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Universal
06-09-2004, 11:56 AM
I'm planing on saving my money and buying a monkey, does anyone know the laws and regulations for owning a monkey here in north america? Does anyone know where I could get one? How much they go for? ... and which breeds are allowed?
Gringo
06-09-2004, 12:15 PM
If I get one I'm gonna call him George W. Bush, and I'll hug 'im and pet 'im and hug 'im and pet 'im. ;) :D :P
Herrmannek
06-09-2004, 12:15 PM
Possesion of trunk monkey is completly legal :) ...
California Joe
06-09-2004, 12:18 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
Vance
06-09-2004, 12:21 PM
Just don't curse at him and call him dirty.
Gringo
06-09-2004, 12:22 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
California Joe
06-09-2004, 12:22 PM
The orphanage wouldn't sell him a kid.
Vance
06-09-2004, 12:25 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
Gringo
06-09-2004, 12:27 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
no you didn't. You didn't say "You damn dirty ape!!"
you said "Just don't curse at him and call him dirty."
Vance
06-09-2004, 12:27 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
no you didn't. You didn't say "You damn dirty ape!!"
you said "Just don't curse at him and call him dirty."
That's the same damn dirty thing!!
Gringo
06-09-2004, 12:28 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
no you didn't. You didn't say "You damn dirty ape!!"
you said "Just don't curse at him and call him dirty."
That's the same damn dirty thing!!
No it damn dirty aint
Vance
06-09-2004, 12:29 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
no you didn't. You didn't say "You damn dirty ape!!"
you said "Just don't curse at him and call him dirty."
That's the same damn dirty thing!!
No it damn dirty aint
Dirty limey.
Gringo
06-09-2004, 12:30 PM
Be nice to your monkey so he'll remember you fondly when this becomes the planet of the apes.
"You damn dirty ape!!"
I think I beat you to it Gringo. ;)
no you didn't. You didn't say "You damn dirty ape!!"
you said "Just don't curse at him and call him dirty."
That's the same damn dirty thing!!
No it damn dirty aint
Dirty limey.
you damn dirty yank :P
Do what Homer Simpson did.. Pretend you have a disability (like extreme laziness), and go to some animal training center and ask for an assistance monkey....
http://tvtime.sourceforge.net/screenshots/25-feb-03-simpsons.jpg
Can be a good companion in many leizure activites
Don't let this happen....
http://www.pray4mojo.net/mojo_movie/mojo4.jpg
Or Peta will be on ur arse!
scm77
06-09-2004, 12:57 PM
That episode is funny.
Do you ever spank your monkey? ;)
Herrmannek
06-09-2004, 12:58 PM
BTW I can sell you my monkey tamagotchi if you are in hurry...
JiJoMacLE45
06-09-2004, 01:16 PM
You can only own a monkey in Norte Americano if you name it Spank.
memphiz
06-09-2004, 01:18 PM
I plan on getting a monkey, ill call him Circus Monkey Jojo, ,and then ill get a duck and call him Mr. Duck
JiJoMacLE45
06-09-2004, 01:19 PM
You have to call the duck Howard, but Circus Monkey Jijo has a nice ring to it.
martinexsquaddie
06-09-2004, 01:24 PM
I thought you had a shaved one living in the whitehouse :(
JiJoMacLE45
06-09-2004, 01:29 PM
No John Kerry is still in Massachusetts
Herrmannek
06-09-2004, 01:33 PM
No John Kerry is still in Massachusetts
His monkey ancestry isn't proven, when I last checked he still was donkey...
JiJoMacLE45
06-09-2004, 01:34 PM
Very true Herm.
molly747
06-09-2004, 01:48 PM
I'm planing on saving my money and buying a monkey, does anyone know the laws and regulations for owning a monkey here in north america? Does anyone know where I could get one? How much they go for? ... and which breeds are allowed?
http://www.api4animals.org/372.htm
shrek
06-09-2004, 02:37 PM
I had a monkey in A-stan, his name was Spank! Well, what the f..k else would you call him??
Fintin
06-09-2004, 02:39 PM
I had a monkey in A-stan, his name was Spank! Well, what the f..k else would you call him??
dinner?
Dennis G
06-09-2004, 03:29 PM
I'm planing on saving my money and buying a monkey, does anyone know the laws and regulations for owning a monkey here in north america? Does anyone know where I could get one? How much they go for? ... and which breeds are allowed?
My wife was looking into buying a monkey. But that’s not going to happen I’m not bringing one in my house :| I don’t really know much about the laws but the squirrel monkeys are smaller & a bit more active then the spider monkeys. One other thing you should not buy just one.(another good point why I don’t want them) they are a social animal and need the companionship of another monkey even if you were with it 24/7 then need another monkey.
squirrel monkeys images (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?srch=1&p=squirrel+monkey&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&n=20&fl=0)
spider monkeys images (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?srch=1&p=spider+monkeys&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&n=20&fl=0)
Dennis G
06-09-2004, 03:30 PM
If I get one I'm gonna call him George W. Bush, and I'll hug 'im and pet 'im and hug 'im and pet 'im. ;) :D :P
:roll:
Gringo
06-09-2004, 05:58 PM
If I get one I'm gonna call him George W. Bush, and I'll hug 'im and pet 'im and hug 'im and pet 'im. ;) :D :P
:roll:
what's wrong?
Vance
06-09-2004, 06:09 PM
If I get one I'm gonna call him George W. Bush, and I'll hug 'im and pet 'im and hug 'im and pet 'im. ;) :D :P
:roll:
what's wrong?
My ding ding dong.
Gringo
06-09-2004, 06:11 PM
If I get one I'm gonna call him George W. Bush, and I'll hug 'im and pet 'im and hug 'im and pet 'im. ;) :D :P
:roll:
what's wrong?
My ding ding dong.
Your doorbell need fixing?
Your doorbell need fixing?
http://dingdingdong.ytmnd.com/
Your doorbell need fixing?
http://dingdingdong.ytmnd.com/
how european :D
I'm planing on saving my money and buying a monkey, does anyone know the laws and regulations for owning a monkey here in north america? Does anyone know where I could get one? How much they go for? ... and which breeds are allowed?
Well, the law varies, but in most places you must change your name to Dieter, wear all black and ask people to "touch the monkey." And then, of course, it is time to dance!
http://www.filmbuffonline.com/dieter1.jpg
California Joe
06-09-2004, 09:00 PM
That's the only cool reason to get a monkey. Unless you're a Gypsy and teach it to pick pockets.
Hot Lips
06-09-2004, 09:08 PM
(For the Penguins Hockey Fans in da house)
SHE WANTS TO SELL MY MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYY! (http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/3952/monkey.wav)
Universal
06-09-2004, 09:59 PM
That's the only cool reason to get a monkey. Unless you're a Gypsy and teach it to pick pockets.
I want him mainly so he can scratch my back and play with my ears :roll:
Gringo
06-10-2004, 02:51 AM
That's the only cool reason to get a monkey. Unless you're a Gypsy and teach it to pick pockets.
rofl
that's funny.
Universal
06-10-2004, 11:52 AM
mine's funnier! :fork:
Gringo
06-10-2004, 02:29 PM
mine's funnier! :fork:
not really. Besides you'd probably catch something from the monkey, like headlice or ticks.
and there's no reason to stab me in the head cause your not funny. ;)
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