Oxymoron of the day

[Gringo]

Today's oxymoron is: 'French Military Victory'

[Vance]

Canadian baseball.

[MEGR]

Cold Hotdog.

[scm77]

UN Resolution :lol:

[memphiz]

American beer

[MARINO]

brave Zapatero
rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Gordon]

A sober drunk

[Fintin]

any of the _____like things....its "wood-like"...no its plastic with some paint

[2Sheds_Jackson]

scm77 gets my vote so far with "UN Resolution" rofl Nice one.

I'm gonna go with journalistic integrity

[shrek]

Military intelligence

intelligent officer (sorry guys)

[mobster]

Jumbo shrimp.

[HavocIRL]

American Peacekeepers..................................(Waits for incoming fire)

[HavocIRL]

Precision bombing.

[Sparky2129]

Friendly Fire and Civil War

[Gringo]

McDonalds food

[Rebel 7]

Friendly fire

[gaz]

Government organisation.

[FDF_Hemppis]

Russian cuisine

[Gringo]

Honest Politician.

[Roger Rabbit]

McDonalds Fast Food Restaurant

Hmm you could get them on two accounts of false advertising

[shrek]

HavocIRL: Irish Republican ARMY


Gaz: Misspelling “Government OrganiZation” while describing an OxyMORON.

[shrek]

false hope...................think about it, what is hope?

[FDF_Hemppis]

^^

it's Bob.

[HavocIRL]

HavocIRL: Irish Republican ARMY

Funny shrek

You think I care about the IRA.

[Uncle Sam]

Same Difference

Beaucractic efficiencies

zero deficit

deliberate mistake

passively aggressive

and my favorite...

innocent bureaucratic blunder

[henksmoeder]

American Equality :roll: (don't blame me, blame the Red Hot Chilli Peppers)

[Vance]

Precision bombing.
I don't get it.

[HavocIRL]

Its a bomb, not a bullet. They may get it to land within a 3 ft. radius of the target but its gonna blow at least 300 ft out if not more.

[Vance]

Its a bomb, not a bullet. They may get it to land within a 3 ft. radius of the target but its gonna blow at least 300 ft out if not more.
Oh. I thought it was another one of those 'Americans kill babies' ploys. :|

[gaz]

Gaz: Misspelling “Government OrganiZation” while describing an OxyMORON.

It's not my fault someone decided Americans were too stupid to spell properly and altered the spelling for you.

American English - Organization.

Real English - Organisation.

[HavocIRL]

Potato = potato

[California Joe]

I blame rap music.

[Vance]

Potato = potato
Spuds.

[HavocIRL]

I don't care what you call it just remember never to get between one and an Irishman.

[FDF_Hemppis]

Potato = potato
Spuds.

=Solenum tuberosum

[Flagg]

Acceptable Loss

[mocking_loudly_died]

I blame rap music.

I blame sexy English teachers that live in secluded American towns.

[farmgirl]

I blame rap music.

I blame sexy English teachers that live in secluded American towns.


I have no idea what you're talking about!!! p-)

Dominant Women





:lol:

[Vance]

Dominant Women





:lol:
You gonna get raped. p-)

[FRO]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

[Gringo]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

[pAt]

women drivers!!

[Hot Lips]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

I'm your Huckleberry.

[FRO]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

I'm your Huckleberry.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Hot Lips: Tombstone and SW quotes! Is it normal that I'm turned on by that?

Gringo: Not as turned on, but thanks for the effort. You're right, it doesn't feel like a western, but it sure as heck felt like a damn entertaining flick!

[XASA]

Compassionate Conservative

[mack pl]

Zwycięski remis ;)



sorry, only in polish :roll:

[Gringo]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

I'm your Huckleberry.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Hot Lips: Tombstone and SW quotes! Is it normal that I'm turned on by that?

Gringo: Not as turned on, but thanks for the effort. You're right, it doesn't feel like a western, but it sure as heck felt like a damn entertaining flick!

Usually entertaining films are generally crap, while not so entertaining films are generally better.

The world works in mysterious ways.

I liked Unforgiven,

"You just shot shot an unarmed man!"
"He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."


" All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."

[FRO]

Gringo: Not as turned on, but thanks for the effort. You're right, it doesn't feel like a western, but it sure as heck felt like a damn entertaining flick!

Usually entertaining films are generally crap, while not so entertaining films are generally better.

I have difficulties with this statement as if a film is not entertaining, I can't see how it can be good. Now, there are some films that are so bad they are entertaining, but I can't think of any film that is so good it is not entertaining. Isn't entertainment the point of movies?


I liked Unforgiven,

And I agree that Unforgiven is a good--and thus an entertaining--movie. ;)

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. "

Great stuff, delivered by a true master of the genre.

[FRO]

Double post. Stupid work machine.

Though I suppose this wouldn't have happened were I actually working.

Hmmmm.

[Uncle Sam]

Ral Processed Cheese

[Gringo]

Gringo: Not as turned on, but thanks for the effort. You're right, it doesn't feel like a western, but it sure as heck felt like a damn entertaining flick!

Usually entertaining films are generally crap, while not so entertaining films are generally better.

I have difficulties with this statement as if a film is not entertaining, I can't see how it can be good. Now, there are some films that are so bad they are entertaining, but I can't think of any film that is so good it is not entertaining. Isn't entertainment the point of movies?

Another Oxymoron. Think of a film that is VERY entertaining, with lots of action, comedy, whatever. Would you consider it one of the greatest film ever?
Think of Citizen Kane, considered one of the greatest films of all time, would you find it more entertaining then the film you're thinking of above?

[FRO]

I have difficulties with this statement as if a film is not entertaining, I can't see how it can be good. Now, there are some films that are so bad they are entertaining, but I can't think of any film that is so good it is not entertaining. Isn't entertainment the point of movies?

Another Oxymoron. Think of a film that is VERY entertaining, with lots of action, comedy, whatever. Would you consider it one of the greatest film ever?

Well, considering some of my all-time favourite movies include Blade Runner, Aliens, SW and Raiders of the Lost Ark, um, yes.



Think of Citizen Kane, considered one of the greatest films of all time, would you find it more entertaining then the film you're thinking of above?

In actuality, I love Citizen Kane. I wore out my VHS of it and am planning on buying it on DVD. In certain situations--depending on my mood--yes, I find Citizen Kane more entertaining than those listed above. It really depends on what I want to watch at the moment.

Perhaps I'm just wired wrong. Who can say?

[Hot Lips]

@>-,-'rosebud-,-'----

[Wilco]

President Kerry

Hopefully some people will get it.

[Sierra]

honest lawyer

[UkrainianAmerican]

Palestinian warrior.

[born_to_love]

Arab Civilization

[Milkman]

"Fuel efficent SUV"

Why is it funny? Because I just heard a radio advert for a BMW X3 saying it was fuel efficient. rofl


FUEL ECONOMY
EPA city driving: 17 mpg
EPA highway driving: 25 mpg
C/D-observed: 15 mpg

[Red]

Gratefull Dead.

[Red]

Arab Civilization

Dude,that was below the belt :D

[101st__and_1/2]

Arab Civilization

Dude,that was below the belt :D


he gets my vote :D

[Vance]

Reliable PC

[101st__and_1/2]

Microsoft Works

Dodge Ram

Tax Return

[Gringo]

I have difficulties with this statement as if a film is not entertaining, I can't see how it can be good. Now, there are some films that are so bad they are entertaining, but I can't think of any film that is so good it is not entertaining. Isn't entertainment the point of movies?

Another Oxymoron. Think of a film that is VERY entertaining, with lots of action, comedy, whatever. Would you consider it one of the greatest film ever?

Well, considering some of my all-time favourite movies include Blade Runner, Aliens, SW and Raiders of the Lost Ark, um, yes.



Think of Citizen Kane, considered one of the greatest films of all time, would you find it more entertaining then the film you're thinking of above?

In actuality, I love Citizen Kane. I wore out my VHS of it and am planning on buying it on DVD. In certain situations--depending on my mood--yes, I find Citizen Kane more entertaining than those listed above. It really depends on what I want to watch at the moment.

Perhaps I'm just wired wrong. Who can say?

oh bugger it. I've tried.

[FRO]

@>-,-'rosebud-,-'----

"You're too old to be calling me Mr. Thatcher, Charles."

"You're too old to be called anything else."

[FRO]

oh bugger it. I've tried.

Yes you have, quite patiently and eloquently. I believe we have agreed to disagree.

Oh, and I'll pass on the buggery, but thanks for the offer. ;)

See you around.

[molly747]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

I'm your Huckleberry.

You gonna skin that smoke wagon, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

[Trigger]

Wyatt- "Hell Doc, I got lots of friends."

Doc- "I don't."

[Gringo]

I blame rap music.

I blame the Anti-Christ. That's right, Webster, I'm looking at you.

"You tell 'em Oxford's coming. And Hell's coming with me!"

Tombstone was pretty ****. Ok in some places, but didn't feel like a western.

I'm your Huckleberry.

You gonna skin that smoke wagon, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Gonna paint our wagon
Gonna paint it good
We ain't braggin'
We're gonna coat that wood

Gonna paint your wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use oil-based paint
'Cos the wood is pine.

........ Ponderosa pine

[Vance]

:lol:

[ChuckThunder]

Advanced Basic.

[Gringo]

Could 'Stand Down' be one?

[Roger Rabbit]

Microsoft Works

[Gringo]

Microsoft Works

rofl

[farmgirl]

Wyatt- "Hell Doc, I got lots of friends."

Doc- "I don't."


I looooooooooooooooved Tombstone.... great lines... :hug:

[Roger Rabbit]

What about Wyatt Earp with Kevin Costner?

[Hot Lips]

I didn't mind it, but something about Kevin Costner turns me off.

[Resevoir Hogs]

Concerned Liberals

[Hot Lips]

peace offensive

original copies

pretty ugly

[Javehn]

peace offensive

original copies

pretty ugly

I read somewhere nice saying : " Fighting for peace is like fuсking for virginity" . :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Leftist intellectual. :P
Dumb Jew. :lol:

[Javehn]

Zionist conspirators
Smart people ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Zionist conspirators
Smart people ;)
good-looking tanker rofl

[Javehn]

Word (to your mama) :)
Comming to some TeamSpeak today ?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Word (to your mama) :)
Comming to some TeamSpeak today ?
Aight.
But be warned: I drank a LOT last night.

[Javehn]

Not now , dude , i am learning , i have exam tommorow , perhaps later ...

[Haiw]

Word (to your mama) :)
Comming to some TeamSpeak today ?
Aight.
But be warned: I drank a LOT last night.
Your mother allowed you to have a 2nd can of beer?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Word (to your mama) :)
Comming to some TeamSpeak today ?
Aight.
But be warned: I drank a LOT last night.
Your mother allowed you to have a 2nd can of beer?
No, she didnt let me finish it. :(

[Haiw]

Don't worry. She propably will when you get your first pubes.

[ShotOver]

Be nice haiw, haha.

[Gringo]

I didn't mind it, but something about Kevin Costner turns me off.

Anything with Kevin Costner would turn anyone off.

[FRO]

Wyatt- "Hell Doc, I got lots of friends."

Doc- "I don't."


I looooooooooooooooved Tombstone.... great lines... :hug:

It does have some really great writing delivered by some good actors. The only part of the movie that really bugged me was near the end, Wyatt and his gang VS the Cowboys montage. It just seemed a lot of riding and shooting. But that's really just a nitpick.

"He reminds me of . . . me. I think I hate him."

[FRO]

I didn't mind it, but something about Kevin Costner turns me off.

Anything with Kevin Costner would turn anyone off.

Too true, though he did one movie a while back called "Perfect World" which was quite good. I think Eastwood directed it.

"Wyatt Earp" disappointed me because IIRC it was directed by Lawrence Kasdan who had done such a good job with "Silverado." Likely it was the Costner-effect that suckified Wyatt.

[Roger Rabbit]

I thought Wyatt Earp was good. Nowhere near as good as the spagetti westerns but still a nice easy to watch film with some good lines in it.

[Fintin]

typical american...best oxymoron ever....so feck of america haters

[FRO]

Progressive Conservative (not only an oxymoron, now completely non-existent).

[UkrainianAmerican]

typical american...best oxymoron ever....so feck of america haters
Cheers! woot

[Fintin]

typical american...best oxymoron ever....so feck of america haters
Cheers! woot


need i say more....rambling asshole cheering my post....well boys...i guess i see you in hell...the skiing has to be great

[Vance]

Iraqi Freedom p-)




God I'm kidding, don't kill me. :(