New theory on radical Islamists...

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Using leading-edge technology and innovative research techniquies, I have formed a theory about radical Muslim leaders.

They are ugly. Really, really ugly. Like bag of smashed a55holes ugly. There's no use denying it or sugar coating it.

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/091800abdelahmanomar.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/126647/5_2_al_masri_abu_hamza.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/126540/27_24_al_sadr_muqtada_050704.jpg

And as such, they can't get the girls. In the West, we have a solution for this, and it's called Rock & Roll. Pick up a guitar, form a band, and it doesn't matter if you look like, oh take your pick of the famously ugly rockers that are out there.

But they don't have that in the Muslim world. So instead, these guys look for attention and admiration in a different way, on a different stage. They figure if their 20 to 30 wives on Earth won't do, then the inevitable multitude of virgins in the afterlife must be pretty sweet.

I've submitted my report to the UN & I'm awaiting funding for further research & a bunch of guitars to air-drop.

[EvanL]

Using leading-edge technology and innovative research techniquies, I have formed a theory about radical Muslim leaders.

They are ugly. Really, really ugly. Like bag of smashed a55holes ugly. There's no use denying it or sugar coating it.

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/091800abdelahmanomar.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/126647/5_2_al_masri_abu_hamza.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/126540/27_24_al_sadr_muqtada_050704.jpg

And as such, they can't get the girls. In the West, we have a solution for this, and it's called Rock & Roll. Pick up a guitar, form a band, and it doesn't matter if you look like, oh take your pick of the famously ugly rockers that are out there.

But they don't have that in the Muslim world. So instead, these guys look for attention and admiration in a different way, on a different stage. They figure if their 20 to 30 wives on Earth won't do, then the inevitable multitude of virgins in the afterlife must be pretty sweet.

I've submitted my report to the UN & I'm awaiting funding for further research & a bunch of guitars to air-drop.
Well i duhno man. I think the second ones kind of cute. His eyes are very dreamy :oops:

[scm77]

I'd tend to agree.

http://www.webdesk.com/yasser-arafat/yasser-arafat-photos-02.jpg

Don't forget this ****.
http://www.warroom.com/nyterrorism/images/4_22_175_bin_laden_usama_april_1998.jpg

[California Joe]

A brilliant theory once again 2Sheds. It's all about getting chicks. They are some butt ugly motherf*ckers aren't they. They don't even have cool facial hair. How hard is that.

I'm sure all their wives are really satisfied in the sack too. Cause they look like they picked up mad skilz in that department. Although Ron Jeremy looks like he might fit right in with that crowd......

[Trigger]

Does this mean that ZZ Top are actually AQ sleepers? 'Cuz you know, that would suck.

[EvanL]

Does this mean that ZZ Top are actually AQ sleepers? 'Cuz you know, that would suck.
Dude i always thought they were rabbis.
Zimmerman and Zakowfski.
:roll:

[Roger Rabbit]

They look like a mutated CIA project gone horribly wrong. Conspiracy theories anyone?

[California Joe]

They look like they smell nice too. Don't they.

[StarvingStudent47]

A brilliant theory once again 2Sheds. It's all about getting chicks. They are some butt ugly motherf*ckers aren't they. They don't even have cool facial hair. How hard is that.

I'm sure all their wives are really satisfied in the sack too. Cause they look like they picked up mad skilz in that department. Although Ron Jeremy looks like he might fit right in with that crowd......

If I had to be a Mullah, I'd braid my beard like a viking. And I'd put horns on my turban, just for symmetry and all. I'd carry a battleaxe in one hand and an electric guitar in the other, and I'd get thousands of honeys all over the Muslim world. I'd be the coolest Mullah ever.

[California Joe]

That'd be sweet. You'd look like Mullah Hatchet album cover.

[StarvingStudent47]

Hey 2Sheds_Jackson, if I attribute this post to you and I provide a link back to this thread, could I post this on some other forums I visit? I think you're seriously on to something here, but I don't want to plagarize.

[NcDeuce]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38923000/jpg/_38923453_sheikh_ap_203body.jpg

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/pics/02nupdate1.jpg

SNL version by Horatio Sanz

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=55904&highlight=snl#55904

Ah, good stuff. :D

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Hey 2Sheds_Jackson, if I attribute this post to you and I provide a link back to this thread, could I post this on some other forums I visit? I think you're seriously on to something here, but I don't want to plagarize.

Yeah sure - this kind of groundbreaking research must be shared! :)

CJ - Mullah Hatchet ....nice one rofl

[moughoun]

Well you know what you gotta do now 2shed's, write a book make some cash off of it ;)

[Mark Sman]

I think I found their concert site. How would you like to be in the back row on bean day.

Warning, might be considered naughty (http://www.rednova.com/news/images/5/2003/06/08/****_gathering_1big_spain_ap.jpg)