The Joke Thread!

[Rebel 7]

Okay, post your best jokes:

A man goes to the doctor and complains, "Doctor, I have a problem." Doctor asks, "What is your problem son?" The man replies, "Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection."
Doctor thinks about this for a sec and then replies, "Well that is normal son, because you look like a ****."

[Bulkowski]

What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both like sticking their meat bewteen 12 year old buns...
*rimshot*

[Midav]

Dave walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Dave with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Dave, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some tape and taped my ***** to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Dave.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face"