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born_to_love
06-20-2004, 04:16 PM
Not an easy task..


Gas Chambers In Disguise
Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, July 16 @ 13:14:10 EDT
"...Gas chambers are immediate proof of death with obvious smoke, smells and ashes. "Identity Theft" is done silently, eating away at your total being like cancer. And suddenly, it is too late. Ask anyone who has been a victim of this new, high tech lynching. Unfortunately, most of those so-called smart Jewish leaders in Israel do not even understand the problem. This form of marketing and public relations has always been Israel's achilles heel. Let's hope Sharon and company wake up before it is too late."

by Irwin N. Graulich July 16, 2003

How do you destroy the Jews? Not an easy task.





The powerful Pharoah tried it and failed. Even 10 plagues were not enough to convince him to stop. Nebuchadnezzer, king of Babylon gave it a shot. And of course Antiochus Epiphanes, the king of Syria failed in his attempt, resulting in the celebration of Chanukah. Then there was the Roman army in the first century and the Crusaders in the 11th century, just to name a few more.

There were expulsions of Jews from England in 1290, France in 1306 and 1394, Hungary in 1349, Austria in 1421, Germany in the 14th and 16th centuries, Lithuania in 1445, Spain in 1492, Portugal in 1497, Bohemia and Moravia in 1744, among others. And throughout history there have been numerous pogroms, mass killings, threats, etc., etc.

The year 1948 should have opened up a new era for Jews. Only 3 years after the closest attempt at Jewish annihilation, where 2 out of every 3 Jewish babies, teenagers, adults and elderly were given a bullet in the head, purposeful starvation, disease, burial alive/dead in a pit with fellow Jewish townspeople, or gas chambers, one would think the world would put the idea of Jewish destruction to rest, at least for a while.

No way! Hence, another opportunity arose. Put the Jews into a barren little place that is "unreal" or "is real" (sic), which no one really wants.......except them. Every one of the countries surrounding this barren wasteland hates Jews with a passion, because it is part of their bible. So, either the cruel desert will kill them or the Arabs will. Only this time, the Europeans won't have to lend a "bloody" hand.

Europe certainly knew that after a Jewish state was declared, all surrounding Arab countries would attack the army-less Jews immediately. Survival would be impossible, just through sheer numbers.

In fact, Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq and Saudi Arabia invaded this pathetic group of already emaciated Jews struggling for survival. Azzam Pasha, secretary general of the Arab League boldly declared, "This will be a war of extermination." Guess what Azzam? This ragtag group with their primitive weapons, claiming to have God on their side, wiped out those big, "brave" Arab warriors.

Europe, still washing the Jewish blood off its hands from WWII, and cleaning burnt flesh from underneath their fingernails, did not lend Israel a helping hand. Since giving them an easily targeted state was not working, the world had to come up with a new "final solution" for the Jewish problem.

This would begin as an idea called the Arab-Israeli dispute, which would mysteriously metastasize as a cause that every European socialist (oxymoron) and leftist elite professor (oxymoron) throughout the world could join to oppose Jews....the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

The "Palestinian cause" is Europe's way of clearing their consciences of culpability from WWII genocide. If the Europeans can show that the Jews are really bad guys anyway, and indeed, are committing their own form of genocide against the poor, defenseless Palestinians, then their own actions during WWII weren't really so objectionable. By continuing to recognize Yasser Arafat as the leader who is persecuted by those "bad" Jews, Europe today believes they are wiping away their own guilt and blood stained hands.

Most of the world, through the UN, agreed to give the Jews this tiny piece of real estate, probably realizing that it would eventually be destroyed or eaten up by bad neighbors. Thus allowing Europe to sweep its responsibility for The Holocaust quickly under the rug.

Not so fast. Those damn Jews just will not listen to the odds. 1967, 1973, bigger weapons, more wars and the Jews refuse to lie down, creating even greater defeats and embarrassment for the macho Arab nations. So a new Jewish extermination plot arose.

Since Jews miraculously cannot be defeated by conventional means, we will destroy them from within through a new 21st century phenomenon called "Identity Theft;" thereby confusing and muddying the Jewish identity and historic relationship with its homeland of 3,500 years.

Enter master terrorist Yasser Arafat who began his crusade in 1964 with a totally new strategy. Since he could not steal the word Jew, he successfully confiscated the term that early Zionists used extensively for the Jewish homeland and Jewish inhabitants of Israel...Palestinian/Palestine. With his newly captured "brand identity" now giving him credibility and history, Arafat would now attempt to infiltrate the land by fraudulently claiming historical ties. Even his own Egyptian birth has been changed. And they say Jews are smart.

Diluting the Jewish brand from the Jewish idea of Palestine is the 21st century equivalent of "Zyklon B" for the Jewish people and Israel. The term "Palestinian" unconditionally belongs to Jews, as described in all of Theodore Herzl's works. Unless Jews recapture it, Israel will eventually become a giant gas chamber for Jewish inhabitants.

The only reason that most Arabs moved to Palestine was because Jews were building it up again for 2 centuries in anticipation of a return to this homeland. The Palestinian cause is the world's latest attempt to destroy the Jewish people and is probably the most dangerous in Jewish history.

Gas chambers are immediate proof of death with obvious smoke, smells and ashes. "Identity Theft" is done silently, eating away at your total being like cancer. And suddenly, it is too late. Ask anyone who has been a victim of this new, high tech lynching. Unfortunately, most of those so-called smart Jewish leaders in Israel do not even understand the problem. This form of marketing and public relations has always been Israel's achilles heel. Let's hope Sharon and company wake up before it is too late.
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IRWIN N. GRAULICH - is a regular contributor to JewishIndy. He is a well known motivational speaker on morality, ethics, Judaism, religion and political issues. He is President and CEO of Bloch Graulich Whelan Inc., a leading corporate communications, marketing and branding company located in New York City. Irwin considers himself a multi-denominational, serious Orthodox, Conservative and Reform Jew. He can be reached at irwin.graulich@verizon.net.
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EvanL
06-20-2004, 04:32 PM
hmmm :roll:

memphiz
06-20-2004, 04:36 PM
WTF?! you Nazi

kenshiroIT
06-20-2004, 04:37 PM
anyway, why should I destroy the jews?? :|
Of course, if they try to destroy me, I will destroy them. ;)

born_to_love
06-20-2004, 04:40 PM
WTF?! you Nazi

maybe you should read the whole post

EvanL
06-20-2004, 04:43 PM
WTF?! you Nazi

maybe you should read the whole post
Maybe you should leave

memphiz
06-20-2004, 04:43 PM
WTF?! you Nazi

maybe you should read the whole post
Maybe you should leave
I concour

kenshiroIT
06-20-2004, 04:51 PM
anyway this topic has nothig to do with the military??
Or im I mistaken??

EvanL
06-20-2004, 04:53 PM
no your not mistaken.
Born to love is just a troll with a penchant for plumper women.

Fargin
06-20-2004, 04:55 PM
WTF?! you Nazi

maybe you should read the whole post
Maybe you should leave
I concour
Me too

born_to_love
06-20-2004, 04:55 PM
maybe you should shut the **** up and realize that this is a god damn message board and im sorry if me being here affects you so bad, jesus **** why dont you just get out of my posts you ****in loser dont u have anything better to do than critisize me , this is a ****in message board i dont see how me being here affects you so badly i just cant contemplate how gay you are

Fargin
06-20-2004, 04:57 PM
Yes this is a military message board, m-i-l-i-t-a-r-y!

Now

Please

Go

Away




kthxbai

born_to_love
06-20-2004, 04:58 PM
theer are plenty of other topics on this board that are NOT military related, so stop exploiting everylittle thing i do wrong.

and evanloyd, you call me a troll but you and your little buddys turn all my posts into flame wars, no matter what i post where i post it so do me a favor and get the **** out of my posts

EvanL
06-20-2004, 04:58 PM
maybe you should shut the f*** up and realize that this is a god damn message board and im sorry if me being here affects you so bad, jesus f*** why dont you just get out of my posts you f*** loser dont u have anything better to do than critisize me , this is a f*** message board i dont see how me being here affects you so badly i just cant contemplate how gay you are
How come u couldnt stay banned?
:petting:

EvanL
06-20-2004, 04:59 PM
theer are plenty of other topics on this board that are NOT military related, so stop exploiting everylittle thing i do wrong.

and evanloyd, you call me a troll but you and your little buddys turn all my posts into flame wars, no matter what i post where i post it so do me a favor and get the f*** out of my posts
Please leave again. :|

born_to_love
06-20-2004, 05:02 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars

EvanL
06-20-2004, 05:04 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars
this is no flame war.
all we have done is complained about how non-sensicle this thread is.
its not even in the right section.
and its meant to incite a flamewar.

memphiz
06-20-2004, 05:06 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars
Hes not the one starting threads on how to destroy jews you racist peice of ****

Yosy
06-20-2004, 05:08 PM
I'm defenetly not pro-israel and that article is s***, specially when it comes to the stupid conclusion that the palestinians want to kill all the jews.

Maybe you should have posted this on the off-topic section

born_to_love
06-20-2004, 05:11 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars
Hes not the one starting threads on how to destroy jews you racist peice of ****

read the article, you illiterate piece of ****.

EvanL
06-20-2004, 05:13 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars
Hes not the one starting threads on how to destroy jews you racist peice of ****

read the article, you illiterate piece of ****.ohh please.
would you care to enlighten us a tad?
honestly. i would truly appreciate hearing your thoughts on this literary masterpiece.

memphiz
06-20-2004, 05:17 PM
again you prove my point and if anyone should be banned this time ITS YOU, turning all my posts into flamewars
Hes not the one starting threads on how to destroy jews you racist peice of ****

read the article, you illiterate piece of ****.ohh please.
would you care to enlighten us a tad?
honestly. i would truly appreciate hearing your thoughts on this literary masterpiece.
Speak up...

EvanL
06-20-2004, 05:20 PM
rede jetzt, idiot!

UoUo
06-20-2004, 05:23 PM
I did't read the post...anyway...Yosy LOL you even have dout that the pal' Want to kill us all?

scott
06-20-2004, 05:50 PM
i just cant contemplate how gay you are

easy there tiger
i dont go using jew or israeli as an insult
id ask you not use gay as one

Mr. Nielsen
06-20-2004, 05:50 PM
It's funny as these conspiracy theories keep coming in a steady stream. Mossad was behind 911, the UN is taking over america with black helicopters and who would have thought that the israelis were lured to palestine by europeans eager to destroy them.

I guess you learn something new every day.

Javehn
06-20-2004, 05:52 PM
Well , there is at list one European like that ^^ :roll:

SeanAshi
06-20-2004, 06:35 PM
I concour...well I don't.

pretorian669
06-20-2004, 06:40 PM
Come on guys. :petting: Be nice. :hug:
P.S.-My grandpa used to say"Whos the bigger fool?The fool or the one who is arguing with a fool.

EvanL
06-20-2004, 06:47 PM
Come on guys. :petting: Be nice. :hug:
P.S.-My grandpa used to say"Whos the bigger fool?The fool or the one who is arguing with a fool.
your granpa must be a very smart man.
But i think the only way we can get this fool to stom pe, ;) is to be a fool ourselves.

oldsoak
06-20-2004, 06:56 PM
The title could perhaps be better worded. My first reaction when I read it was WTF ?! Whats this Nazi topic doing here ? I thought I could hear Javehn warming up the engine on his Merkava....
Careful how you word the topics boys, or you'll have old f*rts like me reaching for the digitalis.

Tane Angle
06-20-2004, 07:00 PM
A smart grandfather indeed.

Ok, for starters, the article is a satire. Basically, it's being a bit sarcastic. However, most Palestinians do not want to kill all Israelis. Most are just like most Israelis. I've seen with my own eyes both sides of the line, and neither people is that different from the other.

If I'm not mistaken, someone on this thread promised me after he returned that he would keep things civil around here. I would hope that that was not a lie. I'm sure that this thread was not meant to be inflammatory, but let's all think about how others will react to what we say before we say it. I would appreciate that greatly. That might be a major threshhold that one crosses to show that one is an adult-to demonstrate understanding of cause and effect, of predicting reactions and understanding the consequences of one's actions. Let's keep this thread civil from now on or it might have to get locked. Thank you very much all.

Have a good one all, and just some thoughts...

California Joe
06-20-2004, 07:03 PM
I was just going to move it to Off Topic as a start, but I'll leave that up to you Tane.

Tane Angle
06-20-2004, 07:06 PM
As requested by a few people.