Save a horse; ride a cowboy....

[farmgirl]

Okay... I know most of you probably don't listen to country music, but there is a new song out that is kind of funny (see subject of thread)
Today it was playing and my son (age 8) asked what that meant. My daughter started laughing, and I just tried to ignore the question, but he said, "well, what does that mean?"

*****Lame mom answer warning... *******

"I don't know... maybe a piggy back ride?" :oops:

[Vance]

rofl


No but seriously.


They're talking about slaves

[Fintin]

this thread is dirty....::puts on cowboy hat::...ladies....

[Rantanplan]

:D

[farmgirl]

lyrics for those of you who don't listen to country music...


Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
(Chorus:)
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Spoken:)
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a good and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out kicking frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.

[1Cie GevGn]

c ... oun ... trieeee?












mmmju ... sick?

I'm confused :oops:

[usa320]

Country music used to be the last clean form of music...

Rock is full of f-bombs and rap is full of gangstas shootin hos.

Now even country music is riding on the theory of *** selling...

they just cover it up under the innocence of the language they use in the songs.

[Gringo]

Country music used to be the last clean form of music...

Rock is full of f-bombs and rap is full of gangstas shootin hos.

Now even country music is riding on the theory of *** selling...

they just cover it up under the innocence of the language they use in the songs.

and pop music is just............... well........ ****!

[California Joe]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.

[ibstolidude]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.
a million out of work comics


and we get stuck with you.












actually that was a very good one you had; I just have joke jealously as you beat me to it.

[farmgirl]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.
a million out of work comics


and we get stuck with you.












actually that was a very good one you had; I just have joke jealously as you beat me to it.


so stoli... mind if I call you tex? p-)

[California Joe]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.
a million out of work comics


and we get stuck with you.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

[memphiz]

*puts on leather chaps*

[farmgirl]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.


I don't get it :oops:

[California Joe]

You may be an English teacher but I am a cunning linguist.

[ibstolidude]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.


I don't get it :oops:
I am too ashamed to say anything.

[chauncy republicans]

There's no such thing as country music anymore.

[farmgirl]

You may be an English teacher but I am a cunning linguist.


I don't get that one either... ;)

[memphiz]

Save a cow, eat a hot female vegan :D

[Fintin]

Save a cow, eat a hot female vegan :D

close

[scott]

i didnt know there was a country following here
letters from home being one of my favorites right now
(as well as any big & rich :P obviously)

[molly747]

YEE HAW!!!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5715/WildWest1.jpg

country?.... blah.... listen to some techno.... *moves head back and forth*

[ibstolidude]

You may be an English teacher but I am a cunning linguist.


I don't get that one either... ;)

You may be a cunning linguist but I am a Master Debater.


FG the spurs are in the mail.

[NcDeuce]

YEE HAW!!!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5715/WildWest1.jpg


I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty

Yes, yes they are. That song cracks me up.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.


I don't get it :oops:

"I don't know... maybe it's about conservation?" :oops:


Well, at least country music makes an effort to be clever...sort of like Bon Scott used to with such classics as "She's got the Jack". Most other forms of music have been reduced to 3rd grade reading level.

[Hot Lips]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.

I'm all for saving trees! p-)

[molly747]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.

I'm all for saving trees! p-)

Trouble is, most guys really don't know how to save trees well...

[Rain]

Mmmm cowboys ;)

[WolverineBlue]

I save trees like a champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice my avatar.

[Hot Lips]

Eat a beaver, save a tree.

I'm all for saving trees! p-)

Trouble is, most guys really don't know how to save trees well...

You know I used to hate saving trees. It didn't make me feel good to save trees. Then I met my sweetie and he really knows what saving trees is all about.

God loves a man that saves trees!

[Hot Lips]

I save trees like a champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice my avatar.

Reminds my of my first day of work in a corporate office when I was 18. The was introducing me around and one guys started brushing his beard with his hands and was saying "here, let me dust off a seat for you".

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[California Joe]

I can save trees like you read about.

[Ria]

Mmmm cowboys ;)

Word ;)

[Hot Lips]

I can save trees like you read about.

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

YEE HAW!!!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5715/WildWest1.jpg

That's not a cowgirl, that's an angel with nice set of teeth :P

[California Joe]

Awwwwww Jack.

[molly747]

YEE HAW!!!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5715/WildWest1.jpg

That's not a cowgirl, that's an angel with nice set of teeth :P

*bats eyelashes* :oops:

[Flagg]

Tree saving?

What's with all the hippy talk?

Now trapping beavers....that's a different story.......

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE beaver, beaver, beaver!"

[molly747]

I save trees like a champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice my avatar.

Reminds my of my first day of work in a corporate office when I was 18. The was introducing me around and one guys started brushing his beard with his hands and was saying "here, let me dust off a seat for you".

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Reminds one of my guy friends. He found this old t-shirt in a thrift store that read "Free Mustache Rides." He always used to wear that when he got drunk... Good times.

Never cared much for saving trees, though I am a close, personal friend of Colonel Angus...

[Bombtrack]

Country music used to be the last clean form of music...

Rock is full of f-bombs and rap is full of gangstas shootin hos.

Now even country music is riding on the theory of *** selling...

they just cover it up under the innocence of the language they use in the songs.

Last clean form of music? Listen to some Hank Williams...

[scott]

randy travis...

[Merik]

Is by Gretchen Wilson FG? Havent heard it yet but I'll listen for it next time.

[scott]

save a horse ride a cowboy is by big & rich
yes i know my names not FG, but hey

gretchen wilson also rules

[farmgirl]

Tree saving?

What's with all the hippy talk?

Now trapping beavers....that's a different story.......

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE beaver, beaver, beaver!"


Why do I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to have a kiwi? p-)

[farmgirl]

save a horse ride a cowboy is by big & rich
yes i know my names not FG, but hey

gretchen wilson also rules


gretchen wilson sings Redneck Woman... hell yeah ;)

[Rain]

save a horse ride a cowboy is by big & rich
yes i know my names not FG, but hey

gretchen wilson also rules


gretchen wilson sings Redneck Woman... hell yeah ;)

Hell yeah Farmgirl woot

[farmgirl]

You may be an English teacher but I am a cunning linguist.


I don't get that one either... ;)

You may be a cunning linguist but I am a Master Debater.


FG the spurs are in the mail.


yee haw... saddle up ;)

[Vance]

Mmmm cowboys ;)

Word ;)
Did I mention...I'm a cowboy...

[scott]

save a horse ride a cowboy is by big & rich
yes i know my names not FG, but hey

gretchen wilson also rules


gretchen wilson sings Redneck Woman... hell yeah ;)

Hell yeah Farmgirl woot

hell yeah.. good song by montgomery gentry

:lol:

[Ria]

Mmmm cowboys ;)

Word ;)
Did I mention...I'm a cowboy...

Hmm...interesting ;)

[Fintin]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

[Ratamacue]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

He's got a greenhorn hat too.

[Rain]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*

[Fintin]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*


im there....::looses belt::....

[Rain]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*


im there....::looses belt::....

Well yeee haww! :petting:

[farmgirl]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*


im there....::looses belt::....

Well yeee haww! :petting:


awwww you're ruining a perfectly good cowboy thread.... where is stoli with that saddle? p-)

[Fintin]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*


im there....::looses belt::....

Well yeee haww! :petting:


awwww you're ruining a perfectly good cowboy thread.... where is stoli with that saddle? p-)

EEEEEK....::puts hat over "stuff"::....you could have knocked

[Rain]

*Giggles* :oops:

[farmgirl]

hey...im wearing ass tight pants and belt buckle...::takes of shirt::...been mending fences all day....

;) Works for me... How do you feel about hay big boy? *looks at barn*


im there....::looses belt::....

Well yeee haww! :petting:


awwww you're ruining a perfectly good cowboy thread.... where is stoli with that saddle? p-)

EEEEEK....::puts hat over "stuff"::....you could have knocked


ohhh so that's what that itty bitty hat is for... I was wondering... p-) That's so cute. rofl

[Fintin]

ohhh so that's what that itty bitty hat is for... I was wondering... p-) That's so cute. rofl


ouch....its not the pistol in the fight but the fight in the pistol....damn...i so go owned...so can i date your daughter?

[Ratamacue]

ohhh so that's what that itty bitty hat is for... I was wondering... p-) That's so cute. rofl


ouch....its not the pistol in the fight but the fight in the pistol....damn...i so go owned...so can i date your daughter?

Wouldn't count on it, if farmgirl decided to revoke my permission (shakes fist) then I don't think she'd approve of your courtship.

[Tane Angle]

Fintin, try your own recommendation from before. Who's selling it? Stoli and B? p-)

[Fintin]

Fintin, try your own recommendation from before. Who's selling it? Stoli and B? p-)

hahaha...i hope i dont need that yet...but stoli has the better stuff....B cuts his with jelly beans....

[farmgirl]

Fintin, try your own recommendation from before. Who's selling it? Stoli and B? p-)


rofl

[farmgirl]

ohhh so that's what that itty bitty hat is for... I was wondering... p-) That's so cute. rofl


ouch....its not the pistol in the fight but the fight in the pistol....damn...i so go owned...so can i date your daughter?

Wouldn't count on it, if farmgirl decided to revoke my permission (shakes fist) then I don't think she'd approve of your courtship.


I might reconsider if you promise to be good. James seems to be fond of you for some reason. That's worth a little extra consideration... he's a good judge of character. :D

[WolverineBlue]

Me -- I don't know FG, but me likey....

[farmgirl]

Me -- I don't know FG, but me likey....


:hug: You're on my good side... ;)

[Midtown]

Find my car keys...







Your Leaving.

[Nawlins]

Find my car keys...







Your Leaving.

Whaaa?

Back on topic... does a Texan count as a cowboy? p-)

[Vance]

YES.

[Ratamacue]

I might reconsider if you promise to be good. James seems to be fond of you for some reason. That's worth a little extra consideration... he's a good judge of character. :D

James is a good man. You should listen to what he says.

[Nawlins]

YES.

Excellent..... Giddyup, B!

[Vance]

But what about me? :(

[Nawlins]

But what about me? :(

You're a little young for me to ride, sugar. I think I'll stick with my husband.

[Vance]

I guess I'll have to ask somebody else then ;)

[Midtown]

But what about me? :(

You're a little young for me to ride, sugar. I think I'll stick with my husband.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=17532

[farmgirl]

I might reconsider if you promise to be good. James seems to be fond of you for some reason. That's worth a little extra consideration... he's a good judge of character. :D

James is a good man. You should listen to what he says.


agreed. I'll let you know what he says... :D

[Ria]

I guess I'll have to ask somebody else then ;)

Aww too bad.

*Looks around innocently*

:)

[memphiz]

Id take a picture of myself wearing my cowboy hat but....uhm..yeah