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MARINO
06-07-2004, 06:21 AM
:roll:

Pandy
06-07-2004, 06:29 AM
SPAM!!!

:bash:

mocking_loudly_died
06-07-2004, 06:32 AM
Who likes short shorts?

MARINO
06-07-2004, 06:45 AM
I love short shorts rofl

Gringo
06-07-2004, 06:50 AM
This is my post

there are many like it but this one is mine.

cmd
06-07-2004, 07:15 AM
My post is my best friend

Gringo
06-07-2004, 10:23 AM
SPAM!!!

:bash:




(Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat)

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!



mmmmm..... spam.

Rain
06-07-2004, 11:25 AM
Spam stinks :slap:

Gringo
06-07-2004, 11:27 AM
Spam stinks :slap:

there's no need to slap me around though, just because you don't like spam.

Rain
06-07-2004, 11:28 AM
O I'm sorry... I was slapping at the *stink* spam not at you.

:hug:

MARINO
06-07-2004, 01:30 PM
MY post is coooooooll woot

Seoulstriker
06-07-2004, 02:15 PM
How's the weather in Spain?

Fintin
06-07-2004, 02:17 PM
HIJACK....anyone know the results of the pistons game last night?

Romulus
06-07-2004, 03:01 PM
HIJACK....anyone know the results of the pistons game last night?

Piston won. You already knew that...

MMMMMMMM spanish bocadillas rule..... woot

Abolith
06-07-2004, 03:27 PM
well THIs is MY post, There are many like it but this one is mine......

Fintin
06-07-2004, 03:32 PM
Piston won. You already knew that...


well actualy it was this post that made me go look it up...

mack pl
06-07-2004, 04:44 PM
No comprende amigos :roll:

MARINO
06-07-2004, 05:51 PM
How's the weather in Spain?
Yesterday we had a big storm, it was amazing. But today is really hot.

memphiz
06-07-2004, 05:53 PM
SO today I watched the movie 'Eurotrip' I laughed my ass off when he kicked that french robots ass
"ouch my robot balls" rofl rofl

Ria
06-07-2004, 06:09 PM
SO today I watched the movie 'Eurotrip' I laughed my ass off when he kicked that french robots ass
"ouch my robot balls" rofl rofl

rofl rofl
Watched that last night, it was the best scene of the movie :lol:

Vance
06-07-2004, 06:12 PM
Doesn't sound too damn funny to me.




































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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Kenshin
06-07-2004, 06:14 PM
Que Horror! :cantbeli: