Truth is truth is truth...

[fisheyestudio]

Hey howdy hey!

I am not interested in forcing any religion on anyone. Neither am I interested in having a "New" definition of marriage or "New" beleif that the Bible says Homo******ity is not sin, forced upon me.

Something many religious people do not understand about the "Law" (ten commandments) is that its purpose was to make people who were exposed to it, sin MORE. This sounds crazy at first until you realize that God wanted to point out to people what was in their very nature. With that in mind, I am not a person who pushes to have the 10 commandments posted everywhere in the belief that it would make the world a better place. It would in the short term cause transgressions to increase. But in the long term it would wake people up to the fact that they need Help. And the only Help is in dieing to who we were and being "born again".

Here is another line of thought.

Sin carries with it its own penalty. The inhabitants of the Northern Kingdom of Israel had every right to worship Baal. They had every right to fry to death new born babies in the lap of their Baal idols and commit all sorts of ****** immorality. They had that right but look at what happened to their society. The same goes for the Southern Kingdom of Judah. Idol worship, immorality, religiousity, on and on it went. They had the right and they exercised that right. BUT their actions violated the Truth and there were consequences. Whether they believed in God or not, the same consequences came upon the whole society.

Again, I have no desire to force a belief system upon everyone. But I do feel obligated to point out that the Scripture is True and has proven itself true time after time even if we have advanced to a level of sofistication that is far above God's...

Jesus blessings!

[Ichhabe]

What the hell??? Have I died and resurrected in to a Davidian branch?

Please keep your missionary to yourself. As in: You take care of you, I take care of me, and the others take care of themselves. Amen!

[Salty Dog]

shut the **** up

[mocking_loudly_died]

This is some funny ****.

:D

[ShotOver]

Heh, religious people. I get enough of your **** at school. Had some bloke come in the other day to preach to us, saying things like:

- All other religions apart from catholic are wrong
- Dinosaurs did not exist
- Adam and Eve were real

And then tried to proove god existed by using physics :|

Strange people them religious fellas.

[Jehuty]

Heh, religious people. I get enough of your **** at school. Had some bloke come in the other day to preach to us


Hum where the hell do you live?

[Vance]

Heh, religious people. I get enough of your **** at school. Had some bloke come in the other day to preach to us, saying things like:

- All other religions apart from catholic are wrong
- Dinosaurs did not exist
- Adam and Eve were real

And then tried to proove god existed by using physics :|

Strange people them religious fellas.
You know what, next time you clump us all into one bunch make sure you damn know waht you're talking about.

[Salty Dog]

Heh, religious people. I get enough of your **** at school. Had some bloke come in the other day to preach to us, saying things like:

- All other religions apart from catholic are wrong
- Dinosaurs did not exist
- Adam and Eve were real

And then tried to proove god existed by using physics :|

Strange people them religious fellas.
You know what, next time you clump us all into one bunch make sure you damn know waht you're talking about.

i think he's talkin about jahovas whitness and **** like that.

[Trigger]

I thought he was talking about Buddhists. :oops:

[Midtown]

Lynch mob??? yes?

[EvanL]

Religion should be a personal thing. not something you try to push on other people.
My mom had the sense to not baptise me Catholic and save me the teasing. Instead i took my fathers religion. Anglican. Now i just get teased for being a condom wearing, abortion performing, wife divorcing Protestant. :D
But like i said. Keep your religious beliefs on the inside unless asked otherwise by somebody else. Not everybody in this world is the same religion, and thats what makes life interesting.
be proud of what you are, but keep it in.

[molly747]

Heh, religious people. I get enough of your **** at school. Had some bloke come in the other day to preach to us, saying things like:

- All other religions apart from catholic are wrong
- Dinosaurs did not exist
- Adam and Eve were real

And then tried to proove god existed by using physics :|

Strange people them religious fellas.
You know what, next time you clump us all into one bunch make sure you damn know waht you're talking about.

i think he's talkin about jahovas whitness and **** like that.

Why won't those people leave me alone?! And the Mormons, too. Always knocking on my door while I'm trying to watch tv!!

[Vance]

You know how they come to you door at 6 AM saying "Have you found Jesus??" sometimes I just wanna come to the door naked and say "No, help me find him!" and gesture for them to come inside.

[StarvingStudent47]

Religious services are great...

...for picking up girls.

[Ratamacue]

If this person ever says ANYTHING to me about religion again, someone's going to get killed in a very violent, grotesque manner. I'm tired of this ****.

[king_nothing100]

2 times the Jesus Army caught me once going up the road, the second coming back down it, luckily I did the old '1, 2, slap the leaflets out of his hands and shout at the top of your voice' move on teh second occassion.

[molly747]

You know how they come to you door at 6 AM saying "Have you found Jesus??" sometimes I just wanna come to the door naked and say "No, help me find him!" and gesture for them to come inside.

Ha ha! I had a friend in college who, whenever the Campus Crusade was handing out Bibles and preaching, would say cheerfully, "No thanks, I'm an atheist," and then watch them freak out. Too funny!

[EvanL]

When i was younger. And me and my sister would see the mormons or jehova witness idiots coming up our stairs to knock on the doors. We would bang on the windows making devils faces and just acting posessed.

[Kenshin]

Religion has always been a spark to heat things up.

[Ichhabe]

I have a sign on my door saying: Jehova witness or Mormon, come on. Knock on my door and see what happens.


If they dare I'm gonna show them the rightfull way.

[Trigger]

If this person ever says ANYTHING to me about religion again, someone's going to get killed in a very violent, grotesque manner. I'm tired of this ****.
Who are you talking about?

I guess you have your 'freedom of speech' switches set to 'off' today... ;)

Just messin' with ya Rat, don't get bent.

[Trigger]

I have a sign on my door saying: Jehova witness or Mormon, come on. Knock on my door and see what happens.


If they dare I'm gonna show them the rightfull way.

What if they just want a glass of water?

[Haiw]

I have a sign on my door saying: Jehova witness or Mormon, come on. Knock on my door and see what happens.


If they dare I'm gonna show them the rightfull way.

What if they just want a glass of water?
Then god will have to provide it for them... p-)

[Ratamacue]

If this person ever says ANYTHING to me about religion again, someone's going to get killed in a very violent, grotesque manner. I'm tired of this ****.
Who are you talking about?

I guess you have your 'freedom of speech' switches set to 'off' today... ;)

Just messin' with ya Rat, don't get bent.

For that, I think I'll make you the one I kill in a very violent, grotesque manner. p-)

[fisheyestudio]

Hey howdy hey!

The thing I hate worst in life is religion. Before pass out in shock let me explain. Religion is a form of "goodness" that denies the real power of the thing it seems to represent. Jesus hated religion. He came to give Life. I hope thats not too deep etc. It is a very fine but monumentally significant difference.

With that being said. I can choose to beleive that I can breath while under water. I can believe this privately or shout it from the rooftops. I can convince 99% of the people I talk to that it is a fact. I could even lobby congress to pass laws to garantee my right to breath while under water. I can ridicule people who say that I can not do it. I can accuse them of hating me and wanting to deny my right to breath water etc etc etc. If and when I expercise my right, regardless of what me or those around me say, I am gonna die.

If my expressions of my beleifs offend you I am sorry but it is really too bad. Being offended is part of life. What I really hope to do is to make you think. You guys sure do that for me. My faith has been and continues to be well tested. I am convinced that what I beleive is true because I have taken the time to seek after the truth.

I am annoyed by people who want to make everyone beleive just the way they do or want to knock at your door and scare you to death that you are going to Hell. But I refuse to just stick my fingers in my ears and yell LA LA LA LA LA ( I save that for when my wife anoys me...hehe), I weigh what they say and then decide whether it has merit or is crap.

I guess I could add a "read at your own risk" message to my posts but I will just assume that everyone is reading the topics they are reading of their own free will.

The truth about what Jesus did and is doing really is Good News. I am just sad that "christians" have done such a poor job presenting it to some of you. But I know that we all know better than to judge any beleif systems by its abuses.

Thanks for your attention and tolerance...

Jesus Blessings!

[mocking_loudly_died]

You're scary dude.

[Trigger]

You're scary dude.
I would call him 'secure in his afterlife'. :D

[mocking_loudly_died]

You're scary dude.
I would call him 'secure in his afterlife'. :D

You guys are jealous of my scientology clinic.

[Trigger]

You're scary dude.
I would call him 'secure in his afterlife'. :D

You guys are jealous of my scientology clinic.
When's that 'Battlefield Earth' sequel coming out?

[mocking_loudly_died]

You're scary dude.
I would call him 'secure in his afterlife'. :D

You guys are jealous of my scientology clinic.
When's that 'Battlefield Earth' sequel coming out?

Unfortunately people didn't think cavemen flying harriers was realistic.
I guess my trilogy will go incomplete, unless we can turn it into a puppet show or maybe even a disney on ice special.

Hmmm.

[Trigger]

I was hoping for Broadway. :(

[memphiz]

Ive been through enough school to come to the conclusion that there is no god. If there is a god than I thall believeth I be him.
-I can create life
-I can take a life
-I can plant a tree
-I can rip that tree out of the ground and burn it
-I could attempt beastiality and try and create some new form of life called a 'Memphog' (memphiz/dog) etc...
-I can kill it
-I can poop in some leaves, let it sit for a couple years, and make a new type of soil
-I can...destroy it
-I can dig a hole and make a pile of dirt, then pee in the hole forming a lake and mountians/hill (depending on size of hole)
-I can destroy the hill, and fill the lake

[Trigger]

Ive been through enough school to come to the conclusion that there is no god. If there is a god than I thall believeth I be him.
-I can create life From lifelessness? Can you also 'create' the raw materials which comprise 'life' as we know it?
-I can take a life So can I, but that isn't a 'Godlike' trait.
-I can plant a tree But can you 'create' a tree?
-I can rip that tree out of the ground and burn it See No. 2 above.
-I could attempt beastiality and try and create some new form of life called a 'Memphog' (memphiz/dog) etc... I don't quite know where this fits into 'Godlike'. Maybe you're part Swedish.
-I can kill it Mmmmmkay.
-I can poop in some leaves, let it sit for a couple years, and make a new type of soil That's not new or Godlike.
-I can...destroy it Destroy as in 'unmake' it? or destroy as in burn/smash/obliterate or otherwise redistribute it's molecules?
-I can dig a hole and make a pile of dirt, then pee in the hole forming a lake and mountians/hill (depending on size of hole) If you're God the size of the hole will not matter.
-I can destroy the hill, and fill the lake So can any redneck with a bulldozer.

Sounds like you've got it all figured out. ;)

[Ratamacue]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else. I choose not to believe in a god because, quite simply, where is the proof? I'd rather run my life as I see fit rather than some book that contains what could very well be some very artistic fiction. Maybe when God comes down to the bar with me, shares a few drinks, and personally shoves a lightning bolt up my ass for being a heathen and sinner, maybe then I'll believe.

[Trigger]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else. I choose not to believe in a god because, quite simply, where is the proof? I'd rather run my life as I see fit rather than some book that contains what could very well be some very artistic fiction. Maybe when God comes down to the bar with me, shares a few drinks, and personally shoves a lightning bolt up my ass for being a heathen and sinner, maybe then I'll believe.
Interesting viewpoint...Which you are completely entitled to have.

I however, prefer to have a little 'lightning insurance' :D

Peace out.

[Fintin]

maybe this can clear up any arguments about religion (http://www.thebricktestament.com/)....my thoughts....feck religion...its just rules...Faith is what matters...now i just need to figure out what Faith is and why its something i want to have

[ShotOver]

I apologize Vance, i did'nt mean to generalize. I meant the uber religious people, that want nothing other than to spread their belief on people that have none.

Like this bloke.. heh.

"Hey howdy hey"
- i Mean, c'mon...what in the hell?

[Fargin]

I believe my life is purgatory

I believe that if heaven does exists, I'll go straight to hell

I believe in R. Kelly

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spread my wings and fly away

I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

[memphiz]

Ive been through enough school to come to the conclusion that there is no god. If there is a god than I thall believeth I be him.
-I can create life From lifelessness? Can you also 'create' the raw materials which comprise 'life' as we know it?
-I can take a life So can I, but that isn't a 'Godlike' trait.
-I can plant a tree But can you 'create' a tree?
-I can rip that tree out of the ground and burn it See No. 2 above.
-I could attempt beastiality and try and create some new form of life called a 'Memphog' (memphiz/dog) etc... I don't quite know where this fits into 'Godlike'. Maybe you're part Swedish.
-I can kill it Mmmmmkay.
-I can poop in some leaves, let it sit for a couple years, and make a new type of soil That's not new or Godlike.
-I can...destroy it Destroy as in 'unmake' it? or destroy as in burn/smash/obliterate or otherwise redistribute it's molecules?
-I can dig a hole and make a pile of dirt, then pee in the hole forming a lake and mountians/hill (depending on size of hole) If you're God the size of the hole will not matter.
-I can destroy the hill, and fill the lake So can any redneck with a bulldozer.

Sounds like you've got it all figured out. ;)
Well...I have about 1/2 of it figured out :P, Im just saying we all have a bit of god in us

[Abolith]

You know how they come to you door at 6 AM saying "Have you found Jesus??" sometimes I just wanna come to the door naked and say "No, help me find him!" and gesture for them to come inside.

hehe one time me and a buddy answered the door while being a bit stoned, and so we insisted that they come inside and share our weed with us, afterall they wanted to share what they had brought with them...or so went our thinking at the time. I have never once had anyone come back to my door...

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

2 times the Jesus Army caught me once going up the road, the second coming back down it, luckily I did the old '1, 2, slap the leaflets out of his hands and shout at the top of your voice' move on teh second occassion.
What ever happened to the Jesus Army you never hear much about them these days which is no bad thing really because they were a little cult like. :)

[Midtown]

I Belive in R KELLY too!

[California Joe]

Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the pussy, the small of a woman's back(gunstock), the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core ****ography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[Tane Angle]

long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
You ever considered writing romance novels? p-)

[Trigger]

long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
You ever considered writing romance novels? p-)
He's obviously read a few :D
(just the ones with Fabio on the cover) p-)

*ducks flying art supplies*

[California Joe]

Shah, that's me on the cover.

Bull Durham people......... :cantbeli:

[Trigger]

Shah, that's me on the cover.

That's what I meant :oops:

[Javehn]

"Jesus loves the little children..." (From Jay and Silent Bob , recognise !! :)) .

[California Joe]

Chicks, and baby Jesus dig me.

[Trigger]

Chicks, and baby Jesus dig me.
baby Jesus for sure. p-)

[California Joe]

Quit harshin' my buzz monkey.

[Trigger]

aye, Cap'n :D

[California Joe]

Did I mention I dig your avatar?

I love you mannnnnnnnnnnnn.....

[Trigger]

Hey!
*tries to shake CJ loose from leg*
Thanks.

[California Joe]

Anytime toughguy. Now get back in ma trunk.

[Trigger]

Your scooter has a trunk?

[California Joe]

Always gotta have the last post. Bad Monkey, bad.

[Tane Angle]

Trigger and CJ: rofl

[Fargin]

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

[Fintin]

the whole lot of you worry me....trigger and joe...you two the most

[mocking_loudly_died]

"Jesus loves the little children..." (From Jay and Silent Bob , recognise !! :)) .

10 points for the Hebrew Hammer.