Males becoming extinct?

[Jack Mehoff]

http://genealogy.about.com/cs/geneticgenealogy/fr/adams_curse.htm


"Sykes uses his own research to show that the all-important male Y-chromosome is degenerating as it advances through evolution, rendering men infertile with increasing frequency, and the female X-chromosome (mDNA), which has a "twin" and can repair itself to minimize bad mutations, is slowly taking over. In other words, women are winning the evolutionary battle of the sexes."

Honestly, I wouldn't want to exist in a world run entirely by women anyway. Perhaps we're better off. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/smoking/rauch16.gif

[Operation Ivy]

bastards

[molly747]

Mwahahahahaaa *twiddles thumbs* My plan is working according to schedule... p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Now I understand why women produce too much noice from their oral orifice, it's part of their dandy plan to kill off male Y-chromosome. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/509.gif

[flickme]

Just glad i wont be around the day man go extinct. ;)

[Mark Sman]

Actually, from my point of view, this is better than the alternative.

Females going extinct. Yikes, thats panic time.

Heck, I'm willing to pull more than my fair share of the load if some guys are falling behind.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Heck, I'm willing to pull more than my fair share of the load if some guys are falling behind.

Good you can have all the kids because I want none :P deal?

[Seraphim]

Well females already out populate males.

[Nawlins]

Yep... there have always been slightly more women in the world. And I believe I've heard this bit of research or something like it before... I vaguely remember reading about the weakness of the Y chromosome. Hmmm..... interesting.....

[Jack Mehoff]

Men fight in wars, work in high-risk jobs, commit suicide (thanks to women). No wonder why there are slightly more women than men in this world.

[G1]

Of course, you won't recognize the "women" that finally "win" the battle of the sexes, males and females will have ceased to exist as we know them and you'll have something that wouldn't pass for a human today, I think. Anyway, that's incredibly far off.

[Kenshin]

well look at the bright side. Basic Law of supply and demand > Men will be in great demand that women will die to have a man or there is large supply of women that you gotta have more than one. Yawza!

[G1]

well look at the bright side. Basic Law of supply and demand > Men will be in great demand that women will die to have a man or there is large supply of women that you gotta have more than one. Yawza!

Yes, but then men will just complain about having too few and ugly women instead of having none at all. :)

[ChuckThunder]

Guys, just follow these rules.


- Real MEN - Retro******s!
Please allow me to vent. I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Hetero******, homo******, bi******, trans******, metro******, non-******; blue, green, and purple-****** - bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retro****** movement. "

The Code :

A Retro****** man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retro****** man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retro****** DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retro****** not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retro****** doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having ***, you are a God.

A Retro****** does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retro******s need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retro****** does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

A Retro****** should know how to properly kill stuff
(or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retro****** watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

A Retro****** does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

A Retro****** should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

A Retro****** is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retro****** will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

A Retro****** knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retro****** should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

A Retro****** knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

A Retro****** knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up".

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retro****** may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retro****** can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck.

When a Retro****** is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retro****** stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

A Retro****** knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and ****unciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner

A Retro****** will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

A Retro****** knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

A Retro****** man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

A Retro****** man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land. Except on his truck--that would happen because of a "force of nature", and then the retro****** man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL with IT, or do both.

A Retro****** will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retro****** man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

A Retro****** man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

A Retro****** man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !

[Nawlins]

That's awesome.

[Hot Lips]

We'll dominate and take over then clone the men we want to keep around. RAWR!

[G1]

Guys, just follow these rules.




The Code :


A-men!

[Haiw]

We'll dominate and take over then clone the men we want to keep around. RAWR!
Shall we...clone now or clone later? ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Guys, just follow these rules.




The Code :


A-men!
Word!

[Rilence]

hmm i wonder what it would be like if we were extinct wont girls feel a little lonly?

[Jack Mehoff]

hmm i wonder what it would be like if we were extinct wont girls feel a little lonly?

Judging from this board, they still have their vibrators and other chicks to make out.

[Durandal]

Guys, just follow these rules.


- Real MEN - Retro******s!

If you have to FOLLOW them, then you are NOT a retro******...

[Hot Lips]

What is this retro****** you speak of?

[Durandal]

Just another LABEL...

I am assuming the opposite of METRO******...

Or in other words, a guy who cannot take a crap in the woods 'cuz he has no bacterial ahnd soap. rofl

[Nawlins]

hmm i wonder what it would be like if we were extinct wont girls feel a little lonly?

Judging from this board, they still have their vibrators and other chicks to make out.

Somebody's been paying attention. ;)