Rasputin's 'member'

[He219]

Make sure Seoulstriker doesn't see this....
p-)


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040612/capt.sge.dtg36.120604222825.photo00.default-380x277.jpg

A visitor looks at Rasputin's ***** displayed at the first Russian museum of erotica in St. Petersburg. The museum was founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/afplifestyle_russia_rasputin_***] (http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/photos/recip/story/*Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum [/b]



SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) - In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's ***** displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of ****** power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure ****** impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

[Seraphim]

LoL...wheres my SICK emoticon?

Hey that chick is good looking though.

[UkrainianAmerican]

And thats why I am proud to be russian.

[Seraphim]

Pffft, its all evil commie propaganda!.

[Fintin]

And thats why I am proud to be russian.

cause you put some guys wang in a jar and oggle it....yeah...would make me proud too :roll:

[California Joe]

CRIKEY! No wonder all those Tsarina's were smiling.

[chauncy republicans]

Thats ****ing wrong...

[Vance]

Kinda bloated....he should get that looked at.

[California Joe]

What exactly is the plan when you kill a mad monk? I mean, who decides, "hey, after he's dead lets cut off his **** and pickle it." Was there an SOP? Did some guy stand there and go "make sure you get the balls too". WTF?

[Fintin]

What exactly is the plan when you kill a mad monk? I mean, who decides, "hey, after he's dead lets cut off his **** and pickle it." Was there an SOP? Did some guy stand there and go "make sure you get the balls too". WTF?

they jacked the guy up pritty much when they killed him....posioned...stabed....i think shot...they killed him a few times

[memphiz]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

[Fintin]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

you could work it into the new ramblingasshole pix

[UkrainianAmerican]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

you could work it into the new ramblingasshole pix
Or the gayass pics you posted.

[Fintin]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

you could work it into the new ramblingasshole pix
Or the gayass pics you posted.

were gonna have to say no scott...


your just pissed cause 1..i dont have bitch ****....2 i dont have an inferiority complex....3 i could get more girls then you any fecking day of the week...4....i can drink more

[Tengu]

nice babe :P

[UkrainianAmerican]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

you could work it into the new ramblingasshole pix
Or the gayass pics you posted.

were gonna have to say no scott...


your just pissed cause 1..i dont have bitch ****....2 i dont have an inferiority complex....3 i could get more girls then you any fecking day of the week...4....i can drink more
5 cuz, despit all this, you are a rejected U2 grouppi who wants ti kill himself.

[Fintin]

5 cuz, despit all this, you are a rejected U2 grouppi who wants ti kill himself.

yeah...wrong again....im not a groupie just because i listen to them....and i dont want to kill myself any more....way to be a big kid though



back on topic....who the hell starts an erotica musium anyways?

[memphiz]

5 cuz, despit all this, you are a rejected U2 grouppi who wants ti kill himself.

yeah...wrong again....im not a groupie just because i listen to them....and i dont want to kill myself any more....way to be a big kid though



back on topic....who the hell starts an erotica musium anyways?
Id say the French they always have weird museums, but this time it was the Russkies

[UkrainianAmerican]

They should have stuffed it.
Then Vance would have bought it

you could work it into the new ramblingasshole pix
Or the gayass pics you posted.

were gonna have to say no scott...


your just pissed cause 1..i dont have bitch ****....2 i dont have an inferiority complex....3 i could get more girls then you any fecking day of the week...4....i can drink more
Ok, good for you. Now lets deconstrucyt the claims.
1. Good for you. My **** are by no means bitch ****, since they are VERY firm, and I can jiggle them.
2. Neither do I. If anything I am more of an arrogant judgemental higher-then thou kinda guy.
3. Ok, then why dontcha? Besides one girl is enough for me right now. I am not that rich after all.
4. No you cant.

[1Cie GevGn]

Let's say pistols at dawn gentlemen

[Vance]

More like retards at the local playplace.

[UkrainianAmerican]

More like retards at the local playplace.
Except at least one retard is part of you Who give a shoe group. :P

[2Sheds_Jackson]

That chick in the picture is gonna be having ****** hang-ups for years. Every time she snoggs some guy, she'll instantly compare them to the amazing pickled wang.

"Da Leonid, your ***** is finely shaped and of adequate dimensions, yet I find it unfulfilling. I demand that you burn it with a curling iron, then detach it and place it in a sturdy jar."

She'll long for a disfigured, discolored, bloated, severed rod..no living human, apart from some guy living near Chernobyl could ever match its' glory.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040612/capt.sge.dtg36.120604222825.photo00.default-380x277.jpg
Ivana on one of her frequent trips to the museum; "If only all my boyfriends could measure up to you, my love."

[Trigger]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040612/capt.sge.dtg36.120604222825.photo00.default-380x277.jpg
Olga inspects the shipment and says to herself:
"Zis ees not zee Pickled Midget I ordered...Eeet ees addressed to a 'Callivornya Josef'....hmmm"

[molly747]

Wow. The ****-measuring contests on this board have just come full circle.

[California Joe]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Trig.

Thing looks like a frigging midget elephant trunk.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Trig.

Thing looks like a frigging midget elephant trunk.
I smell jealousy from ye Olde man.

[California Joe]

Yeah, damn, I wish I could be a **** in a jar. How do you like it so far?

[Trigger]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Trig.

Thing looks like a frigging midget elephant trunk.
It is damn disturbing, isn't it.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, damn, I wish I could be a **** in a jar. How do you like it so far?
Well, at least you thought of something instead on Stanleying me to death.

[California Joe]

http://www.coastaltool.com/hand_tools/stanley/images/wood.jpg

[California Joe]

http://www.coastaltool.com/hand_tools/stanley/images/wood.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://www.coastaltool.com/hand_tools/stanley/images/wood.jpg
O no :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

http://www.coastaltool.com/hand_tools/stanley/images/wood.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

you can stop posting it now.

[born_to_love]

Fintin has a pic???

[UkrainianAmerican]

Fintin has a pic???
From the post pc of yourself thread:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/fintin/IMAG0041.jpg

my tattoo

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/fintin/IMAG0025.jpg

me skiing out in utah at deer valley this past march

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/fintin/IMAG0001.jpg

the motor i was working on at 1 am and the reason im still up cause it pissed me off so much

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/fintin/IMAG0036.jpg

me in orange...my thumb was over the flash....gave a cool look i think

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/fintin/IMAG0038.jpg

[California Joe]

But I like posting it. It's hammer time.
;)

[memphiz]

"Dah nun na na"
Hamma time
"Dah nun na na"

[gaz]

It's the first time I've been to these boards and saw a picture of a **** and it wasn't Russian American.

[UkrainianAmerican]

It's the first time I've been to these boards and saw a picture of a **** and it wasn't Russian American.
Pretty good diss. For a thirteen yearold.

[gaz]

I wish I was thirteen, things were much simpler back then. As it is I'm a lot older than you and I'm better at "dissing" too.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I wish I was thirteen, things were much simpler back then. As it is I'm a lot older than you and I'm better at "dissing" too.
Then that surely wasnt your best work. I would expect a LOT more from a bartender.

[gaz]

It wasn't intended to be anything clever or insulting, it was a simple statement of fact.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I knew that wang looked like something familiar, but couldn't quite remember. Now I know. It looks like an enormous neck of a soft-shelled clam. I may now resume my previously scheduled life, already in progress...

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/peifisheries/scitech/fish_softclam.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

It wasn't intended to be anything clever or insulting, it was a simple statement of fact.
*burp*

[EvanL]

I knew that wang looked like something familiar, but couldn't quite remember. Now I know. It looks like an enormous neck of a soft-shelled clam. I may now resume my previously scheduled life, already in progress...

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/peifisheries/scitech/fish_softclam.jpg
Wats that?
Eleanor Roosevelts cooter?