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Jack Mehoff
05-26-2004, 01:37 AM
Heres the deal...I say something and you say if you would do it for a million bucks... then you ask the next person something that they might or might not do for a million bucks.

Would you jump into a pool of ****?

Fintin
05-26-2004, 01:38 AM
sure....

would you eat my **** after thanksgiving dinner...its a big one

EvanL
05-26-2004, 01:42 AM
sure....

would you eat my **** after thanksgiving dinner...its a big one
no
would u give head to the bishop of canterbury?

chauncy republicans
05-26-2004, 01:44 AM
sure....

would you eat my **** after thanksgiving dinner...its a big one
no
would u give head to the bishop of canterbury?
Oh yeahh...

ShotOver
05-26-2004, 04:11 AM
Swedish marines have to do a obstacle course in chest high ****, heh.

Would you have *** with another man for 1,000,000$?

Midtown
05-26-2004, 04:55 AM
****, id have *** with 2 men for a million bucks. Its not being gay, its just being a really pricey whore.

Innoxx
05-26-2004, 04:56 AM
Only if he's the catcher.

Would you suck off a horse while someone is filming?

Midtown
05-26-2004, 05:17 AM
nope, horses are where I draw the line.

Would you Uppercut your mom's head right off. (ala mortal kombat, johnny cage finishing move)

chopsticks
05-26-2004, 07:43 AM
Hell no!!!

Would you cut your balls off for one million dollars?

mocking_loudly_died
05-26-2004, 07:47 AM
No.

Would you laugh loudly all the way through the movie The Passion - in a theatre packed with a zealot inspired southern Baptist audience?

UkrainianAmerican
05-26-2004, 08:01 AM
No.

Would you laugh loudly all the way through the movie The Passion - in a theatre packed with a zealot inspired southern Baptist audience?
Hellz YEAH MADAFAKA!

Hot Lips
05-26-2004, 08:37 AM
I'd do absolutely nothing for a million dollars. (Well that's what he posted)


Would you?

Hullebullen
05-26-2004, 08:44 AM
No.

Would you murder a random person for a million bucks (and I'm not talking about Michael Moore)?

Brandon
05-26-2004, 09:05 AM
1 Million US? Thats like 4 million CDN! :lol: Id do just about anything except for animals or genital removal. One day of humiliation would well worth the not working for the rest of my life clause!

Hullebullen
05-26-2004, 09:11 AM
1 Million US? Thats like 4 million CDN! :lol: Id do just about anything except for animals or genital removal. One day of humiliation would well worth the not working for the rest of my life clause!

Damn you, you're ruining the game :bash: ;)

Fargin
05-26-2004, 09:20 AM
Would you ruin this game for $1.000.000?

Pandy
05-26-2004, 09:41 AM
Yes

Would you stay in a swimming pool of piss, butt naked on national TV in North Korea? With chucks of **** floating in it. (And stay there for, lets say... 2 hours.)

;)

memphiz
05-26-2004, 04:38 PM
UHm....NO

would you have *** with a fat chick, not like a tny fat chick a GINORMOUS one, the size of a ocean liner, with butt crusties and dried up 'spots' all over here

Haiw
05-26-2004, 04:42 PM
UHm....NO

would you have *** with a fat chick, not like a tny fat chick a GINORMOUS one, the size of a ocean liner, with butt crusties and dried up 'spots' all over here
Don't you think that would be physically impossible? p-)

Would you live in Belgium for a million dollars? ;)

Operation Ivy
05-26-2004, 04:42 PM
yea sure


would you jack off on to your dad :oops:

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
05-26-2004, 04:49 PM
hell feckin no

Would you round up every spice girl cd/teeny-pop band cd and burn it ina gigantic fire of cd's /honda's for a million dollars?

Haiw
05-26-2004, 04:52 PM
hell feckin no

Would you round up every spice girl cd/teeny-pop band cd and burn it ina gigantic fire of cd's /honda's for a million dollars?
Dude, I'd do that for free! :lol:

Would you live nextdoor to mustamato or HELEX for a million bucks? :D

memphiz
05-26-2004, 04:56 PM
yes I would



Would you live in Belgium for a million dollars?
damnit, Im from Belgium


-would you drink American beer and say you liked it?

Midtown
05-26-2004, 04:56 PM
yeah, you didnt say i couldnt kill them.

Would you spend a night in bed with micheal jackson and you were handcuffed?

Operation Ivy
05-26-2004, 05:51 PM
yeah, you didnt say i couldnt kill them.

Would you spend a night in bed with micheal jackson and you were handcuffed?

yup im not a little boy ;)

would u dress in your moms undergarments

DrunkenMaster
05-26-2004, 06:00 PM
id put them on...but takem off in disgust...blah spit phew

would you jam needles in your gums, between your fingernails, toenails.....and swallow a pitcher of water and piano string then have Jack Mehoff rip it out?

Hot Lips
05-26-2004, 06:01 PM
Yes I'd wear Mom's undergarments for a million dollars.

Would you wear cheekless black leather chaps and a mesh shirt to the office for a month?

Jack Mehoff
05-26-2004, 06:02 PM
yes,

would you want to let me kick you in the balls?

dhfactory
05-26-2004, 06:15 PM
Yeah why not, it's a million bucks.

I'm sure i'd take it like a man :-*$

Would u chop a finger off, u have to do this urself!??

Hot Lips
05-26-2004, 06:20 PM
Yeah why not, it's a million bucks.

I'm sure i'd take it like a man :-*$

Would u chop a finger off, u have to do this urself!??

Sure. I'd chop a ladyfinger in half and I'd do it all by my lonesome.


Would you eat half a lady finger?

ibstolidude
05-26-2004, 07:00 PM
there is little I would not do for 1 mil - cash upfront.

memphiz
05-26-2004, 07:08 PM
there is little I would not do for 1 mil - cash upfront.
Eat your own fecal matter (poo) then throw it up and eat you throw up, then throw it up again into a blender of your own pee, mix it, then drink it

ibstolidude
05-26-2004, 07:13 PM
there is little I would not do for 1 mil - cash upfront.
Eat your own fecal matter (poo) then throw it up and eat you throw up, then throw it up again into a blender of your own pee, mix it, then drink it
perhaps you fail to understand the power of compound interest.

all I can say is start a collection - cash up front


Hell, an army budy drank a piss chaser (his own) for about 65 bucks.

basket of soft kittens
05-26-2004, 07:13 PM
yes i would




THE END

memphiz
05-26-2004, 09:14 PM
there is little I would not do for 1 mil - cash upfront.
Eat your own fecal matter (poo) then throw it up and eat you throw up, then throw it up again into a blender of your own pee, mix it, then drink it
perhaps you fail to understand the power of compound interest.

all I can say is start a collection - cash up front


Hell, an army budy drank a piss chaser (his own) for about 65 bucks.
Whaaaaaat.....thats sooooo wrong :|

HooyahCQB
05-26-2004, 11:12 PM
Would you have *** with a pig like me at this point in time for a million bucks?

molly747
05-27-2004, 12:04 AM
I love how tubgirl has become the newest sensation on this board. rofl
And, no, I wouldn't. I would, however, take on the Michael Jackson dare. Being a grown woman, he wouldn't lay a finger on me.

Nawlins
05-27-2004, 12:44 PM
You people are sick.

ibstolidude
05-27-2004, 12:56 PM
You people are sick.
sick, yes,

however, allow me to demonstrate =

1,000,000 at a compounding annual 10% for 10 years = 2,593,742
over a 20 year period = 6,727,499

or if you prefer a more instant gratification that would equal a 100k salary per year for the rest of your life and it would never loose principal better yet defer for 5 years and create a buffer. that is 100K a year for sitting on your ass. I can buy a whole lot of therapy with an extra 100k.

I say let the BOY eat a **** sandwich for 1mil and then every time you think about it and get sick, cure yourself with a shopping spree.

California Joe
05-27-2004, 01:02 PM
You know I think I first saw fecal Japan girl about 2 years ago. Still gross. You guys better remember what Hood said. Quit it. Don't make me get all Argyll on your asses. ;)

Trigger
05-27-2004, 01:04 PM
Lighten up Francis p-)

ibstolidude
05-27-2004, 01:05 PM
You know I think I first saw fecal Japan girl about 2 years ago. Still gross. You guys better remember what Hood said. Quit it. Don't make me get all Argyll on your asses. ;)
did someone POST that damn link again?

never mind :lol:

California Joe
05-27-2004, 01:06 PM
Lighten up Francis p-)

"Any of you monkey homo's touch my stuff? I'll kill ya..."

Trigger
05-27-2004, 01:07 PM
"I think we need to give a big hand to our newest bestest buddy and big toe: California Joe" :lol:

California Joe
05-27-2004, 01:10 PM
"I rarely wear underwear...."

Our locations are funny when I post after you.... ;)

Trigger
05-27-2004, 01:12 PM
:lol:

Haiw
05-27-2004, 03:03 PM
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