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Calanen
10-19-2008, 05:06 PM
[Delusions of grandeur, but I am sure that some people will actually believe that AQ style islamists were behind sub-prime. Posted for pure comedic value.]

Islamist group claims responsibility of US financial meltdown

Mustafa Amarah


CAIRO- Members of the Egyptian Jihad group have declared that Islamic Jihad groups are responsible for the financial meltdown in the US as they distributed hundred of millions of US dollars in the world stock markets.

Fact International (FI), received a copy of the statement made by members of the Jihad Group in Abu Zabal Prison in Egypt, which said that the Jihad groups distributed the millions of dollars in the world’s stock exchanges, to hit the US economy, which resulted in the global financial crisis.

This issue is related to the collapse of the US Empire, after the main banks in the world collapsed and the world stock markets lost billions of US dollars.

The statement which was signed by prisoners who will not be mentioned by FI, said that, “the US failed in the war on Iraq and Afghanistan and had massive military, human and economic casualties.”

The statement also mentioned that a plant had to be set up for producing artificial limbs in the Occupied Palestine to overcome the loss. Another plant was established for producing the tyres of the US military Bradley as they had been damaged by the resistance in Iraq and Afghanistan.

http://www.factjo.com/factjo_en/fullnews.aspx?id=789

domokun
10-19-2008, 05:08 PM
LOL.

Those guys should be in mental institution instead of prison, for rest of their life.

Alpheus
10-19-2008, 05:31 PM
Lol.

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C.MAXIMUS
10-19-2008, 05:49 PM
what a bunch of idiots... I had a good laugh rofl

meltdown
10-19-2008, 06:05 PM
tyres for the bradley? :)

SpecOpsGrandChild
10-19-2008, 06:15 PM
My response to the article Calanen posted: rofl

Lau
10-19-2008, 06:18 PM
The statement also mentioned that a plant had to be set up for producing artificial limbs in the Occupied Palestine to overcome the loss. Another plant was established for producing the tyres of the US military Bradley as they had been damaged by the resistance in Iraq and Afghanistan.


rofl Gold!

shocker1
10-19-2008, 06:51 PM
Exploding dollars!!! Nuke the bastards!!!!!!!!

LEB101
10-19-2008, 06:53 PM
millions of dollars is nothing when your tlaking about trillions of dollars . just another dumb jihadi

budgie
10-19-2008, 08:40 PM
Since most of their supporters can't even read and have never heard of a stock-market, most of these radical groups can get away with such claims. They generally appeal to the poor, under-educated and poorly informed in their countries to get supporters because Jihad doesn't offer much to the more successful elements of society.

XShipRider
10-19-2008, 08:51 PM
What?! No mention of Jewish culpability? This is good news.

loganinkosovo
10-19-2008, 09:29 PM
AQ style islamists were behind sub-prime.

Yep....it's called ACORN.

Subsailor
10-19-2008, 09:34 PM
AQ style islamists were behind sub-prime.

Yep....it's called ACORN.


Well, ACORN may not have anything to do with the finacial crisis, but they've got all of the islamic radicals registered to vote. Remember boys, vote early and often! p-)

D4ark
10-20-2008, 12:07 AM
I DEMAND FATWA!!!!

Seriously Cal this is too much roflroflroflrofl

NicNZ
10-20-2008, 03:28 AM
If theyre wrongly claiming responsibility for this, what else have they been given undue credit for?

Calanen
10-20-2008, 04:04 AM
If theyre wrongly claiming responsibility for this, what else have they been given undue credit for?

Why don't you tell us.

BAF
10-20-2008, 04:48 AM
lol, they schould get a show on comedy central :p

Lau
10-20-2008, 05:52 AM
If theyre wrongly claiming responsibility for this, what else have they been given undue credit for?

Are you considering the use of a certain hat of tinfoil? woot