Tell me your secret...

[Herrmannek]

I hate watching sports esspecialy in TV...

[mack pl]

I wasn't drunk since 2 months :cantbeli: :oops: :roll:

rofl

[Vance]

Yeah...that Ria person...I just made her up, it's actually me...

[Herrmannek]

Yeah...that Ria person...I just made her up, it's actually me...

I'm curious if your eggs/balls droped because Vance vel Ria on Teamspeak had quite apealing voice :)

[Vance]

Yeah...that Ria person...I just made her up, it's actually me...

I'm curious if your eggs/balls droped because Vance vel Ria on Teamspeak had quite apealing voice :)
No, no ball dropping there...just a friend of mine.

[Ria]

Lets see how many people I let down with this. rofl

[Fargin]

I once killed a hobo.

[Red]

I once got in trouble for dating my commanding officers daughter

[Roger Rabbit]

one of my ********s is twice the size of the other. Not kidding here, really it is, i had the docxtor check it out and its fine.

[ChuckThunder]

I watched a friend piss in another friend's gastank and didn't tell anyone.

A week later someone poured a 20oz bottle of Pepsi in the same person's Jeep, he must have been doing some dumb to have that happen twice so I figure he deserved it. You are the first to hear that.

[Vance]

one of my ********s is twice the size of the other. Not kidding here, really it is, i had the docxtor check it out and its fine.
rofl


Not laughing at you, laughing with ya. That's pretty cool.

[Falco]

one of my ********s is twice the size of the other. Not kidding here, really it is, i had the docxtor check it out and its fine.
rofl


Not laughing at you, laughing with ya. That's pretty cool.

Is it twice as big or twice as small

[Khabbi]

I once shot a man in Reno , just to watch him die

[cmd]

I'm actually a terrorist. BALALALALALALAAA!! *shoots with an ak-47 into the air*

[Fintin]

i **** my pants two years ago...thats not a secret...everyone knows that.....um....ill leave it at that

[Roger Rabbit]

Is it twice as big or twice as small

Seriously though, if any of you guys notice any abnormalties in your pride and joy then get it checked out by a doctor.

[anonymous individual]

Never dated a girl before in my life and I am old enough to buy alcohol. :(

[Red]

Never dated a girl before in my life and I am old enough to buy alcohol. :(
dont worry men,it happens to the best of us.And besides there aint nothing wrong wit that

[Vance]

Never dated a girl before in my life and I am old enough to buy alcohol. :(
Hey man...good things come to those who wait. :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

I am a nice person.

[Falco]

I am a nice person.

I would have never guessed p-)

[Rilence]

i laugh at you guys when you debate over things and knowing you guys are adults makes it even more funny p-) :)

[Macs.]

I don't like kraut.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Tell me your secret... Yeah right, man telling you lot anything is fatal its almost as foolish as posting your photo and letting Memphiz Photoshop a set of **** and frock onto you. :lol:

[mattnwnc03]

once i removed the label off my mattress

[farmgirl]

once i removed the label off my mattress


You're going to the big house!!!



I don't have any secrets.... what you see is what you get. :D

[Midtown]

I've been in the back of a police car more than twice.

[memphiz]

I have a reputation for doing stupid things...FUN..but stupid...and slightly painful





Tell me your secret... Yeah right, man telling you lot anything is fatal its almost as foolish as posting your photo and letting Memphiz Photoshop a set of **** and frock onto you. :lol:
rofl :D

[Red]

once i removed the label off my mattress
Is that a crime?

[molly747]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.

[UkrainianAmerican]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
:fork: :fork: :fork:

[molly747]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
:fork: :fork: :fork:

Hey, I was young!

[Rilence]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
what a ***** :lol: im just kidding p-) pls dont hurt me p-)

[molly747]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
what a *****

Oh, he got a new jacket, it was no skin of his nose. He also got a new car that following spring. Trust me, after all that he put me through, a few cigarette burns were nothing.

[el borracho]

Ever see the movie "Old School," and remember Will Farrell's character "Frank the Tank?" My personality is exactly like that. p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
what a *****

Oh, he got a new jacket, it was no skin of his nose. He also got a new car that following spring. Trust me, after all that he put me through, a few cigarette burns were nothing.
There are VERY few things he could put uou through to deserve such a punishment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rilence]

In college, back when I smoked, I burned a very large hole in my (ex) boyfriend's brand-new jacket and blamed it on someone else. I also burned a hole in his car's driver seat. Blamed that on someone else, too.
what a *****

Oh, he got a new jacket, it was no skin of his nose. He also got a new car that following spring. Trust me, after all that he put me through, a few cigarette burns were nothing.
There are VERY few things he could put uou through to deserve such a punishment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm....yeah :lol:

I have the biggest ***** in the world.... it's no secret to the ladies though.... :lol:

[NcDeuce]

I like dancing,






especially at parties. rofl

[farmgirl]

I have the biggest ***** in the world.... it's no secret to the ladies though.... :lol:


rofl of course you do....

[born_to_love]

my **** is 5.5 inches
=(

[Vance]

my **** is 5.5 inches
=(
:cantbeli:

[Nawlins]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).

[Vance]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).
Sure you didn't.



Rawr. p-)

[Fintin]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).


i was under the impression mr nawlins was wanted in 7 states....

[Nawlins]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).
Sure you didn't.



Rawr. p-)

What do you mean? *innocent face*

[molly747]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).

Nawlins, I, too, have dabbled in the felon pool. Three of my middle school "boyfriends" have been convicted. One for rape, one for burglary, and one for selling drugs. Of course, I knew them back when when the biggest thing in our lives was the annual Valentine's Dance. Of course, my standards have raised since 8th grade.

[Vance]

Of course, my standards have raised since 8th grade.
Or HAVE they...


Rawr. p-)

[Nawlins]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).

Nawlins, I, too, have dabbled in the felon pool. Three of my middle school "boyfriends" have been convicted. One for rape, one for burglary, and one for selling drugs. Of course, I knew them back when when the biggest thing in our lives was the annual Valentine's Dance. Of course, my standards have raised since 8th grade.

Yep... I think they seek out nice girls. It's easier to play the sympathy card.

[molly747]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).

Nawlins, I, too, have dabbled in the felon pool. Three of my middle school "boyfriends" have been convicted. One for rape, one for burglary, and one for selling drugs. Of course, I knew them back when when the biggest thing in our lives was the annual Valentine's Dance. Of course, my standards have raised since 8th grade.

Yep... I think they seek out nice girls. It's easier to play the sympathy card.

Probably. I think some bad guys have an attraction towards good girls--they want to corrupt them. My family still teases me whenever one of their names is in the paper.

[ShotOver]

I drink too much, still havnt got over my ex-girlfriend. "Puff the magic dragon" song makes me cry, and umm.. And i love to cook.

[UkrainianAmerican]

my **** is 5.5 inches
=(
SMALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better hope it will gaing an extra 50% in the next 3-4 years, otherwise you are in trouble, mister. :P

[UkrainianAmerican]

Apparently I was a bad guy magnet in high school. I dated not one but three convicted criminals (didn't know they were at the time, of course).
'Bad' girls bought stogs off of me. Does that count? :D

[gbos]

my **** is 5.5 inches
=(
SMALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better hope it will gaing an extra 50% in the next 3-4 years, otherwise you are in trouble, mister. :P

He means in diameter. woot

[FRO]

The week after I started dating the woman who became my wife, I went on a vacation to Thailand and hooked up with a Scottish chick and then an East Indian chick.

I hang my head in shame. I would like to stress that we had only started dating and were not yet engaged let alone married. Still . . .

Oh, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Let the stoning begin.
:P

[FRO]

Oh yeah, and I spend a fair amount of the first hour or so at work checking out various messageboards and on-line newspapers.

Yes, I am horrible. I deserve all the horrors I reap.

[mocking_loudly_died]

The week after I started dating the woman who became my wife, I went on a vacation to Thailand and hooked up with a Scottish chick and then an East Indian chick.

I hang my head in shame. I would like to stress that we had only started dating and were not yet engaged let alone married. Still . . .

Oh, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Let the stoning begin.
:P

Bah, I just slayed your dark elf with my holy avenger +5 sword.

[Maverick77]

I **** my pants a year ago.

[Macs.]

Oh yeah, and I spend a fair amount of the first hour or so at work checking out various messageboards and on-line newspapers.

Yes, I am horrible. I deserve all the horrors I reap.

EVERYBODY does that.

[Secret Squirrel]

I once told a girl at a party that I was in a band called "Three Blind Monkeys" so she would sleep with me.

[Midtown]

heres a good one. While my girl and I were in an Open - Relationship (3 month period) I had *** with 5 other girls. I figured it was dont ask dont tell. If she ever does ask, i would tell her.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

heres a good one. While my girl and I were in an Open - Relationship (3 month period) I had *** with 5 other girls. I figured it was dont ask dont tell. If she ever does ask, i would tell her.
Midtown = STD vector. :P

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I once passed out drunk in a daycare center - only to be awoken the next AM by the workers there. It was the 80's, what can I say?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I once passed out drunk in a daycare center - only to be awoken the next AM by the workers there. It was the 80's, what can I say?
A difficult one to explain to anybody. :)

[molly747]

I once passed out drunk in a daycare center - only to be awoken the next AM by the workers there. It was the 80's, what can I say?
A difficult one to explain to anybody. :)

Daycare center--I love it. The morning after my 20th birthday, (which Jack so lovingly posted) I woke up on someone's couch. I was sitting straight up, my cowboy hat still on, boots on, purse still around my shoulder, drink still in my hand. Worst hangover ever.

[MolliG]

I'm not a girl like many seem to think...

:P p-)

[NcDeuce]

I once passed out drunk in a daycare center - only to be awoken the next AM by the workers there. It was the 80's, what can I say?
A difficult one to explain to anybody. :)

Daycare center--I love it. The morning after my 20th birthday, (which Jack so lovingly posted) I woke up on someone's couch. I was sitting straight up, my cowboy hat still on, boots on, purse still around my shoulder, drink still in my hand. Worst hangover ever.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8410/4.jpg

Don't be that guy

[molly747]

I once passed out drunk in a daycare center - only to be awoken the next AM by the workers there. It was the 80's, what can I say?
A difficult one to explain to anybody. :)

Daycare center--I love it. The morning after my 20th birthday, (which Jack so lovingly posted) I woke up on someone's couch. I was sitting straight up, my cowboy hat still on, boots on, purse still around my shoulder, drink still in my hand. Worst hangover ever.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8410/41704.jpg

Don't be that guy

Which one?? rofl

[Herrmannek]

What is Day Care?

[molly747]

What is Day Care?

A business where parents leave their kids under supervision while they work.

[Herrmannek]

What is Day Care?

A business where parents leave their kids under supervision while they work.

OH i thought you call them kindergarten

[molly747]

What is Day Care?

A business where parents leave their kids under supervision while they work.

OH i thought you call them kindergarten

That's in the actual school system in the US. First, you go to kindergarten when you're about 5, then after that, you start the 1st grade, and so on. Daycare is usually after school, or all day for little kids with working parents.

[FRO]

Oh, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Let the stoning begin.
:P

Bah, I just slayed your dark elf with my holy avenger +5 sword.

Dark elf? You must have me confused with Vin Diesel. Nope, I gots me a kick-@$$ Human sorcerer type.

Holy Avenger? You never quite struck me as the paladin type.

Well, such a display of geekiness all but assures my lynching.

[molly747]

Oh, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Let the stoning begin.
:P

Bah, I just slayed your dark elf with my holy avenger +5 sword.

Dark elf? You must have me confused with Vin Diesel. Nope, I gots me a kick-@$$ Human sorcerer type.

Holy Avenger? You never quite struck me as the paladin type.

Well, such a display of geekiness all but assures my lynching.

Nerds. *Nelson voice* Ha ha!

[FRO]

Oh yeah, and I spend a fair amount of the first hour or so at work checking out various messageboards and on-line newspapers.

Yes, I am horrible. I deserve all the horrors I reap.

EVERYBODY does that.

You mean there isn't a special circle of Hell reserved for messageboarders?

Man, my boss so lied to me!

[Fintin]

I **** my pants a year ago.


join the club....


i dont really have secrets....im in the same boat as pt i guess....i drink alot...i still havnt gotten over my ex....does wishing i didnt wake up each morning count?

[memphiz]

When I do something bad , Ill blame it on someone else.
Or Ill lie and make up something to get someone in trouble at school

[basket of soft kittens]

molli g said :I'm not a girl like many seem to think..



.........get me my gun[/quote]

[WolverineBlue]

This didn't happen to me, but it's funny. This guy I used to work with go so ****-faced one time his friends took him to the emergency room. He woke up in a hospital gown, walked out of the hospital, took a cab to our office of all places and passed out under his desk. The next morning he came to, walked out of the office, past the security guard with his assless gown on, and drove home...pretty freakin' funny.

[Vance]

When I do something bad , Ill blame it on someone else.
Or Ill lie and make up something to get someone in trouble at school
Didn't know you were such a loser.

[dhfactory]

I put myself first in this world often at the expense of everyone else. I can't help it, i just take what i want and have no respect for other people what so ever.

And I'm sorry for this.


-Sean

[Hullebullen]

I had *** with a former teacher of mine. I was nineteen at the time, she was 28. Damn, the next morning was quite embarassing, I was still living at home at that time so I had to call my mom to come pick me up :oops: ...

[Midtown]

im totally stoned right now. and my eyes itch. wtf.

[FRO]

Oh, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Bah, I just slayed your dark elf with my holy avenger +5 sword.

Dark elf? You must have me confused with Vin Diesel. Nope, I gots me a kick-@$$ Human sorcerer type.

Holy Avenger? You never quite struck me as the paladin type.

Well, such a display of geekiness all but assures my lynching.

Nerds. *Nelson voice* Ha ha!

What? Nerds? Where? Let's get them! . . . .

Oh. Ahem. Yes, well . . .

/backs away slowly.

[Midav]

I have been getting drunk a lot lately.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I am not handicapped, and yet I always use the handicapped toilet stall. It's large and luxurious, and find it provides me better "leverage" when backing out a load.

I feel totally justified in this. I think that as members of our capitalist "results oriented" society, the handicapped are willing and able to compete for what they get. Thus, if I arrive at the bathroom first, damn straight I'm goin' for the biggest stall. And if I show up after them, and they're already in there - I must bow my head and proceed to one of the tiny stalls, as a broken man.

Thanks to the ADA, instead of having 3 reasonably sized stalls, we now have 1 extra large stall that a family could live in, and 2 tiny stalls that are barely wider than my shoulders. These tiny stalls are unreasonably small, and do not provide for reasonable accommodation for a man with my massive, bulging physique.

Does this make me a bad person? Does this put me on par with Uday or Qusay?

[Rain]

I am not handicapped, and yet I always use the handicapped toilet stall. It's large and luxurious, and find it provides me better "leverage" when backing out a load.

I feel totally justified in this. I think that as members of our capitalist "results oriented" society, the handicapped are willing and able to compete for what they get. Thus, if I arrive at the bathroom first, damn straight I'm goin' for the biggest stall. And if I show up after them, and they're already in there - I must bow my head and proceed to one of the tiny stalls, as a broken man.

Thanks to the ADA, instead of having 3 reasonably sized stalls, we now have 1 extra large stall that a family could live in, and 2 tiny stalls that are barely wider than my shoulders. These tiny stalls are unreasonably small, and do not provide for reasonable accommodation for a man with my massive, bulging physique.

Does this make me a bad person? Does this put me on par with Uday or Qusay?

That was outstanding! :lol:

[farmgirl]

I am not handicapped, and yet I always use the handicapped toilet stall. It's large and luxurious, and find it provides me better "leverage" when backing out a load.

I feel totally justified in this. I think that as members of our capitalist "results oriented" society, the handicapped are willing and able to compete for what they get. Thus, if I arrive at the bathroom first, damn straight I'm goin' for the biggest stall. And if I show up after them, and they're already in there - I must bow my head and proceed to one of the tiny stalls, as a broken man.

Thanks to the ADA, instead of having 3 reasonably sized stalls, we now have 1 extra large stall that a family could live in, and 2 tiny stalls that are barely wider than my shoulders. These tiny stalls are unreasonably small, and do not provide for reasonable accommodation for a man with my massive, bulging physique.

Does this make me a bad person? Does this put me on par with Uday or Qusay?


Nicely written, 2 sheds. I don't think you have a problem unless you are knocking handicapped people out of the way to use "their" stall ahead of them.
On a related note... I was in the airport in Mexico City, and decided to use the facilities. It was a small restroom... one stall and one handicapped stall. There was someone in the smaller stall who seemed to be planning on spending the day and another woman was waiting. She didn't seem inclined to use the handicapped stall, and I asked her if she was waiting. She said, "Go ahead, I'm not comfortable doing that." (in a very condescending tone) I went ahead and used the stall (there were no other people waiting) When I came out, the snotty woman was still waiting, and the other stall was still occupied. Suddenly Miss Morality got comfortable with using the handicapped stall. I was waiting when she came out.... and commented on the sudden change in her attitude.

[Herrmannek]

I was waiting when she came out.... and commented on the sudden change in her attitude.
rofl ... Thats why I don't like to use public facilities: You cant do job not anoyed by strangers...

[molly747]

I was waiting when she came out.... and commented on the sudden change in her attitude.[/quote]

What did she say! I love confrontations!

[NcDeuce]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5405/ff4.jpg

I don't wear boxers when I swim,


or wash cars. rofl rofl

[2Sheds_Jackson]

She said, "Go ahead, I'm not comfortable doing that."

rofl Well, apparently at some point the bowel pressure became more uncomfortable than her guilt...

Nice story BTW - there's far more politics at play in a woman's public bathroom. Well, that's my impression anyway, since I've never actually been in a woman's restroom. I understand they have couches, flowers, scented oils, masseurs, pillow fights ..."oh my boyfriend is such a jerk" ..."mine too..hey have you ever..." >cue cheesy techno music<

I'm sorry, what was I talking about again?

[shrek]

I shot at a group of little kids with a 240 in A-stan. Hey, wrong place, wrong time!

[ShotOver]

I shot at a group of little kids with a 240 in A-stan. Hey, wrong place, wrong time!

Score any hits?

[farmgirl]

I was waiting when she came out.... and commented on the sudden change in her attitude.

What did she say! I love confrontations![/quote]


It was sad really.... she didn't say anything.... just washed her hands and went on her pathetic way. Apparently she could see that "taking me on" wasn't a good idea. I had just finished dealing with 22 hormonal teenagers for 10 days... she was no match for me!!! ;)

[Midtown]

I have been getting drunk a lot lately.

Im on a current bender to end all benders

Been high or drunk for 26 days straight now, Im trying to last till I leave for europe. But who knows what organs might shut down before then.

[shrek]

Negative! 0 hits! Now, their fathers and uncles, they didn't fair as well. But hey, they started it!

[ShotOver]

haha, it happens :D

[Fintin]

i wiped out a whole village once....then burned the place....it was a village of ants....maybe it was more of a farm....

[Javehn]

i wiped out a whole village once....then burned the place....it was a village of ants....maybe it was more of a farm....

How can you whipe entire village , if you can't even whipe your own ass (You ****ted your pants , no ) ? ;)

[Fintin]

i wiped out a whole village once....then burned the place....it was a village of ants....maybe it was more of a farm....

How can you whipe entire village , if you can't even whipe your own ass (You ****ted your pants , no ) ? ;)


i did whipe my ass after i ****ted the pants though....just didnt leave any floaters in the toilet....

[UkrainianAmerican]

i wiped out a whole village once....then burned the place....it was a village of ants....maybe it was more of a farm....

How can you whipe entire village , if you can't even whipe your own ass (You ****ted your pants , no ) ? ;)
ZEEEEEEENG!

[Javehn]

i did whipe my ass after i ****ted the pants though....just didnt leave any floaters in the toilet....

Sorry , my bag ... :roll: ;)
You were trying to go Tubgirl style ? :)

[Fintin]

i did whipe my ass after i ****ted the pants though....just didnt leave any floaters in the toilet....

Sorry , my bag ... :roll: ;)
You were trying to go Tubgirl style ? :)

no again..i was running when i did it...not sticking my ass in the air....maybe next time....



ps...you might want to stop..ramblingasshole is getting aroused....

[UkrainianAmerican]

i did whipe my ass after i ****ted the pants though....just didnt leave any floaters in the toilet....

Sorry , my bag ... :roll: ;)
You were trying to go Tubgirl style ? :)

no again..i was running when i did it...not sticking my ass in the air....maybe next time....



ps...you might want to stop..ramblingasshole is getting aroused....
ZEEENG!
Wat a minute.... ;)

[Fintin]

ZEEENG!
Wat a minute.... ;)

maybe next time trooper :petting:

[UkrainianAmerican]

ZEEENG!
Wat a minute.... ;)

maybe next time trooper :petting:
I am ****faced, beech@!

[Javehn]

It helps if you stick fingers up the ass on your way to the bathroom ... For a long time carrot can do the job . :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

It helps if you stick fingers up the ass on your way to the bathroom ... For a long time carrot can do the job . :)
Now, how would you know that?
Wait, nevermind, i dont want to know.

[Javehn]

Your mama tolled me that ... :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Your mama tolled me that ... :)
Well I guess I guess both our moms like to express themselves orally.
I am so drunk right now.

[Javehn]

Let's puke at Fintin .

[UkrainianAmerican]

Let's puke at Fintin .
Gut puking mechanism activated. Requesting permission to engage. Over.

[Javehn]

Worp 6, Engage .

[UkrainianAmerican]

Roger. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahryahyaahahayaarraaaaablyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Target covered in puke. I repeat the target has been covred in puke, returning to base. Over.

[Javehn]

Tubgirl 6 , this is Red Leader . Covering fire , 3 , 2 , 1 , action .

[UkrainianAmerican]

Tubgirl 6 , this is Red Leader . Covering fire , 3 , 2 , 1 , action .
Bwlyahahahhahahaskryakryaasafasadaaaaaa.
Friendly Fire, sorry javehn. Heres a tissue. :D

[Javehn]

Haha , mate !! My drunk naighboor just puked for real rofl . Out of 5 store building ... :roll:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Haha , mate !! My drunk naighboor just puked for real rofl . Out of 5 store building ... :roll:
I actually save a kids life 2 eweeks ago. If i didnt turn him around he would suffocate on his own puke. I gues I am a ... (how do u say it in Tora, i forgot, when us ave soems life)
rofl

[Javehn]

Goy ? Shiksa ?

I once puked on someones balcony , felt , and almost broke my head , and slept until the morning there in my own puke (i got HUUUGE black eye for a week) ..

[UkrainianAmerican]

Goy ? Shiksa ?
:lol:
No.

[Fintin]

well this hit the ****ter real fast

[UkrainianAmerican]

well this hit the ****ter real fast
:hug:

[Fintin]

well this hit the ****ter real fast
:hug:


stop humping my leg...

back on topic.....a secret....i didnt date a girl cause she was a vegitarian....shes still a good friend......but yeah....wouldnt date her just cause of that

[UkrainianAmerican]

well this hit the ****ter real fast
:hug:


stop humping my leg...

back on topic.....a secret....i didnt date a girl cause she was a vegitarian....shes still a good friend......but yeah....wouldnt date her just cause of that
I bet I am taller then you.

[Fintin]

well this hit the ****ter real fast
:hug:


stop humping my leg...

back on topic.....a secret....i didnt date a girl cause she was a vegitarian....shes still a good friend......but yeah....wouldnt date her just cause of that
I bet I am taller then you.

6'4"...you?

[UkrainianAmerican]

well this hit the ****ter real fast
:hug:


stop humping my leg...

back on topic.....a secret....i didnt date a girl cause she was a vegitarian....shes still a good friend......but yeah....wouldnt date her just cause of that
I bet I am taller then you.

6'4"...you?
six one-and-a-half. I am making the sandwich, I guess. :( :lol: