Stuffing kittens into glass containers

[Roger Rabbit]

You came here to see and so i deliever

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

[FallenAngel]

I'd like to stuff that guy into a small glass jar and see how he likes it :fork: :-*$ :fork: :-*$ :fork: :-*$

[scm77]

That's ****ed up. :bash:

[flickme]

WTF!!! Wheres the animal rights activists when you need them. :slap:

[Jack Mehoff]

:lol:

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/babyinsert1.jpg

[Haiw]

......

This is really so seriously ****ed up.
And this... IS LEGAL?! :bash:

[Dennis G]

Yeah that’s ****ed up; some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them

[Secret Squirrel]

its not illegal to question things. The kittens in bottles "legend" is old and not true.

"Origins: Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place.

It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same.

How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem:


The process described is impossible -- animals so treated would die long before they could be "molded."

The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised -- a real commercial enterprise wouldn't build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale.

"Bonsai Kitten" displays no actual pictures of the finished product -- there are no molded kittens on display."

[Dennis G]

Sure looks real

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/parts/halfsphere1.jpg

[Secret Squirrel]

its just another example of urban legends suckering people without common sense.

[Dennis G]

looks like a very constructive thing to do with your time :roll:


its not illegal to question things. The kittens in bottles "legend" is old and not true.

"Origins: Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place.

It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same.

How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem:


The process described is impossible -- animals so treated would die long before they could be "molded."

The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised -- a real commercial enterprise wouldn't build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale.

"Bonsai Kitten" displays no actual pictures of the finished product -- there are no molded kittens on display."

[Dennis G]

its just another example of urban legends suckering people without common sense. rofl

[Beowulf]

http://www.origamiboulder.com/

[Haiw]

its just another example of urban legends suckering people without common sense.
Well to be honest it wouldn't amaze me one bit because there's always a few nutbusters who like to mistreat animals...

[Hot Lips]

They are not leaving the cats in the jars or under glass bowls and not pushing them in all the way. But they are tormenting the cats for a short period to get a funny pic for the Internet.

I'd kick them with my pointy toe shoes.

[California Joe]

WTF? It's like 2002 around here all of a sudden. Fecal Japan, Goatse, cats in jars, Icy Hot Stunaz, http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

[Haiw]

WTF? It's like 2002 around here all of a sudden. Fecal Japan, Goatse, cats in jars, Icy Hot Stunaz, http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
That flash movie sucks. The other one with Bush and Blair fits the song waaaaaaaaaaay better.

[Dennis G]

What are you trying to do make people retarded with that link :lol:

[Hot Lips]

WTF? It's like 2002 around here all of a sudden. Fecal Japan, Goatse, cats in jars, Icy Hot Stunaz, http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsdance.gifYOU RAWK!http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/dancingcool.gif

[anonymous individual]

That web site is sickening.

[Secret Squirrel]

the viking kittens are better. woot

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

better song too.

[California Joe]

The Zepplin kittens rock.

[Jack Mehoff]

That site is fake

http://www.hsus.org/ace/14130

[Hot Lips]

Kittens sing Independent Woman (http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/)

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kdubbd.gif

[hank]

http://www.origamiboulder.com/

Love it. Check out the Mr. Miagi style quote from the message board.


Q: Origami boulder? Aren't you talking about a wadded up piece of paper?

A: Yes dumb dumb! I already explain this at beginning. Why you too lazy to read first before you ask obvious question like this? People on Internet not very smart.

That is f***in' hilarious.

hank

[hank]

I feel compelled to read this site, I don't know why. Check this out and tell me if you still think it is serious. This is a cut and pasted qutoe from bonsaikitten.


Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!

Superglue on the anus. Yeah, right.

hank

[Trigger]

I'll never be able to listen to Led Zeppelin without cracking up now...

...which is a good thing. I used to just cry everytime they played their stuff.

[Fintin]

next thing you know...people are going to think people actualy pickle midgets....

[molly747]

Kittens sing Independent Woman (http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/)

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kdubbd.gif

That's awesome. I love it.
No, the people that don't get the obvious, "wink-wink-nudge-nudge-get-it?" humor in bonsai kitten, probably wouldn't get this one, either.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

[Uncle Sam]

the viking kittens are better. woot

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

better song too.

I've never seen this one, or any of the other ones for that matter, and they were all good.

btw, that kitten site...Fake or not...Just wrong

[hank]

Kittens sing Independent Woman (http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/)

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kdubbd.gif

That's awesome. I love it.
No, the people that don't get the obvious, "wink-wink-nudge-nudge-get-it?" humor in bonsai kitten, probably wouldn't get this one, either.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

That site reminds of the Dave Chapelle episod that was on Wednesday night. I fat white guy named Chad (that's my real name by the way - even funnier) gets on that all-black wanna-be rapper reality show. Ends up rooming with an ex-con who steals his girlfriend. anyway, the blakcs end up killing his Dad and he (the white guy) gets asked to leave just like Puck did in the Real World. Funny as hell. It don't take a lot of "nudging" - this stuff is so over the top it is hard for me to believe people actually get upset.

hank

[FRO]

the viking kittens are better. woot

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

better song too.

Viking Kittens rock! I haven't seen it recently and unfortunately it's blocked from work--which really makes me wonder, what kind of suspicious URL is vikingkittens.com? Is someone expecting a flotilla of Dragon Boats to enter Halifax harbour and raze the city to the ground? And if so . . . they're kittens! Kittens gosh darn it.

Ooops, slipped into a rant there. Wow, those things really sneak up on ya!

[MolliG]

Laibach Kittens are the best! :P

http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/