Hello

[Hot Lips]

My name is Hot Lips. No really. The youngsters may call me Ms. Lips.

I'm 5'10", blonde, blue eyes, have dangerous curves, no tattoos, no bikini pics, work full time, and attend college part time.

What else do would you like to know?

[Maine Finn]

My name is Hot Lips. No really. The youngsters may call me Ms. Lips.

I'm 5'10", blonde, blue eyes, have dangerous curves, no tattoos, no bikini pics, work full time, and attend college part time.

What else do would you like to know?

Are you going to give in to the resident hound-dogs and post bikini pics? It would be the first for them if you did.

Just askin'.

[mocking_loudly_died]

My name is Hot Lips. No really. The youngsters may call me Ms. Lips.

I'm 5'10", blonde, blue eyes, have dangerous curves, no tattoos, no bikini pics, work full time, and attend college part time.

What else do would you like to know?

What is the meaning of life?

[American Patriot]

Post your balloon knot.

[Hot Lips]

Are you going to give in to the resident hound-dogs and post bikini pics? It would be the first for them if you did.

Just askin'.

I don't have bikini pics. Whether or not I post my special pics will be determined at a later date.



What is the meaning of life?

Main Entry: 1life
****unciation: 'lIf
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lives /'lIvz/
Etymology: Middle English lif, from Old English lIf; akin to Old English libban to live -- more at LIVE
1 a : the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body b : a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings -- compare VITALISM 1 c : an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction
2 a : the sequence of physical and mental experiences that make up the existence of an individual b : one or more aspects of the process of living <*** life of the frog>
3 : BIOGRAPHY 1
4 : spiritual existence transcending physical death
5 a : the period from birth to death b : a specific phase of earthly existence <adult life> c : the period from an event until death <a judge appointed for life> d : a sentence of imprisonment for the remainder of a convict's life
6 : a way or manner of living
7 : LIVELIHOOD
8 : a vital or living being; specifically : PERSON <many lives were lost in the disaster>
9 : an animating and shaping force or principle
10 : SPIRIT, ANIMATION <there was no life in her dancing>
11 : the form or pattern of something existing in reality <painted from life>
12 : the period of duration, usefulness, or popularity of something <the expected life of flashlight batteries>
13 : the period of existence (as of a subatomic particle) -- compare HALF-LIFE
14 : a property (as resilience or elasticity) of an inanimate substance or object resembling the animate quality of a living being
15 : living beings (as of a particular kind or environment) <forest life>
16 a : human activities b : animate activity and movement <stirrings of life> c : the activities of a given sphere, area, or time <the political life of the country>
17 : one providing interest and vigor <life of the party>
18 : an opportunity for continued viability <gave the patient a new life>
19 capitalized, Christian Science : GOD 1b
20 : something resembling animate life <a grant saved the project's life>




Glad I could help.

[Hot Lips]

Post your balloon knot.


Ask and you shall receive. My Balloon Knot (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/balloonknot.jpg)

[Jack Mehoff]

You are not a real chick until you post your picture, until then you are Bob to me ;)

[Maine Finn]

Post your balloon knot.


Ask and you shall receive. My Balloon Knot (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/balloonknot.jpg)

rofl

You rock.

[Hot Lips]

You are not a real chick until you post your picture, until then you are Bob to me ;)

I'm a Gemini. Make that Neal & Bob.


*wink wink nudge nudge*

[Hullebullen]

I think when Hot lips have established herself she reveal the big secret. That she is Mustamato... :lol:

[ibstolidude]

Hello, Bob.
and since I have never said so, welcome to the forum.

[Hot Lips]

I think when Hot lips have established herself she reveal the big secret. That she is Mustamato... :lol:

I'm not sure what a Mustamato is.

[Hullebullen]

I think when Hot lips have established herself she reveal the big secret. That she is Mustamato... :lol:

I'm not sure what a Mustamato is.

Long story...

[mocking_loudly_died]

I think she has a Crying Game secret.

[California Joe]

Like a dirty sanchez only Finnish.

[Maine Finn]

I think when Hot lips have established herself she reveal the big secret. That she is Mustamato... :lol:

I'm not sure what a Mustamato is.

Mustamato is a gentleman who was banned before you joined.

[ibstolidude]

Like a dirty sanchez only Finnish.
more like a Cleveland Steamer only Finnish.

[Maine Finn]

Like a dirty sanchez only Finnish.
more like a Cleveland Steamer only Finnish.

Hey, easy! He isn't Finnish by his own admission. He's a Swede! ;)

[ibstolidude]

Being Finnish (or swedish) did not give him his Hot Karl tendencies, being a **** did. ****'s are trans-national, supra-national and international.

[Hot Lips]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

*tapping foot*

We are talking about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


*giggles*

[Maine Finn]

Being Finnish (or swedish) did not give him his Hot Karl tendencies, being a **** did. ****s are trans-national, supra-national and international.

I'm just making sure that we Finns don't get bashed more than necessary. ;)

[ibstolidude]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

*tapping foot*

We are talking about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


*giggles*As I said welcome, Bob.

[Maine Finn]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

*tapping foot*

We are talking about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


*giggles*

No, we're talkin' about ME. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

*tapping foot*

We are talking about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


*giggles*

Hi Bob

[California Joe]

Stoli, I almost bought a sweet mini Ninja ride like yours for 500 bucks today. ;)

[ibstolidude]

Stoli, I almost bought a sweet mini Ninja ride like yours for 500 bucks today. ;)
You too could have been small pimpin'!

[California Joe]

I can always go back......

Looked like fun.

[Hot Lips]

*painting toenails*

[ibstolidude]

*painting toenails*
Hey what a coinquidink so are CaliJoe and I!

[California Joe]

Together

[Operation Ivy]

how cute :D

[Hullebullen]

*painting toenails*
Hey what a coinquidink so are CaliJoe and I!

Curios George as a transvestite?!

[Hot Lips]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

[Hullebullen]

Bob's got boo-tey...

[ibstolidude]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)that would be Bob's back.

The bum is the other way 'round.


Hey CaliJoe - you post one now. :lol:

[Nawlins]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

[Ratamacue]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

Nawlin's turn.

[Jack Mehoff]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

Nawlin's turn.

word

[Nawlins]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

Nawlin's turn.

word

Haha... you wish.

Rat, I'm too old for you anyway. Forget about it.

[Ratamacue]

Who said I'm looking for a relationship? ;) For that matter, Jack's married.

[Jack Mehoff]

Then Nawlins is Charles. :lol:

[Hot Lips]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

*smooch*

[Nawlins]

Bob's Bum (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/redpanties.jpg)

HOTT

*smooch*

Hey sugar. How you doin?

[molly747]

Ha ha. So many girls. Soon we may infiltrate and take over...

[Hot Lips]

I'm taking a break from Accounting. It's making my brain hurt.


Hi Molly!

[Ratamacue]

Yeah, you guys sure are catching up. We only outnumber you by a couple hundred-to-one by now.

[Hot Lips]

Yeah. But we have ****s. *touching them*

[ibstolidude]

Yeah. But we have ****s. *touching them*
thus you get counted twice.

[molly747]

*presses sarcasm button* "Why are you not working..."

Accounting at night? Boo. I'm off to bed, it's 11pm here. Time to snuggle up with my men and watch a bootleg DVD of "Hellboy."

[Hot Lips]

Men? As in more than one?

[Maine Finn]

Ha ha. So many girls. Soon we may infiltrate and take over...

YAY!!

woot

[gaz]

What else do would you like to know?

Why does my next door neighbours cat keep crapping on the path leading to my front door?

[Jack Mehoff]

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/5381602_F_tn.jpg

[Hot Lips]

Why does my next door neighbours cat keep crapping on the path leading to my front door?

Because the cat was raised by Memphiz and it doesn't like you?

[Hot Lips]

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/5381602_F_tn.jpg


I remember when I got.... (http://www.cafeshops.com/firstcooties.8896271?zoom=yes#zoom)

[gaz]

Because the cat was raised by Memphiz and it doesn't like you?

Can't be that. Everyone loves me, I'm lovable.

[molly747]

My 2 men... Sam and Max (sorry the pix are so big)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6759/Sammy.jpg
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3978/Max.jpg

[Ratamacue]

My cat's cooler.

http://upload.sh0t.com/stuff/shaugh.jpg

[Hot Lips]

My 2 men... Sam and Max (sorry the pix are so big)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice. Can I borrow your men?

[Nawlins]

Because the cat was raised by Memphiz and it doesn't like you?

Can't be that. Everyone loves me, I'm lovable.

If by lovable you mean angry and scary, you're a regular teddybear.

[gaz]

I'm pretty sure that first picture is of the previously mentioned pathcrapper.

[molly747]

I'm pretty sure that first picture is of the previously mentioned pathcrapper.

Ha ha! Sorry, he's an indoor cat. :lol:
He does have the most expressive face I've ever seen on a cat, though. Like a little man...

[Jack Mehoff]

My Bitch (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5&image=pup.jpg)

one more (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5&image=pup2.jpg)

[molly747]

My Bitch (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup.jpg)

one more (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup2.jpg)

What's her name?

[ibstolidude]

bob

[Hot Lips]

Sweetie (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/021_21.jpg)

[gaz]

If by lovable you mean angry and scary, you're a regular teddybear.

I'm too much of a wuss to be scary and am only angry when provoked. I also like to keep a dictionary and thesaurus at hand to help with disparaging remarks.


Ha ha! Sorry, he's an indoor cat. :lol:

Yeah, on reflection it would have to be quite a cat that can take a trans-Atlantic crap.

[Jack Mehoff]

My Bitch (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup.jpg)

one more (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup2.jpg)

What's her name?

molly :)


No, her name is Jes.

[molly747]

My Bitch (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup.jpg)

one more (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup2.jpg)

What's her name?

molly :)


No, her name is Jes.

I'm not offended. ;) Molly's not my real name, anyway.

[caspermeister]

My Bitch (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup.jpg)

one more (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img5ℑ=pup2.jpg)

What's her name?

molly :)


No, her name is Jes.

I'm not offended. ;) Molly's not my real name, anyway.

Hi Molly ;)

[memphiz]

Why does my next door neighbours cat keep crapping on the path leading to my front door?

Because the cat was raised by Memphiz and it doesn't like you?
MWahahaha my cats will soon take over the world.... :D


the link for your bum pic doesnt work, now Im sad :(

[Midtown]

Im with Jack, till I see a salute picture, its bob.

[Hot Lips]

Bob's bum went bye bye when the subject changed. Perhaps you'll see more of Bob another day. Patience is a virtue. ;)

[DrunkenMaster]

well crap on that

[memphiz]

Bob's bum went bye bye when the subject changed. Perhaps you'll see more of Bob another day. Patience is a virtue. ;)
DAMNIT...damnit all to hell


my name is Bob.....