Legs outbeat **** any day of the week!

[Universal]

I'm from the middle (no beaches). Therefore, the only probable reason I look forward to summer is to see those long hot smooth thick sexy athletic legs woot , and how do we get the chance to admire this beauty? Through the use of something called a skirt.
Whenever I see a chick strolling around wearing those mini loose skirts (especialy when flip flops are holding their beautiful feet), I just freeze, you'd have to slap me to wake me up.

To whoever invented those skirts; I love you... you are my hero, well actually Superman is my hero but I like you a lot. :D

[Vance]

I like this thread.




But **** are nice too. ;)

[Universal]

I like this thread.




But **** are nice too. ;)

Did it turn you on? :oops:

[molly747]

Who-hoo! My daddy didn't call me 'Legs' for nothing!

[cut]

A woman's shapely bottom usually does the trick too

[Ria]

Yay for great athletic legs woot

Thongs do the trick for me....whew... :D

[Vance]

Yay for great athletic legs woot
Mmmm :D

Yay for great athletic legs woot
Mmmm :D

Mmmm is right.... :P

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

skirts...that way they dont have to wear a thong (or anything) for that matter. :lol:

[Universal]

Yay for great athletic legs woot
yeah... The ones you just wanna suck on for hours and hours, and eventualy start taking bites :D

hungry?

[Nawlins]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

[farmgirl]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

[Universal]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

Are you serious?!? Girls wear skirts without panties??? Now I'm talking about those skirts that go half way to your quads and just flap around. If a girl wore this without panties and added flip flops, I would eat the ground she walks on!

[Nawlins]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

Are you serious?!? Girls wear skirts without panties??? Now I'm talking about those skirts that go half way to your quads and just flap around. If a girl wore this without panties and added flip flops, I would eat the ground she walks on!

Of course we do! Nothing is more comfortable in the heat of summer.

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

Are you serious?!? Girls wear skirts without panties??? Now I'm talking about those skirts that go half way to your quads and just flap around. If a girl wore this without panties and added flip flops, I would eat the ground she walks on!

Of course we do! Nothing is more comfortable in the heat of summer.

god that's hot :oops:

[Universal]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

Are you serious?!? Girls wear skirts without panties??? Now I'm talking about those skirts that go half way to your quads and just flap around. If a girl wore this without panties and added flip flops, I would eat the ground she walks on!

Of course we do! Nothing is more comfortable in the heat of summer.

OMG! You just blew me away. I better pay more attention when I see these chicks from now on.

[memphiz]

Mmmm stretch marks.... gotta dig those 'Pregos'


















RAWR p-)

[Nawlins]

Mmmm stretch marks.... gotta dig those 'Pregos'


What the f*ck?

[farmgirl]

Mmmm stretch marks.... gotta dig those 'Pregos'


What the f*ck?


you just expressed the thought that was in my mind. amazing.... ;)

[gaz]

Mmmm stretch marks.... gotta dig those 'Pregos'


What the f*ck?

Possibly another case of someone who posts simply for the ****** excitement that manifests its self when he see his own name on screen.

[Fintin]

I love skirts... I wear them as often as possible. ;) They're so much more comfortable than pants.

True... and skirts sans panties are especially cool and comfortable. ;) p-)

Are you serious?!? Girls wear skirts without panties??? Now I'm talking about those skirts that go half way to your quads and just flap around. If a girl wore this without panties and added flip flops, I would eat the ground she walks on!

Of course we do! Nothing is more comfortable in the heat of summer.

maybe we should get argylls veiws on this....so we can have a mans point of veiw on the "skirt" kilt thing...but yes...underwear is the devil....and must die

[Aussie E]

:bash: Wheres the damn PICTURES? :bash:

[Nawlins]

:bash: Wheres the damn PICTURES? :bash:

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ladies+in+skirts/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.steve.j.grant.btinternet.co.uk/sweden/Pic_0033.jpg

You mean like this?

[ShotOver]

I've worn a kilt a few times, but err.. i did wear panties *cough* i mean jocks, yeah.. jocks.

[Universal]

:bash: Wheres the damn PICTURES? :bash:

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ladies+in+skirts/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.steve.j.grant.btinternet.co.uk/sweden/Pic_0033.jpg

You mean like this?

You see this? The one on the left attracts me a thousand times more than the other one, why? Because of the high heels, they just ruin the whole experience... casual mini skirts should be worn with flip flops at all times. ;)

Can anyone find more pics?

[Vance]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nationonfilm/topics/family-and-community/images/miniskirt-150.jpg

http://www.whatyouget.com/images/wt_slinky_knit_top_miniskirt.jpg

The ultimate miniskirt woot

http://www.readersadvice.com/costumes/mini.jpg

rofl

[Universal]

nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhh I've been hurt, I've been blinded....

vance... take that :fork:

[California Joe]

You jokers sure spend a lot of time worrying about which parts of women you like best. Someday they'll let you touch them.

[Vance]

You jokers sure spend a lot of time worrying about which parts of women you like best. Someday they'll let you touch them.
Some sooner than others there Joe. ;)

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Good lord I'm gonna have to work to get that homo-erotic star fleet hermaphrodite out of my head.

IMHO, going commando is not a good thing. My equipment is often crushed in uncomfortable positions, caught on machinery, or is subject to pet attack.

I have a horrible yet interesting story about females going "au natural". A while back, one of my wife's friends (who often went sans-underpants in a bid to be extra-sexy) let her borrow some pants. Well, the wife should have specified that she wanted to borrow clean or recently laundered pants. Because as she bent over to insert the first leg...her face became all distorted and she said "eeeeeeew". I looked into the crotch-al area of the pants to see what could only be described as, er, some sort of biological "mass" or slime trail left by an enormous enraged snail.

Since then, I could never quite look her friend in the face without smiling a little, and being slightly queasy at the same time.

[memphiz]

Mmmm stretch marks.... gotta dig those 'Pregos'


What the f*ck?

Possibly another case of someone who posts simply for the ****** excitement that manifests its self when he see his own name on screen.
:D

[California Joe]

Thanks for that incredibly disturbing image that'll haunt me all day 2Sheds.

[JiJoMacLE45]

2Sheds, if there was ever a case of too much information that description was certainly it.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

You know, I blame myself.

Wait, I have a story about giving a former GF an enema (a medically necessary, not recreational one)....

But back to the legs vs. hooters - I have to say I'm a **** man. I mean, I have legs. If I really wanted to, I could shave 'em, slather baby oil all over 'em and (eeeech the pic of the starfleet guy just popped into my head again). But I don't have ****s. I am transfixed by their buoyancy, and worship at the altar of cleavage.

[Minjin]

You know, I blame myself.

Wait, I have a story about giving a former GF an enema (a medically necessary, not recreational one)....

But back to the legs vs. hooters - I have to say I'm a **** man. I mean, I have legs. If I really wanted to, I could shave 'em, slather baby oil all over 'em and (eeeech the pic of the starfleet guy just popped into my head again). But I don't have ****s. I am transfixed by their buoyancy, and worship at the altar of cleavage.



You're trying to tell us that you don't have ****s??? I don't know if we are gonna buy that one...... rofl















But nice legs are a GREAT thing.....after all, you can see nice bare legs in public....not so much with the breasts. But its all good. A little imagination never hurt anyone.

[Universal]

You know, I blame myself.

Wait, I have a story about giving a former GF an enema (a medically necessary, not recreational one)....

But back to the legs vs. hooters - I have to say I'm a **** man. I mean, I have legs. If I really wanted to, I could shave 'em, slather baby oil all over 'em and (eeeech the pic of the starfleet guy just popped into my head again). But I don't have ****s. I am transfixed by their buoyancy, and worship at the altar of cleavage.



You're trying to tell us that you don't have ****s??? I don't know if we are gonna buy that one...... rofl















But nice legs are a GREAT thing.....after all, you can see nice bare legs in public....not so much with the breasts. But its all good. A little imagination never hurt anyone.

no but a lot of it can kill you.

[Operation Ivy]

You jokers sure spend a lot of time worrying about which parts of women you like best. Someday they'll let you touch them.

ouch :D

[Hot Lips]

http://www.readersadvice.com/costumes/mini.jpg



SEXAY!!!!! (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/tootsies.jpg)

[Nawlins]

I was thinking scary beyond all reason... but whatever floats your boat.

[mocking_loudly_died]

http://www.readersadvice.com/costumes/mini.jpg



SEXAY!!!!! (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/tootsies.jpg)

Set phasers to gay.

[Rain]

http://www.readersadvice.com/costumes/mini.jpg



SEXAY!!!!! (http://home.comcast.net/~hot.lips/tootsies.jpg)

Set phasers to gay.

rofl Tooooo funny!

[ShotOver]

haha, that guy is cool. Atleast HE is having a laugh about it, all you blokes are "eeeeewing" about it.

[Rain]

No pants sometimes just does that.... evokes ewwwing :)

On an even lighter note.... Hug on! :hug:

[mobster]

Scary indeed, I was at the MTV movie awards last Sunday and some rapper dude had this transparent suit on with just his skivvies on...that was disturbing. Halle looked so fine though OMFG. Scarlett Johannson was hot as usual...Lucy Lu is kinda weird. Oh well...

[Jack Mehoff]

I can't believe I don't have any post in this thread.

legs > ****

[Ratamacue]

Ass > legs. IMO.

[Fintin]

personality beats all...

[Hot Lips]

*rubs personality on Fintin*

[Fintin]

*rubs personality on Fintin*

oh my....um....oh my...its a bit warm in here....

[Ratamacue]

What's this "personality" thing spoken of here?

[Fintin]

What's this "personality" thing spoken of here?

back off....this is my party

[Ratamacue]

What's this "personality" thing spoken of here?

back off....this is my party
All yours, mate.

[Hot Lips]

rofl

[Fintin]

RAIN!!!!.. :hug: ....im scared....wanna help?

[Rain]

:) Aww don't scare Fintin!

He's sensitive :hug:

[Midav]

lol

Any of ya met in real life yet? ;)

[Hot Lips]

I plead the 5th.

[Fintin]

back to that personality....


Rain... :hug:


Hot Lips... :hug:

[Rain]

Can't we "pet" please... ? I love the petting! :hug:

[Hot Lips]

I'll pet your personality if you pet mine.

http://www.pandorasfunbox.com/EB_DAZZA_MINI_SKIRT_AND_TOP.jpg

http://www.bikerstuff.com/images/postcard/miniskirt.jpg

http://www.beachdress.com/casual/redpythonminiskirtbig.jpg

http://www.leatherworks.org.uk/acatalog/ems.jpg

http://www.etnshops.com/treciaplace/listings/95.jpg

http://www.hot-clothes.com/images/dh_v_front_mini_skirt_w_top.jpg

http://www.fashionfantasy.co.uk/acatalog/L905.jpg

http://www.gift-catalogue.com/media/6850.jpg

http://www.emporiolingerie.com/ProductImages/mphoto/184413901_902_903.jpg

http://www.hotthreads.com/skirtsets/images/21358-92.jpg

http://www.sharronleslie.com/images5/38011_large.jpg

http://www.howcool.com/sales/HB-S-24-101.jpg

http://sexy-thong.com/thong/sexy17.jpg

http://www.sharronleslie.com/images/20221_large.jpg

http://www.blazyshow.com/news/pics/britney2.jpg

http://www.lacourtisane.com/images/produits/small/13_s.jpg

http://mi.bpcdn.us/above_u_247/g-string.jpg

[Rain]

I'll pet your personality if you pet mine.

:petting: well Fintin was my first choice, but you are a sweet gal. :)

[farmgirl]

Wow... now I know I'm an English teacher... I can't even read this thread. I just cringe every single time I read the title. :cantbeli:

[Fintin]

Wow... now I know I'm an English teacher... I can't even read this thread. I just cringe every single time I read the title. :cantbeli:


just work that personality and it will be ok :hug:

[Ratamacue]

Wow... now I know I'm an English teacher... I can't even read this thread. I just cringe every single time I read the title. :cantbeli:

IQ's (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/iqdrop.wav)

[farmgirl]

Wow... now I know I'm an English teacher... I can't even read this thread. I just cringe every single time I read the title. :cantbeli:

IQ's (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/iqdrop.wav)


nicely done, rat... p-)