If you could rule the world....

[Jack Mehoff]

What would you do?


This is what I would do....


For the US of A

-Cut taxes for all
-Abolish social security, public healthcare, welfare, subsitized housing and most other public social benefits. They aren't the government responsibility.
-End all aid to countries of whom don't support the US
-Privitize humanitarian aid

For the rest of the world:

-Abolish socialism and communism.
-Create a capitalist system for all
-Abolish UN and NATO
-Open quality public education in Africa
-Encourage corporations to open factories in Africa
-Cut taxes in all socialist and communist nations and use existing money to fund current municipal services
-Ensure democracy for all
-If any countries resist, introduce them to the atomic bomb and Oprah.

[scott]

if i could rule the world? benevolent dictorship style?
in humour and off-topic?

abolish the westphalian state system and establish a commonwealth of nations
eliminate the present economic system as well
sorry but this would mean the end of western society and certainly the end of the unipolar world

but thats just the way i would see it *for the good of the majority of humanity*

thats my radical utopia, however, far more realistic is the easing of the westphalian state system and the gaining of power to non-state actors, a redevelopment and rationalisation of globalisation, and steps ever so closer to a global federalism... but not in my lifetime

looking at this its about as polar an answer as can be from jack's
liberal/idealist to his conservative/realist

take care

[Jack Mehoff]

In addition to all my rules. I want girls and women everywhere to live by these 24 laws.


1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

16. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what Mauve is.

17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, Sport, or Cars.

22. You have enough clothes.

23. You have too many shoes.

24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

[scott]

:lol:
i amend mine to include number 1
no way to get around it

[Vance]

24 Rules woot

[mack pl]

If I could rule the world-
-create one big state on world- Wielka Rzeczpospolita Polska( Great Republic of Poland)... :)
-changed name of world in to-Maciejowice ;) :lol:
-world capital-Choroń( the place where Im living).. rofl
-social democrtic system for all
-one army, air force, navy under mine personal command ;)
-Polish will be the official language on whole world :lol:
-abolish United Nation, coz we will have one state
-abolish NATO, coz we will have one army
-recolonization Africa
-stop killing Amazonian forests
-changed rules in Islam.........alcohol, ;)

regards all :lol:

[Brzeczyszczykiewicz]

If I could rule the world-
-create one big state on world- Wielka Rzeczpospolita Polska( Great Republic of Poland)... :)
-changed name of world in to-Maciejowice ;) :lol:
-world capital-Choroń( the place where Im living).. rofl
-social democrtic system for all
-one army, air force, navy under mine personal command ;)
-Polish will be the official language on whole world :lol:
-abolish United Nation, coz we will have one state
-abolish NATO, coz we will have one army
-recolonization Africa
-stop killing Amazonian forests
-changed rules in Islam.........alcohol, ;)

- free beer for all ;)

[mack pl]

If I could rule the world-
-create one big state on world- Wielka Rzeczpospolita Polska( Great Republic of Poland)... :)
-changed name of world in to-Maciejowice ;) :lol:
-world capital-Choroń( the place where Im living).. rofl
-social democrtic system for all
-one army, air force, navy under mine personal command ;)
-Polish will be the official language on whole world :lol:
-abolish United Nation, coz we will have one state
-abolish NATO, coz we will have one army
-recolonization Africa
-stop killing Amazonian forests
-changed rules in Islam.........alcohol, ;)

- free beer for all ;)

-Brzeczyszczykiewicz will be mine peronal Cześnik(alcohol expert)... :lol:

[Haiw]

What would you do?


This is what I would do....


For the US of A

-Cut taxes for all
-Abolish social security, public healthcare, welfare, subsitized housing and most other public social benefits. They aren't the government responsibility.
-End all aid to countries of whom don't support the US
-Privitize humanitarian aid
You mean you'd put the country 75 years back in time? :lol:

[mocking_loudly_died]

Hmmm. I would make the Russians, the Israelis, the Finnish and the new age Germans live together in a country called "ethnictopia – the war zone", then televise the outcome.

No firearms are allowed, only broken bottles and self-righteous opinions.

[mack pl]

Hmmm. I would make the Russians, the Israelis, the Finnish and the new age Germans live together in a country called "ethnictopia – the war zone", then televise the outcome.

No firearms are allowed, only broken bottles and self-righteous opinions.

hey, what about Poles ;) :lol:

[Javehn]

I also want Swedish guys on the list ... :lol: It would be boring without them . ;)

A little bit of this , a little bit of that ....

[mocking_loudly_died]

Okay, I’m chucking in two disgruntled poles and a Swedish trans****** called daisy.

[Javehn]

I would like 2 Aussi silver back kenguroos added to the list , and Tibetian freedom fighter kong foo guerrila . Chimp would also do the work ;) (you know , guerilla , gorrila , monkey , chimp :roll: ;) .

[mack pl]

disgruntledwhats that means :roll:

[Roger Rabbit]

I would like 2 Aussi silver back kenguroos added to the list , and Tibetian freedom fighter kong foo guerrila . Chimp would also do the work ;) (you know , guerilla , gorrila , monkey , chimp :roll: ;) .

You'd let animals near a Swede? Poor animals

[Javehn]

Oh , dude , prepare for serious crying now ;)
You have opened some Sweden pandora box :|

[Roger Rabbit]

At least they haven't opened the panda's box :lol:

[mocking_loudly_died]

Name some swedes that visit this forum. I can't recall any off the top of my head.

[Hullebullen]

Name some swedes that visit this forum. I can't recall any off the top of my head.

So that's it. I'm invisible to you guys. *sob*
I think I'm going to have another session with my therapist. On that nice leather couch of his.

MMMMH...cow skin * droool*





What? ;)

[mack pl]

/\ What :roll:

szwedzkie gadanie ;)

[Javehn]

Name some swedes that visit this forum. I can't recall any off the top of my head.

Yep . They are here .....Mods are trying to cover their presence ....
They walk amongst us ...The truth is out there ....

La-la-la-la la-la-la-la (X-files music ) .

[mack pl]

Name some swedes that visit this forum. I can't recall any off the top of my head..
They walk amongst us ...

You mean they are typeing ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Name some swedes that visit this forum. I can't recall any off the top of my head.

So that's it. I'm invisible to you guys. *sob*
I think I'm going to have another session with my therapist. On that nice leather couch of his.

MMMMH...cow skin * droool*





What? ;)
rofl

[cmd]

Damn swedes :roll:

If I could rule the world this map would be real rofl
http://www.bananapress.fi/Paidat/PaitaK1/ag-85.gif

[mack pl]

Damn swedes :roll:

If I could rule the world this map would be real rofl
http://www.bananapress.fi/Paidat/PaitaK1/ag-85.gif

Hey, where the fuzk is Bornholm????Its danish, not swedish, man :bash:
Danes are cool ;)


rofl rofl rofl good one ;)

[Brzeczyszczykiewicz]

Hmmm. I would make the Russians, the Israelis, the Finnish and the new age Germans live together in a country called "ethnictopia – the war zone", then televise the outcome.

No firearms are allowed, only broken bottles and self-righteous opinions.

Yeah I love reality shows :D


hey, what about Poles ;) :lol:

Mack you will be famous- can I have your autograph, pleeeease? :lol:

[Hot Lips]

One day? Geez anything you do will be undone the next day. Soooooo...

No doors would be closed to me. I'd get into all the cool parties and places even the gentlemen only places.

Men would have to bend to my will. If I say "you must do what Nawlins, Molly, Farmgirl, etc say" then you must listen to them too.

Men must go shirtless and wear good fitting jeans, not shave so they have sexy scratchy 5'oclock shadows and say "Yes Goddess" to ever woman that asks something of them and "Yes Most Sexy Goddess" to me.

Everything would be free for me. I'd go in every store and take the most expensive clothes, shoes, and accessories and let all the women wear them for the day free.

The whole day would be about me. I would be the only thing on TV. Radio would only play music I like. Newspapers and magazines would write about me and have me on the covers. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/kneel.gif

rofl I crack me up.

[mack pl]

Hmmm. I would make the Russians, the Israelis, the Finnish and the new age Germans live together in a country called "ethnictopia – the war zone", then televise the outcome.

No firearms are allowed, only broken bottles and self-righteous opinions.

Yeah I love reality shows :D


hey, what about Poles ;) :lol:

Mack you will be famous- can I have your autograph, pleeeease? :lol:yeah sure ;)

mack

[perdurabo]

One day? Geez anything you do will be undone the next day. Soooooo...

No doors would be closed to me. I'd get into all the cool parties and places even the gentlemen only places.

Men would have to bend to my will. If I say "you must do what Nawlins, Molly, Farmgirl, etc say" then you must listen to them too.

Men must go shirtless and wear good fitting jeans, not shave so they have sexy scratchy 5'oclock shadows and say "Yes Goddess" to ever woman that asks something of them and "Yes Most Sexy Goddess" to me.

Everything would be free for me. I'd go in every store and take the most expensive clothes, shoes, and accessories and let all the women wear them for the day free.

The whole day would be about me. I would be the only thing on TV. Radio would only play music I like. Newspapers and magazines would write about me and have me on the covers. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/kneel.gif

rofl I crack me up.
And at the end it would occur that all those godess are ruled by some small bald guy with fake brests....

watch sexmisson (seksmisja) movie.

[mack pl]

/\ i guess nobody here have idea what about you talking :roll: Seksmisja-wtf? ;) :lol:

[memphiz]

You dont want to know what I would do if I ruled the world :D

[Hot Lips]

CJ doesn't have fake ****s.

[Fintin]

You dont want to know what I would do if I ruled the world :D

we would all be forced to submit daily photos for photoshopping....

[memphiz]

You dont want to know what I would do if I ruled the world :D

we would all be forced to submit daily photos for photoshopping....
:D

[molly747]

What would you do?


This is what I would do....


For the US of A

-Cut taxes for all
-Abolish social security, public healthcare, welfare, subsitized housing and most other public social benefits. They aren't the government responsibility.
-End all aid to countries of whom don't support the US
-Privitize humanitarian aid

For the rest of the world:

-Abolish socialism and communism.
-Create a capitalist system for all
-Abolish UN and NATO
-Open quality public education in Africa
-Encourage corporations to open factories in Africa
-Cut taxes in all socialist and communist nations and use existing money to fund current municipal services
-Ensure democracy for all
-If any countries resist, introduce them to the atomic bomb and Oprah.

Everything he said. Plus more frivolous ideas:
1. Liquor stores open until 2 am and on Sundays.
2. Abolish seat belt/helmet laws for adults.
3. Ban commercials on the radio.
4. Have everything available for purchase on the internet.
5. Free condoms at every gas station.
6. Cheaper cable/phone/power services.
7. Make more hybrid/electric/gas efficient cars available in every car/truck model.
8. Lower the price of CDs and DVDs (12 cents to make--sheesh!).
9. Legalize pot (in small quantities).
10. Lower drinking age to 16 and raise driving age to 17 or 18.

8. [/code]

[Jack Mehoff]

8. Lower the price of CDs and DVDs (12 cents to make--sheesh


There's Kazaa and other p2p proggies. :lol:

[dhfactory]

Make everyone present there own case on their value to my world. One by one.

Kill all those who i deemed useless, Ugly, unintellegent, asian, indian or smelly.

Segregate people by race.

-Sean

[UkrainianAmerican]

Make everyone present there own case on their value to my world. One by one.

Kill all those who i deemed useless, Ugly, unintellegent, asian, indian or smelly.

Segregate people by race.

-Sean
:hug:

[chauncy republicans]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

[Hot Lips]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

What the heck do you plan on doing after that one day?

[chauncy republicans]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

What the heck do you plan on doing after that one day?
Eating all the left over food!

[mocking_loudly_died]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

What the heck do you plan on doing after that one day?
Eating all the left over food!

rofl

Very Homer Simpson.

[molly747]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

What the heck do you plan on doing after that one day?
Eating all the left over food!

Just remember: food can't love you back. More importantly, it's not very good in the sack.

[Trigger]

I would hang a do not disturb sign on my door and sleep in.

[chauncy republicans]

I would kill everyone!!





.....Except for myselfe, daughter, and Elsa Benitez

What the heck do you plan on doing after that one day?
Eating all the left over food!

Just remember: food can't love you back. More importantly, it's not very good in the sack.
hehe I dont know about that, there is this good brand of apple turnovers...

[Flagg]

I would be called Flaggmeister

I'd wear a really cool hat

My Protection Party would consist entirely of bikini wearing, machine gun toting, bad-ass hotties

All naughty people would be forced to fight in pay-per-view deathmatch.....proceeds split between victims and paying for all education and healthcare costs

Child-abusers, wife-beaters, and the initiators of conflict would be put into a big rocket and launched into the sun...only I get to press the big red button

The entire planet will come over my house on my birthday for a BBQ.....BYOB

ALL HAIL FLAGGMEISTER

That is all....

[chauncy republicans]

ALL HAIL FAGGMEISTER
huh? :P

[mack pl]

ALL HAIL FAGGMEISTER
huh? :P

HEIL OBERGRUPPEN FAGGMEISTER !!! rofl

[Flagg]

Nice one sparky....come up with that one by yourself or did you have help?

[mack pl]

Nice one sparky....come up with that one by yourself or did you have help?

:) :hug: no offense

[chauncy republicans]

Nice one sparky....come up with that one by yourself or did you have help?
No offence man, Im sorry if I pissed you off. I was just joking around.

[Denat]

Kill all (...) Segregate(d) people by race.
That's the point ;)

[big80a2]

I would start to populate the moon by building a large prison there....
after that I'll make the ruluzz :P

[Kenshin]

First ORder:

- Make Broadband Internet access Free for all.

The rest.. I havent thought of it yet. How bout banning women to wear bra?