Guide To Pro-China Internet Trolls

[I can't think of a name]

http://godism.blogspot.com/


These apologists are by far, most commonly found in the large media corporation news websites which offer a "comment on the article" section. Of course, the article would relate to China in some way. Pro-China apologists can also be found on internet forums although their numbers are smaller (between 1 to 5).

This is old news to some members here, however I am glad someone has taken the time to write this down. This is a trend on many sites and there are sure a lot of these posters on the web.

[gregoralex]

I can't think of a name.

I can't open it.Could you paste here some of those appologies for me? thanks!

[Buckeye67]

Link works fine for me.

[gregoralex]

Link works fine for me.

please copy some and paste?

[playtym]

Don't know why it's not working for you, number 2, it works fine for me.

[Buckeye67]

please copy some and paste?

please find non-censored internet?

[RevengeSeeker]

^ -1 for Pro-China apologists. (not you, Buckeye)

The article is ridiculously long but I think its very worth while as I've read only a fraction of it so far and agree with the whole idea of such trolls and how to deal with them.

[gregoralex]

please find non-censored internet?

:) I love censored information!

[Buckeye67]

Sucks for you this time around then.

[gregoralex]

What did they apology for?

[playtym]

The internet being censored.

[RevengeSeeker]

What did they apology for?

Because they hurt our feelings.

lol, I think its best if you don't know... Or else you'd start "apologizing" as well. p-)

[gregoralex]

I just want to translate those to our forum.I guess it is nothing serious.

[gregoralex]

I need ammunition.

[Buckeye67]

I need ammunition.

http://rkba.rmkhome.com/ammo.html

Shipping will probably be expensive though.

[RevengeSeeker]

I just want to translate those to our forum.I guess it is nothing serious.

No, its super serious. Its so amazing. You don't know what you're missing man. Wow, its so spectacular.

[boone]

I condemn this thread in the strongest possible way.
Condemn.

[playtym]

Are the intrawebz also censored in Canada?

[gregoralex]

funny%￥#·！

[playtym]

I just want to translate those to our forum.I guess it is nothing serious.

I don't think your forum could cope with knowing. It's probably best that it's censored. Really, it's for your own good.

[boone]

Are the intrawebz also censored in Canada?
Not "Censored"
It's merely "checked" for quality....to ensure quality.

[playtym]

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

[gregoralex]

I don't think your forum could cope with knowing. It's probably best that it's censored. Really, it's for your own good.

If they are just about feeling-hurt?,,,I don't know,OK,thank you anyway.

[boone]

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
That **** was "deep" yo

[playtym]

A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.

[gregoralex]

Let me translate two thread title my forum for you guys:

America is drawing out a sword
We are watching American killing themself slowly.

[boone]

A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
You're just quoting old Simon and Garfunkle tunes now.....

[boone]

Let me translate two thread title my forum for you guys:

America is drawing out a sword
We are watching American killing themself slowly.
Your translation sucks ass.

[playtym]

Let me translate two thread title my forum for you guys:

America is drawing out a sword

What kind of sword is it, a cavalry sabre, or one of those great big two-handed jobs?

Or is that some sort of wierd ****** innuendo?

[playtym]

You're just quoting old Simon and Garfunkle tunes now.....

Pffff..... Simon and Garfunkle wish they were that talented.

[gregoralex]

1990年，武器、机器和军工厂持有的资产价值总额，相当于美国制造业拥有的资产价值的83%。

In 1990,The total asset of weaponery,machine and arm-factories,is equivelent 83% of assets of American manufacturing industry.

Is it true?

[RevengeSeeker]

If they are just about feeling-hurt?,,,I don't know,OK,thank you anyway.

...lol.



Let me translate two thread title my forum for you guys:

America is drawing out a sword
We are watching American killing themself slowly.

Hey, the link also predicted you'd say exactly that! My, this is some sweet shtuph!

[boone]

or one of those great big two-handed jobs?

size isn't everything, Platyym. At least that's what the smaller guys tell me.

[playtym]

1990年，武器、机器和军工厂持有的资产价值总额，相当于美国制造业拥有的资产价值的83%。

In 1990,The total asset of weaponery,machine and arm-factories,is equivelent 83% of assets of American manufacturing industry.

Is it true?

It's a complete lie!

Based on my research I'd say it's closer to 92%.

[Buckeye67]

Is it true?

No, not true. In 1993 Jenna Jameson was best **** actress.

[boone]

No, not true. In 1993 Jenna Jameson was best **** actress.
That's a goddam lie.......wait
I've never heard of Jenna Jameson.:|

[gregoralex]

What kind of sword is it, a cavalry sabre, or one of those great big two-handed jobs?

Or is that some sort of wierd ****** innuendo?
I think its a knife.

the article's main points are:

first,to distort China's image,like CNN and so on
second.to mislead common Americans to forget their own trouble by focus on China
third.to stir up troubles,like help Taiwan such thing

[playtym]

first,to distort China's image,like CNN and so on
second.to mislead common Americans to forget their own trouble by focus on China
third.to stir up troubles,like help Taiwan such thing

So that's what China's agenda is... I always wondered what they were up to.

[Buckeye67]

I think its a knife.

the article's main points are:

first,to distort China's image,like CNN and so on
second.to mislead common Americans to forget their own trouble by focus on China
third.to stir up troubles,like help Taiwan such thing

So far the OP's article is 100% spot-on.

[RevengeSeeker]

I think its a knife.

the article's main points are:

first,to distort China's image,like CNN and so on
second.to mislead common Americans to forget their own trouble by focus on China
third.to stir up troubles,like help Taiwan such thing



Hehe, this is what happens when China comes face-to-face with CNN. Something they've never faced before but we deal with all the time.

China, you can't handle the CNN.

[Alpheus]

Shocking News Everybody! Gregoralex is a ChiCom troll! Shocking, I know!







So is Boone.

[gregoralex]

五毛钱到手！

Here is one of the reply:

Wumao(fifty cents) in pocket!

[playtym]

Shocking News Everybody! Gregoralex is a ChiCom troll! Shocking, I know!

So is Boone.


Shhhh..... it's meant to be a secret.

[RevengeSeeker]

I've also suspected Plato as a Chicom apologist. He never really makes the Chicoms look bad... or at least that's what I get from glimpses of his posts.

[loveusa&chn]

if you can read some chinese,Westerners,you maybe start understanding what is "super serious","so amazing"and"so spectacular"

[Buckeye67]

if you can read some chinese,Westerners,you maybe start understanding what is "super serious","so amazing"and"so spectacular"

Yo, wut up?! New PIMP in da house! Word, homeskillet!

Fake real edit: I think I'ma go look for more pictures of Harisu to bait people with over in the japanababes thread.

[playtym]

A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.

[playtym]

Yo, wut up?! New PIMP in da house! Word, homeskillet!

I wonder if it's Number 1, or just another underling?

[gregoralex]

Ok,also this one藏独,其实是中国没有做好//标题后显示分页信息Board_Setting27=Math.floor(15);TopicNum=Math.floor(4);star=Math.floor(1);var n,p;if(TopicNum%Board_Setting27==0) { n=TopicNum/Board_Setting27;}else{ n=(TopicNum-TopicNum%Board_Setting27)/Board_Setting27+1;}if (n>star+1){p=star+1}else{p=n}document.write ('');document.write ('');document.write (' 页数：');document.write ('<span id=showpages0>');if (star>2){document.write ('[1] (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star=1&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)..');}for (var i=star-1;i0) { if (i==star) { document.write (' ['+i+']'); } else { document.write (' '+i+' (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star='+i+'&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)'); } }}if (star+1

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Man,I am being censored!

[Buckeye67]

Ok,also this one藏独,其实是中国没有做好//标题后显示分页信息Board_Setting27=Math.floor(15);TopicNum=Math.floor(4);star=Math.floor(1);var n,p;if(TopicNum%Board_Setting27==0) { n=TopicNum/Board_Setting27;}else{ n=(TopicNum-TopicNum%Board_Setting27)/Board_Setting27+1;}if (n>star+1){p=star+1}else{p=n}document.write ('');document.write ('');document.write (' 页数：');document.write ('<span id=showpages0>');if (star>2){document.write ('[1] (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star=1&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)..');}for (var i=star-1;i0) { if (i==star) { document.write (' ['+i+']'); } else { document.write (' '+i+' (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star='+i+'&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)'); } }}if (star+1

Quoted for epic fail.

So who's the hottest chicom **** star? That's really the question that begs an answer.

[playtym]

Ok,also this one藏独,其实是中国没有做好//标题后显示分页信息Board_Setting27=Math.floor(15);TopicNum=Math.floor(4);star=Math.floor(1);var n,p;if(TopicNum%Board_Setting27==0) { n=TopicNum/Board_Setting27;}else{ n=(TopicNum-TopicNum%Board_Setting27)/Board_Setting27+1;}if (n>star+1){p=star+1}else{p=n}document.write ('');document.write ('');document.write (' 页数：');document.write ('<span id=showpages0>');if (star>2){document.write ('[1] (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star=1&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)..');}for (var i=star-1;i0) { if (i==star) { document.write (' ['+i+']'); } else { document.write (' '+i+' (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&star=%27+i+%27&replyid=2188715&id=2188715&skin=0&page=1)'); } }}if (star+1

I think your translator needs some tweaking. Also, watch out for the unexpected use of :P, ok.

[Buckeye67]

I wonder if it's Number 1, or just another underling?

All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.

[RevengeSeeker]

if you can read some chinese,Westerners,you maybe start understanding what is "super serious","so amazing"and"so spectacular"

LOL... omg. Is there a Chinese word for sarcasm. Does anyone know? p-)

fake real edit: gregoralex is writing in a new form of Chinese developed under secrecy.

[playtym]

Quoted for epic fail.

So who's the hottest chicom **** star? That's really the question that begs an answer.

The chick in loveusa&chn's avatar is pretty hot. Wouldn't mind seeing more of her.


Edit: I wonder if that IS loveusa&chn?

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3807/sasasaln1.jpg

[playtym]

Man,I am being censored!

It should make you feel better to know that they already apologised for that.

[gregoralex]

Let me do it again,

the translation:T*ib*et In@depend$ce,in fact because it's China who hasn't done well

That's why I am in that forum,though me alike are minority now.

[RevengeSeeker]

lol, here's a fine specimen for this thread.

http://militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3179162#post3179162

[gregoralex]

Now what? a power failure just now,every tuesday,we are short of disel:)

[Calanen]

五毛钱到手！

Here is one of the reply:

Wumao(fifty cents) in pocket!

I think we should petition for certain people to get the Wumao title.

[Calanen]

The chick in loveusa&chn's avatar is pretty hot. Wouldn't mind seeing more of her


Got big Dumbo ears though.

[Kilgor]

Got big Dumbo ears though.

easier for her to get her ankles behind them.

[playtym]

Got big Dumbo ears though.

And that would be enough to put you off? I'd still hit it.

[Calanen]

And that would be enough to put you off? I'd still hit it.

Look, I'd hit a beanbag with a smiley face drawn on it with crayon. But thats beside the point. She still has dumbo ears, and cant send me to a labor camp for saying that, because Im far away and being an internet hero.

So ner ner - dumbo ears!

[JQ24]

I wonder if it's Number 1, or just another underling?

"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

LOL @ the Chinese proverbs as your response. rofl

The blog was pretty accurate....
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7288/spyun3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

p-)

[Abbadon the Despoiler]

The chick in loveusa&chn's avatar is pretty hot. Wouldn't mind seeing more of her.


http://www.thegiant.org/wiki/images/8/8c/Chinesemanreissue.jpg

[Niels]

In Soviet China, news brings you.

[Raptus_regaliter]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[gczconan]

Spring comed to China
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2008-04/07/content_6597062.htm

[FelixA9]

Got big Dumbo ears though.


They're handles not "dumbo ears". rofl

[gregoralex]

Spring comed to China
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2008-04/07/content_6597062.htm
Just some pictures,and It's summer hot in Shenzhen now.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

http://godism.blogspot.com/


This is old news to some members here, however I am glad someone has taken the time to write this down. This is a trend on many sites and there are sure a lot of these posters on the web.

A good read it pretty much sums up the activities of the Chinese colonial regime's spambots on here.

[loveusa&chn]

somebody know nothing about china but they always want to say sth to show how ignorant they are
i'm just a ordinary student in chn and just want to konw what do the westerners think, so i'm here
then i post what i want to say
Finally i find a truth that both reason person and stupid person are everywhere
when talk about chn someone always think itself infallible
ok,i'm going pl WOW

[a_very_ex_STAB]

somebody know nothing about china but they always want to say sth to show how ignorant they are
i'm just a ordinary student in chn and just want to konw what do the westerners think, so i'm here
then i post what i want to say
Finally i find a truth that both reason person and stupid person are everywhere
when talk about chn someone always think itself infallible
ok,i'm going pl WOW

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

[GeraldDuval]

somebody know nothing about china but they always want to say sth to show how ignorant they are
i'm just a ordinary student in chn and just want to konw what do the westerners think, so i'm here
then i post what i want to say
Finally i find a truth that both reason person and stupid person are everywhere
when talk about chn someone always think itself infallible
ok,i'm going pl WOW


I can only read this with the angry laotian neighbor voice from king of the hill...

[gregoralex]

Boring,How boring

Miss loveusa&China.I guess you are a girl ,,by the way you are speaking..

If you want "westerners" opinion,just ask and wait..

Don't say those words as "stupid" or "infalliable" thing.

[playtym]

Miss loveusa&China.I guess you are a girl ,,by the way you are speaking.

So that may actually be her in the avatar? Damn, a woman in uniform, that's hot! You think she's like some sort of intelligence officer, or something?

[seraosha]

I guess he could peer over the cubicle wall and tell pretty easily, if they are in some kind of intarweb call center.

[gregoralex]

I just guess,i am sure she/he is a student

[Pars]

somebody know nothing about china but they always want to say sth to show how ignorant they are
i'm just a ordinary student in chn and just want to konw what do the westerners think, so i'm here
then i post what i want to say
Finally i find a truth that both reason person and stupid person are everywhere
when talk about chn someone always think itself infallible
ok,i'm going pl WOW

kthxbai :hug:

[Ghostryder]

somebody know nothing about china but they always want to say sth to show how ignorant they are
i'm just a ordinary student in chn and just want to konw what do the westerners think, so i'm here
then i post what i want to say
Finally i find a truth that both reason person and stupid person are everywhere
when talk about chn someone always think itself infallible
ok,i'm going pl WOW


Boring,How boring

Miss loveusa&China.I guess you are a girl ,,by the way you are speaking..

If you want "westerners" opinion,just ask and wait..

Don't say those words as "stupid" or "infalliable" thing.


http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8383/dalaichinamp3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[deagle]

this thread might actually fan the flamebait. just don't pay them any attention.