What is the absolute worst movie you have seen?

[moughoun]

What is the absolute worst movie you have ever been subjected to?

Mine would be glitter :fork: :fork: which the girilfriend dragged me to see, and let me tell you it is alot harder then you'd think to kill your self with popcorn

[Dalleer]

I'm not allowed to say the movie or the fans of it in this board will get angry.

[Herrmannek]

I'm not allowed to say the movie or the fans of it in this board will get angry.
STRIKE

[Gringo]

I'm not allowed to say the movie or the fans of it in this board will get angry.

Which is that then? Lord of The Rings?



I hate Harry Potter, and **** like that. Windtalkers, and those f***ing chick flicks that they just won't burn! :fork:

[Roger Rabbit]

Love Actually

sentimental crap that was designed to make men go "actually for a chick flick that wasnt that bad" when really IT WAS THAT BAD.

[Dalleer]

I'm not allowed to say the movie or the fans of it in this board will get angry.

Which is that then? Lord of The Rings?



I hate Harry Potter, and **** like that. Windtalkers, and those f***ing chick flicks that they just won't burn! :fork:

Alright, you all asked for it then:

Catch 22. I don't like that thing one bit, but then again you must be one of it's fans as well so we're just waiting for another flame-war to start.

Let's just agree that I'm not smart enough to understand the intellectual message of that thing and that I've seen better plots in the Turkish version of Star trek ?

Yeah, Harry Potter and "windtalkers" sucked as well...

[Uncle Sam]

Moulin Rouge!

The girlfriend pleaded with me to go see this with her. I went and was forever stupid-er !!

[Roger Rabbit]

I thought Catch 22 sucked as well. The book on the otherhand was excellent. Just goes to show, you can't make a film better than a book. The book Saving Private Ryan is based on the film and IMO its better than the film.

[Dalleer]

Whew, so not everyone in this board is a fan of that thing...

[Herrmannek]

Showgirls :)

[MEGR]

Once upon a time in Mexico was the worst movie (tied with Joe Dirt) that i've ever seen.

[MVSpartan117]

I find Joe Dirt quite amusing :lol:

[Seraphim]

House Of The Dead....most absolute crap ever made period!
Knockoff is runner up.

[Ria]

feardotcom :slap: and Dreamcatcher (I read the book...so it made the movie 10 times worse).

[Pandy]

well... the 6th grade ***-ed video... all black and white bull**** that never happened to me... yet.

[Haiw]

feardotcom :slap: and Dreamcatcher (I read the book...so it made the movie 10 times worse).
Come on, Dreamcatcher wasn't that bad...

Especially if you've seen House of the Dead! :lol:

[Trigger]

The Blair Witch Project.

[Seraphim]

feardotcom :slap: and Dreamcatcher (I read the book...so it made the movie 10 times worse).
Come on, Dreamcatcher wasn't that bad...

Especially if you've seen House of the Dead! :lol:

I liked the begining of Dreamcatcher...the interaction of the characters, then it turned gay with the dumb looking aliens and the lame helo/mp5 shootout.

[ronin2172]

Battlefield Earth...hands down the worst peice of crap that was ever fostered on humanity. Crappy plot, crappy f/x, crappy characters, the crappiest alien i have ever seen....and JT wants to make a sequel... :cantbeli:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Showgirls :)

Yes, Showgirls was bad, but the sheer amount of ****age keeps it off my bad list. ;)

For me, Twister was the biggest pile of poo.

[Haiw]

feardotcom :slap: and Dreamcatcher (I read the book...so it made the movie 10 times worse).
Come on, Dreamcatcher wasn't that bad...

Especially if you've seen House of the Dead! :lol:

I liked the begining of Dreamcatcher...the interaction of the characters, then it turned gay with the dumb looking aliens and the lame helo/mp5 shootout.
Okay, I gotta give you that; the helo/mp5 shootout was really really gay. :D

[Ria]

feardotcom :slap: and Dreamcatcher (I read the book...so it made the movie 10 times worse).
Come on, Dreamcatcher wasn't that bad...

Especially if you've seen House of the Dead! :lol:

There were a couple good parts, but the ending especially was terrible :| It was so random and for me, emotionless. I didn't like who they cast for Duddits too. Not many movies made from Stephen King books are very good.

I've seen parts of House of the Dead :lol: My dad loves those types of movies.. :P

[Abolith]

Kill Bill pt. 2


worst



ever.

[Apogee]

Final Destination

[Brozozo]

Universal Soldier 2

[wiking]

Natural Born killers.

i usually say it must have been writen by a hippie on LSD, filmed by a Hippie on LSD and cut toghether by a Hippie on BAD LSD high.

[American Patriot]

Any movie where I could see the mic boom in the shot.

[wiking]

Buffy the vampire slayer.
The movie was horribly bad.

[Seraphim]

Any movie where I could see the mic boom in the shot.

What??!! You a Anti Patriot?

;)

[Gringo]

Kill Bill pt. 2


worst



ever.

What!?

[Seraphim]

"Worst Movie Ever" : The Comic Guy

[Gringo]

Also Titanic was ****. Most disaster movies are pretty ****.

[AFACadet]

League of Extrordinary Gentalmen

[Seraphim]

League of Extrordinary Gentalmen

LXG was mediocre...I dont think its classified as a "worst movie ever"

[Fintin]

Roadhouse....

[zenmaster]

Blair Witch Project
Charlie's Angels 2
Windtalkers
Thin Red Line
Natural born Killers

[Tengu]

titanic

[memphiz]

AI, Minority report,and harry potter

[Seraphim]

Blair Witch Project
Charlie's Angels 2
Windtalkers
Thin Red Line
Natural born Killers

Thin Red Line was good...Im sorry if you couldnt understand it.

[Abolith]

Kill Bill pt. 2


worst



ever.

What!?




yes the worst ever. in the first one it was a blood-fest, and we were happy. the second one had 2 ppl die....TWO! and not a single one from the fabbled Hatori Hanso sword. and wtf was up with that gay 5-finger-palm-touch-*****-twister-heart-exploding bull****??

[Seraphim]

AI, Minority report,and harry potter

AI and Minority Report are good!. I dont know about harry potter cause Im not gay. p-)

[Midtown]

Plan 9 from outter space. a big bag of suck.

[Ratamacue]

Windtalkers and The Blair Witch Project.

[Sierra]

from what I can think of right now, Slackers is the worse movie ever!!!

[Romulus]

Wind Talkers! That was the first war movie I turned off 15mins into it. God the acting was pathetic!!!!

[Midtown]

Anabolic - Part 5

[Romulus]

Anabolic - Part 5

rofl

That was nasty.

[Secret Squirrel]

starship troopers...it was so bad it was almost good.

[Scrim]

Yes alot of these are bad movies. but Ive got to go with Battlefield Earth. It wasnt even bad in a good way. My favorite was how the cave-men learned how to fly Harriers in a day. And how did the Klingons beat us in the first place?
Also Abolith is right, Kill Bill 2 comes in second as the most boring movie ever created. What a piece of dog poo poo.

[molly747]

Battlefield Earth. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

We rented it as a joke, just to see how bad it was. It lasted an hour and then went right back to the video store.

Enjoy...

http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

[molly747]

Roadhouse....

Road House is a classic! I've never heard a movie that was more quoted (in certain circle). It's such campy redneck schlock, you have to appreciate it. I actually read a college thesis that someone did on Road House. Funniest sh*t ever.

[Scrim]

"Pain don't hurt"

[Jack Mehoff]

run molly run!!

http://www.ajc.com/

[molly747]

Jimmy: Prepare to die.
Dalton: You are such an asshole.

and my favorite...

"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."

[molly747]

run molly run!!

http://www.ajc.com/

No kidding. They evacuated half the state today. Nice to know I'll be breathing that in. Conyers is about an hour and a half away from me.
:roll:

[Jack Mehoff]

I hope nobody around that area turn into mutants....like Resident Evil.

[Scrim]

Hopefully it cured that problem with the "misguided children of Rockdale County"
I love the smell of chlorine in the morning.

[Sierra]

The Master of Disguise

Kazzam

[molly747]

Hopefully it cured that problem with the "misguided children of Rockdale County"
I love the smell of chlorine in the morning.

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9910/21/suburban.syphilis.01/

Yeah, Conyers has enough to deal with. Geez, what's in the water over there?

[gaz]

"Speed 2 - Cruise control" left me wanting to commit suicide by cockpunching myself to death.

[Fintin]

under siege two...it was on tonight...sick sad....blues brothers 2000....just nowhere near the quality of the first one

[Gringo]

Kill Bill pt. 2


worst



ever.

What!?




yes the worst ever. in the first one it was a blood-fest, and we were happy. the second one had 2 ppl die....TWO! and not a single one from the fabbled Hatori Hanso sword. and wtf was up with that gay 5-finger-palm-touch-*****-twister-heart-exploding bull****??

Your a freak. Part 1 was slammed for being too violent and gorey. The second has way better dialogue like that of a Tarentino movie, and is better in the way Pulp Fiction is amazing.
You're just a gorey monger.

[ShotOver]

Killer Condoms - Yes, the opening where you put your willy had teeth.

And...

Thin Red Line, Wind Talkers, Kill Bill Vol 2 and Battlefield Earth.

[Fintin]

why was kill bill 2 so bad?..because there wasnt tons of killing?...

[Gringo]

why was kill bill 2 so bad?..because there wasnt tons of killing?...

that seems to be the only reason given so far. And clearly not a good reason.
Same with the Thin Red Line, much better then saving ryan's privates.

[sethen]

Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick...great director, horrible flick! :cantbeli:

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

why was kill bill 2 so bad?..because there wasnt tons of killing?...

that seems to be the only reason given so far. And clearly not a good reason.
Same with the Thin Red Line, much better then saving ryan's privates.
I picked up The Thin Red Line by chance and thought well why not and yep it was better than Saving Ryans Privates. :D

[Gringo]

why was kill bill 2 so bad?..because there wasnt tons of killing?...

that seems to be the only reason given so far. And clearly not a good reason.
Same with the Thin Red Line, much better then saving ryan's privates.
I picked up The Thin Red Line by chance and thought well why not and yep it was better than Saving Ryans Privates. :D

Hurray some on this forum who does have brain! ;)

woot

[Tane Angle]

Argyll's attempt to break into the **** business. One word: traumatizing. :| The kilt was, uh, kinky. p-)

[Haiw]

Yeah...and what was up with those damn sheep anyway? I mean, does he really think that anyone will buy it outside the Middle East or Scotland?!

[Tane Angle]

rofl

[DrunkenMaster]

ohh whats the name..... :roll: bring it on rofl not chicks jumping around in cheering suits doesnt give me a chubby and that some of the actresses were hot but....that is one of the worst for sure

after that bubble boy..... rofl not the worst movie but I thinks its funny that bubble boy got to hook up with one of the hottest women on the planet (Jennifer Aniston).. had to bring that up

[Abolith]

Your a freak. Part 1 was slammed for being too violent and gorey. The second has way better dialogue like that of a Tarentino movie, and is better in the way Pulp Fiction is amazing.

Thats what part one was and that was what I wanted and expected out of part 2. it wouldn't have been so bad if they had mixed part 1 and part2 together so we had both killing/gallons of blood and some good dialog. as it is I felt like I was trapped in a box for 2 hours with part 2.



You're just a gorey monger.

ya so. whadda ya tryin to say.

[NcDeuce]

Tron :cantbeli: rofl

Fast & Furious series

Jeepers Creepers 2

[basket of soft kittens]

of course bowling for columbine... worst anything ever!

[Fintin]

why was kill bill 2 so bad?..because there wasnt tons of killing?...

that seems to be the only reason given so far. And clearly not a good reason.
Same with the Thin Red Line, much better then saving ryan's privates.

interestesting...i did enjoy thin red line...kB2 was more the meat of the story...it gave the people in the story depth...


ps some of yall need to learn a thing or to...your constent need for violence is worrying me

[Gringo]

You're just a gorey monger.

ya so. whadda ya tryin to say.

Oh so you are a freak. Well that clears everything up now.

[Nawlins]

Most recently my hatred is directed at Troy. What a piece of crap.

[ibstolidude]

Most recently my hatred is directed at Troy. What a piece of crap.
blows that for the weekend then.

[Nawlins]

Most recently my hatred is directed at Troy. What a piece of crap.
blows that for the weekend then.

Don't waste your time. If you have to see it just cause everyone else is, wait till it's on DVD.

[MolliG]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation

Can't believe I watched it all the way through.

[Haiw]

Most recently my hatred is directed at Troy. What a piece of crap.
blows that for the weekend then.

Don't waste your time. If you have to see it just cause everyone else is, wait till it's on DVD.
Or even better: download it!

[Trident-za]

Thin Red Line as the worst ever? Are you kidding? OK, it was a bit weird, and a bit slow.... but damn, it was good. Had a point or two to make....

Worst movie for me is most hollywood "war" movies.... a few exceptions, but mostly, they are crap!

[Seiyuuki]

Troy was crap.

[zenmaster]

If you've ever read the history behind the Thin Red Line, the movie is way off, not to mention all emotional and slow. Jeepers Creepers was totally awful; even worse than most 'scary' movies.

[Hullebullen]

I agree with those who say that "the thin red line" wasn't all that great, but worst movie ever? More like a movie I had high hopes for but it didn't quite live up to them...

My top choices:
"Waterboy"
the "Highlander" sequels
"Blair witch project"
"Queen of the damned"
some movie that I think is called "The Duel". About some guy getting chased by a truck driver.

[gaz]

some movie that I think is called "The Duel". About some guy getting chased by a truck driver.

This is a joke, right?

Presumably you're talking about "Duel", a made for TV movie from 1971?

Also one of the first movies by a Mr Steven Spielberg...

[California Joe]

Written by Stephen King. Starring Dennis Weaver. Cool movie in a bad 70's kinda way.

[Hullebullen]

Yes, that has to be the one. I knew there was something special about (not special as in good but that it was it was one of Spielberg's first movies). Whaddya mean joking? It's an awful movie!

[Operation Ivy]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation

Can't believe I watched it all the way through.


Dude i want to see that movie sooo bad, i loved the first one for the action :D

[Ria]

The dumbest movie I've ever seen is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I can't say it's the worst though, it had me laughing like crazy :| :P

[gaz]

Whaddya mean joking? It's an awful movie!

It's like Joe said, there's something that just so blatantly 70s about it that makes it great. Plus, the fact that you never see the driver of the truck scared me to death when I was about eight years old, but also made me laugh when he stops to help the bus full of kids..

[Luxembourger]

the beach
titanic
romeo and juliette

SWAT
enemy at the gates

favorutes : heat , BHD Lord of the rings 3, We were soldiers,
Apocalypse now .

[TarwarWarrior]

My vote has to be for 'The Crying Game'. Chicks with ****s are never cool.

Second is the absolute benchmark for '0' on the 1-10 scale for action movies.

Rangers. It rips off the actual video footage from like, 5 different movies!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1105102/reviews.php?critic=all&sortby=default&page=1&rid=215752

-TW, out!-

[Nawlins]

My vote has to be for 'The Crying Game'. Chicks with ****s are never cool.

Second is the absolute benchmark for '0' on the 1-10 scale for action movies.

Rangers. It rips off the actual video footage from like, 5 different movies!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1105102/reviews.php?critic=all&sortby=default&page=1&rid=215752

-TW, out!-

rofl Yeah, Rangers is really an awful movie. We rented it once, and after 10 minutes I turned it off cause it was so bad.

[memphiz]

AI, Minority report,and harry potter

AI and Minority Report are good!. I dont know about harry potter cause Im not gay. p-)
WTF they were the worst steven speilberg movies Ive ever seen, the were horrible, and that stupid kid pisses me off

[Ratamacue]

AI, Minority report,and harry potter

AI and Minority Report are good!. I dont know about harry potter cause Im not gay. p-)
WTF they were the worst steven speilberg movies Ive ever seen, the were horrible, and that stupid kid pisses me off

Haven't seen AI, but Minority Report was a damn good movie. There were a few inconsistencies but I really enjoyed it alot.

[memphiz]

AI, Minority report,and harry potter

AI and Minority Report are good!. I dont know about harry potter cause Im not gay. p-)
WTF they were the worst steven speilberg movies Ive ever seen, the were horrible, and that stupid kid pisses me off

Haven't seen AI, but Minority Report was a damn good movie. There were a few inconsistencies but I really enjoyed it alot.
Your crazy

[Operation Ivy]

The dumbest movie I've ever seen is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I can't say it's the worst though, it had me laughing like crazy :| :P

That movie was soooo funny rofl

[Abolith]

The dumbest movie I've ever seen is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I can't say it's the worst though, it had me laughing like crazy :| :P

I HATED that movie..I left about 40 mins into it and got my money back..

[molly747]

Leonard Part 6. I was 6 when I saw it, but still knew that it sucked hardcore.

[Romulus]

Yeah Kung Pow was a waste of time too.

[Operation Ivy]

but god damn it was funny rofl

[scm77]

Yeah, it was pretty funny. :lol:

[Ria]

but god damn it was funny rofl

:lol: That's the thing...it was so stupid, so dumb, a waste of time, SO random....but soo funny :oops: :D