I'm having some girl problems, uhh.. I mean MILF problems.

[Universal]

I work at a nutrition store. I had a shift on friday, it wasn't busy until this lady walked in, she's in her 40's, but looks f*cken HOT, you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom, the ultimate MILF ;) )

To make a long story short, this lady bought 250$ worth of stuff that I don't think she needed, and I spent over an hour talking to her, we exchanged names and got to know a bit about eachother (anything to make the sale). The next day she calls the store and talks to me on the phone for 25 minutes, and, believe it or not guys, this woman was seducing me. She told me she's got everything she wants out of life but all she wants now is a young man on top of her, then asked me if I wanted to be that man. She called me twice after that seducing me again and saying how much energy she feels when talking to me :roll:, then she said she's coming to see me on tuesday to take me out for coffee.

So people, I want your opinion, how should I handle this?

[EvanL]

I work at a nutrition store. I had a shift on friday, it wasn't busy until this lady walked in, she's in her 40's, but looks f*cken HOT, you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom, the ultimate MILF ;) )

To make a long story short, this lady bought 250$ worth of stuff that I don't think she needed, and I spent over an hour talking to her, we exchanged names and got to know a bit about eachother (anything to make the sale). The next day she calls the store and talks to me on the phone for 25 minutes, and, believe it or not guys, this woman was seducing me. She told me she's got everything she wants out of life but all she wants now is a young man on top of her, then asked me if I wanted to be that man. She called me twice after that seducing me again and saying how much energy she feels when talking to me :roll:, then she said she's coming to see me on tuesday to take me out for coffee.

So people, I want your opinion, how should I handle this?
STraighten up and tap dat ass.
These MILFs know more than any girl your age.
Have her show u a good time.

[Jack Mehoff]

Well, you can't really turn down free ***. Make sure you wear protection though.

[chauncy republicans]

These MILFs know more than any girl your age.
I dont know about that....


.....how old are you universal?

[Universal]

I work at a nutrition store. I had a shift on friday, it wasn't busy until this lady walked in, she's in her 40's, but looks f*cken HOT, you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom, the ultimate MILF ;) )

To make a long story short, this lady bought 250$ worth of stuff that I don't think she needed, and I spent over an hour talking to her, we exchanged names and got to know a bit about eachother (anything to make the sale). The next day she calls the store and talks to me on the phone for 25 minutes, and, believe it or not guys, this woman was seducing me. She told me she's got everything she wants out of life but all she wants now is a young man on top of her, then asked me if I wanted to be that man. She called me twice after that seducing me again and saying how much energy she feels when talking to me :roll:, then she said she's coming to see me on tuesday to take me out for coffee.

So people, I want your opinion, how should I handle this?
STraighten up and tap dat ass.
These MILFs know more than any girl your age.
Have her show u a good time.

lol, I know, thats what I was thinking too, MILFs don't f*ck around, they get straight to business, they show you a good time instead of you doing all the work. A buddy of mine dated a 43 year old woman once who had 2 children, he said it was the best relationship he's ever had.

[Universal]

These MILFs know more than any girl your age.
I dont know about that....


.....how old are you universal?

20 bro, I'm in my prime backed with hot looks.

[chauncy republicans]

Chicks in there 20s are great in bed. Better than the "milfs" my age, after women hit 35 they get somewhat lazy. I'm with a 21 year old myselfe, and she really knows how to work that ass. :D You just need to get them excited enough...

[Mark Sman]

Slap on the "Body Armor" and head into the action man.

Check for husbands. Especially gun totin jealous type husbands.

[Universal]

Chicks in there 20s are great in bed. Better than the "milfs" my age, after women hit 35 they get somewhat lazy. I'm with a 21 year old myselfe, and she really knows how to work that ass. :D You just need to get them excited enough...

Yeah, I agree with you, but how much *** do you get out of these young cats, and how much work do you have to do to get ***? ;)

A relationship with a milf is all about *** and her spending all her wealth on you.

[molly747]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.

[Jack Mehoff]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.

Yeah, but you are only 22. :lol:

[molly747]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.

Yeah, but you are only 22. :lol:

Hey, I'm 23! I work at an all-women gym, so I'm always talking to women of all pages. Older women are less into drama and they've got loads of life experience.

[chauncy republicans]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

[molly747]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

Well, if they're twice my age, they have a lot more experience than me. Not discounting myself, of course. ;)

[Nawlins]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

Apparently you've been with the wrong older ladies. Women generally hit their ****** peak in their mid-30's. Either that or you just want to brag that you hook up with women half your age....

[Universal]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

I think they get better in bed with someone half their age. It excites them to have a young body.

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

Hit that ****!! You she has to be good!

[chauncy republicans]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

Apparently you've been with the wrong older ladies. Women generally hit their ****** peak in their mid-30's. Either that or you just want to brag that you hook up with women half your age....
It could be a combination if both. :oops:

[Nawlins]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.
If they(Milfs) were better in bed I would'nt waste the time nor the money to get a lady your age in bed.

Apparently you've been with the wrong older ladies. Women generally hit their ****** peak in their mid-30's. Either that or you just want to brag that you hook up with women half your age....
It could be a combination if both. :oops:

Probably. Don't be so quick to judge.

[chauncy republicans]

Don't be so quick to judge.
:roll:

[caspermeister]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.

I don't think so. I'd been in the situation w/ older women (+/- 14 years older). IMHE, older women have more drama than younger ones - specially the one with kids and arshole ex-husband. They (older women) tend to "beat around the bush", they don't know what they actually want at the moment: just casual *** or casual *** leads to a relationship. When it leads to a relationship, most don't last long. If you (X your finger) have fallen for her, and she doesn't want a relationship... you're in deep do do my friend. Broken heart is a wiatch thing ever happens to human kind (man or woman).
If your LIBIDO is high on her, go for it but try not to expect a lot on the realtionship department. And YES they are better in bed... I've to agree with molly on that part.

[Haiw]

I work at a nutrition store. I had a shift on friday, it wasn't busy until this lady walked in, she's in her 40's, but looks f*cken HOT, you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom, the ultimate MILF ;) )

To make a long story short, this lady bought 250$ worth of stuff that I don't think she needed, and I spent over an hour talking to her, we exchanged names and got to know a bit about eachother (anything to make the sale). The next day she calls the store and talks to me on the phone for 25 minutes, and, believe it or not guys, this woman was seducing me. She told me she's got everything she wants out of life but all she wants now is a young man on top of her, then asked me if I wanted to be that man. She called me twice after that seducing me again and saying how much energy she feels when talking to me :roll:, then she said she's coming to see me on tuesday to take me out for coffee.

So people, I want your opinion, how should I handle this?
And there we were thinking FG was on vacation in Mexico...

[Kenshin]

I work at a nutrition store. I had a shift on friday, it wasn't busy until this lady walked in, she's in her 40's, but looks f*cken HOT, you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom, the ultimate MILF ;) )

To make a long story short, this lady bought 250$ worth of stuff that I don't think she needed, and I spent over an hour talking to her, we exchanged names and got to know a bit about eachother (anything to make the sale). The next day she calls the store and talks to me on the phone for 25 minutes, and, believe it or not guys, this woman was seducing me. She told me she's got everything she wants out of life but all she wants now is a young man on top of her, then asked me if I wanted to be that man. She called me twice after that seducing me again and saying how much energy she feels when talking to me :roll:, then she said she's coming to see me on tuesday to take me out for coffee.

So people, I want your opinion, how should I handle this?
And there we were thinking FG was on vacation in Mexico...

rofl

[Universal]

Go for it. Older women are better in bed and have their priorities straight.

I don't think so. I'd been in the situation w/ older women (+/- 14 years older). IMHE, older women have more drama than younger ones - specially the one with kids and arshole ex-husband. They (older women) tend to "beat around the bush", they don't know what they actually want at the moment: just casual *** or casual *** leads to a relationship. When it leads to a relationship, most don't last long. If you (X your finger) have fallen for her, and she doesn't want a relationship... you're in deep do do my friend. Broken heart is a wiatch thing ever happens to human kind (man or woman).
If your LIBIDO is high on her, go for it but try not to expect a lot on the realtionship department. And YES they are better in bed... I've to agree with molly on that part.

I don't want a relationship, just some quick action.

[Kenshin]

After all that advice, dont you think we deserve a pic of the lady?

[WolverineBlue]

She'll probably f*** the hell out you. My recommendation is get some.

[Universal]

After all that advice, dont you think we deserve a pic of the lady?

I don't even know her last name... Didn't you read read the first post? I just met her 3 days ago, I don't know much about her.

[Salty Dog]

After all that advice, dont you think we deserve a pic of the lady?

I don't even know her last name... Didn't you read read the first post? I just met her 3 days ago, I don't know much about her.


.....she has aids.

[UkrainianAmerican]

What a lucky-ass sonofabitch!

[Kenshin]

After all that advice, dont you think we deserve a pic of the lady?

I don't even know her last name... Didn't you read read the first post? I just met her 3 days ago, I don't know much about her.

What I meant was if you eventually go out with her, bring along a camera, take a shot and post it right here.

[Hot Lips]

Chicks in there 20s are great in bed. Better than the "milfs" my age, after women hit 35 they get somewhat lazy. I'm with a 21 year old myselfe, and she really knows how to work that ass. :D You just need to get them excited enough...

rofl You've been hanging out with the wrong older chicks then my friend.

[Marmot1]

What a lucky-ass sonofabitch!

Yeah....

GO FOR IT MAN... DO NOT WASTE OCASSION!!! NEXT TIME WHEN IT HAPPEN YOU WILL BE OLD FART IN MID 40'S AND SHE IN MID 60's SO BETER NOW THAN NEVER!!!!

[Hot Lips]

Oh yeah. Go for it. Enjoy it for what it is.

[NcDeuce]

you should know what I'm talking about, those adult ladies that have a great body and a sexy look on their face... (kinda like Stiffler's mom

Yes...perfect examples: Gina Gershon & Sheryl Crow

The key is to find these women when they are in their twenties and marry them. ;)

Edit: I don't know about Stiffler's mom though.


Chicks in there 20s are great in bed. Better than the "milfs" my age, after women hit 35 they get somewhat lazy. I'm with a 21 year old myselfe, and she really knows how to work that ass. :D You just need to get them excited enough...

35+ to 21. Barf.

[Universal]

What a lucky-ass sonofabitch!

Yeah....

GO FOR IT MAN... DO NOT WASTE OCASSION!!! NEXT TIME WHEN IT HAPPEN YOU WILL BE OLD FART IN MID 40'S AND SHE IN MID 60's SO BETER NOW THAN NEVER!!!!

yeah.. cause I was thinking; When am I gonna get another chance like that, and what a story it would create for me to tell for the rest of my life. p-)

[SpazzMunky]

Pics!!! :P

[SpazzMunky]

And I agree, you should hit that.:)

[Jose Le Baron]

I don't want a relationship, just some quick action.

Beware of "accessories", assume nothing and check six!

[Jack Mehoff]

I don't want a relationship, just some quick action.

Beware of "accessories", assume nothing and check six!


the "extra accessory" is what he should be worry.

[Jackel]

Dude, if your going on the internet and ansking us if you should get laid. That probly means one of two things.
1. Your a Virgin
or
2. Your a Virgin
:petting:

[Vance]

Dude, if your going on the internet and ansking us if you should get laid. That probly means one of two things.
1. Your a Virgin
or
2. Your a Virgin
:petting:
Maybe he did it for the comic releif?

[Jackel]

Ohh and P.S. Do a "Crocodile Dun-Dee" check.

[TRACER_BULLET]

Universal

GO FOR IT!

& we want pics if possible
p-)

[Universal]

Dude, if your going on the internet and ansking us if you should get laid. That probly means one of two things.
1. Your a Virgin
or
2. Your a Virgin
:petting:

ain't no virgin, just never had *** with a 40 year old woman, lots of things to consider; aids, husbands, experience...

[Midtown]

Give her the Charizard.