Whats the dumbest things you've done drunk

[Midtown]

Thursday
-won a beer pong tourney
-Stole a
- Mcdonalds banner
- Bird feeder
- Golf hold Flag
- Golf course ball washer

Friday
- Dont remember
- Stole a sandbag and held up traffic with it for a good half hour.

Sat
-Got drunk as ****
-Got my buddy laid
-Got into a fight at wendys with some redneck
-Kicked the **** out of said reneck
-Threatend jihaad on a tree that looked menacing
-Threw a lacrosse ball at a angry mexican.
-knocked said mexican out with lacrosse ball
-Ran
-REPEAT
-Argued with my girlfriends best friend on how she has the nicest breasts ever. (im gonna regret that)
-Didnt Die.

[SeanAshi]

Shaved off a friends eye brow while he was passed out, then we put makeup all over his face, and of course he was pissed. rofl

[Mark Sman]

Swore we wouldn't have a bachelor party for this guy, because his betrothred was such a contolling . . . . . . .

Kidnaped him the night before wedding.

Got him falling down drunk, then he fell down.

Dropped him off at his place in the morning safe and sound,
but with EVERY hair on his body died green.

Beutiful black and white photos from the wedding.

[perdurabo]

started to kiss a fridge and propose marige to washing machine, stand beatwin two mirrors and pretend matrix for 2fackin hours, hide behind radiator so aliens couldnt cach me.... :lol:

[tony6]

We had that 2-days party when my room mate returned from USA. On the second day everybody were smashed (totally) and armchair in our room went on fire. The smoke indicator started alarm. Fire brigade entered the room finding several dead-drunk guys and burning armchair. We were expelled from our dorn (disciplinary) by our dean:)

[tony6]

We had that 2-days party when my room mate returned from USA. On the second day everybody were smashed (totally) and armchair in our room went on fire. The smoke indicator started alarm. Fire brigade entered the room finding several dead-drunk guys and burning armchair. We were expelled from our dorn (disciplinary) by our dean:)

[tony6]

sorry for double post.

[Secret Squirrel]

sorry for double post.

why did you add a third post instead of just editing the second post? rofl

Dumbest thing i've done while drunk...probably a fat chick. Thank god for blackouts.

[ShotOver]

Umm..
Called a female police officer "Sweetheart"
Called a male police officer "Sweetheart"

Acting rowdy with mates, and then seeing it on the news the next night
Mooning police helicopter
Telling a police officer to "Settle down, don't make me bust a cap up in here"
Offering police dog a drink (Ended up bitten, heh)
Asked the police officer to turn up the radio in the squad car, and if he had a beer on him.

:oops:

[mack pl]

sorry for double post.

why did you add a third post instead of just editing the second post? rofl

maybe his party was yesterday,and he is very tired ;) :lol:

[Marmot1]

Enaught to spent 15 years behind bars...

[Herrmannek]

Never was drunk but that doesn't prevent me from doing stupid things...

[mocking_loudly_died]

Made out with my friends mom.

Amen.

[Roger Rabbit]

^As long as she was fit it doesn't matter.

[Gringo]

Put a pair of pants (that be underwear) on my head, stuck two pencils up my nose, and said 'wibble'.
Wait minute, I was sober!

[Roger Rabbit]

Three cheers for British comedy.

[Hot Lips]

Reconciled with an ex.

[Tengu]

Reconciled with an ex.dito

[Gringo]

Three cheers for British comedy.

"Flash by name, Flash by nature. HURRAH!"

"Flash Where have you been?"
"Where haven't I been? WOOF!"

[Nawlins]

Haha... you think you're gonna get me to admit to it?

[Salty Dog]

Haha... you think you're gonna get me to admit to it?

yes....i really did.... :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

-I had *** with this ugly fat girl when I was drunk. :(

[Operation Ivy]

not really a dumb thing,

got in a fight while using pool sticks, that hurt :|

[Durandal]

Climbed this...

http://www.roadfan.com/471bri1.JPG

[UkrainianAmerican]

I posted here.

[memphiz]

set off a couple dozen firecrackers in the middle of a city on halloween, wi'll the cops were everywhere, ,then threw a beerbottle at a guy, and then set my hand on fire.

[Haiw]

Standing too close to a glass bottle that exploded. Glass scratched my neck but it missed arteries and airways by about an inch. Still bled like hell though. Coulda been killed. :D

[molly747]

I can't actually post the dumbest thing I've ever done while drunk. The second dumbest thing I've done while intoxicated was hook up with my ex-boyfriend's roommate (Margarita Night at mexican restaurant), which proceeded us down the path of dating for 8 more months. Worst relationship and biggest mistake I've ever had and made in my entire life.

[Hot Lips]

Once I was visiting my pal in Athens (U GA) and on a dare to out drink the local lush - drank a liter of "Hunch Punch" which was a mix of Hawian Punch and Golden Grain (I'm still not sure if that is a brand or type of alcohol).

I was sooooooo wasted the next day it wasn't even funny. I was sick and had to walk down a long hall in her dorm to the bathroom. My head was spinning and I was clinging to the wall for fear of falling over. I felt like Batman and Robin crawling up walls on the old TV series. Strangers kept walking by and looking at me funny.

Never again.

[molly747]

Trust me, I went to UGA. There was nothing out of the ordinary about your appearance. :lol:

[Midtown]

Lit my cousins back hair on fire using AXE to get it to burn.
One party we were going to, I was just trashed before hand, I pulled my buddy aside and said.

"One of three things is going to happen tonight"
-Im getting in a fight
-Im ****ing a really hot girl
-Im stealing a Keg.

Ended up doing all 3. Gordie Howe Hat Trick baby.

[WolverineBlue]

Peed in my dresser drawer

Got into brawl with bouncers outside of bar in Georgetown after my buddy smacked a bouncer across the face when caught smuggling a beer outside

Shagged two of my co-workers at the same time at an Xmas party (actually that was cool, but of course awkward on Monday)
woot

Passed out on my ex-girlfriend's parent's house's front yard :oops:

Lost bet and had to drive from Grateful Dead concert back to our fraternity house while drunk, stoned and tripping...most horrific five minutes of my life

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Restrained police officer with a choke hold when he started to slap a mate about a fellow officer of his then put me in a similar choke hold until I released mine, I did let go after thinking it through for a wee while. A night spent in the cells and I got charged with just about everything they could think of, in the end when the case came to court and I got away with a small fine due to the circumstances surrounding the police officer slapping my mate.

[Jose Le Baron]

Only got drunk once. Felt like running, so I ran 2 miles. All that booze getting really well circulated thru my veins. I really was seeing double when I stopped, and the hangover was of epic proportions!

[NcDeuce]

Once I was visiting my pal in Athens (U GA) and on a dare to out drink the local lush - drank a liter of "Hunch Punch" which was a mix of Hawian Punch and Golden Grain (I'm still not sure if that is a brand or type of alcohol).

I was sooooooo wasted the next day it wasn't even funny. I was sick and had to walk down a long hall in her dorm to the bathroom. My head was spinning and I was clinging to the wall for fear of falling over. I felt like Batman and Robin crawling up walls on the old TV series. Strangers kept walking by and looking at me funny.

Never again.

rofl

My visit to Georgia Tech...

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3070/P1011161.JPG

[Fintin]

i alway seem to drink alone in a dark room...thats probly dumb in and of itself

[chauncy republicans]

i alway seem to drink alone in a dark room...thats probly dumb in and of itself
That usually leads to masturbation. :oops:

[caspermeister]

Tried to help my brother (who was also drunk) out off the construction ditch, ended up fell into it, and it took us couple hours to figured out how to climb out from the ditch. After we were out from the ditch, we lost our sense of direction to our hotel and ended up asking prostitutes the direction and how to get back to the hotel and we gave them a $100 tip :cantbeli:

[Midtown]

I just rememberd I got thrown out of a Wild game earlier this season vs vancouver for telling cooke I was going to beat his ****ing ass ( I had seats on the glass) he looked at me and said "Find me after the game"

I couldnt even find my car after the game.