View Full Version : Drunk thread *official*
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:15 AM
Just been one'a them days and am pretty liquored up right now lol
Anyone else care to join me with a few drinks?
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:16 AM
Just had a double shot of Dr Pepper, be there soon. Boy that **** is rough.
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:18 AM
Yup, it usre.... is :lol:
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:21 AM
Vance, quit being a pussy and drink some booze.
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:21 AM
dude out esbooze
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:21 AM
Vance, quit being a pussy and drink some booze.
rofl
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:22 AM
i told u guys i was hardcore
EvanL
06-11-2004, 01:24 AM
If Vance drinks booze, he immediatly is struck with a case of FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome)
its too big of a risk.
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:27 AM
If Vance drinks booze, he immediatly is struck with a case of FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome)
its too big of a risk.
youre right evan, youre always evan
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:29 AM
looks like the dr pepper's taking a toll lol
Fintin
06-11-2004, 01:31 AM
im so steeling Ria when she turn 18...loyds just pissed cause he hasnt had milk in a bag for a while...by the way...
and rain... :hug:
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:33 AM
looks like the dr pepper's taking a toll lol
i hayte those danm toll boths! always ri[ping you off
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:34 AM
im so steeling Ria when she turn 18...
lolol u stayle her....i chop ur head off
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:34 AM
samuraie stlye cuz tehy kik ass
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:36 AM
Uh oh, the little Vancey **** here's going to beat my post count soon.
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:36 AM
Uh oh, the little Vancey **** here's going to beat my post count soon.
bteter post then
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:37 AM
looks like the dr pepper's taking a toll lol
i hayte those danm toll boths! always ri[ping you off
hey, if you've seen a 8ft tall dr pepper toll booth, take a pic would ya? lol
Fintin
06-11-2004, 01:38 AM
im so steeling Ria when she turn 18...
lolol u stayle her....i chop ur head off
i drive faster car...besides...rain wont let you...where is she...i need a good night kiss
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:38 AM
looks like the dr pepper's taking a toll lol
i hayte those danm toll boths! always ri[ping you off
hey, if you've seen a 8ft tall dr pepper toll booth, take a pic would ya? lol
okaye
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:39 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes. Ria, you're lurking around right now, use that leash you've got Vance on and make him drink something worth drinking.
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:40 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes. Ria, you're lurking around right now, use that leash you've got Vance on and make him drink something worth drinking.
wpsh p-)
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:41 AM
rofl
brb getting a refill.
haven't had gin and tonic in ages, but they sure go down good on hot days...
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:42 AM
rofl
brb getting a refill.
haven't had gin and tonic in ages, but they sure go down good on hot days...
They make your head unusually large. Remember that episode of The Simpsons?
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:42 AM
Gin & tonic is too weak for me, personally. You need to be able to TASTE the alcohol, man!
Fintin
06-11-2004, 01:43 AM
vancy pants has a ten inch ****....
....er spaniel
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:43 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes.
Everybody hold the phone.
I'm older than you you little douche. p-)
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:45 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes.
Everybody hold the phone.
I'm older than you you little douche. p-)
Age has little to do with it, "douche." As I learned in health class way back in the day, some people start puberty at 8 years old while some don't really start until around 18. ;)
Fintin
06-11-2004, 01:46 AM
i fine the term douche to be a compliment being that it is a hygenic product
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:47 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes.
Everybody hold the phone.
I'm older than you you little douche. p-)
Age has little to do with it, "douche." As I learned in health class way back in the day, some people start puberty at 8 years old while some don't really start until around 18. ;)
Well I can tell you I've got enough pubes for God knows how much pizza.
Ratamacue
06-11-2004, 01:49 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes.
Everybody hold the phone.
I'm older than you you little douche. p-)
Age has little to do with it, "douche." As I learned in health class way back in the day, some people start puberty at 8 years old while some don't really start until around 18. ;)
Well I can tell you I've got enough pubes for God knows how much pizza.
Taping the lost hair after your most recent mushroom cut to your genitals and armpits does not qualify as pubic hair.
Fintin
06-11-2004, 01:49 AM
Well I can tell you I've got enough pubes for God knows how much pizza.
have you ever concidered shaving the hair down there?
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:49 AM
Vance, put down the Dr. Pepper and pick up something that'll maybe sprout your first pubes.
Everybody hold the phone.
I'm older than you you little douche. p-)
Age has little to do with it, "douche." As I learned in health class way back in the day, some people start puberty at 8 years old while some don't really start until around 18. ;)
Well I can tell you I've got enough pubes for God knows how much pizza.
Taping the lost hair after your most recent mushroom cut to your genitals and armpits does not qualify as pubic hair.
http://www.sambazon.com/gallery/jungle.jpg
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:50 AM
Nope, dun remember that episode, Vance. Sorry, had a few.
If you've had a lot of a certain something, it's not weak anymore....
I enjoy to lay back and take it easy, listening to music and chatting on here..... one thing I really would like to have is a girlfriend..., but that's another story heh
Cheers!
Midav
06-11-2004, 01:56 AM
oh ****.... did I scare everyone off???
rofl rofl rofl
Vance
06-11-2004, 01:57 AM
oh ****.... did I scare everyone off???
rofl rofl rofl
It's those damn robotic shifty eyes of yours.
Midtown
06-11-2004, 01:59 AM
I got asked out by our waitress tonight at the bar, and she had a really nice butt. OH AND THE ****ING PISTONS WON, EAT **** LA.
Midav
06-11-2004, 02:00 AM
Sorry vance... got visene? p-)
Midtown-- she hot?
Fintin
06-11-2004, 02:04 AM
I got asked out by our waitress tonight at the bar, and she had a really nice butt. OH AND THE f*** PISTONS WON, EAT **** LA.
and the next two games are at home...WE ROCK...detroit is so a basketball town...
Fintin
06-11-2004, 02:07 AM
oh ****.... did I scare everyone off???
rofl rofl rofl
oh a side note...isnt it the guinness brewery...beer is from breweries
liquor is from distileries....
Midav
06-11-2004, 02:09 AM
Same difference....
Fintin
06-11-2004, 02:12 AM
Same difference....
no...brewery (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=brewery)....distillery (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=distillery)
Midav
06-11-2004, 02:15 AM
They both pump out alcoholic berverage.
Same base substance.
However, for sake of argument and am too drunk right now, I'll change it to brewery to make you happy.
Btw, webster has this:
http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=distillery
http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=brewery
WolverineBlue
06-11-2004, 02:40 AM
Hell ya Pistons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comprehensively done by the lads
By the way, France will kill England on Sunday.
Nawlins
06-12-2004, 03:26 AM
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!
born_to_love
06-12-2004, 03:52 AM
i need n iceoack igot CRUNK
Nawlins
06-12-2004, 02:20 PM
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!
Haha... That's pretty much all the articulation I could manage last night. I won an alcohol sales contest at the restaurant, so they gave me a gift certificate to the bar that we hang out at alot. I used it last night to drown my sorrows. Great fun. Now I'm having some coffee.
Fintin
06-12-2004, 02:53 PM
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!
Haha... That's pretty much all the articulation I could manage last night. I won an alcohol sales contest at the restaurant, so they gave me a gift certificate to the bar that we hang out at alot. I used it last night to drown my sorrows. Great fun. Now I'm having some coffee.
coffee bad when hung over...very bad....read here for help (http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover.html)
Nawlins
06-12-2004, 03:17 PM
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!
Haha... That's pretty much all the articulation I could manage last night. I won an alcohol sales contest at the restaurant, so they gave me a gift certificate to the bar that we hang out at alot. I used it last night to drown my sorrows. Great fun. Now I'm having some coffee.
coffee bad when hung over...very bad....read here for help (http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover.html)
Blah blah blah... I already know that. I had some water earlier. The coffee is because I'm a caffeine addict.
Fintin
06-12-2004, 04:12 PM
Blah blah blah... I already know that. I had some water earlier. The coffee is because I'm a caffeine addict.
well arnt you an ungreatful drunk....
Nawlins
06-12-2004, 05:18 PM
Blah blah blah... I already know that. I had some water earlier. The coffee is because I'm a caffeine addict.
well arnt you an ungreatful drunk....
Hahaha... I'm just messing with you. Don't take it personally.
Fintin
06-12-2004, 05:23 PM
Blah blah blah... I already know that. I had some water earlier. The coffee is because I'm a caffeine addict.
well arnt you an ungreatful drunk....
Hahaha... I'm just messing with you. Don't take it personally.
WHAT THE FLYING FECK....i know...im just being stuborn
im so steeling Ria when she turn 18...loyds just pissed cause he hasnt had milk in a bag for a while...by the way...
and rain... :hug:
...and Fintin :hug:
Are you the new hug-bot? :P
Fintin
06-12-2004, 05:38 PM
im not going to argue against it...
rain.... :hug:
"There's 3 people at table five who've just ordered a group hug, get over there ASAP!"
Fintin :hug:
3 people @ table 5= :hug:
Fintin
06-12-2004, 05:40 PM
"There's 3 people at table five who've just ordered a group hug, get over there ASAP!"
i dont hug dutch...sorry...wait...scratch that...i go to school in western michigan...darn dutch
Midav
06-13-2004, 02:08 AM
Hugadelic...
Is that an alocholic without the after effects?
Needless to say, am off work and already had a brewski... or two... or three....
Prost!
ShotOver
06-13-2004, 03:07 AM
Jesus, i should of been posting here last night, had most of a 700ml bottle of beam in about 2 hours. Then had to stick ze old fingers down the throat to yack it all up, or go to hospital with alcohol poisoning in the morning and have my stomach pumped... yay.
Midav
06-13-2004, 03:24 AM
Ouch!
Well, I have a drink in your honor that you're ok, bro!
Cheers!
ShotOver
06-13-2004, 03:27 AM
haha, i'll sit here trying to hydrate myself, and wishing i could eat solids because that chocolate cake in the kitchen looks mighty fine... hahah
Midav
06-13-2004, 03:36 AM
lol
Well, take care of yourself first! Leave beer drinking to me ;)
Cheers again!!
intelligenzija
06-13-2004, 07:10 AM
yesterday I was drunken of beer: 1. Fosters, 2. Barber (8%) 3. Samichlaus (14%) 4. Koelsch (~4%)
ok I know I am a newbie... anyways was very tasty! lol
Midav
07-12-2004, 01:03 AM
This hasn't been used in a while. Having a few tonight... been a long day at work. Anyone else joining?
Nawlins
07-12-2004, 01:04 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
memphiz
07-12-2004, 01:08 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
Mr. Nawlins ;)
Nawlins
07-12-2004, 01:09 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
Mr. Nawlins ;)
He's funny when he's drunk.
Midav
07-12-2004, 01:11 AM
:lol: Good
Never understood why certain people get pissed off when they're drunk. If you get angry, why get drunk? Negates the whole reason imo.
Cheers!
Fintin
07-12-2004, 01:14 AM
this threads alittle late...maybe i would remember last night more if i had documented parts of it...
Nawlins
07-12-2004, 01:15 AM
:lol: Good
Never understood why certain people get pissed off when they're drunk. If you get angry, why get drunk? Negates the whole reason imo.
Cheers!
Amen to that.
ShotOver
07-12-2004, 01:17 AM
Bah, was down the pub last night with me mammy, was good fun.
Don't get to see her much.
Fintin
07-12-2004, 01:18 AM
:lol: Good
Never understood why certain people get pissed off when they're drunk. If you get angry, why get drunk? Negates the whole reason imo.
Cheers!
i spin in circles...
Midav
07-12-2004, 01:21 AM
Bah, was down the pub last night with me mammy, was good fun.
Don't get to see her much.
That's cool to see a mom and son go have a few to drink. Usually see father-son go out.
memphiz
07-12-2004, 01:23 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
Mr. Nawlins ;)
He's funny when he's drunk.
Midgets rock, one day hes going to come home with a midget in a burlap potato sac, and it will be your new pet...he'll be drunk to
Midav
07-12-2004, 01:26 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
Mr. Nawlins ;)
He's funny when he's drunk.
Midgets rock, one day hes going to come home with a midget in a burlap potato sac, and it will be your new pet...he'll be drunk to
I know! You could just call him Minime and feed him chocolate!!
memphiz
07-12-2004, 01:34 AM
I know somebody who's drunk tonight... ;)
Mr. Nawlins ;)
He's funny when he's drunk.
Midgets rock, one day hes going to come home with a midget in a burlap potato sac, and it will be your new pet...he'll be drunk to
I know! You could just call him Minime and feed him chocolate!!
Hell yeah!
garyfanclub
07-12-2004, 02:13 AM
I cure my hangovers with a large Pizza and Black Hawk Down.
Midav
07-12-2004, 02:42 AM
Drinking by myself tonight..... my workdays suck :lol:
HumanShield
07-12-2004, 03:04 PM
I saw this thread and thought it was funny as hell. But i forgot about it last night...damnit
Midav, i was doing the same thing last night. Ill blame mine on a girl, not work :|
Midav
07-12-2004, 03:08 PM
I saw this thread and thought it was funny as hell. But i forgot about it last night...damnit
Midav, i was doing the same thing last night. Ill blame mine on a girl, not work :|
No problem, man! At least you had a good reason for not posting...... I'm assuming ;)
Midtown
07-12-2004, 04:27 PM
someone get vance to post more, it was entertaining.
HumanShield
07-12-2004, 07:40 PM
I saw this thread and thought it was funny as hell. But i forgot about it last night...damnit
Midav, i was doing the same thing last night. Ill blame mine on a girl, not work :|
No problem, man! At least you had a good reason for not posting...... I'm assuming ;)
Ill get ya next time i drink at home
ZeroPositive
07-12-2004, 07:41 PM
I was so darn **** faced... I was in my room and my room window goes out to my roof and I was outside and wanted to piss... so pissed into my neighbours yard... :D
Midav
07-15-2004, 12:44 AM
HumanShield-- Sounds good to me!
ZeroPositive-- :lol:
Anyway, guess I'll continue my binge from the other night...
Jackel
07-15-2004, 01:16 AM
Just got off work! I sucking down a Bud Light as write this post.
Midav
07-15-2004, 01:22 AM
Good. Have a few for me. Thought I had some more beers, but found out I'm out.... my brother must have polished off some :cantbeli:
Too buzzed to drive, damnit.
Ah well, there's always next time....
HumanShield
07-18-2004, 01:06 AM
JACK AND THE BOX TACOS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nawlins
07-18-2004, 01:17 AM
JACK AND THE BOX TACOS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^ so drunk he doesn't remember it's Jack in the Box.
memphiz
07-18-2004, 01:32 AM
JACK AND THE BOX TACOS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^ so drunk he doesn't remember it's Jack in the Box.
Box tacos what the hell???
WolverineBlue
07-18-2004, 01:41 AM
Yay -- I'm working on a late late night buzz too!
Nawlins
07-18-2004, 02:11 AM
I was a little drunk (just a little, I don't like to get ****faced) last night... sorry I didn't post. I say too much when I'm not drunk... it could have gotten crazy.
StarvingStudent47
07-18-2004, 04:53 AM
I'm ****ing ****FACED right now. I'm watching Trainspotting with "closed captioning for the hearing impaired" on. I can hear just ****ing fine, but I can't understand a ****ing word they're saying, cause they speak Scottish not American. Funny language that.
Yes, I'm drinking alone. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I'm not an alcoholic. I have a good relationship with alcohol. Kind of like a long-distance relationship really. We spend days, perhaps weeks apart, but when we meet, we **** each other until we can't stand.
By the way, Sapporo beer ****ING SUCKS. The Japanese make great cars and motorccyles but **** their booze. No more, I'm going back to the Irish, Scots, Canucks (thank you for Crown Royal, it's as good as hockey and far better than Alanis ****ing Morrisette), and the good ol' Stars and Stripes.
I wouldn't be drinking alone if I ****ing knew anybody in this town. But I moved here a year ago, and two ****ing days later started going to law school. And all my classmates are either 20+ years older than me, or htey're married, or they're just cutthroat assholes who I wouldn't want to hang out with. So no, I don't have any friends in this town to go do things with on a saturday night. It's not that I'm a social misfit (okay, in some ways I am but that's not the point), I've got tons of friends, it's just they all live 1000 miles away where I used to live. ****ing A.
Isn't it amazing how well I can type even when I can't stand? I've always been proud of that. Everyone has a superpower. Spiderman can shoot webs out of his wrists; I can type like a professional secretary even when I can barely read the computer screen.
Anyway, Trainspotting is a really good movie and you should all see it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fall out of my chair now.
StarvingStudent47
07-18-2004, 04:58 AM
:lol: Good
Never understood why certain people get pissed off when they're drunk. If you get angry, why get drunk? Negates the whole reason imo.
Cheers!
I agree. If I'm sad or angry, I stay the **** away from the bottle. It only amplifies the emotion. I'd rather just be emo and sulk. But if I'm bored or happy, then a little "medicine" is definitely in order.
NcDeuce
07-18-2004, 07:04 PM
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...my tummy itches.
Midav
07-19-2004, 12:40 AM
hehehe
Reading the thread over, I got thirsty..... and I just so happen to have beer. A coincidence? I think not! ;)
HumanShield
07-19-2004, 03:31 AM
im here too often :oops:
ohh well, blame the 24 pack in my fridge, not me...
And i knew it was Jack N the Box... :bash:
HumanShield
07-19-2004, 03:34 AM
for those of you drinking because of girls problems...like myself.
Here is a great song by the band Diffuser
Here's To You Lyrics
here's to you
and all your loving thoughts
here's to you
you're such a ****in' whore
here's to you
for bringing me down
here's to you
i'm glad you're gone now
ain't it true
what comes around goes around
here's to you
pulled me in
and then you led me on
used me up to get just what you want
shards of sweat will cut you tenfold
when you realize you are all alone
here's to you
for bringing me down
here's to you
i'm glad you're gone now
ain't it true
what comes around goes around
here's to you
i always thought i was number one to you
but looking back i never even was your number two
here's to you (here's to you)
for bringing me down
here's to you (here's to you)
i'm glad you're gone now
ain't it true
what comes around goes around
here's to you (what comes around goes around)
here's to you (i'm glad you're gone now)
ain't it true
what comes around goes around
here's to all the ****ed up things you do
StarvingStudent47
07-19-2004, 05:06 AM
When I'm depressed and drunk, no song on the planet beats "Nepenthe" by the Swedish (Norwegian? German) metal band Sentenced:
Nepenthe
[music: Tenkula & SENTENCED, words: Jarwa]
think about all the good in your life
- it's only temporary
think about all the positive sides in life
- they never last forever
so drink to forget
and drown all your sorrow
bury your dreams
choose mind refinery
all the tears and the fears and the lies and the cries and the...
(nepenthe)
all the tears and the fears and the lies and the cries of the past
when the light of the chosen has died
when the Master is slave to his life
all the tears and the fears and the lies and the cries and the...
(forget)
all the love and the hate and the hate and the hate for you - my love
when the light of chosen has died
it is time to do something right, for once, goddamned!
so drink to forget
and drown all your sorrow
bury your dreams
and choose Catharsis!
all the tears and the fears and the lies and the cries and the...
(revenge)
all the hate in the world is the power to bring you down!
when the light of chosen has died
it is time to pay back for their crimes
Most of it isn't particularly easy to understand, but when this deep Scandinavian vocal busts out with SO DRINK TO FORGET...AND DROWN ALL YOUR SORROWS, it's all worth it.
HumanShield
07-20-2004, 02:34 AM
IM BACK BITCHES!!! :lol:
who elses votes bud the king of beer?
gilgoul
07-20-2004, 03:41 AM
IM BACK BITCHES!!! :lol:
who elses votes bud the king of beer?
The czeck one then, I tend to pee something with a higher rate of alcohol than the US Budweiser :D
ShotOver
07-20-2004, 08:24 AM
Victoria Bitter all the way, been drinking that stuff everyday this week.
captainfly
07-20-2004, 08:23 PM
OMG, I can't remember how I got home, though I must be unless whhere I am has Military Photos as a favorite in the samme section as me, otherwise I am dreaming this post :roll:
HumanShield
07-21-2004, 01:34 AM
12:34 beer 1
Midav
07-21-2004, 01:38 AM
Hell yeah!! I got someone to drink with me!
I admit, I've already had 5 beers. However, that was since ~7pm, and it's 11:38pm.
Going on 6 now :)
Midtown
07-21-2004, 01:40 AM
hahaha it takes like 12 beers to even get me buzzing, you gotta have the hard **** with it.
HumanShield
07-21-2004, 01:49 AM
12:40 beer 2
Yahoo pool...for every ball that goes in...take a gulp
Midav
07-21-2004, 01:52 AM
Forgive my noob question, but what is yahoo pool?
Midav
07-21-2004, 02:03 AM
Ah well...
7 @ 12:03am and got some wine had I stored for a while. Cheers!
HumanShield
07-21-2004, 02:11 AM
www.yahoo.com then go to games then pool.
Fun game to drink to!
1:10 3
Midav
07-21-2004, 02:19 AM
Ah well.
Still on 7 @ 12:19. Wine is good rofl
Midav
07-21-2004, 02:29 AM
8 @ 12:28. But, been at this for five and a half hours, too.
ZoneOne
07-21-2004, 04:18 AM
im so drunk
im actually going to wait for a response to this thread at 4:17am EASTERN
o 3 minutes until high time
n/m waiting
HumanShield
07-22-2004, 02:35 AM
Well ****...ive failed in life. I let this thread get back to page two :(
Im going camping this weekend...well thursday - sunday. I might get drunk there...not sure.
So someone has to pick up my slack, and post on here everynight.
The sad part is, ive hit this thread up 6 nights in a row :cantbeli:
Well so long untill monday!
Midtown
07-22-2004, 04:15 AM
got drunk tonight, almost had *** with my best friend alyssa...that was way to close, shes hot as ****,but im trying to stay faithfull for once.
WolverineBlue
07-22-2004, 06:12 PM
Just opened my first beer. I can drink tonight because I have a house full of guys who are drunk right now and playing video games...pathetic... woot woot
I also don't have the meeting with our customer tomorrow, and so I can be a jackass this evening.
See you in hell.
WolverineBlue
07-22-2004, 09:12 PM
Beer number 5 opened...chinese delivery on its way...only one remaining jackass in my house...possibly going to play pool soon...
captainfly
07-22-2004, 09:43 PM
By beers you mean little bottles or tiny glasses, yeah? a amyone who takes 12 pints to get buzzin' has problems ;) no **** eight pints is too much for me, but hey it sometimes goes beond, with the odd sprit as well :cantbeli:
memphiz
07-22-2004, 09:48 PM
Beer number 5 opened...chinese delivery on its way...only one remaining jackass in my house...possibly going to play pool soon...
When the guy comes to the door, start peeing in front of him on his shoes :D
WolverineBlue
07-22-2004, 09:53 PM
Beer number 5 opened...chinese delivery on its way...only one remaining jackass in my house...possibly going to play pool soon...
When the guy comes to the door, start peeing in front of him on his shoes :D
jackass passed out on couch (played golf all day and drank)...i gave the delivery dude his tip in quarters, since I had no more ones...beer number 7 down the hatch...
WolverineBlue
07-22-2004, 10:16 PM
Beer number 8 & 9 got drunk very quickly.
See you in hell.
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 12:10 AM
Look out, I'm having a beer! Wooo!
Midav
07-23-2004, 12:40 AM
I wanted toi take a break from drinking for a few days, because i've had too much over the past few days. However, tonight was just one of them days. My best friend and I polished off a bottle of Bushnell's and a ****load of beers.
Anyway, i wish everyone a good night andsee you tomorrow :)
Midav
07-23-2004, 12:42 AM
Ps, yes this is the third time I've posted on these boards and it really sucks to go over my text over and over, because I haven't made this many mistakes in my writing in a very, very long time. rofl
Cheers all!
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 12:44 AM
Halfway through beer number two... harder to type...
Yeah, I know... I'm a lightweight... it usually only takes two or three....
MVSpartan117
07-23-2004, 12:46 AM
I just drank half a bottle of listerine....
I'm feeling a lil' buzz
Just kidding....
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 12:48 AM
I just drank half a bottle of listerine....
I'm feeling a lil' buzz
Just kidding....
That's gross.......
Fintin
07-23-2004, 12:49 AM
I just drank half a bottle of listerine....
I'm feeling a lil' buzz
Just kidding....
That's gross.......
whats gross is your totaly lack of fortitude while drinking...2-3 to finish you off...on the plus side i guess it keeps costs down...score one for mr nawlins
Midav
07-23-2004, 12:49 AM
Nawlins-- Who cares whatothers think? As long as you have fun whwen you drink. Right?
Ms-- I'd advise against drinking that stuff lol
MVSpartan117
07-23-2004, 12:54 AM
3/4 listerine down....
I'm getting a sharp pain in my side
But getting a good buzz
Still kidding
3/4 listerine down....
I'm getting a sharp pain in my side
But getting a good buzz
Still kidding
rofl rofl
Good job buddy :P
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 12:59 AM
I just drank half a bottle of listerine....
I'm feeling a lil' buzz
Just kidding....
That's gross.......
whats gross is your totaly lack of fortitude while drinking...2-3 to finish you off...on the plus side i guess it keeps costs down...score one for mr nawlins
Meh... shut the hell up. It only takes two or three because I don't drink much or often... that's a good thing, believe it or not. And it's cheaper.
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:03 AM
3/4 listerine down....
I'm getting a sharp pain in my side
But getting a good buzz
Still kidding
rofl rofl
Good job buddy :P
reading your post is really hard...my eyes just shoot left
Meh... shut the hell up. It only takes two or three because I don't drink much or often... that's a good thing, believe it or not. And it's cheaper.
an angery drunk arnt you...i mentioned it had the upside of being cheeper...
shorty
07-23-2004, 01:05 AM
Listerine... rofl Baaaaaahhhh kiddie stuff.....Try some Jack Daniels hard cola or some Jaggermeisters....That'll fix ye right up woot
Vance
07-23-2004, 01:09 AM
MVSPARTAN...I have beaten your record...Ria can attest, she saw it on webcam
Midav
07-23-2004, 01:09 AM
It's not that Nawlins is an angry drunk. Just the stupid comments directed at her.
Food for thought.
Good night all :)
MVSpartan117
07-23-2004, 01:10 AM
Oh goooood.....
I've finished off the bottle..... The pain in my side has intensified and spread to my right leg and to the tip of my pinky finger....
My head hurts.... but my breath is fresh, way fresh.
This is some kinda buzz man.....
I went into my medicine cabinant and found "rubbing alcohol"
That sounds like a killa buzz!!!
Still kidding
MVSPARTAN...I have beaten your record...Ria can attest, she saw it on webcam
Yeah, he looks pretty sick right now :| :P
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 01:11 AM
It's not that Nawlins is an angry drunk. Just the stupid comments directed at her.
Food for thought.
Good night all :)
Nah... I'm not an angry drunk at all... I'm a happy drunk. I just think it's fun to talk ****. :)
memphiz
07-23-2004, 01:12 AM
Bwahaha Americans and their drinking age at 21
I love Canada
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:12 AM
MVSPARTAN...I have beaten your record...Ria can attest, she saw it on webcam
Yeah, he looks pretty sick right now :| :P
i like this one more then the last nelly avitar...it brings a tear to my eye
MVSpartan117
07-23-2004, 01:13 AM
I've polished off half of this "rubbing" alcohol....
Seems likes rugullllar Alkehol to me.....
My stomach REALLY hurts
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:13 AM
It's not that Nawlins is an angry drunk. Just the stupid comments directed at her.
Food for thought.
Good night all :)
Nah... I'm not an angry drunk at all... I'm a happy drunk. I just think it's fun to talk ****. :)
hehe...talking **** while drunk...FUN...cause no one can really blame you
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 01:14 AM
It's not that Nawlins is an angry drunk. Just the stupid comments directed at her.
Food for thought.
Good night all :)
Nah... I'm not an angry drunk at all... I'm a happy drunk. I just think it's fun to talk ****. :)
hehe...talking **** while drunk...FUN...cause no one can really blame you
Indeed... especially from the safety of my own home.
memphiz
07-23-2004, 01:15 AM
A friend of mine was at work and some dude dared him to take a shot of rubbing alcohol...So he did, and it turned his toungue white and he got really sick, then he didnt work so well that day :P
shorty
07-23-2004, 01:16 AM
Go back to OSW you listerine drinking Spartan!!! :backhand:
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:16 AM
It's not that Nawlins is an angry drunk. Just the stupid comments directed at her.
Food for thought.
Good night all :)
Nah... I'm not an angry drunk at all... I'm a happy drunk. I just think it's fun to talk ****. :)
hehe...talking **** while drunk...FUN...cause no one can really blame you
Indeed... especially from the safety of my own home.
at home...fun...telling some random people in the bar to feck off...in an irish accent...just because your pissed off about ****ty beer...FUN
MVSpartan117
07-23-2004, 01:17 AM
I've finnshined the ruubign Alchol
My whole booody Stinsgs liek Firey Hell...
But i'se Havvign a GrAet Time.... HEEHEHEHE
But ItS HURTS
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 01:17 AM
Hahaha... that's great. I tend to avoid getting drunk in public, because a) it's way not classy and b) I'm usually the designated driver
I've finnshined the ruubign Alchol
My whole booody Stinsgs liek Firey Hell...
But i'se Havvign a GrAet Time.... HEEHEHEHE
But ItS HURTS
rofl :petting:
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:19 AM
Hahaha... that's great. I tend to avoid getting drunk in public, because a) it's way not classy and b) I'm usually the designated driver
classy...i was in canada...there is not classy there...DD...i did that my freshman year at school every weekend...it got old FASTER THEN FAST
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:20 AM
I've finnshined the ruubign Alchol
My whole booody Stinsgs liek Firey Hell...
But i'se Havvign a GrAet Time.... HEEHEHEHE
But ItS HURTS
rofl :petting:
im offended :|
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 01:20 AM
Hahaha... that's great. I tend to avoid getting drunk in public, because a) it's way not classy and b) I'm usually the designated driver
classy...i was in canada...there is not classy there...DD...i did that my freshman year at school every weekend...it got old FASTER THEN FAST
Haha... it helps that I really don't enjoy getting drunk... a light buzz is more than enough for me.
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
memphiz
07-23-2004, 01:22 AM
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
Nelly furtado likes Canadian beer...just sayin p-)
Nawlins
07-23-2004, 01:22 AM
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
May as well join in... all your nelly avatars are hot. I like the current one alot.
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:22 AM
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
KICK ASS
@nawlins...yeah i just dont like dealing with drunk people...::looks at self::...dont mind being one though
memph...thats a damn dirty lie.....LIES ALL LIES...but thank you for a lower drinking age...the only redeaming factor of detroit
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
May as well join in... all your nelly avatars are hot. I like the current one alot.
Thanks. I must agree :D ;)
memphiz
07-23-2004, 01:28 AM
im offended :|
!!!
Why is that? :(
Thank you for the avatar compliments! woot :hug:
KICK ASS
@nawlins...yeah i just dont like dealing with drunk people...::looks at self::...dont mind being one though
memph...thats a damn dirty lie.....LIES ALL LIES...but thank you for a lower drinking age...the only redeaming factor of detroit
No way man, shes Canadian...and shes from BC, everyone there likes Canadian beer
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:29 AM
No way man, shes Canadian...and shes from BC, everyone there likes Canadian beer
im gonna cry now
No way man, shes Canadian...and shes from BC, everyone there likes Canadian beer
im gonna cry now
It's ok finny, she might like Guinness too! ;)
Fintin
07-23-2004, 01:35 AM
No way man, shes Canadian...and shes from BC, everyone there likes Canadian beer
im gonna cry now
It's ok finny, she might like Guinness too! ;)
SWEET...first think i do this simester...find the portugues girls...there gotta be a few....
shorty
07-23-2004, 01:39 AM
SWEET...first think i do this simester...find the portugues girls...there gotta be a few.... Damn straight....I gotta get outta this landlocked state first though!! :bash:
gilgoul
07-26-2004, 06:46 PM
Had to sat, OY OY everyone, that I1ve got my share from "white russian" and I`m now going to head to my ed before stupid things happen :oops:
Midav
07-26-2004, 07:32 PM
hehe Have a good night!
NcDeuce
07-27-2004, 07:55 PM
Guinness Extra Stout: No thank you! If I want peanut butter, I'll make myself a sandwich or protein shake.
Oh well, apples and oranges!
http://www.online-thecatsmeow.com/images/Emoticons/passout.gif
Midav
07-28-2004, 01:06 AM
Back to supporting my hobby for the night. Good tasting beer this is ;)
Ratamacue
07-28-2004, 01:11 AM
Guinness Extra Stout: No thank you! If I want peanut butter, I'll make myself a sandwich or protein shake.
(shakes head)
usa320
07-28-2004, 01:12 AM
might as well get ****faced, why the **** not.
Vance
07-28-2004, 01:15 AM
Listening to that Arab rap.
Midav
07-28-2004, 01:52 AM
might as well get ****faced, why the f*** not.
Amen ;)
Midav
08-05-2004, 01:51 AM
Speaking of getting ****faced, doing so atm.
What's up milphotos? ;)
Midav
08-05-2004, 02:10 AM
Am listening to the live rendition of Hotel California by the Eagles.
Just never sounded better for some reason, especially the last two min. The guitars sound just absolutely awesome!
Darn it's not even 7 a clock in the evening and I'm allready quite toasted, ah holidays, nothing to do all day long except gettin drunk. Yeah :D
Midav
08-08-2004, 03:37 AM
Saturday night and not much else to do... damn.. using thi sthread a lot lately lol
WolverineBlue
08-20-2004, 09:23 PM
Hammered right now -- fired three people that work for me. I don't feel good. Mmmm...self-medication.
gilgoul
08-21-2004, 07:35 AM
beeuuaarrkkk.
Hang over big time, drank a freaking bottle of bad vodka by myself yesterday, destroyed my fan and spent my last shekels in a shady bar.
My goodness, I stop drinking right now.
No more
(maybe i`ll start to get high?)
HumanShield
08-21-2004, 09:14 AM
TWICE TODAY
wooo hoooo
just got home around 730 this morning
ShotOver
08-21-2004, 11:17 AM
Drinking beer, vodka and juice. Totally trashed. Saw the X girlfriend in town, not happy.
Sooo sad.
:(
Drinking beer, vodka and juice. Totally trashed. Saw the X girlfriend in town, not happy.
Sooo sad.
:(
:( :petting:
Things will get better PT :hug: :hug:
ShotOver
08-21-2004, 12:37 PM
Yeah, after those two hugs its already gotten better :D
percell_086
08-21-2004, 02:36 PM
yeay, it's only 20.40 and i'm pretty pissed woot gotta love Jupiler
cheers guys have a beer
Percell
DE_Six
08-22-2004, 01:45 AM
I kinda see double, right now....
Great night, great night...
:lol:
Midav
08-23-2004, 01:39 AM
Having a few right now. Really good buzz going. Anyon eelse enjoying anytihng to drink?
scott
08-23-2004, 02:00 AM
Dude I wrote that Iran post drunk!
Midav
08-23-2004, 02:06 AM
Dude I wrote that Iran post drunk!
rofl
n4292936
08-24-2004, 07:10 AM
jesus christ its about fecking time i found this thread, harder to locate than a klingon on a black pugs ass! Gin&Tonic tonight, the wife insisted on my playing the country version of Gin&Juice rofl Who the hell sings that anyway?
Midav
09-12-2004, 03:03 AM
It's Sat. night and am at home.... figured I'd have a few tonight. Cheers!
gilgoul
09-17-2004, 03:01 PM
Got started at work (barman now), then went home for a shower before a party and saw all this good finlandia vodak and kahlua and cream, so made miself a few white russians before seting out, then a good scotsh (lagavullin), and now almost ready for the party, execpt i still need to get ready, alcohol is going to kill me, arrgghhh!!!!!
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:09 PM
I'm drunk too....I've drank 7 bottles now and 9 more to go. I don't feel myself drunk...yet.
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 03:13 PM
1510 here in Virginia -- on beer number 2. When I get paid to do nothing, it's scary. My place is clean as an operating room right now -- my only saving grace.
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:31 PM
Beer no. 8, feeling good. :D
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 03:41 PM
Heh -- my Glock 17 is on next to the sink in my other bathroom. WTF? :oops:
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:50 PM
Heh -- my Glock 17 is on next to the sink in my other bathroom. WTF? :oops: Yeah...WTF...are you hinting to commit a suicide? Dude...?
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 03:54 PM
Hell no -- I took it apart last night when I took a dump.
Romulus
09-17-2004, 03:54 PM
Heh -- my Glock 17 is on next to the sink in my other bathroom. WTF? :oops: Yeah...WTF...are you hinting to commit a suicide? Dude...?
No. He was just sayin.
Hopefully. :|
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:55 PM
Well..I'm drunk anyway! Beer number 9! 7 left... :|
Romulus
09-17-2004, 03:55 PM
Hell no -- I took it apart last night when I took a dump.
rofl rofl
I thought maybe the loss to ND was to much for you to bear.
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:56 PM
****...I have to go into a bar to get really drunk...even 16 beers is not enough for me. p-)
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 03:57 PM
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/551_1095451013_dn16.jpg
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 03:58 PM
****...I have to go into a bar to get really drunk...even 16 beers is not enough for me. p-)
Have fun, Caraway -- I may stumble up the street to the pub myself.
Caraway
09-17-2004, 03:59 PM
****...I have to go into a bar to get really drunk...even 16 beers is not enough for me. p-)
Have fun, Caraway -- I may stumble up the street to the pub myself. Whats the time in there? It's 11.00 PM in here (or 23.00).
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 04:01 PM
****...I have to go into a bar to get really drunk...even 16 beers is not enough for me. p-)
Have fun, Caraway -- I may stumble up the street to the pub myself. Whats the time in there? It's 11.00 PM in here (or 23.00).
1600
Caraway
09-17-2004, 04:03 PM
My beer number 10...starting to kick in...oooohhhh. :D
Vance
09-17-2004, 04:15 PM
Just finished off a bottle of Cold Duck.
WolverineBlue
09-17-2004, 04:22 PM
Just finished off a bottle of Cold Duck.
Good God
First time I got drunk was on Cold Duck -- Halloween, 1982, in a graveyard, of all places.
edit -- yes, i'm old
Caraway
09-17-2004, 04:25 PM
Well, I'm off to a bar...It's filled with exchange students from all over the world. Nice ppl. I'll tell them about Mlitaryphotos.net. But first, as always, I'll ask if they have some military training. ;) See you in 3 hours!
Caraway
09-17-2004, 07:55 PM
Well, I came back. And that's all.
Caraway
09-17-2004, 08:01 PM
Yes, I'm drinking alone. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I'm not an alcoholic. I have a good relationship with alcohol. Kind of like a long-distance relationship really. We spend days, perhaps weeks apart, but when we meet, we f*** each other until we can't stand.
I wouldn't be drinking alone if I f*** knew anybody in this town. But I moved here a year ago, and two f*** days later started going to law school. And all my classmates are either 20+ years older than me, or htey're married, or they're just cutthroat assholes who I wouldn't want to hang out with. So no, I don't have any friends in this town to go do things with on a saturday night. It's not that I'm a social misfit (okay, in some ways I am but that's not the point), I've got tons of friends, it's just they all live 1000 miles away where I used to live. f*** A.
Same here, dude. Same here!
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