Top 10 reasons y a handgun is better than a wife

[MEGR]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WIFE

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACKUP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

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#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

[mattnwnc03]

amen to that

[farmgirl]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....























what??? p-)

[basket of soft kittens]

BURN!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl

[born_to_love]

rofl farmgirl

[Operation Ivy]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....























what??? p-)

just cant see Farmgirl saying that p-)

[farmgirl]

I don't know what it means... someone else told me to say it.... :D

[Sayeret]

^lol nice post farmgirl

[EvanL]

cant wait till my wife hears this one :roll:

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cant wait till my wife hears this one :roll:

you have a wife?

[EvanL]

cant wait till my wife hears this one :roll:

you have a wife?
I once had a pigeon that talked consistantly and was always grooming itself. Does that count?

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cant wait till my wife hears this one :roll:

you have a wife?
I once had a pigeon that talked consistantly and was always grooming itself. Does that count?

and did you have a ****** relationship with this pigeon? p-)

[EvanL]

cant wait till my wife hears this one :roll:

you have a wife?
I once had a pigeon that talked consistantly and was always grooming itself. Does that count?

and did you have a ****** relationship with this pigeon?
Almost. Stupid thing split in half.

[Hot Lips]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....

what??? p-)

blows that list away!

[Nawlins]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....

what??? p-)

blows that list away!

rofl

Cold steel won't keep you warm at night, boys.

I like it when women talk about ***. :lol:

[Nawlins]

I like it when women talk about ***. :lol:

Yeah, I bet you do. ;)

[farmgirl]

I like it when women talk about ***. :lol:

Yeah, I bet you do. ;)


duh... like he had to tell us that.... ;)

I feel so much closer to women when we talk about ***. :hug:

[EvanL]

I feel so much closer to women when we talk about ***. :hug:
Are you coming out?

[Vance]

I feel so much closer to EvanLloyd when we talk about ***. :hug:
Are you coming out?
Yes.

[EvanL]

Yes. Very mature Vance. :roll:

[Vance]

Yes. Very mature Vance. :roll:
/me laughs at irony




Hahahahahahhah!!!

[Fintin]

Cold steel won't keep you warm at night, boys.


im cold.....

[ibstolidude]

The number one reason you should edit this thread title IAW forum rules and loose the all caps:

1) It will be deleted!

thanks, the management.

[MEGR]

The number one reason you should edit this thread title IAW forum rules and loose the all caps:

1) It will be deleted!

thanks, the management.

Sry.. I just copy and pasted it from Navyseals.com

[ibstolidude]

The number one reason you should edit this thread title IAW forum rules and loose the all caps:

1) It will be deleted!

thanks, the management.

Sry.. I just copy and pasted it from Navyseals.com
just edit the original posts title to be not all caps it will adjust - No Problems we all all do, and we all need reminding.

thanks

The number one reason you should edit this thread title IAW forum rules and loose the all caps:

1) It will be deleted!

thanks, the management.

Sry.. I just copy and pasted it from Navyseals.com

What were you thinking....tsk...tsk..... ;)

[Flagg]

Reason #1 why a woman is better than a gun:

cause you can have *** with a woman


Farmgirl.....this feels eerily like deja vu......all except for the part where you performed the emasculation...last time I think the deathblow took a bit longer...nothing like getting right to the point

[farmgirl]

Reason #1 why a woman is better than a gun:

cause you can have *** with a woman


Farmgirl.....this feels eerily like deja vu......all except for the part where you performed the emasculation...last time I think the deathblow took a bit longer...nothing like getting right to the point


I was thinking the same thing... although I didn't bother to do a search. I meant no harm.... just sayin' ;) p-) (sometimes boys have to be reminded of the really important stuff....)

[Kenshin]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....




You made my Day. And its a monday.

[farmgirl]

Let me know how good the next blow job you get from your hand gun is.....




You made my Day. And its a monday.


sweet!! :D I love it when that happens!

[memphiz]

So....I shouldnt have *** with my gun...


*puts gun down*

[EvanL]

So....I shouldnt have *** with my gun...


*puts gun down*
no no no... by all means... go ahead. :D
i insist

[memphiz]

So....I shouldnt have *** with my gun...


*puts gun down*
no no no... by all means... go ahead. :D
i insist
Hmm...