Post Your Funny Jokes

[scm77]

Here's a few to get the ball rolling.

: What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite weather?
A: Drizzle.

Q: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?
A: ’Cause peeing in a bath is disgusting.

Q: What do Siegfried and the tiger have in common?
A: They both know what Roy tastes like.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?
A: Militia Etheridge.

Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walken.

Q: What’s the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating?
A: Your ears.
:cantbeli:

[scm77]

I like this one.

OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM


2:00pm - Pre-Ceremonney Concerd by: Barbra Streisand

3:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

4:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

6:00pm - Opening of United States flag burning ceremony by Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon

6:15pm - Tribute theme song to Germany sung by John Mellencamp

6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1 moderated by Woody Harrelson

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme song to France sung by Madonna

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain sung by the Dixie Chicks and Willie Nelson

7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. moderated by Michael Moore

8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony performed by Rosie O'Donnell

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - United States Flag burning ceremony no. 2. by Alec Baldwin and Richard Gere

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN (with the word God omitted) by Rep. James McDermott

11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
rofl

I realise that one isn't horrible so the thread is now called post your funny jokes. ;)

[moughoun]

What's with making fun of the Spainish, they lost men in that little adventure and now their going home you stick it in their back :roll:

[scm77]

Relax dude, I didn't write it.

[Michael RVR]

Meh, it aint that funny :cantbeli: :P

[squeak]

I think we should sue the writer for false advertising, no where in this thread is something funny.