Things you dont want to hear while having ***.

[Sierra]

You dont wanna hear her say...

1. I took some ex-lax today so look out back there.

2. Ive had the runs all morning so be careful.

:cantbeli:

What are things you wouldnt want to hear.

[Fintin]

be carefull.....i just had it installed.....

[Vance]

"I just got back from your friend Micheal's place...I'm still a little tender."

[Hot Lips]

Oh Farmgirl!

Oh Nawlins!

Oh Molly!

[Trigger]

"Honey...I'm home!"


What?

[California Joe]

"Can't you do it any faster?"

[Hot Lips]

"Honey...I'm home!"


What?

rofl

[gaz]

"Is it in yet?"

[Hot Lips]

My ex girlfriend used to....

[Fintin]

My ex girlfriend used to....


this one is questionable...a guy might not mind hearing it

[Hot Lips]

Have you seen Fatal Attraction?

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

1. Are you done yet?
2. Yea ummm I got crabs

[Flagg]

"You want me to do WHAT?!?"

and

"This is NOT a game of naked Twister!"

[Tane Angle]

"Honey...I'm home!"
rofl

"oops"
"Is it supposed to...?"
"That's not how..."
"Oh that? I forgot to tell you."
"S***!"
"Ah!" (From your mate)
"Ah!" (In a child's voice coming from the doorway)
(knock knock knocK) "Sir, this is the police, may we have a word with you?"
(knock knock knock) "Dad, I had a bad dream/can't sleep/need a glass of water."

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

"Honey...I'm home!"
rofl

"oops"
"Is it supposed to...?"
"That's not how..."
"Oh that? I forgot to tell you."
"S***!"
"Ah!" (From your mate)
"Ah!" (In a child's voice coming from the doorway)
(knock knock knocK) "Sir, this is the police, may we have a word with you?"
(knock knock knock) "Dad, I had a bad dream/can't sleep/need a glass of water."

That would TOTALY kill the mood!

[Merik]

"Umm honey, its stuck."

Frankly, I don't care what she says once I am tapping that ass ;)

[scm77]

"Can I **** on your chest?"
:(
"Mind if the dog joins in?"
:lol:
"Mind if my dad joins in?"
:lol:
"You're much tighter then your mom"
rofl
You're much smaller then your dad"
rofl

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Whats that rash?

Is it supposed to hang like that?

[pAt]

is it in yet?

[USMarine3521]

"last night kobe penetrated down the lane"

"last night kobe penetrated down the lane"

rofl

[Cassiar]

What are things you wouldnt want to hear.

SUCK MY ****!

[anonymous individual]

People're knocking the door and saying, " We are here for the gangbang."

[Vance]

"What are you doing with the dog?!"

[cut]

"ZzZzZz"

[Fintin]

oh ****...i forgot to take my tampon out....

[Merik]

"Sorry about that smell"

[ibstolidude]

no matter how hot you get or how drunk you are, never ever
ever say "swallow that **** snot, baby!"

chalk that up as a life lesson from your uncle Stoli.

[Fintin]

no matter how hot you get or how drunk you are, never ever
ever say "swallow that **** snot, baby!"

chalk that up as a life lesson from your uncle Stoli.

i really hope this isnt something you have learned through trial and error

[mattnwnc03]

snoring, farting sounds from down below, you stick it in and she says "you got to be kidding me!", or your much smaller than my last boyfriend, oh yeah i forgot to tell you i have a std.

[molly747]

"I want a baby." rofl

[Fintin]

im only 15

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

"Daddy what are you doing to Mummy"

[anonymous individual]

"Sonny what are you doing to Mummy" or "Daddy what are you doing to Sonny"

[PsihoKeke]

Oh, did I told you about the web cam?

[Nawlins]

Remember, the red light means the camera is off.

[Sir Zach of R.]

"Oh Fred! Oh Fred!"

"WTF!!!!! My name is Zach!"

rofl

[Nawlins]

Hey you wanna try something?

[StarvingStudent47]

"Hey, as long as you're down there, have you ever seen a scab like that before?"

[Fargin]

"No pay, no play!"

[martinexsquaddie]

The striker of a thunderflash being lit :D
unfortunate otc couple who were getting it on instead of being on sentry duty rofl one form of contraception that works :(
or one particular evil thing in NI the sound of helicopter blades as NItesun is deployed a bloody great searchlight on a copter :(
the unfortunate couple were getting it on in the middle of a field the bloke took off like a headless chiken completely naked was tracked around the field for a good 5 minutes :P

[Gauntlet]

My worst nightmare is my partner saying:

"These herpes are ruining the mood!"

[scm77]

"Hurry up, it's almost grandpas turn."

"Hey, get that toothpick out of there."

rofl

[RoBBo]

"would u look at that, mines bigger than yours...."

[Haiw]

*bark* *bark* *woof* *woof*

[Abolith]

Hey Now That doesn't go in there!

Wrong Hole Damnit..

Have you started yet?

I'm waiting

God this is boring

[Fintin]

*pop* *snap* *crunch*....they all seem like bad sounds


or...a play by play announcment....

[anonymous individual]

John Madden-like commentary

[Merik]

John Madden-like commentary

"Its up, its good!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Scrim]

"Your **** tastes better than my Daddies, his always tastes like poo."

"Meet my brother, Billy Bobb"

"Just hold on to the bars, and take it boy"

[scm77]

(In the dark) I'm not Jane, I'm her brother Tom.
:(

I'm John Kerry, and I approved that orgasm.
:lol:

Did you hear about my movie Farenheit 9/11?
:cantbeli:

[ibstolidude]

take that out of my mouth, I told you I don't smoke.

[Merik]

I'm John Kerry, and I approved that orgasm.
:lol:




:| rofl

[memphiz]

"so you want me to put my wiener in there?"