My 666th post. The evil thread.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Hey it's my 666th post! It's slow today so....hooray for evil! So post the most evil thing you've done.

For me, a long time a go I borrowed money from a friend and never paid it back. Which I suppose I still could. But not now, 'cause this thread is all about eee-vil.


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Oh, one time I did run over a family of baby rabbits with an industrial lawn mower. But that was an accident. I did feel bad about it & I'm sure I'm headed to animal hell.

[fisheyestudio]

Gee, I bet just clicking on this topic and then leaving a post is evil....hehe.

I have done so many evil things. If only I could go back and change them all. The thing that I look back on and am the most disgusted by, is how religious I was in high school. I caused alot of poeple to feel condemned because they didnt meed "MY" standard. I should have been showing them love and life (which is what I hope to do now)!

Great post! I hope its not to hot in animal Hell as the bunny family filets you alive...

[Midtown]

-Stole a car...
-was ****ing 3 differant girls at once (they all thought I was only with them)
-Tricked a kid into being locked out of his house, and we had 8 differant people with airsoft guns hidden around the property...he was shot over 1000 times easily.
-hit a kid in the head with a baseball bat (was on accident, dont ask)
-was dating a girl, and she drank alot, and started to pass out while I was going down on her, so I gave her the shocker...raw with no warning.

pick one. Ill post more later.

[FallenAngel]

-Stole a car...
-was f*** 3 differant girls at once (they all thought I was only with them)
-Tricked a kid into being locked out of his house, and we had 8 differant people with airsoft guns hidden around the property...he was shot over 1000 times easily.
-hit a kid in the head with a baseball bat (was on accident, dont ask)
-was dating a girl, and she drank alot, and started to pass out while I was going down on her, so I gave her the shocker...raw with no warning.

pick one. Ill post more later.

you ARE an evil little bastard aren't you? ;)

[Dalleer]

This is one evil thread indeed...

Anyway, here's my "evil deed":

When I was around 8 or 9 years old me and a couple of my friends saw a huge "snowman" on this empty field near my friends house.

The intelligence wasn't exactly high on us those days , so we took shovels and one of my friends took a baseball-bat with him.

We were really dumb with the strategy that, " there's a snowman in the middle of a field and there's no-one around. So let's have our fun with it!"

Naturally we bashed that thing to bits, and I took some swings to it's torso as well.

So we're in the middle of "teaching this snowman some manners" when an old man walks to us and starts to shout at us:

"Get the feck away from that snowman, you little bastards !"

We naturally took our stuff and ran away. Later we found out that this snowman we had nuked was something that the old man had "constructed" with his recently dead son!

His son had died in an accident of some type (maybe by car ?) a few days earlier or so and we had destroyed one of father's recent memories just like that.

Of course it would've melted sooner or later, but I felt really bad about it. Some of my friends even went there and apologized, but I didn't have the guts those days.

Maybe I should have been there with them, but I used to think that "it was just two hits, the rest of the guys did more!" to justify my absence.


Oh yeah, that son is waiting for me in hell with my name on his books...

[Marsuitor]

When i was younger, me and a mate put a hedgehog in a plastic bag and banged the bag repeatedly into the pavement until the hedgehog packed it in. That's quite evil, and i sure as hell regret doing it today.

[Haiw]

Remind me to make 6 of these threads by the time I reach my 6660 posts... ;)

[Midtown]

Oh heres a goodie, I knocked a stripper out once (totally on accident) but it was funny as hell, and OHHH BOY did I get in some hell for that.

[basket of soft kittens]

today i hit a girl really hard in the but with a rubber band and she cried and everybody around me wanted to kick my ass.... bad i suck

[Mark Sman]

Beat a bunny to death with a tire iron.

It wasn''t my fault though. The bunny had hoped out in front of the car and was all torn up. No way it would live, and we didn't have a gun.

Besides, I'm sure it was an evil bunny and I'm claiming self-defence. And I was drunk.

Here is one that I never did. I never did it because it is a violation of federal law. So to recap, I never did this to someone who richly deserved it for shortcomings mental, moral and visual and who could now be in a Mexican jail say for instance.

1. Order racist propaganda, kaboom blueprints, requests for information to foreign embassies, etc for said mythical person.

2. File a change of address sending the mythical person's mail to the (.!.@.

Anyway, I'll see that evil bunny in hell.

[gaz]

A friend of mine was convinced she was being stalked by an ex boyfriend, but blatantly wasn't (He just wanted his books and CDs back). So I get hold of a cellphone knowing she wouldn't recognise the number. I started sending her text messages pretending to be the ex boyfriend calling from his new phone (To explain the new number).

Messages I sent to her included "You have child bearing hips, please have my babies, we'll call the first one Derek", "I've been diagnosed with a case of Nigerian crabs, you may want to get yourself checked out" and naturally "I'm wearing nothing but an old pair of your panties right now"...

[memphiz]

A friend of mine was convinced she was being stalked by an ex boyfriend, but blatantly wasn't (He just wanted his books and CDs back). So I get hold of a cellphone knowing she wouldn't recognise the number. I started sending her text messages pretending to be the ex boyfriend calling from his new phone (To explain the new number).

Messages I sent to her included "You have child bearing hips, please have my babies, we'll call the first one Derek", "I've been diagnosed with a case of Nigerian crabs, you may want to get yourself checked out" and naturally "I'm wearing nothing but an old pair of your panties right now"...
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