*Official*My Mum is definately mad *Confirmed*

[Roger Rabbit]

Recently i decieded my mum was mad because she was buying several loafs of sliced bread, letting it go mouldy and then feeding it to the birds.

She no longer makes any meals for me which is fair enough because i'm a big lad now and i can cook my own food. What bugs me is today i find her frying several eggs which she then proceeds to feed to the birds. This is not normal behaviour.

[EvanL]

Recently i decieded my mum was mad because she was buying several loafs of sliced bread, letting it go mouldy and then feeding it to the birds.

She no longer makes any meals for me which is fair enough because i'm a big lad now and i can cook my own food. What bugs me is today i find her frying several eggs which she then proceeds to feed to the birds. This is not normal behaviour.
go out and make her some grand children. all she wants is to take care of something, and youve probably just gotten too ugly. p-)

[California Joe]

Birds eating eggs = Cannibalism.

[Roger Rabbit]

Birds eating eggs = Cannibalism.
Excellent point, i'll see if i can drive her further into mental destruction by mentioning that.


go out and make her some grand children. all she wants is to take care of something, and youve probably just gotten too ugly.
Valid point but i feel slightly offended that anybody would prefer to feed some manky birds as opposed to me.

[EvanL]

i fed chickens KFC once. they loved it.
it was only afterwards that i realized wat i had done.
to this day i still have no regrets. :)

[Gringo]

i fed chickens KFC once. they loved it.
it was only afterwards that i realized wat i had done.
to this day i still have no regrets. :)


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

that's cruel in a funny way :lol:

[Fintin]

there is a dead bird in my back yard...maybe if my mom would have feed it...it would still be alive....oh well

[Gringo]

there is a dead bird in my back yard...maybe if my mom would have feed it...it would still be alive....oh well

erm.... are you gonna eat that bird or can I have it? :D :P

[California Joe]

You could bring her a basket of soft kittens.

[Fintin]

there is a dead bird in my back yard...maybe if my mom would have feed it...it would still be alive....oh well

erm.... are you gonna eat that bird or can I have it? :D :P

by all means its yours...i only eat the dead hookers that show up back there

[Gringo]

there is a dead bird in my back yard...maybe if my mom would have feed it...it would still be alive....oh well

erm.... are you gonna eat that bird or can I have it? :D :P

by all means its yours...i only eat the dead hookers that show up back there

cheers

i've decided am I mad. I feel like Klinger except without the dresses.

[Roger Rabbit]

Heres my plan to get my meals cooked again.

The obvious reason for there no longer being meals cooked for me is that my mum has diverted her attention to the birds. Therefore by eliminating the birds she will turn her attention back to me and i shall be fed again. So i need to find a discreet way of eradicating the bird threat. I did think of using nextdoor neighbours cat but today was the first time i've seen it catch and kill a bird so the cat is not an option. As suggested earlier 'rice' is. Now all i have to do is get my mum to feed the birds rice.

Roger Rabbit:"Mum why dont you feed birds rice?"
Roger Rabbit's mum:"Do they like rice?"
Roger Rabbit:""Yeah"
Roger Rabbit's mum:"How do you know?"
Roger Rabbit:"Dunno read it somewhere"
Roger Rabbit's mum:"Ok i'll see how much rice is"

Excellent. I'll keep you informed as to how my plan worked.

[EvanL]

haha
heres a better idea
sneak some ant-acid pills into the bird bath water. so they drink it.
birds do not have the abillity to pass gas, so they explode internally.

[California Joe]

Feed them Alka Seltzer. Or .17 caliber pellets. Or move out. Or take the birds with you next time you explore caves and leave them there. Or buy your Mum a George Foreman grill. Or get a girlfriend that'll cook for you. Or kill your Mum and wear her clothes whilst feeding the birds and change your name to Norman.

[Fintin]

Feed them Alka Seltzer. Or .17 caliber pellets. Or move out. Or take the birds with you next time you explore caves and leave them there. Or buy your Mum a George Foreman grill. Or get a girlfriend that'll cook for you. Or kill your Mum and wear her clothes whilst feeding the birds and change your name to Norman.

always thinking ahead of the pack joe

[Roger Rabbit]

Or .17 caliber pelletsConsidering if i could live with myself after shooting 20-30 birds. More importantly cost of an air pistol


Or move out.Can't just yet, but i will have my own house(rented)by September

Or buy your Mum a George Foreman grill. A what?

kill your Mum and wear her clothes whilst feeding the birds and change your name to Norman.
rofl rofl rofl


sneak some ant-acid pills into the bird bath waterTempting but don't have a bird bath


For those who don't know birds can't fart(dunno what they joke about down the pub then) and rice causes a build up of gas inside so they go pop.

[Gringo]

My Mum's slightly mad, as she has given me permission to shoot cats whom enter the garden. As I have a pond with gold fish in it, and the cats try to eat the gold fish. However I haven't got as far yet to shooting one. I've got as far as getting my airsoftgun cocking it while running into the garden then the cat scarpered like a bat out of hell. I just usually tell them to piss off. I think they got the message.

:lol: :D ;)

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Maybe an alternate strategy is called for.

Compete for the bird's affection. Try to outdo your mum by feeding them better food. And when she asks you what's going on, just say something like "I take care of the things I love".

Then again, if she looks straight back at you and says "yeah, me too", you're just screwed.