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RoBBo
06-14-2004, 01:14 AM
your on death row and its time for your last meal, what do you choose?

i'd have to go with some good old spag bol.

http://www.ludwigscatering.com/spaghetti.jpg

and to wash it down...

http://www.haagen.net/images/beer.jpg

Vance
06-14-2004, 01:15 AM
Probably something from Carrabba's.

Mark Sman
06-14-2004, 01:26 AM
Anything with a file in it.

Fintin
06-14-2004, 01:37 AM
i would have sushi....

Nawlins
06-14-2004, 01:38 AM
Ice cream and waffles.

Ratamacue
06-14-2004, 01:44 AM
Potassium cyanide.

flickme
06-14-2004, 01:58 AM
Home-made lasagna and sweet tea.

Flagg
06-14-2004, 02:08 AM
I'll take a 5 gallon bucket's worth of refried beans, a spoon, and a cigarette lighter...if I'm going out...everyone's coming with me

Pandy
06-14-2004, 02:20 AM
Well... If I can choose...

1 Chicken with all good **** inside of it, put into 1 Turkey, which would be flied of course. Have that Turkey out on a plate with medium-rare steaks rapped around it. On top of a dish called 'Rice with Chicken and Vegetables' with hotdogs, eggs and ham lining the plate.

A side dish of 3 meals worth of sushi, 10 bottles of 2 Liter Mountain Dews, 3 packs of Peanut Butter Wafers, Mac and Cheese (Best), One LARGE BAG of French Flies and ten pounds of crab meat!

Then with my reg of a five bags of clips with five cases of BEER! (ANYTHING!)

If I go out, I am going out FULL, WANTING A PISS and DRUNK!

Ichhabe
06-14-2004, 02:38 AM
Snow Leopard and a baby Panda filč mignon.

molly747
06-14-2004, 02:52 AM
Comfort food: my mom's meatloaf(with Heinz 57, of course), green beans, and homemade mashed potatoes. With a glass of milk. It's the first meal my mom makes whenever I go home to visit.

ShotOver
06-14-2004, 04:23 AM
Last meal, would have scrambled eggs and bacon. Coffee, spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, nachos, beer, lasagne and... a slice of chocolate cake :D

SHA
06-14-2004, 05:18 AM
green eggs and ham. ;)

duck
06-14-2004, 07:16 AM
Hope the kitchen doesn't have any trouble preparing Trimalchios dinner for cell B-42.

;)

"A little donkey made of Corinthian bronze was set on the sideboard with little saddle bags containing olives, white on one side, black on the other. Two dishes covered the donkey, on their edges was inscribed Trimalchio's name and the weight of the silver. Little bridges soldered on to the dishes were supporting dormice dipped in honey and rolled in poppy seed. There were also hot sausages on a silver grill and under it Syrian plums and pomegranite seeds.

Dormice--which for us have an effect opposite to that of an appetizer--were a great favorite and were first domesticated for culinary use in Roman times. Gliraria, enclosures for raising dormice [glires in Latin], were constructed to simulate the rodents' natural habitat in order to make sure of a constant supply. They were fattened on a diet of walnuts, acorns and chestnuts. Apicius has a recipe for dormice stuffed with pork, pepper, pinenuts, laser and the inevitable liquamen, and roasted on a tile in the oven.

After these tasty tidbits came the mensae primae [or main course]. Pliny mentions only vegetables, but Martial gives us a better idea of the average person's low-budget meal; he offered cabbages, porridge with sausage, and beans with bacon. But a more elaborate feast would have a roast or two, or several as Trimalchio served to his guests:

The next dish was not nearly as large as we expected, but its originality made it the center of attention. For it was a round dish with the twelve signs of the zodiac arranged in order, over each symbol was set a food appropriate to it: over Aries, ramshead chickpeas; over Taurus, a slice of beef; over Gemini, prairie oysters and kidneys and so on...

Then the top of the dish is removed and inside: fat fowls and sow's bellies and a hare decked out with wings like Pegasus. Four figures of Marsyas sprinkle sauce over fishes in the corners of the dish. A little later a huge boar is brought in with buckets of dates hanging from the tusks, and surrounded by confections in the shape of piglets, which were for the guests to take home in their napkins. When the side of the boar was pierced, thrushes flew out, only to be caught at once by fowlers. Next an enormous pig is brought in, which when cut open poured out sausages and black puddings. Now comes a boiled calf, dressed up in a helmet, to be attacked by one latter-day Ajax gone mad. Each dish, as the narrator tells us, had to be accompanied by some gross pretense or other. And now come chickens, one for each guest and goose eggs. Within this outlandish dinner another dinner is described by one of the guests, compounding the gluttony.

After an interval, more food. In these dishes, the chef's art reached its perfection.:

thrushes made of flour, stuffed with raisins and nuts, quinces stuck all over with thorns to look like sea-urchins.

and finally the most fantastic dish of all: what appeared to be a fat goose with fish and all kinds of birds around it, but turned out to be made all of pork. Trimalchio goes on to rave about his cook, dubbed Daedalus: "There could not be a finer fellow, if you want it, he will make you a fish out of a sow's belly, a wood pigeon out of bacon, a turtle dove out of ham, and a chicken out of a knuckle of pork.""

FRO
06-14-2004, 08:34 AM
I'll take a 5 gallon bucket's worth of refried beans, a spoon, and a cigarette lighter...if I'm going out...everyone's coming with me

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

1Cie GevGn
06-14-2004, 09:43 AM
i would have sushi....

No you wouldn't, I would show up and make you that omelette I still owe you...

CannibalSquirel
06-14-2004, 10:08 AM
Monica Belluci.

On the table, spread open. Letīs eat baby!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

molly747
06-14-2004, 10:19 AM
Monica Belluci.

On the table, spread open. Letīs eat baby!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Eeeewwww. But she's hot, I will give you that. Have you seen 'Tears of the Sun'? Good movie.

1Cie GevGn
06-14-2004, 10:27 AM
No offence but Tears of the Sun was NOT a good movie, there were so many things in it that just can't be right. I did buy it, just for some footage, but overall the flaws make it crap.

Midtown
06-14-2004, 10:33 AM
Anything that rhymes with bassault Hifle

NeedsABetterName
06-14-2004, 11:52 AM
Chicken and rice,lots of it.And then a large ham steak.Hidden in the ham steak is a P-7 M-13 and two magazines filled with hollowpoints.Then,I get a large bowl of chicken flavored Ramen noodles.I eat that as well...Then I get a large,two liter bottle of Mountain dew,but instead of mountain dew,there is a mix of hairspray and gasoline.I also ask for some cigarettes and a lighter.Then I ask for a large plate of lamb.Also,I ask for a large steak.This has some Semtex/C-4/other plastic explosive.Also,this contains a detonator.I take the bottle of gasoline/hairspray,and bring that to the back of the cell.I conceal the P-7 and extra magazine on myself.I also conceal the lighter.I line the edge of the door with the plastic explosive.I blow the door and wait for a guard.I take him hostage.I hold the gun to his head,and have the bottle of gasoline/hairspray hanging around my neck from a piece of torn bedsheet.Some more guards come,I shoot them in cold blood.I blow the main gate with the remaining plastic explosive. I steal a car,force the guard in it and drive away.I get out and set the car on fire with the gasoline.I shoot the guard and myself.The end.

Gringo
06-14-2004, 11:57 AM
No offence but Tears of the Sun was NOT a good movie, there were so many things in it that just can't be right. I did buy it, just for some footage, but overall the flaws make it crap.

Tell me what 'just can't be right'?

1Cie GevGn
06-14-2004, 12:10 PM
Tell me what 'just can't be right'?

Well, for one extracting a SF Team (Seals?) in a Jungle environment with a Grey Navy Blackhawk-variant with a sonar buoy attached on it's side. And ofcourse in rl they would have knocked the objectives out instead of humping along in the bush with half a village of sick people.

Also the "peeling" thing is a bit outdated, it was used in WW2 by ASAS patrols to my knowledge, to put max firepower on a single spot.

Also, when they are extracting the villagers and the doc, the crewchief exits the chopper and squats down a few metres to it's side waving the people onboard. Yeah right.

Also, they couldn't get another extract, because they weren't flying over the country anymore due to AAA. But in the end, the cavalry arrives in the form of some F/A 18's. I haven't watched it in a while, but the bombing sequence was pretty wierd too, with the hud pointing at the ground in such a way the jet would be at 0 RAL in a few seconds.

I do admit I like the village assault, and the retreat into the corn ( ? ) fields in the end. But I just have the movie for all the mistakes. For me it's the "Behind Enemy Lines" version of ground war.

No offence if you like it that's cool, I like Windtalkers aswell and that's just as crappy.

Oh, a plus in the movie; COOL HAIRCUTS woot

molly747
06-14-2004, 12:11 PM
No offence but Tears of the Sun was NOT a good movie, there were so many things in it that just can't be right. I did buy it, just for some footage, but overall the flaws make it crap.

I didn't go into it trying to sport every little flaw, like "Oh, that's not a M-682-blah-blah rifle, that's a M-683-blah-blah rifle," or "Wow, that goes against foreign-policy-blah-blah." It entertained me for 2 hours. That's my gage of a good movie.

1Cie GevGn
06-14-2004, 12:13 PM
oh sure it entertained me aswell, that's why I have it. I have quite some movies who have flaws but I like them aswell.

Fintin
06-14-2004, 04:27 PM
No you wouldn't, I would show up and make you that omelette I still owe you...

this is probly true...i would probly enjoy an omelette for breakfast

lunch would be a good helping of shepards pie...and a few quarts of guinness....

dinner would probly be alonge the lines of a beef steak tomato salad with motserela cheese and a vinigrett dressing...a hearty helpin of asparagus with holendies sauce....mashed potatos...the family recepie....and a nice thick porterhouse....again with large amounts of guinness....

dessert....anything that shoots and goes boom

born_to_love
06-14-2004, 04:59 PM
big ass variety of sushi with lemon saki.

MolliG
06-14-2004, 05:04 PM
Monica Belluci.
^ Got taste! p-)

For me, as above, but then a nice Yorkshire pudding filled with fresh sausages and thick gravy. :P

Seraphim
06-14-2004, 05:18 PM
Big fat medium rare steak, lots of mash potatoes with sour cream and chives...some chocolate mousse(sp) for desert. I dont know what drink I would take though.