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As of late these boards have not entertained us as much as they had previously, we, the mighty gods of the offtopic board (Myself, Mocking, Joe and Tane) therefore demand one or more of you be sacrificed at the altar of the goddess of love (Farmgirl) at the earliest possible convenience to appease us.
Anybody wishing to offer themselves as a sacrifice should reply in this thread with an appropriate reason why they believe their sacrifice would make the gods more benevolent.
Do not attempt to evade this, we have spies everywhere. You are being watched.
MVSpartan117
06-08-2004, 10:39 PM
Yeah, im up for it, i guess......
Hot Lips
06-08-2004, 10:40 PM
Me. I have ****ies.
UkrainianAmerican
06-08-2004, 10:41 PM
Me. I have ****ies.
Me, I can JIGGLE my *******.
(PWNED)
mocking_loudly_died
06-08-2004, 10:42 PM
Kill a young person so we may bathe in their blood thus rejuvenating our decrepit bodies.
digrar
06-08-2004, 10:42 PM
I don't know if we have many female pubescent virgins on the board Gaz and a young bloke just wouldn't be the same. :(
Hot Lips
06-08-2004, 10:44 PM
Whoa! Nobody said anything about being a virgin dammit! ;)
All applicants will be considered, ****** preference and/or ****** history is irrelevant.
farmgirl
06-08-2004, 11:07 PM
Do I get to choose from the list of applicants??? Come on now... it's my altar... please please.... woot
The mighty gods of the offtopic board will confer with the goddess of love during the process of choosing the applicant(s).
UkrainianAmerican
06-08-2004, 11:16 PM
I will link to a video of some tittie-juggling. :D
farmgirl
06-08-2004, 11:24 PM
The mighty gods of the offtopic board will confer with the goddess of love during the process of choosing the applicant(s).
Sweet... nothing I like better than a meeting with all the gods of the board. This might take awhile. ;)
Nawlins
06-09-2004, 12:00 AM
I'll volunteer to climb on farmgirl's altar. ;)
farmgirl
06-09-2004, 12:05 AM
I'll volunteer to climb on farmgirl's altar. ;)
Now we're getting somewhere. ;)
memphiz
06-09-2004, 12:05 AM
we, the mighty gods of the offtopic board (Myself, Mocking, Joe and Tane)
Oh so now all my Photoshopping jobs of people (and mind numbing spamming) dont make me a god, I see how this works....
I must try harder or 'Woo' the women to make me a god..
*Flex's arms all sexy like*
Oh so now all my Photoshopping jobs of people (and mind numbing spamming) dont make me a god, I see how this works....
No, you don't see how it works, that is why you're not on the list.
Nawlins
06-09-2004, 04:05 AM
We're just goofing around... if you don't like it, take your ball and go home.
ShotOver
06-09-2004, 04:33 AM
He an amputee?
:lol:
Who's on the list?
This thread is stupid.
The gods are angered by your insolence. Expect retribution to follow soon in the form of a plague of Nigerian pubic lice.
California Joe
06-09-2004, 07:29 AM
*putting on cool winged shoes and codpiece*
Hot Lips
06-09-2004, 08:29 AM
*putting on cool winged shoes and codpiece*
Grrrrrrrrrowl Sexay!
2Sheds_Jackson
06-09-2004, 11:53 AM
Y'know, people just don't wear enough codpieces any more. Maybe the guys in GWAR, but other than that, you just don't see many in a business environment.
California Joe
06-09-2004, 11:59 AM
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/1594959/Simplecodpiece.jpg
Trigger
06-09-2004, 12:05 PM
Y'all can sacrifice me if you want. Save me the trouble of a long, tearful 'I'm leaving for good' thread.
California Joe
06-09-2004, 12:11 PM
Lose your job at the PMS Department?
Trigger
06-09-2004, 12:13 PM
Yeah, they said I was overqualified. p-)
California Joe
06-09-2004, 12:20 PM
Funny how pickled midget shipping is PMS.
Apply for my job. I'm not gonna need it.
Trigger
06-09-2004, 12:24 PM
You know...
I just now got that. :cantbeli:
It must be a lack of coffee. :oops:
Vance
06-09-2004, 12:24 PM
http://anchorstone.com/images/altar.jpg
Will this be the altar?
Convinient place really, high up, nobody bothering you. The altar's made of stone too, a nice touch I think.
memphiz
06-09-2004, 12:27 PM
Oh so now all my Photoshopping jobs of people (and mind numbing spamming) dont make me a god, I see how this works....
No, you don't see how it works, that is why you're not on the list.
:(
That sucks
What? Do you think people just decide they're in? Of course not... You get invited then you accept and join.
Trigger? Seems you now have some time on your hands... Do you fancy anything in the way of being an internet deity?
memphiz
06-09-2004, 01:17 PM
Jack Sparrow (http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9555/LinkPhoto.jpg) :D
Fintin
06-09-2004, 01:48 PM
Maine Finn is already missing an arm...why not finish the job...being the official board chainsawer...i feel as though i am exempt...
Maine Finn is already missing an arm...why not finish the job...being the official board chainsawer...i feel as though i am exempt...
What's the story with you and the Chainsaw??
Fintin
06-09-2004, 02:11 PM
What's the story with you and the Chainsaw??
i do minor surgery...both volentary and involentary
:D Super!
Is there a secure area for hiding?? *post and run*
Fintin
06-09-2004, 02:21 PM
:D Super!
Is there a secure area for hiding?? *post and run*
not need to worry...i am in retired...wanna go back to the kiss thread?
Trigger
06-09-2004, 09:38 PM
What? Do you think people just decide they're in? Of course not... You get invited then you accept and join.
Trigger? Seems you now have some time on your hands... Do you fancy anything in the way of being an internet deity?
Sorry for the late reply, I was out turning rivers to blood and raining frogs on the unworthy...Internet Deity? sounds great!
Falco
06-09-2004, 09:41 PM
Can I watch? woot
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