No more sitting on toilets for the ladies..

[Jack Mehoff]

http://lafemmena.com/

Women go around wishing they could pee like men. The only thing they dont realize is that its more comfortable to sit down when you pee than it is to stand up.

Although public toilets are dity, I understand why women would want that in a public restroom.

[MetalBoy]

I know what Mom's getting for her birthday!

[Nawlins]

That's really weird. And I heard it doesn't work anyway.

[Midtown]

I have such a huge hardon right now...seriosly you guys.

[henksmoeder]

:roll: old news. One of Holland's best inventions! Had it over here for a couple of years.Very popular at rock festivals.

[Haiw]

These kind of things aren't exactely revolutionary; they've existed for years. I gotta admit though that I've never seen a company that was stupid enough to produce them out of paper... :cantbeli:

[1Cie GevGn]

Yeah, they're pretty common on rock festivals in Belgium too. Too bad for the dudes who have to clean the grounds lateron, it used to be plastic beercups and hotdog-leftovers, now it's plastic beercups, hotdog-leftovers AND the female version of the wiener

[Roger Rabbit]

I have 1 question

What were you looking for on the internet that meant you found this website?

[Hot Lips]

I don't think I would trust this to work if I knew I wouldn't be able to change my pants/panties if it didn't.

Ewww.

[scm77]

It's made of paper! Wouldn't it get all soggy and...warm? *barf*

[Sierra]

I know what Mom's getting for her birthday! rofl

[scm77]

I know what Mom's getting for her birthday! rofl

rofl Imagine the look on her face when she unwrapped it. :cantbeli:

[Scrim]

I have 1 question

What were you looking for on the internet that meant you found this website?

My thought excactly. Jack? Jack?

[Nawlins]

These kind of things aren't exactely revolutionary; they've existed for years. I gotta admit though that I've never seen a company that was stupid enough to produce them out of paper... :cantbeli:

Depends on the type of paper. Those little cone drinking cups are made out of paper, and they work just fine.

[Fintin]

Depends on the type of paper. Those little cone drinking cups are made out of paper, and they work just fine.

for water or pee?

[Jack Mehoff]

I have 1 question

What were you looking for on the internet that meant you found this website?

My thought excactly. Jack? Jack?

I found this article in another forum.

[Nawlins]

Depends on the type of paper. Those little cone drinking cups are made out of paper, and they work just fine.

for water or pee?

Um... gross. For water. I was pointing out that it's possible for paper to hold liquid and not get all soggy and gross.

[Fintin]

Um... gross. For water. I was pointing out that it's possible for paper to hold liquid and not get all soggy and gross.

yeah..but water is cold...put warm water in one of those things and it will probly fall apart pritty fast...the glue bonding the paper together desolves alot faster in warm water...

[scm77]

This is nasty. :(

[perdurabo]

nah making scalptures from **** is nasty ....

[Hot Lips]

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[Jack Mehoff]

I can understand why women want to pee like men (Damn, it's good being a man :D )

Women bleed monthly in case you've forgotten...sometimes really messy/gross females will leave remnants on the toilet seat from 'hovering' and not cleaning up after themselves...

Lots of things can be transmitted via blood.

Urine/blood/god knows what else is all over the floor from females 'hovering' and not cleaning up and when they sit down their clothes (usually when they have on a dress) may accidentally fall down into it...

Everytime I go to a building or out in the BRM range with my company, we would alway use both men and women latrines since there are not any chicks in combat armed MOS. The chick's latrines are like 10x dirty than the guys' and it stink. ****ing tampons and blood everywhere in female latrines. The smell just make you want to turn your guts inside out.

[perdurabo]

I can understand why women want to pee like men (Damn, it's good being a man :D )

Women bleed monthly in case you've forgotten...sometimes really messy/gross females will leave remnants on the toilet seat from 'hovering' and not cleaning up after themselves...

Lots of things can be transmitted via blood.

Urine/blood/god knows what else is all over the floor from females 'hovering' and not cleaning up and when they sit down their clothes (usually when they have on a dress) may accidentally fall down into it...

Everytime I go to a building or out in the BRM range with my company, we would alway use both men and women latrines since there are not any chicks in combat armed MOS. The chick's latrines are like 10x dirty than the guys' and it stink. f*** tampons and blood everywhere in female latrines. The smell just make you want to turn your guts inside out.
god jack you brong back very bad memories :fork:
i lived in one flat with 3 girls for a year it was nightmare! blood tampoons everywhere and ofcourse "all men are dirty pigs......"
:fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork:
i prefer to live alone now :)

[Jack Mehoff]

This is why I would never go down on a chick to earn my red wings.http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/corky/corkysm83.gif

[Nawlins]

This is why I would never go down on a chick to earn my red wings.http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/corky/corkysm83.gif

Ewwwwww... this thread is gross.

[Scrim]

This thread has officially gone down the toilet. Rim-shot.

[Ratamacue]

This thread has officially gone down the toilet. Rim-shot.

(Cough).

[molly747]

Eeeeewwwwwwww!! I don't know what's grosser, you boys talking about this or the nasty girls and their messiness. For goodness' sake, any proper girl would wrap it in toilet paper, for what it's worth.

I'll stick with squatting, thanks. Oh, and I always clean the toilet seat off, thank you. rofl :cantbeli:

[Jack Mehoff]

Eeeeewwwwwwww!! I don't know what's grosser, you boys talking about this or the nasty girls and their messiness. For goodness' sake, any proper girl would wrap it in toilet paper, for what it's worth.

I'll stick with squatting, thanks. Oh, and I always clean the toilet seat off, thank you. rofl :cantbeli:


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[Haiw]

Um... gross. For water. I was pointing out that it's possible for paper to hold liquid and not get all soggy and gross.

yeah..but water is cold...put warm water in one of those things and it will probly fall apart pritty fast...the glue bonding the paper together desolves alot faster in warm water...
...exactly.

[Hot Lips]

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[Midtown]

This is why I would never go down on a chick to earn my red wings.http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/corky/corkysm83.gif

As long as the girl has a tampon in, your not gonna get junked up, fear not my sons.

[molly747]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any grosser.

[Jack Mehoff]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any grosser.

Let's talk about something else, how about let's talk about you? So....what do you like to do for fun? p-)

[molly747]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any grosser.

Let's talk about something else, how about let's talk about you? So....what do you like to do for fun? p-)

Well, Jack, I'm glad you asked! :lol:
I like to hang out with my friends. I have 3 sorority girlfriends that I'm closest with.
I hate clubs (yech, cheesy). I prefer bars/pubs. Any place with "regulars" and a football game on TV. I'm happiest sitting on a barstool with a beer in my hand.
I loooooove Georgia football.
I like to write (probably why I'm a writer).
I love to read (working on The Secret Life of Bees).
I like to work out.
I hate to shop (I tend to pick up things here and there).
I looooove music (anything and everything).
I like old country--Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, David Alan Coe, Alabama, Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker Band, etc.
Favorite color is green.
I love men.

Anything else you want to know? ;)

[Haiw]

What did you get on your 5th birthday?

[molly747]

A bike. White, with pink streamers.

[Haiw]

How long did it last? And BTW, what kind of birthday cake did you have?

[Ratamacue]

Christ, the Dutchlandman's lost it.

[molly747]

Ah, I probably rode that thing a few years. I had an E.T. cake. Anything else? :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

what is that bridge in your avatar?

[Haiw]

Ah, I probably rode that thing a few years. I had an E.T. cake. Anything else? :lol:
You know, back in high school, there was this one kid, who had this thing going with some kind of drug dealer. Now what was that kid's favorite color?

[Ratamacue]

What is the meaning of life?

[Nawlins]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any grosser.

Let's talk about something else, how about let's talk about you? So....what do you like to do for fun? p-)

Well, Jack, I'm glad you asked! :lol:
I like to hang out with my friends. I have 3 sorority girlfriends that I'm closest with.
I hate clubs (yech, cheesy). I prefer bars/pubs. Any place with "regulars" and a football game on TV. I'm happiest sitting on a barstool with a beer in my hand.
I loooooove Georgia football.
I like to write (probably why I'm a writer).
I love to read (working on The Secret Life of Bees).
I like to work out.
I hate to shop (I tend to pick up things here and there).
I looooove music (anything and everything).
I like old country--Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, David Alan Coe, Alabama, Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker Band, etc.
Favorite color is green.
I love men.

Anything else you want to know? ;)

We're quite different... but you're alot like one of my closest girlfriends, so I'm sure I'd like ya.

[molly747]

what is that bridge in your avatar?

Hernando DeSoto Bridge, otherwise known as the "Memphis Bridge" for its M-shape. Located over the mighty Mississip, in Memphis, TN, where I was born, raised, and am a registered voter.

Oh, and the kid's favorite color was black.

[molly747]

What is the meaning of life?

To be happy and kind to others around you.

[molly747]

Nawlins: We're quite different... but you're alot like one of my closest girlfriends, so I'm sure I'd like ya.[/quote]

What about you, Nawlins? What are you like?

[Ratamacue]

What is the meaning of life?

To be happy and kind to others around you.

Wrong.

[molly747]

What is the meaning of life?

To be happy and kind to others around you.

Wrong.

So enlighten me, Mr. Jameson...

[Haiw]

What is the meaning of life?

To be happy and kind to others around you.

Wrong.
The meaning of life is to waste your entire life trying to look for a meaning of life?

[Ratamacue]

Hell if I know the answer, but I know that you're both wrong. :P

[Haiw]

Soooooo back to molly; where did you go on vacation in 1989?

[molly747]

Shoot, what is there is no meaning of life? What if the afterlife consists of sitting in a room watching reruns of 'Scarecrow and Mrs. King'? Wouldn't that be a kicker?

[Nawlins]

We're quite different... but you're alot like one of my closest girlfriends, so I'm sure I'd like ya.

What about you, Nawlins? What are you like?

I like to hang out with people. Sometimes my friends, but sometimes total strangers are fun too. I was never in a sorority. Actually, I liked that my university didn't have a greek system or a football team.
Speaking of football, I hate it. I pretty much don't like watching sports at all. I make an exception for horse racing.
I love to read too... just about anything I can get my hands on. Even the books I had to buy for classes, but didn't take the time to read then.
I make myself work out cause I know it's good for me, but I wouldn't say that I particularly enjoy it. I just enjoy the effects. ;)
I love to shop. I'll walk around a store for hours, looking, picking out, trying on... even if I don't end up buying anything, it's fun.
I like new music best... small artists most people haven't heard of yet. Their live shows are cheaper, and they just seem more...personal.
My favorite colors are blue, pink, and purple. I'm about the girliest girl you'll ever meet.
I hate wearing shoes. If I could wear sandals and sundresses all the time, I would.
Every few months I get bored and change my hair. Cut, color, style... whatever I feel like at the time.

[molly747]

California. Parents rented a car and drove us up and down the coast. Saw 'Batman' and visited my first Taco Bell. Got a nasty case of stomach flu. Also went up to New Hampshire for a few weeks. My family owns a summer place up there.

[Haiw]

Now tell me about your nightmares... have you ever dreamed about lambs? Crying lambs?

[Jack Mehoff]

what are you wearing right now?

[Nawlins]

That new avatar is a little creepy....

[Ratamacue]

what are you wearing right now?

That's a nice blue outfit you have on there, Jack. I'm surprised you were able to find a bra large enough to fit your man-****.

[molly747]

Now tell me about your nightmares... have you ever dreamed about lambs? Crying lambs?

No. Oddly enough, I have nightmares about crocodiles and alligators. I'm terrified of them. Scare the bejesus out of me.
I had a dream yesterday that I was dating a boy in a wheelchair and we got into a fight in a public place. I yelled something at him and everyone got really mad at me and starting yelling at me, "Why are you so mean to him? He's in a wheelchair!"
Also, I had a dream last night that a friend accused me of stealing $20 out of her purse, which I didn't do. She got really mad and me and, to make it up to her, I searched for her missing dog.
Weird.

[molly747]

what are you wearing right now?

Green and white striped pajama pants and a Stax Records t-shirt.

[Jack Mehoff]

why did you pick molly747 for your screen name?

[Haiw]

No. Oddly enough, I have nightmares about crocodiles and alligators. I'm terrified of them. Scare the bejesus out of me.
I had a dream yesterday that I was dating a boy in a wheelchair and we got into a fight in a public place. I yelled something at him and everyone got really mad at me and starting yelling at me, "Why are you so mean to him? He's in a wheelchair!"
Also, I had a dream last night that a friend accused me of stealing $20 out of her purse, which I didn't do. She got really mad and me and, to make it up to her, I searched for her missing dog.
Weird.
It seems you have guilty dreams... not a clean consciense? What could cause that? Any suggestions of anything that could have caused that?

[molly747]

why did you pick molly747 for your screen name?

Molly=the name of my cat growing up (awesome cat, very sweet disposition).
747=the type of plane my father flew when I was born. Also, he had our address number changed to '747' when my parents moved to their house (before I was born).

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where? :cantbeli:

[molly747]

why did you pick molly747 for your screen name?

Molly=the name of my cat growing up (awesome cat, very sweet disposition).
747=the type of plane my father flew when I was born. Also, he had our address number changed to '747' when my parents moved to their house (before I was born).

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where? :cantbeli:

[molly747]

why did you pick molly747 for your screen name?

Molly=the name of my cat growing up (awesome cat, very sweet disposition).
747=the type of plane my father flew when I was born. Also, he had our address number changed to '747' when my parents moved to their house (before I was born).

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where? :cantbeli:

[Jack Mehoff]

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where?

Utah, I'll take you snow boarding in the morning and boating in Utah Lake in the afternoon (yes, we still have snow up in the mountain) :lol:

[Haiw]

You don't have to get out of the atmosphere, the atmosphere has to get out of you... p-)

[Haiw]

You don't have to get out of the atmosphere, the atmosphere has to get out of you... p-)

[molly747]

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where?

Utah, I'll take you snow boarding in the morning and boating in Utah Lake in the afternoon (yes, we still have snow up in the mountain) :lol:

Crazy triple post! Stupid computer...
I don't know how to snowboard, but I can ski like nobody's business.

[Jack Mehoff]

molly747 and Haiw, you only need to press the submit button one time.

BTW, it's not your computer, it's the laggy forum.

[molly747]

Hmmm, the gators and crocs might have to do with school. I've been stressed out over schoolwork lately. I seriously need to get out of Atlanta, but where?

Utah, I'll take you snow boarding in the morning and boating in Utah Lake in the afternoon (yes, we still have snow up in the mountain) :lol:

Where do you go? I've been to Park City--whoo hoo! But the alcohol laws there suck.

[Jack Mehoff]

Alta for all my snowing needs.
Park City in the summer
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[MetalBoy]

No. Oddly enough, I have nightmares about crocodiles and alligators. I'm terrified of them. Scare the bejesus out of me.

I just watched a movie last night called Eaten Alive about a hillbilly southerner who owns a motel and feeds his customers to his pet alligator. It was directed by Tobe Hooper the director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it was quite good. Scariest movie I've seen in a while actually. I don't like gators much either.

[Haiw]

What could be so scary about a leather bag with paws?

[molly747]

No. Oddly enough, I have nightmares about crocodiles and alligators. I'm terrified of them. Scare the bejesus out of me.

I just watched a movie last night called Eaten Alive about a hillbilly southerner who owns a motel and feeds his customers to his pet alligator. It was directed by Tobe Hooper the director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it was quite good. Scariest movie I've seen in a while actually. I don't like gators much either.

Ugh! *shudders* Don't want to even think about it!

[Hot Lips]

I thought Lake Placid would be scary like Jaws, but it was rather comical.

[Rilence]

dear god jack...

[Jack Mehoff]

dear god jack...

what do you want, dear?