :D

[Ria]

"I'm gonna rape you and stab you with an ice pick"


That's bound to get you picked up...














...by the cops. :D

rofl rofl rofl

Charming :P ;)

[molly747]

Buy the man a drink and talk about football (or depending on the geography, hockey). Works every time. ;)

Oh, and I cannot tell you how many times I've fallen for that ice pick line! rofl

[Andyman]

I once told a hot girl who was in my biology class that i really liked the way her lats looked (yah know the lower muscles on your back) and that i wanted to one day kiss them. Yeah kinda weird but i just really liked the way she looked from behind and yeah it worked we dated for 2 years.

[Durandal]

"Kiss me if I am wrong, but I see myself in your pants tonight."

That and what FG said...

"Hi!" (which is the ultimate pick-up line ever)

[molly747]

That's a great looking shirt. It'd look even better on my floor.

[molly747]

Oh, and I almost forgot... I actually got this one.


"I wanna get you drunk and take yer panties off."

[Jack Mehoff]

Oh, and I almost forgot... I actually got this one.


"I wanna get you drunk and take yer panties off."

You fell for that?

[molly747]

No! I said someone had said that to me, but I laughed him off.

My ex-boyfriend used to jokingly say that to me every now and then.

[Fintin]

i just sit in the corner looking sad and alone....girls dig the truth

[Operation Ivy]

Are you a parking ticket?




Because you got fine written all over you :D

[Hot Lips]

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

Please?

[NcDeuce]

http://www.datingfun.com/minglemania/pickuplines/girls.asp

^

Some really dumb ones there. I've never used one, I just strike up a normal conversation.


Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

I actually know someone who used this one rofl

[gaz]

"Can I wear your arse for a hat?"

[Seraphim]

" Hi your name must be Oil Olay, cause you just took the wrinkles out of my **** "

[Jack Mehoff]

" Hi your name must be Oil Olay, cause you just took the wrinkles out of my **** "

charming

[flickme]

If you were a booger id pick you. :cantbeli:

[Seraphim]

If you were a booger id pick you. :cantbeli:

Perfect for your name. :lol:

[farmgirl]

"Kiss me if I am wrong, but I see myself in your pants tonight."

That and what FG said...

"Hi!" (which is the ultimate pick-up line ever)


It works... combined with the right smile.... eye contact... and a tilt of the head.... ;) (and cleavage doesn't hurt) p-)

[Flagg]

THE best "line" I ever used was:

"Hi.....my name's *****."

It's a proven system that I have a trademark and a patent pending on......if you use it and you get laid...you owe me a dollar.

[Jack Mehoff]

This is the best pick-up line to pick up chicks.

No money no honey.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4132/dollar1.jpg

[Seraphim]

This is the best pick-up line to pick up chicks.

No money no honey.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4132/dollar1.jpg

Isnt it illegal to scan money?

I do agree with you though.

[chauncy republicans]

Oh, and I almost forgot... I actually got this one.


"I wanna get you drunk and take yer panties off."
:oops: Hehehe...where was this at, and what did he look like? :oops:

[Upfrontreporting]

Hi, you look like you are searching for something.....

I used this line on my girlfriend two years ago, the same woman that I am living with now.


regards

[Fargin]

What do I get for 10 dollars?

[TacoDelRio]

Offer her a "Jiffy Lube".

"Hi" seems to work. (and that's why I'm still a virgin HAHHA!!!) :bash: rofl :slap:

DB

[Jack Mehoff]

This is my proposal. Honest

Me: "I need to get back to my kids"
She(in shock obviously): "You have children?"
Me(evil grin): "Not yet, but you can help."

[Jose Le Baron]

write a quick poem on a napkin...hand it to her blushing....and just say hi.....

Did that 20 years ago, but I did not blush. Did it work? Well, I'm married to the broad :lol:

[Midav]

Supposedly this happened to a friend sometime back.

Friend: "Hello! How are you?"
Girl: "How should I be?" Turns away, then ignores friend.
Friend: "Hey, don't picky. I wasn't." Walks away.
Girl: Just stared in disbelief.

Can't say if true or not, funny in any case lol

[molly747]

Oh, and I almost forgot... I actually got this one.


"I wanna get you drunk and take yer panties off."
:oops: Hehehe...where was this at, and what did he look like? :oops:

It was at a bar in college (typical). He was drunk as a skunk. I actually become pretty good friends with the guy some time later. :lol: