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cut
06-13-2004, 08:45 PM
just in response to the all blacks crush poms thread..

this one takes into account all tests unlike the rugby

Oh and don't bother arguing, England are better then the Kiwis, apart from perhaps Rugby (atm) but then again we are the world champions in that.


England whitewash Kiwis


Day four: England 319 & 284-6 beat New Zealand 384 & 218 by four wickets

England secured a 3-0 series win over New Zealand with a thrilling four-wicket victory in the final Test.
Graham Thorpe hit his 14th Test century to end on 104 not out and guide England to glory in overtime against a severely-depleted Kiwi attack.

Chris Cairns, playing in his final Test match for New Zealand, took match figures of 9-187 on his former county ground Trent Bridge.

England had been set 284 to win after New Zealand had been dismissed for 218.

It was England's second highest successful run-chase at home, after they scored 315-4 to beat Australia at Headingley in 2001.

The result also sealed their first 3-0 clean sweep at home since 1978, also against New Zealand.

But their attempts got off to a terrible start when Andrew Strauss was judged lbw to Cairns for six.


It was another controversial decision by umpire Simon Taufel, who has come under fire for a number of dubious calls this Test.
Then Marcus Trescothick departed, lobbing a simple catch back to bowler James Franklin for nine, to leave England on 16-2.

England captain Michael Vaughan did not hang around either and was dismissed by a peach of a delivery from Cairns, lbw for 10.

Mark Butcher and Graham Thorpe then wrenched the match back in England's favour with a 84-run partnership.

Butcher recorded his first half-century of an otherwise poor series but went on the stroke of tea, lbw to Cairns for 59.

Andrew Flintoff, who has had a successful time with bat and ball against New Zealand, failed when it really mattered, giving his wicket away for five to hand the advantage back to the Kiwis.

Thorpe and Geraint Jones then put on an impressive 52-run partnership before the wicket-keeper was brilliantly caught in the gully by Jacob Oram for 27.


Jones' dismissal paved the way for Giles, but the spinner was lucky to remain at the crease after a tired Cairns failed to pluck a relatively simple caught-and-bowled chance on nine.
At that stage England were still 49 runs from victory but the pair rode their luck for a brilliant win and Giles ended unbeaten on 35.

The victory was set up earlier in the day, after England's bowlers had steam-rollered New Zealand.

The Kiwis resumed on 190-5 but their plans to occupy the crease fell apart when they were dismissed inside 90 minutes.

Their last five wickets fell for just 28 runs with Giles claiming 4-46, his best figures on home soil and the first time since 2002 he had taken four wickets in an innings.

Steve Harmison augmented his position as the world's leading wicket-taker this year, with 2-7 in eight overs, including five maidens.

Craig McMillan was the first man out when he was lbw for 30 to Harmison, then Cairns was bowled through the gate by Giles for just one run.

Oram fell to Harmison without troubling the scorers and nightwatchman Franklin was caught behind off Flintoff after a gutsy 77-ball 17.

England wrapped up the innings when Kyle Mills looped a Giles delivery to Harmison for eight.


Story from BBC SPORT:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport1/hi/cricket/england/3803167.stm

Published: 2004/06/13 16:57:26 GMT

© BBC MMIV

Macs.
06-13-2004, 08:48 PM
Thommys are bad at soccer. :lol:

cut
06-13-2004, 08:59 PM
Thommys are bad at soccer. :lol:

oi kraut:1-5 ;)

:lol:

Macs.
06-13-2004, 09:06 PM
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST !! BOHO !!

cut
06-13-2004, 09:17 PM
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST !! BOHO !!

last time you got beaten by that score was a couple of weeks ago by the ukraine or someone.BOHO!!!

Flagg
06-13-2004, 10:36 PM
just in response to the all blacks crush poms thread..

this one takes into account all tests unlike the rugby

Oh and don't bother arguing, England are better then the Kiwis, apart from perhaps Rugby (atm) but then again we are the world champions in that.

Winging Pom ;)

cut
06-13-2004, 10:48 PM
just in response to the all blacks crush poms thread..

this one takes into account all tests unlike the rugby

Oh and don't bother arguing, England are better then the Kiwis, apart from perhaps Rugby (atm) but then again we are the world champions in that.

Winging Pom ;)

yeah we beat you a t that too ;)

digrar
06-14-2004, 12:53 AM
Here's to Chris Cairns, a very good player cruelled by injury.

Gringo
06-14-2004, 03:27 AM
Revenge is sweet.............. and very cold at the same time. Revenge could be ice cream!
Anyway, erm..... ha ha New Zealand..... we kicked yer arse........ you suck.......and erm...... haha some even more.

that Umpire was dodgey though.

Rantanplan
06-14-2004, 03:33 AM
Thommys are bad at soccer. :lol:

No, they are actually very good. Threy just miss to win the important matches.

ShotOver
06-14-2004, 04:25 AM
I hear wilkinson is now going to play NFL, since his injury will not let him continue his rugby carreer. He'll be a "kicked" or somthing like that.

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 05:41 AM
Bah, crickets a poofters game.

Wait till saturday Cut, then you'll see a white wash.

Gringo
06-14-2004, 06:02 AM
Bah, crickets a poofters game.

Wait till saturday Cut, then you'll see a white wash.

You are a 'poof'

cut
06-14-2004, 10:42 AM
I hear wilkinson is now going to play NFL, since his injury will not let him continue his rugby carreer. He'll be a "kicked" or somthing like that.

rofl wishful thinking?

Midtown
06-14-2004, 11:06 AM
When i go to europe I want to make friends with some soccer hooligans, they seem like alot of fun, they get pissed, break **** and have a great time doing it.

cut
06-14-2004, 03:29 PM
Bah, crickets a poofters game.

Wait till saturday Cut, then you'll see a white wash.

lol you've obviously never heard of 'cumbiscuit', have you ever played rugby?

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 06:45 PM
Gringo wrote,

You are a 'poof'

Snappy comeback mate..............

Cut wrote,

lol you've obviously never heard of 'cumbiscuit', have you ever played rugby?

All NZ males play rugby, not to mention a few females as well. Its our national religion you see.

cut
06-14-2004, 06:47 PM
Gringo wrote,

You are a 'poof'

Snappy comeback mate..............

Cut wrote,

lol you've obviously never heard of 'cumbiscuit', have you ever played rugby?

All NZ males play rugby, not to mention a few females as well. Its our national religion you see.

nice thought, that rugby women... ;)

so you have played rugby then?

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:12 PM
Cut wrote,

nice thought, that rugby women...


Well they did win their rugby world cup a couple of years back.......


so you have played rugby then?

Yes but not lately. Eleven screws and a metal plate in the ankle is not conducive to speed and agility on the field.

cut
06-14-2004, 07:13 PM
Cut wrote,

nice thought, that rugby women...


Well they did win their rugby world cup a couple of years back.......


so you have played rugby then?

Yes but not lately. Eleven screws and a metal plate in the ankle is not conducive to speed and agility on the field.

I was thinking more that you wouldn't want too many rugby players in any country.

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:17 PM
Cut wrote,

I was thinking more that you wouldn't want too many rugby players in any country.

Why not?

cut
06-14-2004, 07:22 PM
they tend not to be the prettiest of women

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:26 PM
Cut wrote,

they tend not to be the prettiest of women

Generalisation. I'll have to find some pics of our Black Ferns. Some of them are big obviously but they ain't the Chinese swim team.

cut
06-14-2004, 07:28 PM
Cut wrote,

they tend not to be the prettiest of women

Generalisation. I'll have to find some pics of our Black Ferns. Some of them are big obviously but they ain't the Chinese swim team.

remind me what the chinese swim team was? did they turn out to be men or something?

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:35 PM
Cut wrote,

remind me what the chinese swim team was? did they turn out to be men or something?

Aw c'mon mate, its almost lunch time here. I don't need that mental picture as i'm sitting there in the mess.

cut
06-14-2004, 07:38 PM
well stop talking about women rugby players then

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:45 PM
Cut wrote,

well stop talking about women rugby players then

Nothing wrong with them. Good sheilas one and all. And boy can they drink. But they still look like chicks. Just not Chinese swimmers or Bulgarian weight lifters.
You're just intimidated at the thought of a female who could drink you under the table or stove you in for disrespecting her.

Or,

Maybe, deep down you like the thought of a strong, dominant women.....

cut
06-14-2004, 07:55 PM
Cut wrote,

well stop talking about women rugby players then

Nothing wrong with them. Good sheilas one and all. And boy can they drink. But they still look like chicks. Just not Chinese swimmers or Bulgarian weight lifters.
You're just intimidated at the thought of a female who could drink you under the table or stove you in for disrespecting her.

Or,

Maybe, deep down you like the thought of a strong, dominant women.....

dominant maybe, but not strong

it's nice to have a dominant woman once in a while but you don't want her to be butch..

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 07:57 PM
Cut wrote,

dominant maybe, but not strong

it's nice to have a dominant woman once in a while but you don't want her to be butch..

Crickey, what a sensitive new age guy.

cut
06-14-2004, 08:00 PM
Cut wrote,

dominant maybe, but not strong

it's nice to have a dominant woman once in a while but you don't want her to be butch..

Crickey, what a sensitive new age guy.

Yeah well, you can't really blame me for not objecting to a woman that takes the initiative, can you?

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-14-2004, 08:08 PM
Good point

cut
06-15-2004, 07:18 PM
:D

Gringo
06-16-2004, 04:30 AM
Gringo wrote,

You are a 'poof'

Snappy comeback mate..............


that's the idea....... mate.

Ngati Tumatauenga
06-16-2004, 04:08 PM
gringo wrote,

that's the idea....... mate.

Nice one..........chum.