Secret Squirrel
06-16-2004, 10:08 PM
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The News Your Canadian Military Doesn't Want Anyone to See - Mayor Mel Lastman was once again forced to call in the Military for assistance when two giant kittens escaped from a secret Canadian Military Science Studies Facility just north of Toronto. An estimated 6 million dollars in damages has so far been tallied up as these playful beasts tromped on private homes and businesses throughout the greater Toronto area. Traffic along the 400 , a busy commuter highway, was stopped and evacuated as the two chased their own tails and batted around helicopters as though they were flies. A rescue worker was reported to have stated that the two kittens are pretty light on their feet, "and haven't damaged the buildings they have stepped on as badly as we had thought." There is no estimate in yet, as to how many injuries have been incurred, and no deaths have yet to be reported.
The News Your Canadian Military Doesn't Want Anyone to See - Mayor Mel Lastman was once again forced to call in the Military for assistance when two giant kittens escaped from a secret Canadian Military Science Studies Facility just north of Toronto. An estimated 6 million dollars in damages has so far been tallied up as these playful beasts tromped on private homes and businesses throughout the greater Toronto area. Traffic along the 400 , a busy commuter highway, was stopped and evacuated as the two chased their own tails and batted around helicopters as though they were flies. A rescue worker was reported to have stated that the two kittens are pretty light on their feet, "and haven't damaged the buildings they have stepped on as badly as we had thought." There is no estimate in yet, as to how many injuries have been incurred, and no deaths have yet to be reported.