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INAT
04-17-2008, 06:57 PM
“When they attack, what should I do first?” a young Serbian KPS police commander says. “Should I try to evacuate my children, or fight back? We are twenty, thirty thousand. They are two million.”
The likelihood or not of such an imagined massive assault from Albanians doesn’t matter here in Mitrovica, the city divided between ethnicities by the River Ibar, up in Kosovo’s uncompromising north.
What matters is that Serbs fear it could happen and the siege mentality that has set in – as seen in the nationalist graffiti, the stern billboard warning that ‘those who live by the sword shall die by the sword,’ the muscular young men watching warily from cafés – is as real and as thick as the tension in this grand old dilapidated post-Communist city that refuses to recognize, as with the vast majority of the world’s countries thus far, that a living country has been hacked out of the Serbian body. That the phrase Kosovo je Srbija (Kosovo is Serbia) has been consigned to the history books by Pristina’s unilateral declaration of independence on February 17 is bitterly resisted here in the north.
Indeed, ever since the ‘UDI’ (wary critics refer to the independence declaration only by the acronym now, one in the same category as the ICBM, to save their breath), the Serbs of several contiguous municipalities that border on Serbia proper have broken off cooperation with the Pristina government. The Serbs in the central and southern enclaves, though they have also protested regularly, have talked less tough, knowing that they are extremely vulnerable to an attack from all sides, should the Albanians wish to eliminate them.
One thing the Serbs have protested against vociferously was the April 4 return of Ramush Haradinaj (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3678209.ece) from the Hague Tribunal. The former KLA leader and briefly, prime minister, Haradinaj was acquitted of all charges- at about the same time that former Hague prosecutor Carla Del Ponte disclosed (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/12/warcrimes.kosovo) in her memoir that the KLA had (possibly) been involved with trafficking the organs of kidnapped Serbs in 1999. Del Ponte had spent the lion’s share of her time prosecuting Serbs; as she could hardly be considered partial to them, the thinking went, the story must be true.
Of course, the Albanians have objected strenuously, while the Serbian (http://www.b92.net/eng/news/crimes-article.php?yyyy=2008&mm=04&dd=12&nav_id=49353) and now Russian (http://en.rian.ru/world/20080411/104871708.html) governments have called for a further investigation. For her part, Del Ponte was banned from promoting her book (http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/news_digest/Del_Ponte_book_promotion_vetoed.html?siteSect=104&sid=8943851&cKey=1207628302000&ty=nd) in Italy by a squeamish Swiss government, which has banished her to Argentina, to the position of ambassador. The secret to the mystery, Del Ponte intones, may lie in open graves in a small village in northern Albania.
Whether or not the story is true, for Kosovo Serbs, Haradinaj’s acquittal “sends a strong signal,” in the words of one experienced UN official in Kosovo. “They take it to mean that the KLA’s war has won legitimacy- and that they can act with impunity against Serbs, without fear of punishment.”
At the same time, Haradinaj aspires to an ever greater diplomatic reputation and for this reason, the official believes, the key Serbian monastery of Decani – deep in Haradinaj’s home turf in the west – is safe. “He wants to show that the international community can count on him to guarantee safety for minorities by solving their problems and protecting them… though sometimes he does seem to create local problems to offer himself as the one who can solve them.” Haradinaj’s sometimes caring, sometimes cruel behavior in his personal fiefdom is remarkably similar to the way medieval Albanian feudal lords operated there.
Indeed, Haradinaj’s return to Kosovo was greeted by celebrations in the Dukagjin area of western Kosovo, and was anticipated by billboards saying things (in English) like Welcome home! and Ramush, we need you now! Some Albanians in Pristina love him, some are more circumspect: “he doesn’t have a lot of support,” says one Albanian OSCE officer, claiming he will not make as tough an opposition to the government of Hashim Thaci as some among the international corps are hoping.
It is true. Some Western diplomats in Pristina have long been enraptured by Ramush. They gush about his “charisma” and “forthright attitude.” His closeness with former UNMIK chief Soren Jessen-Petersen (http://www.antiwar.com/malic/?articleid=5135) was legendary. The now fired American deputy chief Steven Schook, a scathing German report (http://www.balkanalysis.com/2007/11/18/kosovo-auf-deutsch) later claimed, perceived his duties as “to get drunk once a week with Ramush Haradinaj.”
The welcoming committee apparently wanted to dress him for the role: in suit, glasses, backed by a shelf of books. In the grand images, the newly academic renaissance man of Kosovo looks not unlike Nicholas Cage. He could play him in the movie someday.
But forget about Ramush- back to Mitrovica. There are a lot of opinions, and a lot of questions, on the minds of Serbs and internationals alike. Still, life is fairly normal. You can buy burek at 6:30 AM, or a purple toy turtle, or do your banking on the river at the improbable Kosovsko Metohiska Banka AD Zvechan, almost 50 years old, a creation and a survivor of old Yugoslavia. In between the old apartment blocks rising from the north side, children play badminton, with some determination, on an asphalt court.
Some Serbs follow the time-honored national pressure release mechanism of taking recourse to black humor, as well as other things. A man drinking beer in a small shop with his old friend, the proprietor, declares that “there are no Macedonians, only Serbs, Greeks and Bulgarians, they were the ones fighting the Balkan Wars!” The proprietor looks at his friend ruefully, with the long-suffering glance of someone who has been hearing it for years, when the former continues that there are no Montenegrins, either: “but he is from Montenegro!” he declares fiercely, pointing at the proprietor. “And he is a Serb!”
The humor is better. There are boys who are less than 20 and in the faculty of history there. They love America and love to make fun of Bush. But the (Bill) Clinton impersonations really have them roaring. They laugh when I joke thank you for not killing me and they go somewhere to enjoy themselves for another night that is still peaceful. Cafés and bars advertise visiting singers and, but for the palpable tension, you could be anywhere in dignified but decaying post-Communist Europe.
It could always be peaceful here. It depends on the decisions of individuals. Will they be rational ones? Will they be seen as fair? Many, and not only Serbs, are unnerved by the news reports speculating an attack is just around the corner. The nationalist political parties have them revved up too, ahead of elections. And Easter is soon. No one wants to believe in a conspiracy, but at the same time they know the Albanians are well-disciplined and, as officials noted four years ago (http://www.antiwar.com/deliso/?articleid=2257), in the March riots, “nothing happens spontaneously in Kosovo.” If something “happens,” it will really happen.
A miniature earthquake came with the special police operation of March 17 – the anniversary of those riots – in which armed UN police from Pristina launched an assault on a courthouse that was being peacefully occupied by former court workers- most of them women. The workers had only been sitting in the hall and had stated they would be happy to come out. But someone in Pristina wanted to show the Serbs a lesson because, as another veteran UN official says, “they believe that the Serbs only respect force.”
The mission was a disaster. They arrested the court workers and paraded them, as a victorious Roman legion would have done with its prisoners of war, through the streets of South Mitrovica before bringing them to Pristina. They were later released.
The provocation was designed to infuriate the Serbs. The police could have simply opened the door, released the occupants, and gone home, a witness says, and everything might have been fine. The locals could have forgiven even that heavy-handed and outrageous show of force. “Yet the problems started when it became clear that they were going to be sent to Pristina.”
It didn’t help either that a local TV cameraman was on scene to stream the whole thing live. Crowds gathered. They threw rocks at first, before stronger weapons appeared. They released some of the prisoners before the terrified troops could escape. One of them was killed and many others wounded.
Damage control immediately set in, as it so often does in Kosovo. UNMIK in Pristina darkly disclosed that nefarious Serbian police elements from Belgrade had been involved. The foreign media ate it up, completely overlooking the leaked document out of UNMIK Mitrovica, which roundly ridiculed “Shock and Awe Two.” That report brought pressure that is still far from abating, and it looks like there will be a final standoff. The situation is grim, the future is brief. And so it goes…
Nevertheless everything could still work out. The KPS officer reminds that mixed-ethnic police units are working together and only a few days ago were able to break up a rock and gun fight between Serbs and Albanians in a nearby village. In the north there are Albanians, in one neighborhood of Mitrovica, and in outlying areas. There are not Serbs living the south of the city, though they seem free to quietly come and go. Meanwhile, the EU blindly and desperately moves to placate Serbia and influence its elections of May 11, offering sped-up agreements to keep the Radicals out. This is to the displeasure of EU officials in the Balkans, who believe Brussels is overlooking other areas of tension, such as Bosnia and Macedonia, with its “Serbia obsession.”
A problem here is that the EU is looking for agreements where agreements won’t matter. They believe controlling Serbia’s policy on Kosovo will help to lead to a final resolution of Kosovo’s status, or at least its ability to plod on, and that the new, hands-off EU mission will be able to start at the time the Kosovo constitution takes effect on June 15- “when pigs fly!” one European ambassador in Pristina cracks, on hearing that.
Actually, what the EU forgets is that Belgrade is not as important here as are the inhabitants themselves. The Kosovo Serbs are the crucial actors, and especially in the north. These people know that the Belgrade politicians cynically use them; they also don’t realistically expect that Russia will help them in a military emergency, despite the occasional poster of Putin on the streets of North Mitrovica. They have only themselves to rely on, though they have kept good relations with the UN in Mitrovica, which they perceive as being more fair and objective than the UN elsewhere in Kosovo.
They also know that life in Serbia proper, in a collective center or impoverished anonymity, would be even worse. And there would be a cut-off in the extra financial aid from Belgrade that some get for staying. The small pocket of Krajina Serbs – already once dislocated from their former homes in Croatia by the horrors of war – are among the most adamant.
Hashim Thaci has declared the intent to “assimilate” the Serbs and (here is the pot calling the kettle black) to punish the insolent behavior of this allegedly uncontrolled region based on organized crime. Like hell. The Serbs are not prepared to lose the one last place in Kosovo where they feel a measure of safety and normalcy. If they go, it will be after a massive attack such as the one they fear is coming at any time. If they stay, it will be because diplomacy will keep things cool, or because Pristina (and/or the internationals) cannot accept the body bags that would result.
The UN police guarding the famous Mitrovica bridge in the dark tonight in their vehicle are from Zimbabwe. “It’s all peaceful here,” they say, listening to reggae music and smiling. It’s probably a lot better than living in Zimbabwe right now.
Yet on the other side of the bridge, in the much calmer south of the city, international forces show more concern. Heavily-armed French soldiers, most just out of high school, bump into one another with their overburdened uniforms and machine guns. They eye everything warily, on the quiet street where a few people are having a drink. They seem to be guarding their pizza.
An American policeman, in ‘Mitro’ for almost four years now, laughs when asked what the situation will be like in the north. “Hell, it could end up like another Palestine up there,” he says. “We’ll have to wait and see.”

By Christopher Deliso
http://www.balkanalysis.com/2008/04/15/apocalypse-now/

hank
04-17-2008, 09:06 PM
Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddam*ed right.

hank

wicked_hind
04-17-2008, 09:35 PM
Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddam*ed right.

hank

I always wonder if he ever made that sauce out of those mangos.

Hellfish
04-18-2008, 01:39 AM
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans, he had wisdom? Bull****, man!

seraosha
04-18-2008, 01:42 AM
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

Steaks
04-18-2008, 05:11 PM
'What do you think Lance?'
'I think we ought to wait until the tide comes in'
'Tide doesn't come in for 6 hours. You wanna wait here for 6 hours?'

PaulClift
04-18-2008, 05:12 PM
"the horror, the horror"

ed316
04-18-2008, 06:56 PM
Charlie didn't get much USO.

Laworkerbee
04-18-2008, 07:10 PM
"Are you an assassin?"

"I'm a soldier."

"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks
to collect a bill."

Hadamar
04-18-2008, 07:18 PM
"This is the way the ****ing world ends. Look at this ****in' **** we're in, man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper, and with a whimper, I'm ****ing splitting, Jack."
--photographer (Dennis Hopper)

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper
--"The Hollow Men," T. S.

BloodyTalon
04-18-2008, 09:14 PM
What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey.

Partial_Panel
04-18-2008, 11:36 PM
"Charlie dont surf!!"

slug
04-19-2008, 01:54 AM
That movie was just a drug-induced train wreck. Other than the air assault scene, it was nearly worthless. Can anyone find one profound thought in any of those quotes?

Watch "Hearts of Darkness" for the making of Apacolypse Now; see how bad the train wreck was. The only things I learned watching AN were that FFC thinks war is bad, wow, and... well kids, don't use drugs.

BloodyTalon
04-19-2008, 02:09 AM
"One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics."

bryanleu2002
04-19-2008, 02:16 AM
Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddam*ed right.

hank

Listen to captain willard "never get off the the boat"..

dave81
04-19-2008, 10:56 AM
Third time's the charm.

--Walt

Laworkerbee
04-19-2008, 09:31 PM
That movie was just a drug-induced train wreck. Other than the air assault scene, it was nearly worthless. Can anyone find one profound thought in any of those quotes?

Watch "Hearts of Darkness" for the making of Apacolypse Now; see how bad the train wreck was. The only things I learned watching AN were that FFC thinks war is bad, wow, and... well kids, don't use drugs.

Choke Yourself.

gregoralexII
04-19-2008, 09:43 PM
See thread starter's avatar,Kosovo Belongs to Serbia!

hank
04-21-2008, 02:36 PM
Choke Yourself.

Dear God we, as a country, have descended into oblivion. I went the the WORST public high school in the State of Tennessee and even I had read Heart of Darkness by the time I was 16. Where are we headed when people don't know what AN is and what it's really about?

hank

clean
04-21-2008, 03:15 PM
That movie was just a drug-induced train wreck. Other than the air assault scene, it was nearly worthless. Can anyone find one profound thought in any of those quotes?


F*cking savages! seems an appropriate quote when thinking about you.

WKD
04-21-2008, 03:28 PM
That movie was just a drug-induced train wreck. Other than the air assault scene, it was nearly worthless. Can anyone find one profound thought in any of those quotes?

Watch "Hearts of Darkness" for the making of Apacolypse Now; see how bad the train wreck was. The only things I learned watching AN were that FFC thinks war is bad, wow, and... well kids, don't use drugs.

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad is one of the greatest pieces of Literature (with a capital L, thank you very much) ever written.

clean
04-21-2008, 03:42 PM
The documentary "Hearts of Darkness" is a brilliant movie. Made by Coppolas wife. And yeah, it shows the madness and the train wreck needed to make one of the most important films ever made.

WKD
04-21-2008, 03:50 PM
The documentary "Hearts of Darkness" is a brilliant movie. Made by Coppolas wife. And yeah, it shows the madness and the train wreck needed to make one of the most important films ever made.

I've seen it at my local video hire type place a few times but never taken the plunge. Apocalypse Now is intense enough sometimes. Might have to do something about that though.

dave81
04-21-2008, 04:12 PM
Colby?

1234567890

clean
04-21-2008, 04:49 PM
The doc starts out with Coppola introducing the film at Cannes. He says

"Like Vietnam, we went into the jungle with too much money, too many men and too much equipment... And we lost."

dave81
04-21-2008, 06:01 PM
The doc starts out with Coppola introducing the film at Cannes. He says

"Like Vietnam, we went into the jungle with too much money, too many men and too much equipment... And we lost."
Clean, Mr. Clean, was from some South Bronx s**thole.
Light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head.
Then there was Phillips, the Chief. It might have been my
mission, but it sure as s**t was Chief's boat.

slug
04-28-2008, 05:01 PM
The doc starts out with Coppola introducing the film at Cannes. He says

"Like Vietnam, we went into the jungle with too much money, too many men and too much equipment... And we lost."


I thought the movie wasn't about the Vietnam war, that was just the setting. I submit that AN is not the best war movie, as the AFI top 100 movies listed it as. At least All Quiet on the Western Front, Platoon and The Longest Day should be considered more important to cinema and the military.

Can we please stop with quotes from AN with no explanation? But if you have any insight on the greater meaning of the quotes or how they relate to Heart of Darkness I'm all ears.

Britboy
04-28-2008, 05:12 PM
Every minute I sit in this room, I get weaker; every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.

Laworkerbee
04-28-2008, 05:13 PM
"You got us into this mess and you can't get us out 'cos
you don't know where the hell you're going, do you ?
Do you, you son of a bitch, you **** !"

Britboy
04-28-2008, 05:13 PM
Charlie's idea of good R'n'R was some rice and rat meat - he was either moving too fast or dug in too deep.

randomguy
04-28-2008, 07:00 PM
Its really interesting how the past 30 posts have nothing at all to do with what the author wrote about in the first post.

hank
04-28-2008, 07:02 PM
Its really interesting how the past 30 posts have nothing at all to do with what the author wrote about in the first post.

Good catch, randomguy. Getcha case case of beer for that one.

hank

Britboy
04-28-2008, 07:27 PM
It's alright, It's alright, It's just a flare, just a flare... Everybody alright, Lance, you alright?

Laworkerbee
04-28-2008, 07:39 PM
I'm not gonna hurt or harm you,
boy -- I just want the board
back -- You can understand --
It was one of my best -- You
know how hard it is to get a
board you like, boy. I'm not
gonna hurt or harm you --
Just leave it where I can find
it --

gaijinsamurai
04-28-2008, 07:51 PM
Terminate With Extreme Prejudice

Britboy
04-28-2008, 07:52 PM
...Fishing, on R n R??

Hadamar
04-28-2008, 07:56 PM
A spear . . . . .

Laworkerbee
04-28-2008, 07:59 PM
"Part of me was afraid of what I would find and what I would
do when I got there. I knew the risks, or imagined I knew.
But the thing I felt the most, much stronger than
fear, was the desire to confront him."

Britboy
04-28-2008, 08:19 PM
Saigon. $hit. I'm still only in Saigon.

Actually I can't believe someone didnt type that yet..!

clean
04-29-2008, 12:19 AM
I'm gonna get me some mangos.

Hadamar
04-29-2008, 12:23 AM
Clean! Get on that 60!

Chulo
04-29-2008, 12:26 AM
Disneyland. Fvck, man, this is better than Disneyland.

SBL
04-29-2008, 12:27 AM
-edit-
I'm an idiot. Isn't this the Platoon thread?

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 01:41 PM
Full Metal Jacket quotes are acceptable to me

Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God.

We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.

It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

Chulo
04-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Charlie dont surf

Britboy
04-29-2008, 01:48 PM
Awww man, they picked up our boat!!

clean
04-29-2008, 01:55 PM
This sure 'nuff is a bizarre sight in the middle of this sh*t.

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 01:59 PM
Sampan up the port bow, let's take a look. Clean on the 60,
Chef the 16. Clean ! Get on that 60 !

clean
04-29-2008, 01:59 PM
They lined us all up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib --
magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started
throwing it in these big cauldrons, all of it -- boiling.
I looked in, an' it was turning gray. I couldn't f*cking believe
that one. I put in for radio school.

hank
04-29-2008, 01:59 PM
Do you know who your commanding officer is?

Yes.

hank

Mate
04-29-2008, 02:01 PM
We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after
cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an
assasin.What do you call it when the assasins accuse
the assasin ? They lie..

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 02:02 PM
"Do Lung bridge was last army outpost on the Nung river.
Beyond that there was only Kurtz."

clean
04-29-2008, 02:03 PM
You stepped on my head.

I thought you were dead.

Well you thought wrong, dammit!

hank
04-29-2008, 02:04 PM
I worry that my paralegal might not understand what I've tried to be. And if I were to be killed, LAWB, I would want someone to go to my office and tell my paralegal everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me LAWB, you will do this for me.

hank

Chulo
04-29-2008, 02:04 PM
We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after
cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an
assasin.What do you call it when the assasins accuse
the assasin ? They lie..

What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?

clean
04-29-2008, 02:06 PM
They must've thought he was some far-out old man humping it over that course.

Breakfast in Vegas
04-29-2008, 02:08 PM
"Someday this war is gonna end."

"PBR streetgang, this is Almighty"

"Outstanding, Red Team, outstanding! Get you a case of beer for that one."

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 02:08 PM
"They were going to make me a major for this and I wasn't even in their
****ing army any more. Everybody wanted me to do it, Hank most of all. I
felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. He just
wanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted,
rag-assed renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who
he really took his orders from anyway. "

Mate
04-29-2008, 02:09 PM
"How you feeling jimmy?"
"Like a mean Mothe****er"
"All right son,let it ring"

Mate
04-29-2008, 02:11 PM
What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?
Cowards....

helomech
04-29-2008, 02:13 PM
"...mp.net,sh1t.I'm still in mp.net"

"the horror,the horror...."

clean
04-29-2008, 02:14 PM
I thought we'd have a bite of lunch while we talk. I hope you brought a good appetite with you. You have a bad hand there, are you wounded?

clean
04-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Let's see what we have here... roast beef and... usually it's not too bad. Try some Jerry, pass it around. Save a little time when we'll pass both ways. Captain, I don't know how you feel about this shrimp, but if you'll eat it, you never have to prove your courage in any other way... I'll take a piece here ...

Britboy
04-29-2008, 02:21 PM
He's close man, he's reaaaalllllll close...... *BLOOP* (distant) Hey GI, fcuk yo-*BANG!*

clean
04-29-2008, 02:22 PM
He's close man, he's reaaaalllllll close...... *BLOOP* (distant) Hey GI, fcuk yo-*BANG!*

motherf*cker.

clean
04-29-2008, 02:23 PM
Straight up the road there's a concrete f*cking bunker called Beverly Hills. Where the f*ck else you think it would be ?

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 02:27 PM
"Gooks. What the **** you think I'm shooting at...
I'm sorry, sir... There are gooks by the wire. But I
think I killed them all."

Mate
04-29-2008, 02:32 PM
"We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;"

clean
04-29-2008, 02:33 PM
Like this bridge : We build it every night. Charlie blows it right back up again. Just so the generals can say the road's open. Think about it. Who cares ?

Chulo
04-29-2008, 02:37 PM
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "****" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

clean
04-29-2008, 02:39 PM
There can never be a place like Disneyland, or could there ? Let me know -


Jim, it's here... it's really here.

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 03:04 PM
"Can I get Panama Red with it ?"

clean
04-29-2008, 03:16 PM
You want your panama red, I'll get you some panama red. Destination?

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 03:19 PM
"OK, right sir. Listen it's really a big night - eight bucks for that camo-"

clean
04-29-2008, 03:32 PM
Just give me some fuel!

hank
04-29-2008, 03:37 PM
Is that a peace symbol on your helmet, son?
Yes, sir!
What is this, some kind of sick joke?
No, sir?
Then what is it?
I think I was trying to say something about the duality of man, you know, the Jungian thing.


hank

clean
04-29-2008, 03:39 PM
Why you wanna hijack this thread, hank?

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 03:40 PM
What's the name of that goddamn village, Vin Drin Dop or Lop?
Damn gook names all sound the same.

hank
04-29-2008, 03:44 PM
Why you wanna hijack this thread, hank?

I'm devisive. Watch out.

LAWB asked for them back on page 3.

hank

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 03:48 PM
Holy Christ, she's a SAP. I'm
gonna get that dink bitch. Get
over there, Johnny. Out the right
skid right up her ass.

clean
04-29-2008, 03:55 PM
What's the name of that goddamn village, Vin Drin Dop or Lop?
Damn gook names all sound the same.

That's a fantastic peak. About six feet. It got both the long right with left slide.
It's unbelieveable, it's just Tube City...

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 04:30 PM
Lance, it's the ****ing napalm!
Just wait twenty minutes! ****!

clean
04-29-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm not here. I'm walking through the jungle gathering mangoes.
I meet Raquel Welch. I make a nice mango cream pudding.
Kinda spread it around us. Hey captain, I wanna get some mangoes.

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 04:46 PM
Just think, if it hadn't been for
the Vietnam War, I'd never would've
met you, Miss December.

Hellfish
04-29-2008, 04:48 PM
He was wrapped too tight for Vietnam, probably wrapped too tight for New Orleans.

gaijinsamurai
04-29-2008, 04:50 PM
You had better start sh1tting me Tiffany cufflinks, Private Pyle!

Hot Lips
04-29-2008, 08:27 PM
Who's in charge here?

Chulo
04-29-2008, 08:32 PM
Who's in charge here?
arnt you? .

CG51
04-29-2008, 09:00 PM
You dropped acid? Far out.

Hot Lips
04-29-2008, 09:01 PM
In charge? I don't know, man. I'm just doing what I'm told - I'm just a working girl.


(OK I did my part)

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 09:03 PM
"...do the right thing, stay out
of the way of the bullets, and
bring your hiney home ask in one
piece...'cause we love you very
much. Love, Mom."

CG51
04-29-2008, 09:15 PM
Sanpan off the port bow.

Chulo
04-29-2008, 09:17 PM
i'll join you LAWB




Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

SBL
04-29-2008, 09:18 PM
arnt you? .

Aint you. Aint you.

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 09:19 PM
Sanpan off the port bow.

You owe either drinks to us all or some push ups to yourself for a repeat post, that is the rule.


Sampan up the port bow, let's take a look. Clean on the 60,
Chef the 16. Clean ! Get on that 60 ! p-)

CG51
04-29-2008, 09:26 PM
heh heh.....name your poison.





How many?
Tiger!
What!
****ing tiger man!

Chulo
04-29-2008, 09:29 PM
Aint you. Aint you.sry, WV moment ;)

SupportTheTroops_5
04-29-2008, 09:35 PM
-Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
-So we don't get our balls blown off.



i was suprised this wasnt already posted...
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

bd popeye
04-29-2008, 09:58 PM
I remember seeing this film in 1980 in a drive-in movie in San Diego named the "Midway"..Which is now a strip mall.

Intresting note is that I was stationed in the Philippines('75-'77) when the first part of the film was shot. . Coppola had all sorts of problems, theft of equipment, illness, bad weather...the general graft and corruption in the Philippines.

Another problem was Charlie Sheens part was to be played by Steve McQeen orginally. But he, McQueen, wanted top billing over Brando. No way sez Brando..So McQueen quit the film..enter Charlie Sheen...The first part of the movie was filmed in Olongopo City, RP in July -August '75. Trust me a lot of that film was left on the cutting room floor.. The rest was shot in '77 & '78..'76 was a loss because Copploa was foolish enough to leave his equipment in the Philippines..when he returned in '76 to start the film again his equipment had been stolen.

You know that part of the movie that was susposed to be a USO scene? Those US forces in the film were on active duty USAF stationed in the PI. I'm sure they were paid but I don't know how much.

Once the US military higheracy,then stationed in force in the Philippines, found out it was an anti war film they made a regulation that >>> "No US Forces stationed or active in the Philippines could apppear in any motion picture or Tv production unless they were on leave". We got read that during quaters...

My favorite line in the movie was by that Black Navy Chief on the PBR/Swift boat..

"Quit smokin' that dope! You ain't in no damn Army!"

dave81
04-29-2008, 10:14 PM
Another problem was Charlie Sheens part was to be played by Steve McQeen orginally. But he, McQueen, wanted top billing over Brando. No way sez Brando..So McQueen quit the film..enter Charlie Sheen...Charlie Sheen was 10 years old in 1975. p-)

Breakfast in Vegas
04-29-2008, 10:24 PM
Let's see what we have here... roast beef and... usually it's not too bad. Try some Jerry, pass it around. Save a little time when we'll pass both ways. Captain, I don't know how you feel about this shrimp, but if you'll eat it, you never have to prove your courage in any other way... I'll take a piece here ...
My favorite part. For so many reasons.

bd popeye
04-29-2008, 10:30 PM
Charlie Sheen was 10 years old in 1975. p-)

My bad:oops:..everyone knows I meant Martin Sheen..jeez..And I'm not sure about the spelling..Most of what I post is off the top of my itty bitty brain..

Laworkerbee
04-29-2008, 10:46 PM
My bad:oops:..everyone knows I meant Martin Sheen..jeez..And I'm not sure about the spelling..Most of what I post is off the top of my itty bitty brain..

I'd blame

"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."

:)

CG51
04-29-2008, 10:51 PM
What's that?
Death Cards.
What?
Death Cards! Let's Charlie know who did this!

dave81
04-30-2008, 10:14 PM
Sell The House
Sell The Car
Sell The Kids
Find Someone Else
Forget It
I'm Never Coming Back
Forget It!!!

clean
04-30-2008, 10:17 PM
Harvey Keitel. He played Willard for a few weeks before they fired him. Not McQueen.

clean
04-30-2008, 10:18 PM
i was suprised this wasnt already posted...
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

Only a noob posts this line. Along with "Charlie don't surf" and "the horror, the horror."

It's cool, though. You'll be up to speed in no time.

Hot Lips
04-30-2008, 10:22 PM
Wrong! Wrong! If you could have heard the man, just two days ago,
if you could have heard the man!

LaoSexMachine
04-30-2008, 10:28 PM
If that's how Kilgore fought the war I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just insanity and murder, there was enough of that to go around for everyone.

CG51
04-30-2008, 11:44 PM
Muthafucah.
Hey soldier.........Do you know whos in command here?
Yeah.................